A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

in the car.

"How old is my little brother this year?"

"I'm sixteen."

"Sixteen? It doesn't look like it."

"Haha, others say I have a baby face."

"How many people are in the family?"

"What?"

"I mean, besides you, is there anyone else in your family?"

"I'm ashamed to say that my family's situation is a bit complicated. Anyway, I have moved out now."

“It’s really remarkable that you can start your own business at such a young age.”

"Where there."

The smile on Giorno's face became stiffer.

I don't know if it was his imagination, but he always felt that the guy in the back seat was trying to trick him intentionally or unintentionally.

Fortunately, downtown Naples is not far from the airport. Within half an hour, Rongrong sent these two difficult guests to the place.

"We're here." Giorno looked at the back seat, "Chenghui is thirty thousand lire."

"Um."

Jon nodded and deliberately opened his wallet in front of Giorno, revealing a thick stack of bills.

He clicked out a few and handed them to Giorno, "I'll take any extra as your tip."

"It's so rich!"

Giorno swallowed subconsciously.

At the same time, the ‘golden experience’ quietly appeared.

Josuke, who had been silent until now, suddenly had a look in his eyes, "You guy, are you actually a substitute user?"

"What!"

Giorno was shocked.

Since awakening to the 'golden experience', he has never met a 'similar person'.

"Toot!"

Josuke didn't have a good temper. Seeing that the yellow-haired boy had evil intentions, he controlled the 'Crazy Diamond' and punched him without thinking.

In a hurry, Giorno had no choice but to open the car door and roll on the spot.

'boom! ’

The seats collapsed and the windshield shattered.

Giorno, whose face was covered with dirt, saw his eyelids twitching.

That guy's stand-in is so destructive!

"Brother Qiaoen, I'm here to assist you. We brothers will go shoulder to shoulder!"

After Jon's earnest instruction, Josuke had his own understanding of stand-in combat.

That is.

Long hand is better than short hand (cross out)

More people beat less people!

Unexpectedly, Jon shook his head and said seriously: "Josuke, this is a trial. In order to overcome your immature self, you must defeat this enemy alone."

Josuke blinked, "I don't understand."

Jon raised a finger, "It's about the honor of 'The Strongest Wet Nurse', I can't take action."

Josuke:? ? ?

"He actually broke my car." Giorno bit his lip, "This car was rented by me."

Encouraged by Jon's eyes, Josuke opened the car door, put his hands in his pockets and said, "You deserve it. Why did you want to use a substitute to do bad things?"

The clay figurine still has some anger.

Giorno clenched his fists, "Stop talking, you weird-haired guy!"

over! beautiful! Step on it! thunder!

Josuke's expression suddenly darkened, and his whole aura became very dangerous, "Hey, you just said that my hairstyle looks like cow dung, right?"

Giorno waved his hand, "No, no, no, I just said your hairstyle is weird, no."

Before he could finish his explanation, ‘Crazy Diamond’ rushed up to him.

Giorno was excited, "Golden experience!"

As soon as the words fell, the golden double and 'Crazy Diamond' fought together.

But what Giorno didn't expect was that the invincible 'golden experience' would actually fall into a disadvantage in close combat.

In the car, Jon, who was enjoying watching the fun, nodded secretly, "Lisu Double A is unreasonable. He is indeed my half-brother."

“Too-la-la-la-la-la-la!”

Josuke gets more and more excited as he fights.

The stand-in was frequently injured, and Giorno knew he could no longer be reckless, so he found an opening and controlled the 'Golden Experience' to slam into the ground.

Suddenly, a huge piranha flower appeared on the ground.

Josuke quickly ducked away, staring at Giorno in shock.

"My 'golden experience' has the ability to give 'vitality' to any item or creature." Giorno said with a cold face.

"Really?" Josuke waved his fist not to be outdone, "My 'Crazy Diamond' can repair anything!"

Jon: (￣ー￣)

No, what kind of trouble are you going to make while introducing each other's substitute abilities?

Could it be that Jotaro caught someone and said, ‘My Platinum Star will stop’?

What!

Does the whole world know that Aqiang can stop?

That's okay

"Can repair anything!" Giorno couldn't help but be moved, "What a convenient ability."

Josuke was stunned for a moment and touched the back of his head, "Hey, it's okay."

After coming back to his senses, he coughed lightly, "Even if you praise me, I won't let go of the guy who insulted my hairstyle!"

"It's weird to begin with," Giorno muttered in his mind.

Josuke is extremely sensitive about his hairstyle that he is proud of.

Seeing Giorno's expression, he shouted: "You must have been saying bad things about my hairstyle in your mind just now!"

Is this okay?

Giorno couldn't help but widen his eyes.

Josuke angrily retorted: "You have three donuts hanging on your head, so what right do you have to say my hair is weird!"

Hearing this, Giorno twitched his lips, "This is the most popular hairstyle in Naples, not a donut."

So, children are children.

Jon held his forehead helplessly.

If it had been him or Jotaro, they would have been choked with fists, so how could they chat with the enemy.

Fight or run.

It seems that this kid Josuke still has a lot to learn.

When it comes to aesthetics, this battle cannot be lost!

Josuke took a deep breath, pointed at Giorno and said, "Next blow, I'm going to make you look good."

Giorno was silent.

Suddenly, two people moved at the same time!

“Too-la-la-la-la-la-la!”

"Wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big!"

The father's words and his son's words made the family members cry.

Jon, who finally waited for the famous scene, looked satisfied.

The mind moves slightly and directly enters the ‘inner world’.

When he appeared again, he had already flashed between Giorno and Josuke.

Imperial engine. Armed color enhancement. Ripple running. Water formation!

As we all know, Jon’s BUFF = Qiao Feng’s audio.

With a set of BUFFs, Jon instantly transformed into the God of War.

"Stop it!"

The biggest feature of the signature boxing technique of 'Silver Fang' is that it can move a thousand pounds with four ounces.

Giorno and Josuke only saw their eyes blurred before they were caught by Jon effortlessly.

Fortunately, Josuke knew that Brother Qiaoen was on the same side as him.

Giorno was different.

Rong Rong was so frightened that she struggled wildly, "Let me go! I'm warning you! I'm a gangster!"

"Gangster, I'm so scared~"

Jon let go of Josuke and used his free hand to spank Giorno's ass.

Giorno was dumbfounded.

There is a saying that the velvety buttocks in childhood are quite elastic.

Jon's expression became serious, "Giorno Giovanna, as an elder (pseudo), I must correct your distorted views.

Listen carefully, there is no future in being a Yangko star! "