A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

While Chirchak was checking the traps, Leos approached Sensi, lowered his voice, and said tactfully: "Although you may be unhappy to hear this, Chirchak is also so neurotic because he is worried about the safety of our team.

Sensi, if you encounter a similar situation again, you should not let your temper take its course."

Hearing this, Sensi still stared at him with his big round eyes: "I really can't remember those complicated routes."

"If you can't remember, just follow anyone. Fortunately, Leos and I were here this time. If we two hadn't blocked those traps, Maluciel would have been roasted..." Jon also came over He said, "Even so, do you think it doesn't matter?"

"Wait a minute." Maruxi raised her hand before Senxi could reply: "Why is it that I was roasted, can't someone else be replaced?"

"In theory, Chilchak has the highest resistance to traps. Jon and I are good at fighting, and we are not worried about the damage of those traps. As for Senxi, he is thick-skinned and hard to imagine that he will be hurt by traps." Laos blinked and said seriously: "You are the only one in the team who looks weak and looks like you will die if you fall into the trap."

Maluxi:...

Although I am a little unhappy, I can't refute it.

Senxi looked at Maruxi steadily, and the scene of the elf girl dying tragically because of his recklessness appeared in his mind. He couldn't help but take a deep breath: "You are right, it is indeed that the old man is too willful."

Correct your mistakes and you are still a good partner.

Laos smiled and gave Sensi a thumbs up: "I knew you would understand, so I'll leave lunch to you later."

"Leave all the nutrition to me." Sensi nodded gently.

As soon as the voice fell, Chilchak, who went to investigate the trap, made a discovery: "I found it, the oil-spraying trap."

Hearing this, Sensi was happy and walked back excitedly without saying a word.

Laios quickly stopped him, "Be careful! Sensi, be careful!"

"Oh, yes, I forgot." Sensi slapped his forehead and turned to Chilchak and shouted: "Halfling kid, where can you go and where can't you go? Please explain it quickly, so as not to cause some trouble again."

"I've said it..." Chilchak had three black lines on his forehead: "I'm an adult."

Not only an adult, but also a wife and children, and a representative of halflings, he can be said to be a winner in life.

A person as outstanding as me should have lived a brilliant life...

How come I am in my twenties (from a halfling's perspective) and still have to eat monsters in the underground maze?

For a moment, Chilchak fell into deep thought.

According to the instructions, Sensi was careful not to trigger any traps this time, and successfully came to Chilchak: "Let me see."

Chilchak came to his senses and pried open the trap with the lock picking tool he carried with him: "Here, the oil is in it."

Look down.

Senxi's eyes lit up: "This color, this smell... Yeah, I completely understand."

As he said, he stretched out a finger and put it into the oil storage box, "It's olive oil."

"Olive oil?" Chirchak scratched his eyebrows: "Now that you mention it, there seems to be a large area of ​​olive trees near the third underground floor..."

"The builder of the mechanism should also use local materials." Senxi smiled, his big beard trembling, "Olive oil is good, the fried things are yellow and bright."

As he said, he took off the big pot on his back: "Come on, help me, pour this oil into the pot."

"You really want to make fried tempura..." Chirchak's expression was subtle.

However, since it is olive oil, it should be no problem to eat it, at least it is much more normal than some mushroom monsters and flying hoof beasts.

Because the trigger mechanism of the mechanism has been destroyed, the two of them poured the oil into Senxi's big pot smoothly. Sensi is a dwarf known for his strength. He walked without any difficulty while holding a full pot of oil. It was just hard for Chirchak to remind him from time to time where to step and where not to step...

With a bang, he put the oil pot down.

The splashing oil almost splashed on Malushil.

The silly elf screamed and quickly took three steps back.

"Wait, we'll have dinner soon." Sensi untied the cloth bag and took out the ingredients he had harvested these days.

In addition to the salt-baked flying hoof meat, there are some remaining mushroom monsters (provided by Laos), shadow tail vines (collected from the second underground floor), air-dried slimes, and giant scorpions (provided by Senxi)

"There are still not many varieties." Senxi glanced at the ingredients and was a little dissatisfied: "It's rare to have such good oil, and I want to fry more things..."

Laos patted his chest: "What's so difficult about this, I'll go outside and see if there is anything to eat."

Then, he turned his head and looked at Malushil: "How about it, do you want to join us?"

"Duck!" Malushil refused without thinking.

But some bad images flashed through her mind, and she changed her mind: "Wait a minute, I'll go with you!"

Laios scratched his head: "Why did you suddenly..."

"If I leave you alone, who knows what strange ingredients you will bring back." Malushiel pinched her brows: "Even if it's a monster, I don't want to eat something too disgusting. This is the bottom line."

Laios didn't know the bottom line very well, but he was very happy that Malushiel was willing to go with him to find ingredients.

Saying goodbye to everyone, one person and one elf walked deeper into the maze.

Malusiel kept mumbling.

Laos couldn't hear clearly, but he vaguely caught words such as 'have some backbone', 'don't eat so much later' and 'don't let others look down on you'.

Laos blinked and said in his heart: "Come on, Malusil."

That's how it works sometimes.

The more you look for something, the harder it is to find it.

Normally there are quite a lot of monsters in the underground maze, but who would have imagined that not a single one could be found now.

Laos looked around and said to Maluciel seriously: "Why don't you dig some moss back? It's a vegetable after all."

Maluciel:? ? ?

I'm not a snail.

Besides, can something like moss really be fried?

"Ah~ I really want to eat fried chicken. Isn't it said that there is a probability of cocktail snakes appearing on the third underground floor?" Leos looked forward to it: "If fate arranges for us to meet, I will definitely taste its taste."

"Don't say such nonsense with an affectionate look on your face!" When the two of them were alone together, Malusiel still performed steadily and complained very timely.

I don't know if her voice was too loud, attracting prying eyes in the dark.

Suddenly, a sticky gaze fell on her, making her whole body tremble slightly.

"Laos, Laos, something seems to be watching us." Malusiel held the staff tightly, and her voice was unconsciously high-pitched due to nervousness.

No matter how off-the-line he usually is, Leos is still reliable at critical moments. I saw him unsheathing his sword and calmly protecting Malusiel, a teammate who was not good at fighting, behind him, "Be careful, be sure to take care of yourself."

Malusiel nodded: "When necessary, I will use my magic to support you."

As he was talking, a monster crawled out of the shadows.

Leos was slightly startled: "Is this a big frog?"

The big frog looks like an ordinary frog, but is more than ten times larger in size, and has an extremely flexible tongue. It is a very ferocious predatory monster.

"Don't the big frogs live in a deeper maze? Why are they on the third floor underground..." Malusil was extremely confused.

But she also thought of the migrating wargs and the mysterious silver-backed apes, and thought to herself: "It seems that this maze is undergoing some changes that we don't know about."

"Worry, Malusiel, big frogs usually appear in groups, be careful not to be attacked by other big frogs." Laos readied his sword and said in a deep voice.

However, Malusil carefully scanned the surroundings with magic power perception and said with absolute certainty: "There are no other monsters, Laos, there is only one big frog."

Leos:? ? ?

But that's okay, this way the difficulty of the battle is greatly reduced.

"Then, let's go!" Laos said to Malusil.

The next second, he quickly rushed forward and slashed angrily at the big frog's head.

"Guagua?" The big frog naturally would not sit still and wait for death. The long tongue suddenly popped out of its mouth, and it immediately caught Laos' sword.

"Damn it!" Leos's eyes were stern, and he used his brute strength to take the sword back.

Unexpectedly, he stumbled and lost his balance.

"Where did the mucus come from?" Leos was shocked.

In combat, any small mistake can be fatal.

Together with the sword, Laos was thrown into the air by the tongue.

My life is at an end!

Leos thought instinctively.

At this moment, a wave of hot fire surged from behind.

Malusil, the bastard who had always been holding back, finally stood up for once.

"Hey, let's see what happens!"

This is the art of fire escape and big fireball!

With a bang, the big frog's head was blown off.

Leos fell hard.

Fortunately, he was experienced and didn't suffer any hidden injuries from the fall. However, because the armor is too heavy, the buttocks are slightly red and swollen.

"Well done...Maluciel..." Laos rubbed his butt and gave a thumbs up to Malusil.

Malusil raised her head proudly: "Now you know, I am still useful."

"I have always believed that your power, Malusil, is an indispensable part of our team. For me personally, having you by my side, Malusil, is really the luckiest thing in the world." Leo Si was extremely grateful and unconsciously threw a set of three consecutive straight balls.

As we all know, nature defeats arrogance.

Malusil blushed, and in order to ignore the topic, she coughed lightly: "Okay, okay, stop talking about these things, take the big frog back and fry it quickly."

Fried frog legs and the like are considered normal food outside, so Malusiel is unexpectedly adapted to monsters like giant frogs and is not very disgusted.

"It's too big... I can't carry it back alone." Laos felt worried and looked at Maluciel quietly.

Malusil suddenly showed the same vigilance as a husky: "I said it first, eat it, eat it, even if you kill me, I don't want to touch this sticky thing."

Leos scratched the back of his head: "Then I can only cut off one leg and take it back."

the other side.

Zila Zila Zila.

High-temperature olive oil emits the unique aroma of vegetable oil.

Chilchak put his hands on his pillow and circled around Sensi: "Do you need my help?"

"You have been very busy just now." Senxi said without raising his head: "Now let me..."

As he said this, he put a finger slightly into the oil pan.

Chilchak had a calm face, but when he saw such a suicidal move, his face changed: "Hand! Hand! Hand!"

"It's okay, I have a good heat resistance. Or maybe all dwarves are like this." Sensi took out his finger calmly and muttered to himself: "The oil temperature is about 180 degrees, it's a good time to put it in the pan."

Turning his head to look at his side, he said to Chilchak: "Please continue to maintain this temperature. I'm going to start preparing the ingredients for the pan."

"Ah? Me?" Chilchak pointed at himself.

"Yes." Sensi nodded, "It's just to maintain the flame, it won't be too difficult."

"Okay--" Chilchak was a little reluctant, but still agreed.

While Chilchak was keeping the oil warm.

Sensi took out the kitchen knife and started cutting the ingredients.

The minced Shadow Tail was mixed with tree juice, the salt-baked Hoofed Beast was cut into flowers, the air-dried Slime was sliced, and the Mushroom Monster was cut into cubes of appropriate size.

What a coincidence.

As soon as the ingredients were processed, Leos and Marusil came back with frog legs.

Senxi was amazed: "Isn't this a big frog? I didn't expect to see it on the third floor underground."

Leos handed the frog legs to Senxi: "Yes, we were also shocked at the time. Fortunately, this is a lone big frog, otherwise Marusil and I would be in danger."

As soon as the voice fell, Jon suddenly said: "Have you noticed that when you explore with the red deer, you will definitely encounter some strange things."

Leos: ...

Now that you say it.

It seems to be true.

Marusil snorted, "From what you said, is it me who brought bad luck! I am an elf with a full luck value, how could I be in trouble?"

Jon couldn't comment on this.

Sensi ignored the others and took the initiative to peel the frog legs and cut them into pieces of appropriate size.

"It still needs to be marinated for a while." He said, pouring all his treasured dwarven liquor into the bowl of frog legs: "Fry this last."

"What? Is it time to start?" Laos showed unprecedented anticipation for eating monsters.

He prepared the plate and knife and fork, and watched every move of Sensi carefully.

Sensi smiled slightly, "Let's start with Shadow Tail."

After speaking, he used a large clamp to put the cut Shadow Tail and the pancake made of tree juice into the oil pan.

Sizzle! ! ! !

In an instant, the aroma of oil filled the air.

Laos and the others couldn't help swallowing their saliva.

Deep-fried food can also be eaten in the underground maze.

This was completely unimaginable before.

"Thanks to you, Sensi!" Laos said with gratitude.

After speaking, he couldn't wait to put the fried pancake into his mouth. (End of this chapter)