A Race to The Top

The air is stagnant for one second, two seconds, three seconds...All the creatures present have been casted on the body to maintain the posture of the moment they were caught, motionless, funny.

"Gulululu." A hazelnut rolled to the ground, and time resumed.

Ling Xiaolu quickly raised his finger to the squirrel: "It did it!"

Almost at the same time, five short hands pointed at Ling Xiaolu neatly, including the ridiculously small wing.

Ling Xiaolu: ...These ungrateful beasts.

Ji Meng walked towards them with a bad face, and the animals rushed away, leaving only the "culprit" waiting to be questioned by the owner.

"I'm really an accomplice, don't believe them, I..."

Ji Meng raised his hand, and Ling Xiaolu thought he was going to be electrocuted and closed his eyes in fright.

Instead of waiting for the imaginary electric current, the corner of his mouth was wiped heavily.

He secretly opened his eyes a slit, and Ji Meng's face was dark close to him.

"It's all cheesy!" He said politely.

Ling Xiaolu quickly wiped his entire face, pretending to be innocent: "I'm hungry, and I haven't found you with other food. If there is, I won't be..."

Without a word, Ji Meng opened the locker next door, which was filled with all kinds of food and materials.

"...If I knew there was something to eat there, I would definitely not open this cabinet." Ling Xiaolu changed his words fluently. If he didn't listen to the content, he wouldn't be able to tell these two sentences.

Ji Meng disdains him: "I gave you permission to live in this room..."

"Same, with whom?"

"...You can take everything in the house, and you can eat the things in my bag, but, yes," he emphasized the pronunciation, "you are not allowed to eat anything of unknown origin outside!"

"I did not eat…"

"Don't drink it!" Ji Meng interrupted him angrily, "Do you know that you have a special physique?"

"Me? Special physique? Is there any?"

"You can get drunk with deer wine. What if you are poisoned by eating something unknown next time?"

"Then your company will lose a lot of money." Ling Xiaolu said without hesitation, regretting it after receiving it, because Ji Meng really wanted to beat him. According to this performance speculation, it is estimated that I did not toss lightly the night before.

"I don't know that I will get drunk if I drink. Did I cause you a lot of trouble when I got drunk?"

"What do you mean?"

Ling Xiaolu was also embarrassed: "Then what can I do to calm you down?"

Ji Meng had no thoughts at first, but Yu Guang swept to Ling Long, and suddenly wanted to use his own way to cure his body.

"Okay, then I'm going to hit your miniature dragon on the ass."

Ling Xiaolu did not hesitate to grab Ling Long and sent it to him: "Hey."

Ling Long:...

Ji Meng:...

"You're welcome, let's do it." Ling Xiaolu enthusiastically stuffed Ling Long into Ji Meng's hand.

Ji Meng was not interested and really started: "You promised too refreshingly, right?"

"That said, if you spank it, it doesn't hurt for me."

Ji Meng regretted it, he should propose to hit Fenglong Master's ass!

"But there is a question I wanted to ask a long time ago, where did your little pet come from?" Ji Meng took Fenglong graciously and looked around.

The wind-breath pterodactyl is the new favorite of the expansion. It is currently rare in the game, and when he first saw Ling Xiaolu, the little dragon was by his side.

Fortunately, Manager Ke has already explained this, and Ling Xiaolu is not panicked: "The one-time purchase of the bracelet plus the deluxe version of the expansion client will give you new player benefits. You can also buy it, but you don’t think you will appreciate it."

Ji Meng didn't doubt that he had it, and returned Fenglong to Ling Xiaolu: "Forget it this time, don't use it as a GM next time."

"Ah? I, I, I recognize it as GM?" Ling Xiaolu panicked, "How could I be so stupid?"

"You still chased it and asked it to seal my account. I really regret not recording it for you!"

Only then did Ling Xiaolu realize that he might have passed the "lost" at a distance of 0.01 millimeters. The sentence of drinking and making a mistake is really honest and not deceiving me.

"Thank you friends for not recording!" Ling Xiaolu said this sentence quite sincerely, so sincere that Ji Meng regretted it, why not record it? After recording, there will be material to laugh at him, maybe he will be softly begged to delete...

"Husband~you delete the black history of others~~"

"Not good." Ji Meng said sternly.

"What's wrong?" Ling Xiaolu saw that Ji Meng was wandering again, and stretched out his hand to wake him up, "You didn't drink a bar?"

After returning to his senses, Ji Meng looked at Shangling Xiaolu's inquisitively, pretending to be fine: "Forget it."

With the frequency of this guy's troubles, there will definitely be many opportunities to photograph his embarrassment in the future, so forget it this time.

Ling Xiaolu was even more inexplicable: "Why don't you forget it?"

"Where are you going?"

Ling Xiaolu: …are we really talking in the same time and space?

"Where do I plan to go?"

"I'm going out later, I'll see you where you want to go."

The frequencies of the two people finally matched up once.

"You can do it if you have anything, and go online specially." Ling Xiaolu is routinely polite.

Ji Meng wanted to go online to see how the people were doing, and his words changed: "Of course I want to come up... to see if you steal food!"

"..." I wouldn't be polite to him if I knew it, but Ling Xiaolu couldn't refute it, because he did steal the food and was caught upright!

"Where to go... I don't know, or you can send me to a place where novices can do tasks."

Ji Meng was silent, still silent, still silent.

Ling Xiaolu couldn't figure it out: "This request is so difficult, do I need to think about it for so long?"

Ji Meng was poked to the painful spot: "I'm thinking, how do I know, I haven't done a novice task!"

"Then what did you do when you first entered the game?"

"Catch the baby, kill the monsters."

"anything else?"

"Continue to catch the baby, continue to spawn monsters."

"..." Ling Xiaolu was heartbroken, "Your uncle gave you your appointment ring, but you live like a plug-in. Are you worthy of your company's programmers who work overtime?"

Ji Meng was silent again for a moment: "Then you don't do it either."

Ling Xiaolu:? ? ?

"Let's do it together when I get online."

Ling Xiaolu:? ? ? ? ?

"What's your face?" Ji Meng explained forcefully, "I mean I heard that the tasks in this game are difficult. Many of them have to be completed in teams, and you can't do it alone!"

"How come I can't do the novice task by myself? Don't underestimate people."

"Did I make a mistake? You were wanted when I was next line. You were drunk after I left. You will cause trouble as long as I'm not here!"

Ling Xiaolu refused to accept: "It's not that I will cause trouble when you are not here, I will still cause trouble when you are here!"

"You, you are still very proud, right?"

"What's wrong with being proud? Don't accept it!"

Ji Meng suffocated his stomach and sent Ling Xiaolu back to Yuanting Town, who had been too far away from him.

When Ling Xiaolu saw him start to read the off-line, he hurriedly shouted: "Hey! You have cancelled the permission of someone in your house, and I will never go to Dongye again!"

Ji Meng: "Huh!"

Ling Xiaolu: ...here again and again! Pig essence reincarnated!

"Are you not going to cancel by yourself?" Ji Meng asked rhetorically.

"Can I cancel this by myself? How to cancel it?"

Ji Meng was relieved to learn that he won't be able to read the article without turning his face, making it clear that he didn't want to tell him.

Ling Xiaolu was so angry that he could only capture the arrogant appearance of the opponent's neck stalking at the last second before Ji Meng went offline, and once again P became an emoji package and sent it to the homepage:

-Let's learn how to call together, together:

-Humph!

His Ling Xiaolu is no longer what he used to be, with more than 10,000 fans and new Internet celebrities. As long as the emoji is posted fast enough, Prince Ji Doutu can't beat him!

Chang Huanxi waited for Ji Meng to appear half an hour later than the agreed time.

"Why is it so late? Is it online again?"

Ji Meng feels upset.

"No pets."

When Chang Huanxi saw that he denied feeding pets but did not deny going online, he was deeply surprised: if Ji Meng didn't feed pets, pigs would be extinct!

"What's the matter? Look at the time I waited for you for more than half an hour. Tell me quickly and make me happy."

Ji Meng was upset, and as soon as he was questioned, he told Ling Xiaolu about his plastic friends.

Chang Huanxi rationally analyzed: "Or maybe people simply dislike you and don't want to have contact with you?"

"Impossible!" Ji Meng denied it simply.

"Why are you so sure?"

Ji Meng carefully recalled the details of the two people's getting along, and threw a strong argument: "He personally admitted that he is a friend with me."

This time it was Chang Huanxi's turn to look disgusted: "What if you admit that you are a friend in person? There are more people calling your husband in your game than the crucian carp in the river. Isn't it just that you love you to death, and your heart feels like buying skin? "

"..." Ji Meng was silent, "this time is different."

"In that case, what did you say at the time, please describe it to me."

"I just said...'The task is difficult, and you can't accomplish it by yourself'. What's wrong with this sentence?"

"It's right, but can't you say it well?"

"Why didn't I say it properly?" Ji Meng asked dissatisfiedly.

"Come, learn from me," Chang Huanxi taught each word, "I want to team up with you to do the task."

"...Who wouldn't say such a simple thing?"

"It's all in Chinese, you can, try it!"

Chang Huanxi desperately made a "come one" gesture at him.

Ji Meng: "..."

He cleared his throat: "I want to follow you..."

Lips are a bit dry, he licked, looking around.

"Don't look around, look at me." Chang Huanxi forbids him to escape from his eyes, "Look at my eyes and say sincerely."

Ji Meng was forced to face him: "I think...I think..."

Ji Meng's words were overwhelmed, the two of them only had opposite eyes. In the end, Chang Huanxi couldn't keep on: "You still don't look at me, I'm afraid you will see me."

Ji Meng turned his head angrily.

Chang Huanxi feels bitter. If there is only one person in the world who can be friends with Ji Meng, why is this person him?

At the same time, in the game, Ling Xiaolu, who finally regained his freedom, flew into the pet exchange, ate all the talent **** he had accumulated, and learned several useful close skills:

—Wind Fury: Passive skill. There is a certain probability that double damage will be triggered when attacking, at most once within 2.5 seconds.

-Vampire: Passive skill. Convert 15% of the damage caused by physical attacks into your own HP.

-Yang Yan: Passive skill. There is a certain probability to dodge physical attacks, and generate multiple phantoms to confuse the enemy in an instant, triggering at most once within 15 seconds.

-Concealment: Integrate with the environment, it is not easy to be found, any form of active attack or damage will cancel the effect, and the first physical attack in the concealed state must be a crit. Duration of 30 seconds, 5 minutes to cool down.

The biggest advantage of these four skills is that the players and pets share them. There is no need to cover up. The first three passive skills do not need to be bound. The last stealth is set to be triggered silently by placing the index finger on the lips. After all, no one will be big before stealing. Shout "I'm going to be invisible!"

After learning the skills, the wallet bottomed out, but Ling Xiaolu was still satisfied: I became poorer and stronger.

Yuanting Town is still so lively. Despite the relatively small number of people online in the morning hours, the commercial street is still prosperous, with shouts of cries and laughter one after another, Ling Xiaolu, who walks in the crowd with a green name, feels safer-if you ignore that "Reward" words.

Many people avoided Ling Long’s noise, but this did not affect his unscrupulous scrolling on Ling Xiaolu’s holographic dialogue screen:

Ling Long: Do you want to know the latest developments in the game? Do you want to not miss the hottest consultation in mainland China? Then quickly open the news board and master the hot spots!

Linglong: News board opening instruction—

Ling Long: Spread out the palm of one hand, and put the **** of the other hand together, making gestures from the wrist to the fingertips.

Ling Xiaolu seriously considered the feasibility of blocking GM and opened the so-called news board, finally knowing why Ling Long insisted that he watch this.

What was recorded on the news board was a summary of the hot events of the previous day. Ling Xiaolu did not know whether to say luck or misfortune, and took four of them:

1.#离争鹿比#

(Ling Xiaolu thinks while watching: As expected, the male **** is still very popular.)

2.#嵇蒙鹿比#

(Well, I am worthy of being a national husband, with a card face.)

3.#鸩鸩顧龍鹿比#

(Is it so high after being locked up? Can’t figure it out.)

4.#寇爸爸家有矿#

(The power of money should not be underestimated.)

5.#窦寇鹿比#

(…Refuse.)

Ling Long: How do you feel?

Lubi: Li is the number one hot search in terms of how much money, my Prince Ji will give you double!

Ling Long: I am relieved to see that you still have the spirit to cross the line. After all, the status quo seems to be a bit contrary to your expected low-key. I am still reviewing whether I have a problem with the game guidance.

Lubi: Peace of mind, I will not complain to you.

Ling Xiaolu comforted him.

Lubi: After all, I don't remember your job number.

Ling Long was very moved and properly hid his work permit.

Ling Xiaolu’s attention was heard by the sound of books coming from the entrance of the tavern. It was unexpected that there was someone telling the story in the game. Many players were listening around, and Ling Xiaolu also went to join in the fun.

"It is said that the national male **** is divorced, showing his weapons, and fighting against the national husband Ji Meng. The two people fought dimly, the ground shook, the head and the tail were shaking, and the scene was full of wind and thunder. The Silver Snake and Lei Lulu tear each other, store electricity to strangle, and each have their own unique tricks..."

"Melon seeds, drinks, peanuts!"

Ling Xiaolu listened with gusto and beckoned to the vendor: "Come on to make melon seeds!"

"okay!"

Ling Xiaolu licked melon seeds, and heard that the writer continued to preach, "...it’s too late, it’s fast then, Li Zheng hugged the boy next to him and jumped back. I saw the green boy with beautiful eyes and delicate eyes. , But cried so much that it was pitiful and pitiful."

Ling Xiaolu laughed as he listened, and asked, "What is he crying for?"

"The boy was crying,'Hey, I have no grievances with your Prince Ji, why do you make things difficult for me?" Ji Meng questioned,'You lingered with this person, throwing in your arms, and yet Have you put this prince in your eyes!'"

"Hahaha well!" Ling Xiaolu applauded.

The storyteller arched his hand in the direction of Ling Xiaolu and continued preaching: "This boy named Lubi..."

"Cough cough cough cough cough!" A string of earth-shaking coughs broke out in the crowd, frightening the people around. "

"Are you OK?"

Ling Xiaolu pointed at his throat hoarsely: "Melons, melon seeds..."

"It's not good! Someone got stuck in the shell of melon seeds!"

"Where? Who?!"

"Here! Here... this boy named Lubi... was stuck in the melon seed shell..." The eyewitness followed the storyteller's words with a look of astonishment.

Ling Xiaolu: ...Don't think about connecting context at this time!

"Wow! I saw a live Lubi!"

"Unexpectedly, I saw 4/5 of the top five in today's headlines at once!"

"I watched the live broadcast of Lu than you yesterday. Dad Kou was so miserable by you! When will you broadcast the live broadcast again? I can pay attention to you."

"Can you talk about your experience in close contact with the three big appointments?"

"Lubi is here, where is my husband? Where is my male god?"

"Everyone is still worried about whether Yunji will kill him. It is more realistic. Didn't you see that his reward is still on him?"

"Isn't he who should be more worried? Didn't you find that he was getting stuck?"

…

Ling Xiaolu was finally saved by being beaten and taped by people nearby. He had a lingering fear. The first time he died in the game, he almost contributed to Guazi Shell. Can you give me an achievement for the shameful method of death?

And who made this storytelling? He is going to call the police!

The storyteller apparently recognized the protagonist of the story, and just about to say hello with a smile, suddenly his expression changed dramatically: "Beware!"

Ling Long’s warning also arrived almost simultaneously—

Ling Long: Run around!

As soon as Ling Xiaolu ran a step, he sensed the wind above his head and knew that it was too late to run. He hugged his head and rolled to the extreme on the ground. There was a loud noise behind him, accompanied by a heat wave, which was pushed by the huge impact. Ling Xiaolu turned several somersaults on the ground.

Those who didn't get the warning were not so lucky. They were smashed into ghosts on the spot by the meteor shower spell that fell from the sky, and they raised their placards and questioned them angrily:

Damn it! Who did it?

He actually did a sneak attack?

I will never let you go if you are a ghost!

"Roar-"

With a deafening roar, Ling Xiaolu followed the prestige with everyone, and a huge "fuck" sounded in his heart: King Kong? ? !

This gigantic orangutan, which looked exactly like King Kong, patted his chest loudly on the roof, and jumped straight in the direction of Ling Xiaolu.

Was it hit by it head-on, wouldn't it turn into mud? When Ling Xiaolu was nervous, he subconsciously stretched out two fingers: "Don't come here!"

"King Kong" was delayed by the deceleration effect for 1.5 seconds, Ling Xiaolu hurriedly took advantage of this gap to roll aside two times again, his index finger moved closer to his lips, and disappeared in full view.

The next second, "King Kong" landed heavily with a long howl. Two Kong Wu's powerful arms were raised high, and then slammed to the ground. The range attack produced by the vibration not only lifted Ling Xiaolu's concealed state, Lian Ling The dirt that Xiaolu originally planned to use for running was also interrupted because of this blow and fell to the ground.

"King Kong" landed on all fours, aiming at Ling Xiaolu, who was unable to escape with all his strength, and launched a fierce charge. This time I couldn’t dodge it anyway. Ling Xiaolu raised his arm to cover his eyes. Dou Kou’s warning was true. Death in this game is fake, but the fear at the moment of death—especially for him who has no death. For experienced novices-it is genuine.

Ling Xiaolu closed his eyes and waited for a long time, but the powerful impact he was waiting for did not come.

There seemed to be a wind around him. He was in the center of the whirlpool, and he could feel the leaves and rocks hitting him without having to open his eyes.

When the wind stopped, Ling Xiaolu slowly lowered his arm in front of him hesitantly. The back view that appeared in front of him frame by frame, the angle of view from him sitting on the ground became bigger and bigger.

The wind around him has stopped, but the visitor has long white hair and the same white clothes, but there is no wind.

The burly body of "King Kong" was designated by him with only one hand.

"Go." With a flick of his middle finger, the orangutan was bounced away at high speed and crashed into three buildings before he fell heavily.

The person who rescued Ling Xiaolu from "King Kong" slowly turned around, revealing a peerless face that would be sighing no matter how many times he watched it.

Facing Ling Xiaolu who was sitting on the ground with a dull face, the other party was not surprised that he would have such an expression.

"Are you all right, disciple."

The author has something to say: today there is a deputy CP role online (the supporting role without a name in the supporting role column is too miserable).