A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Lord Jon, who are you talking to?" Elizabeth asked curiously.

"It's nothing, I'm just talking to myself." Jon said casually.

"Oh~" Elizabeth believed it.

But somewhere far away, the number one magician in Britannia was covering his bleeding eyes, with an expression of fear and excitement on his face.

Marlene, a former paladin of the "Seven Deadly Sins" Knights of the Kingdom of Lyonesse, symbolizes the sin of "Gluttony".

He is also the mentor to the King of Camelot.

He has great power and unfathomable strength.

Since the disbandment of the Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins, she has been hiding behind the scenes, usually staying in the research room to conduct magic research.

By nature, Marlene has a strong thirst for knowledge about unknown things.

Therefore, when a mysterious and powerful magic power rose from the direction of Lyonesse's kingdom, it was difficult for her to control her curiosity, so she naturally used magic to pry.

as a result……

"I really don't know how to show mercy to women." Muttering to herself, Marin crushed a green crystal.

The magical radiance of the super recovery spell fell, and her eyes returned to their original state.

However, the faint stinging pain in my mind still exists.

"No trace of his appearance can be found by any retrospection magic, and no trace of his appearance can be found by any prophecy magic. It is impossible to see the future of its existence... It's strange, it's really strange."

Marlene thought back to that dangerous and unfamiliar handsome face.

With a wave of his hand, a sketch drawn entirely by magic appeared in front of him.

"Jon Joestar, right? Great, a new subject has emerged."

Although she had been given a small warning just now, Marin was not the type to retreat when faced with difficulties.

Quite the opposite.

The harder it is, the more energetic she becomes.

However, you still need to have some brains to return the energy.

As the number one magician in the mainland, Marin has a very deep understanding of her own strength.

With the blessing of "infinite" magic power, the guy named Jon could actually hurt her from a distance. His strength must be the top in the mainland!

In fact, Marin could faintly feel a bit of 'god' aura in her new research subject... If the seal hadn't been in good condition, she almost thought the Demon King had reincarnated.

"Speaking of which, Princess Leonis should be looking for members of the Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins, right?" Marin raised the corners of her mouth slightly, "That's really easy to understand."

Tapping her temple, an illusory map appeared in front of her eyes.

Marlene said thoughtfully: "Maybe it's time to reunite with old friends."

the other side.

Jon and Elizabeth's journey was pretty smooth.

With a professional bodyguard and a professional nanny, Elizabeth has been raised to be chubby, and her weight has increased by at least one to three kilograms, making her already slightly chubby figure look even more curvy.

Beside the bonfire, Princess Silly Baitian looked at Jon with admiration, clasped her palms together and said, "Thank you so much, Sir Jon, your craftsmanship is so great, you are no better than the royal chef."

"The main thing is that the food is good. High-end ingredients often only require simple cooking." Jon said with a smile.

Many of the ingredients these days are not products of this world and taste naturally delicious.

While he was fiddling with the bonfire, he asked Elizabeth: "Will we still go north tomorrow?"

"Um...um..." Elizabeth looked troubled.

After pondering for a moment, he said timidly: "I've been walking for so many days, why not... take another walk."

so--

There is no plan, no purpose, just a whim to find the seven people who have lost contact long ago.

That is to say, normal people would never be able to do such a thing.

"Okay, okay, you are the boss." Jon spread his hands, "Speaking of which, there have been more and more search knights in the kingdom recently."

Upon hearing this, Elizabeth also became worried.

Although she understands that Lord Jon is very strong, isn't there a saying that says, 'Two fists are no match for four hands.' If Lord Jon is in danger due to her own drag...

The thought of such a possibility made Elizabeth feel uneasy, and the food she just ate was no longer tasty.

"Well..." she said hesitantly: "Lord Jon, if you don't mind, can you teach me some self-defense swordsmanship or fighting skills? I also want to help you when necessary."

"Goodbye." Jon refused decisively.

He looked at Elizabeth and said with a smile: "It's not that I look down on you, but with your delicate body, you can wield a sword... Hey, it can only be a gangster's excited punch, and a gangster's excited sword. It's hard to say whether it can hurt people. Don't give it to me then. Add the madness buff to the opposite side."

"Barfit? It sounds like a combination of parfait and puff. It must be delicious." Elizabeth, who is gradually turning into a foodie, has little stars in her eyes.

Jon snapped his fingers, bringing the silly chick back to reality.

After thinking for a while, he turned to say: "Well, it's not impossible to teach you two moves. As a girl, you must have a skill. But I see that you are not able to use fists or swords due to your physical fitness, so I might as well teach you to sing. .”

"Singing?" Elizabeth didn't know why.

She knew Lord Jon was a great bard.

But does singing really help in combat?

Perhaps seeing through Elizabeth's thoughts, Jon said very seriously: "'Iron-hard support, smooth c', have you heard of this?"

"No." Elizabeth shook her head honestly.

Jon's expression remained unchanged, "Whether you have heard of it or not, you just need to know that support is very important for a person's improvement... Come, take my harp and play "Little Star" casually. "

Elizabeth was confused.

What?

First, she can't play the harp.

Second, she doesn’t know anything about “Little Star.”

It seemed very, very difficult.

Jon said helplessly: "Forget it, let's improvise."

After a pause, he explained: "This harp contains the magic power I have stored. It is a magic prop. When played by someone I recognize, it can exert incredible power."

"Really!" Elizabeth's eyes lit up.

Which little girl has never dreamed of being a heroine in the world? In today's world view, she would be a majestic paladin.

To become a Paladin, you not only need to have a strong body, but also have profound magic power. For Elizabeth, it is an existence that is out of reach.

Now, with Lord Jon's magic harp, you can become a paladin!

Thinking about it, her white fingers plucked the strings.

Ding dong——

The sound of the piano is melodious.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but Elizabeth felt that she seemed to be quite talented in music.

"Ah~oh~ah~oh eh~"

Perhaps because they had become familiar with each other recently, she was not shy and sang softly in front of Jon.

As we all know, once a Disney princess sings, fish, birds, small animals and the like will be attracted to her surroundings.

Lyonesse’s Princess sings well too.

After a while, a group of knights came from afar...

The leader of the group wore a large helmet with horns on his head, carried a giant ax on his shoulders, and faintly exuded magic waves. He was obviously a human elite with the paladin profession.

When he saw Jon and Elizabeth, he was overjoyed and walked over with his axe, three steps at a time. Not polite, he sat down on the ground with a bang.

Elizabeth was so frightened that she stopped playing and singing and hid timidly behind Jon.

Jon looked at the uninvited guest and said with a smile, "Is something wrong?"

"It's nothing. It was too cold while traveling at night. I came here when I saw a fire here." The Oxhorn Paladin glanced at Jon and didn't take it seriously.

However, when he saw Elizabeth's disguised but still beautiful face, the tough guy's eyes suddenly straightened and he shouted: "Oh, your wife is pretty."

He rubbed his hands and said, "Let me use it?"

Although Elizabeth is innocent, kind-hearted and a bit silly, she is not a fool. From the aura emanating from the other party, she instinctively sensed danger and couldn't help but tighten her body.

"Look, if you were alone, how would you deal with such a scumbag?" Jon turned his head slightly, with a disapproving look on his face.

Elizabeth originally wanted to say, 'Without Lord Jon's help, I would always be wrapped in that layer of iron armor.'

Danger is imminent and this is not the time to gossip. She tightened her grip on the harp in her hand, looking extremely nervous.

At this time, other patrolling knights also tied up their horses and approached in small groups, laughing.

The Horned Paladin touched his beard and laughed: "This barren mountain with not even a hair around it is a good place for killing people and burying corpses. Don't worry, brothers, you can also have some soup after I've finished enjoying it!"

"The boss is wise!"

"Boss is mighty!"

"Long live Lord Angus!"

I was already suffocating because I went out to search for the whereabouts of the princess. Now I finally have a chance to relieve my anger. How can these stinky cans not be happy?

"Lord Jon, what should we do now!" Eliza asked tremblingly.

The previous journey was so smooth that she almost forgot that she was actually the enemy of the current kingdom. In front of the state machinery, one person's power was too small.

Even if Lord Jon is added, I'm afraid...

Elizabeth didn't dare to think any further.

"What a depravity. As a Paladin, you can actually say such vulgar words. Disgusting, just one word, disgusting." Jon stood up and looked down at the Horned Paladin.

"Oh, you still dare to resist?" The Ox-Horn Paladin became more energetic and grinned ferociously, "Okay, okay, I'm just going to get this angry with you. I'll let you watch it from beginning to end in a while."

Jon ignored him, turned to Elizabeth and said, "Piano, I will teach you the first lesson of survival today."

Elizabeth didn't react.

Jon repeated, "I said play the piano and sing whatever you want."

"Now is not the time to play the piano, Lord Jon!" Elizabeth said anxiously.

Jon frowned, "Forgot what I told you before? You have to obey me in everything after you come out. You have to do whatever I ask you to do."

"That's...ok." Perhaps it was Jon's attitude that gave Elizabeth courage.

She forced herself to calm down, gritted her teeth, and traced the strings with her fingertips.

Ding dong——

Bonfires, music, and fierce enemies.

It outlines a strange and beautiful picture.

Jon stretched out his hand, "Don't say I'm bullying others. You can attack first, but you only have one chance."

The horned knight thought that this pretty boy was crazy, and thought to himself: "He doesn't even have weapons or armor, so he is definitely not a knight. I'm afraid he is bluffing when he says this."

He laughed loudly: "Okay, then I'll cut off your hands and feet first, and then let you watch me show off my glory!"

After saying that, he grabbed the ax and struck Jon hard.

Due to age restrictions, the content of the comics in the previous life was too gentle for the audience.

Speaking of which, even good old Gil once plunged his sword into the ground to block the water veins of villages and towns. Although there was a reason for the incident, it can also be seen from it that the Paladins relied on their strength and their unscrupulous style.

Just as the other party said.

The wilderness is a perfect place for killing people and burying corpses.

Without the constraints of secular laws, there is not much difference between humans and beasts.

Elizabeth was too frightened to look, and the music suddenly stopped.

But Jon just raised his hand slightly and caught the opponent's ax blade, and said very naturally: "Keep playing music, then dance...ahem, sing."

Elizabeth stared blankly at the figure in front of her, with infinite admiration rising deep in her heart, "So... so strong!"

On the opposite side, the Horned Paladin and the other miscellaneous fish opened their eyes wide as if they had seen a ghost.

Although the ax just now did not exert its full force, it was enough to start cracking the ground. How could this pretty boy catch it with one hand?

hallucination.

It must be an illusion!

Ding dong ding dong——

The piano sounded again.

Different from before, this time the sound of the piano was a little cheerful. Elizabeth closed her eyes and sang a cappella with joy.

The sound waves spread through the banjo harp, turning into layers of invisible magic ripples.

The waves in front push back the waves behind, one wave higher than the other.

Jon smiled, watching the group of knights fall to the ground like wheat.

Even the Horn Paladin had many scars on his body and was dripping with blood.

Infinite fear arose in his heart, and he even lost the courage to fight again.

Letting go of the axe, the Horned Paladin fled away at a speed 10 times faster than when he arrived.

Under the influence of psychological suggestion, Elizabeth had already entered a state of selflessness. The horned knight only escaped less than five meters before he was accurately hit by a sound wave on the back of the neck. He was stunned on the spot and his soul died in the wasteland!

"Ah, I'm so sorry, Lord Jon, I seem to..." Elizabeth opened her eyes and wanted to apologize for her rudeness.

As a result, the sight of dead bodies strewn about the ground frightened the princess, who had not experienced much trouble.

After reacting for three or four minutes, I spat it out with a whoosh.

"Spit it up, spit it out, you'll get used to it. Everyone has a first time." Jon leaned over and patted Elizabeth's back gently.

Not to mention, even the back of the little chubby girl is soft and feels good...

With a slight cough, he comforted him: "Just think, none of these people are good people. They even want to harm you in front of me. You are just doing legitimate defense. Yes, this is the first lesson about survival." ——I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will offend them."

Elizabeth raised her head with difficulty, with a little filth hanging on the corner of her mouth.

Jon took a step back calmly, "When someone wants to kill you. If you kill him, the gods will not deny your behavior."

"Really?" Elizabeth was indeed easy to deceive.

Of course, this may also be because she took the initiative to believe Jon's words in order to alleviate her psychological guilt.

"Yes, yes." Jon nodded repeatedly, "Also, as a princess of the kingdom, if you want to save your country, how can you only rely on others? You yourself also need a certain amount of strength."

"Oh -" Elizabeth was obviously confused by Jon's deception, and whatever she said was what she said.

"Anyway, we can't stay here anymore. Let's go a little further. It's best to find a town or something." Jon didn't waste too much time on this topic.

He stretched out his hand and pulled Elizabeth up.

"Keep heading north while it's dark."