After the college entrance examination, bring a system to serve as a soldier

Xu Hua expressed his position, did not sing in chorus, and did not participate in himself, saying that this was the stage for their recruits, so in the end, this heavy responsibility could only be covered on the heads of nine recruits.

"Brother Fan... You are the deputy chief, you have to play an exemplary role, or..."

", do you want me to accompany you to practice military boxing, I can take this lead!"

Lin Fan looked at the mouse and directly threatened.

What are you kidding, so many people, go up and perform on their own?

What to perform?

Singing? I can't!

Dance?

Not by yourself!

As for anything else, such as talking about cross talk and acting in sketches, he doesn't have that funny cell!

So, what is he going up there for?

Offering ugliness to make people look like monkeys?

For a while, everyone looked at each other, thinking about who to play!

Lin Fan looked at Zhu Hong, and before he could speak, Zhu Hong waved his hand!

"I won't either! Before I joined the army, I liked to play games the most, and I wasn't interested in anything else, but now you let me perform, even if I am asked to perform and play games, but I don't have any equipment!"

Lin Fan stopped looking at him, turned his head 503, and looked at Liu Tie, Liu Tie also instantly restrained his smile, revealing a smile that was more embarrassing than crying: "Brother Fan, I really have no talent!"

.......

Looking at them one by one, none of them said yes!

In the end, Ren Yuan gritted his teeth and made a proposal.

"Let's not draw lots, whoever loses will go!"

I don't want to be a monkey and sacrifice ugliness, and I can't think of any talent I have, so I can only rely on fate.

Whoever has a bad life and wins the lottery will be the one who will go up and perform a show.

Anyway, no matter what the performance is, there will always be one person to go, and it will definitely not work in such a stalemate!

In the end, everyone agreed to this decision and let Xu Hua sign it.

In fact, it is to pull some grass from the ground on the back of everyone, eight long and one short!

Xu Hua carried everyone on his back, hiding only a head of about the same length in his fist before turning around.

looked at everyone with a smile: "Come on, draw the shortest, and choose someone early, so that person can think about what talent he should prepare."

Say in advance, no matter who wins, you have to go up, even if you go somersaults, you have to turn dozens or hundreds of them for me!"

The nine people glanced at each other, and Lin Fan said: "Ahem, okay, as the deputy squad leader, I will let you choose first, leave the last one for me, I will choose the province first, and I will not let you go!"

"It's okay, it's okay, deputy squad leader, you invite first, you invite first!"

No one wants to be this up-and-coming bird, although the odds are actually the same, but it feels like they will suffer if they smoke first!

"Alright then! I'll do it first!"

Lin Fan looked at the way everyone didn't want to do it, smiled, and arrived at the squad leader writing a piece of grass in his fist!

He was thinking, choose one of the nine, he can't be so black-faced!

With a slight pull, the squad leader let go of his hand, and the grass was pulled out!

In the next second, Lin Fan was a little frightened, because his grass was very short, only less than five centimeters!

"Haha! Alright, the others don't have to smoke!"

In an instant, Lin Fan's bad conjecture was confirmed, and Xu Hua laughed and spread his fists.

It can be seen that in the palm of his hand, all the other grasses are seven or eight centimeters, only the one that Lin Fan grabbed is the shortest!

"I ....."

Lin Fan's face fell, and he was powerless to complain.

"Haha! Brother Fan, thank you for your hard work!"

"Hey, Brother Fan, wait (dadi) to watch you perform!"

"Brother Fan, he really deserves to be our deputy squad leader, he is responsible, have you thought about what talent to perform later?"

Lin Fan looked at the group of comrades-in-arms, his mouth was full of bitterness.

What else can I say?

I can only say that my luck is too good!

The shortest of the nine, I touched it with one hand!

"Phew, you shouldn't waste this luck tonight, you have to buy a lottery ticket, maybe you can guess the odds of one in five million. "Inside, Lin Fan is secretly complaining!

I was speechless and annoyed, but now that the overall situation has been decided, Lin Fan can't play tricks!

"Okay, don't argue with Lin Fan, let him be quiet, think about it, and prepare to wait for what talent to perform!"

Xu Hua smiled and said to the others.

Immediately, these guys coaxed a few more words, and then simply walked away a little, leaving Lin Fan alone now.

What's the show?

Is it really like what the squad leader said, go up and perform somersaults?

It's a headache, Lin Fan thought about it for a long time, and he couldn't think of what talent he could go up to perform.

You can't sing, let alone dance, even if you can dance, you can't dance

This is a military camp, not an art school, a group of big men who only talk about muscles, who watched you twist your waist and ass!

"Huh, yes!"

Suddenly, Lin Fan stared at his hand.

At this time, the back grass he had just smoked in his hand was still in his hand, and now with Lin Fan's gaze, the grass disappeared abruptly, and then Lin Fan's hand turned and spread out, and the grass came back!

"Haha!"

Lin Fan laughed.

He thought of what he was going to perform, and this was still extremely simple for himself, and he wouldn't lose face!

"Brother Fan, did you think of performing any talents?

"Brother Fan, tell me what you want to perform, let our comrades in one class help you refer to it first!"

A group of comrades-in-arms who had left Lin Fan behind came over again at this time.

Lin Fan looked at them and said with a smile: "Talent is not a trivial matter, but I can't tell you now, you just wait to see my performance, I guarantee that it will be exciting!"

After speaking, Lin Fan ignored them, walked away a little by himself, and left a sentence: "Don't quarrel with me, I have to take care of the performance ideas waiting for me, if any of you quarrel with me and the ideas are confused, whoever will go up for me!"

In one sentence, Lin Fan was quiet again!

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