Adventures of the Wanjie Predator
Chapter 95
"You stinky boy, come back when you come back, and bring any gifts. Although Zhuo Sicheng said so, he was happy in his heart. He didn't care if the gift was expensive or not, he was happy that Zhuo Yun could have this filial piety. took the packaging box handed over by Zhuo Yun and opened it, Zhuo Sicheng couldn't help but cry and laugh a little, shook his head and said, "Ah Yun, what do you mean by putting Mai Lisu in the box?"
Mi Lisu?
Zhuo Yun almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!
Dad, don't you have eyes without beads, can you? This is a genuine elixir! Qin Shi Huang couldn't ask for it!
Zhuo Yun shouted loudly in his heart.
However, Zhuo Yun only dared to think about it in his heart, because he estimated that this kind of superstitious feudal words would definitely be thrown away on the spot with his father's temperament, and then he would be taught the truth of being a man.
Therefore, Zhuo Yun had no choice but to laugh and urge him to take one as soon as possible.
Zhuo Sicheng couldn't stand Zhuo Yun's repeated urging, considering that this was also the child's intention, so he took out one and took it. He just wanted to take two bites, but this Mai Lisu was so smooth that he slipped directly into his throat without paying attention. The next moment, he felt that something was wrong.
"Mom, you have one too!" Zhuo Yun took out another elixir in the box and handed it to Jiang Xiaoyue.
"No, no, my mother has had a toothache recently, so I won't eat this sweet. Jiang Xiaoyue waved her hand again and again. But Zhuo Yun couldn't help but say, and forced one into her mouth, because she was too anxious, Jiang Xiaoyue was choked and coughed twice, and said helplessly: "You ignorant baby, it's really ......"
Before she finished speaking, she suddenly felt a lightness in her body, as if she had grown a feather, and there seemed to be an electric current flowing through her body, and the pores of her whole body became extremely numb.
"Xiao Yue, do you feel it? That weird feeling! Stinky boy, you won't take the expired Mai Lisu to give the two of us to eat, right?" Zhuo Sicheng opened his eyes wide and glared at Zhuo Yun and asked.
"Well, Lao Zhuo, it's a little weird!"
Zhuo Yun saw that the two elders had taken the elixir, and the last piece of heart disease in his heart was also removed. The whole person became very relaxed. From now on, no matter how long he stays in the fantasy world, he doesn't have to worry that he will get the bad news of his parents' death when he comes back.
"Hey, look scare the hell out of you both. Am I going to hurt you? Today is Dad's birthday, Mom, you go order a big ice cream cake and buy some of my favorite dishes, especially that crystal elbow, I'm going to have a drunk with Dad today!" As he spoke, Zhuo Yun took out a wad of 50,000 yuan in cash from his coat pocket and handed it to Jiang Xiaoyue.
"This kid, can your parents still use your money?" Jiang Xiaoyue waved her hand.
Zhuo Yun is not unwilling to give more money to his parents, in fact, he wants to directly take out a few hundred million yuan for his parents to enjoy Qingfu. But he knew his parents too well, and that would only frighten them and frighten them.
Instead, it's better to take it step by step like it is now. Honor them little by little and let them slowly adapt to the changes. Zhuo Yun even plans to make a career in a few days, and he can justifiably take out the money to honor the two of them.
Seeing that Jiang Xiaoyue still refused to accept it, Zhuo Yun took out a killer idea: "Mom, I'm a big spender." I can't keep the money on me, so it's better to let you go and save it for me to be my wife!"
"That's right, then this money mom will keep it for you first. In the future, when I do something big for you, Mom will take it out!"
Jiang Xiaoyue happily accepted the money, and then rode her old electric car that she hadn't changed for five years and went out to buy groceries.
"Let's go, Dad, let's go home and have a good chat!"
Zhuo Yun pushed his father Zhuo Sicheng's sturdy back and returned to his long-lost home.
At noon, Zhuo Yun and his father pushed the cup and changed the lamp, and they couldn't stop talking, so they both got drunk, of course Zhuo Yun pretended to be.
Hooking his father's shoulder, who was already unconscious, when his mother Jiang Xiaoyue came to clean up the mess, he squinted his eyes and deliberately revealed: "Dad, you and your mother will be immortal people in the future, remember not to expose it, when you get tired of living in this hometown, go to the magic capital to find me, and I will arrange you to a new environment.
" "
Jiang Xiaoyue was stunned for a moment, but when she saw Zhuo Yun's drunken appearance, she shook her head with a smile, picked up the bowl and walked away.
"Whew!"
After she left, Zhuo Yun immediately opened his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief. Then he carried his father upstairs and told him to take a nap.
He himself closed the door, sat down in front of the computer, and continued to look for the kind of fantasy world suitable for crossing with low risk and high return.
Although he is now immortal, he has also cultivated a very good defensive technique. But in front of those terrifying beings who destroy the world at every turn, explode planets, and even create a universe of their own, it is nothing at all.
If he wants to explore the mysteries of this universe, he still has a long way to go!
Thankfully, time is not of the essence for him, and he can calmly arrange his growth plan.
Then, as a normal person who is not crazy or stupid, most of the time he should choose to save his life as the first priority, and then try to do something else.
After all, immortality is not really immortal.
For example, if he Zhuo Yun was to short-circuit his brain for a while, and ran to the Xianxia world where Ye Wushu was in the Supreme Holy Body Emperor, and ran around, maybe he would accidentally offend a certain power, so he would be broken through the defense and killed in an instant, and then I am afraid that he would not even have a chance to hide back in the Shennong space.
In that case, if you die, you will really die.
Blinded by a great traversal ability.
Therefore, Zhuo Yun still intends to do so for a long time. It should focus on mastering life-saving skills.
For example, the super self-healing ability, the ability to regenerate after death, the ability to be reborn with a drop of blood, the ability to recover in one breath, and the top-notch doppelganger ability......
Searching for the world, browsing the web, bragging and boasting, Zhuo Yun spent an afternoon like this.
In the evening, Zhuo Yun suddenly heard Jiang Yishan's voice.
"Aunt Jiang, I heard my mother say that Zhuo Yun's kid is back?"
"Well, it's back. I got drunk with your uncle at noon and slept all afternoon. I guess he's drunk now, so you can go upstairs and find him!"
"Okay!"
Then, I heard a sound of rustling footsteps on the stairs.
"Little Zhuozi, little Zhuozi, I'm here, you haven't come out to see the driver, do you want to hit the ground?"
Hearing this, Zhuo Yun showed a knowing smile. The title in Jiangyi Mountain Pass has allusions. When they were in elementary school, "Joking about Qianlong" was popular, and Jiang Yishan had a Jiangshan because of his name, and if he had a Jiangshan, wasn't he the emperor? So he always called himself I, which made his classmates laugh crazy. And there is also a famous eunuch named Xiao Zhuozi inside, and Zhuo Yun happens to be surnamed Zhuo, so ......
Shaking his head, Zhuo Yun opened his door and shouted directly outside: "Yishan, come in!"
"You, have you gone to Nanda Country for plastic surgery?"
As soon as he entered the house, Jiang Yishan looked at Zhuo Yun, who was so handsome that he almost had no friends, and immediately shouted.
With his childhood playmate, Zhuo Yun didn't have such scruples when he joked: "Yes, I have plastic surgery." Recently, I am ready to develop into the entertainment industry. "
......
Reunited after a long absence, the two have endless topics.
Recalling the interesting stories of childhood, lamenting that society is difficult to mix, looking forward to imagining the future, from the sky to the ground, from science and technology to mythology, from people's livelihood to politics, the two talked about everything.
From Jiang Yishan's words, Zhuo Yun could tell that he was not very good now.
Moreover, they are full of complaints and dissatisfaction with the current social system and the country.
Since it was a small game, Zhuo Yun had the heart to pull him a little. However, at this time, there is no need to bring it up.
patted Jiang Yishan's shoulder comfortingly and said, "By the way, what about Fat Wang, why didn't he come with you?"
Hearing Zhuo Yun mention Wang Fatzi, Jiang Yishan's face was suddenly full of disdain, and he sneered lightly, and said, "Wang Fatty? You mean that Wang Butcher who loves to pretend? Now I am disgusted when I see him." "
......
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