After Transmigration, I Spit Rainbow Farts and Overturned the Car

"Wow, President Ji, you are awesome."

"Mr Ji deserves to be Mr. Ji. A fracture can be fully recovered within 24 hours. It really crushes ordinary people."

"Mr Ji, are you a Kryptonian living on the earth? Would you like to consider finding a relative with Superman?"

"I really admire you, President Ji."

The voice was soft, sweet, and delicate. If it was in normal times, Ji Chian's bones might be crisp, but at this moment he only felt stiff.

He remembered the cruel sneer in Lin Luo's heart when he read his mind today.

He Ji Chi'an may have to encounter Waterloo for the first time in 20 years.

Because his little girl seemed to be really angry.

Ji Chi put down Song Zhan's arm, bent over to pick up the plaster cover, put it on his hand, and calmly said to Lin Luo: "No, you see, I am still in plaster."

Lin Luo: ...what a **** shame!

Ji Chian saw her angrily hamster-like face, and knew that she hadn't deceived her, so he continued to take off the plaster cover calmly: "It's okay, I just made a joke with you, isn't it funny?"

Lin Luo: ...Funny you big head!

Ji Chian looked at Lin Luo's expression without loosening, and he was a little at a loss for a while. He had done a lot of good and bad things since childhood, but he had never coaxed the little girl.

Moreover, this little girl is still a good-tempered little girl who never makes trouble unreasonably. Generally, this kind of girl is really angry when she is angry.

"Ji Chi'an." The voice was cold, calling his name, and his usual mouthful of a sweet season is completely different, "Are you boring? You are so boring, so just tease me? Are you particularly happy? See I’m confused and careful, right? It’s cute, right? It’s funny, right? What do you want me to do? Just tell me, you’re the boss and I’m the secretary. You pay your salary, as long as you don’t violate the law. Why should I not do it, why do I have to lie to me? Is it particularly interesting to see fools?"

Every time when Lin Luo was angry, he would not speak loudly or sternly. On the contrary, he would be calmer than usual, calm and indifferent, making people feel alienated, questioning each sentence, poking into Ji Chi's heart. Unfortunately, there is no way to refute it.

Because it was indeed his selfish intentions.

I want to explain but I can’t explain, because she has no affection for him. At this time, she confessed that with her temperament, she would only refuse categorically, and then keep her distance, chasing his wife would only go more difficult.

But without explaining, she would think he was a shameless old liar, and he would never admit this.

After thinking for a long, long time, he finally spoke: "Don't be angry, okay."

This is the gentlest word he can think of.

Although these words are straight so far, Lin Luo was also taken aback for a moment. Is Ji Chian...coaxing her? How can he coax people with a good voice? For a moment, she felt an unspeakable awkwardness.

It felt like he was a little pitiful, but gave birth to the illusion of being held carefully.

But the fact is that she has been serving Ji Chi'an carefully, and he is moody and uncertain, even teasing her.

When she returned to the country, Ji Chian had already walked up to her, with an unprecedentedly kind tone: "Hey, don't be angry. I don't mean anything else, and I don't want to see your jokes, just simply... "

Ji Chi settled down, and then said: "I just find a reason to give myself a vacation. I haven't taken a vacation for almost seven years, and I don't bother to explain the reason to my grandfather and the company executives. It's better to just pretend to be sick. ."

Lin Luo obviously hadn't been soothed. He was still calm and sensible: "So why did President Ji lie to me and ask me to help you do here and there? I won't interfere with President Ji's vacation, you are like this. It only makes me feel that I am careful and hardworking are a joke."

"Lin Luo, my injury is really injured, but it's not serious..."

Lin Luo just remembered that it was indeed Ji Chian who was smashed by the light stand to save her. No matter what, Ji Chian was indeed smashed because of her. She couldn't deny it. She seemed to be angry and angry at this time. Conscience, but her heart is really angry.

As a result, a cloud of air stalked in his throat, his cheeks bulged harder, he looked up at Ji Chi'an with bulging faces and staring eyes for a long time, and then suddenly a sweet smile burst out: "Okay, President Ji, President Ji is right. , I shouldn’t be angry. What Mr. Ji does is right and it makes sense. It’s because I have over-reacted and I am not good.

The voice was very sweet and the attitude was very sincere. Ji Chian breathed a sigh of relief. She was still very easy to talk, so she said in a very gentle tone: "It's okay, I don't blame you, I have a problem."

He thought that the matter was resolved in this way, and then suddenly the door was closed with a "bang", and Lin Luo slammed the door straight away. As soon as he was immersed in the joy of solving the matter, he suffered the first time in his life being slammed. After a while, when I opened the door, I found that the elevator had reached the first floor.

After knowingly turning off the earphones, he realized that Lin Luo was no longer in the mind-reading range. He frowned and was puzzled and puzzled. Finally, he took out his phone.

[Ji]: If because of a white lie of you, the girl gets angry and you apologize, and then the girl says that it’s her problem that she doesn’t get angry, but she slams the door again. What is the reason?

[Lu. The head is not good]: She said she was no longer angry, what did you say?

[Season]: It doesn't matter.

[Lu. Head is not good]: Ha, ha. It's considered light to slam the door, so you can just smack you with a grumpy face.

[Season]: Why

[Lu. The head is not working well]: The girl said that you can’t be angry, don’t blame you= Quante, don’t blame your old lady for being angry, you know?

Looking at the phone screen, Ji Chian suddenly felt that women are really complicated, so he asked: What should I do in this situation?

[Lu. The head is not good]: Coax her, give her what she wants, what she wants to buy, and pile up clothes, bags and shoes, and she will definitely not be angry.

Ji Chi'an was lost in thought, his clothes, shoes and bags were fine, but what did Lin Luo want?

He really regrets now why he blocked mind reading early in the morning, or maybe it has been coaxed, but now the little girl is so angry that she ran away from home and didn't know where she went.

Ji Chian squeezed his eyebrows, his headache was worse than when he first took over Jiahe, he couldn't understand why he suddenly overturned the car.

As he was thinking, WeChat rang again.

[Lu. Head is not good]: There is another very good idea.

【season】:?

[Lu. The head is not good]: Generally, in this case, doi once is fine, once is not enough, twice, and twice is not enough, seven times a night, then she can only obediently surrender.

[Lu. My head is not good] Really!

[Ji Chian has opened friend verification, you are not his (her) friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after verification. Send friend verification]

......

Ji Chian felt that Lu Shaoxing was really mentally retarded. If he could do it, he would have pressed her to call her father.

Forget it, let's first think about what Lin Luo wants.

She should be in need of money. She seems to be participating in variety shows and agreeing to accept the show to make extra money, and she doesn't have any new clothes for the season, she is reluctant to buy one or two thousand skirts, and she has never changed her bag.

Then she seemed to want a holiday. When she said that she was giving her a holiday today, she seemed to be very happy. The little girl had been spinning for such a long time, she went to work, recorded the show, tried the show, and moved. , Must be tired.

So Ji Chian clicked on Lin Luo's head and typed a line, and felt that the tone was too blunt, deleted again, and typed again: Lin Luo, I was wrong, I shouldn't lie to you, shouldn't tease you , As a boss, I should respect my subordinates and should not bully you. In order to make up for my fault, I decided to give you a one-week vacation. You can arrange it freely until next Monday, and do whatever you want. Whatever, travel abroad is okay, I will reimburse it.

Finally, remembering that Lin Luo particularly liked Stitch’s emoticon pack, he was very cruel, downloaded a Q cute emoticon pack, and sent a stitch grievance.gif emoticon.

Ji Chian felt that in order to coax her, he really didn't want the lower limit.

However, Lin Luo just replied: Okay, thank you, Mr. Ji.

There is no more then, no tilde, and no cute emoji.

Ji Chian was not reconciled, and sent a large review book. This time, Lin Luo was even more straightforward: Hello, President Ji, I am already on vacation, please contact Monday if you have anything to do.

Ji Chian took a deep breath, restraining the violent factors in his body, and changed Lin Luo's remarks from [Little Wild Cat] to [Little Ancestor], Ancestor, you are my ancestor, you are just relying on Lao Tzu Unrequited love for you.

Ji Chian wanted to catch her back as a meal of friction, but still resisted, silently lit a cigarette, and opened Jiang Chen's call: "Contact the editor-in-chief of VZ fashion page and ask her to help me choose 20 new summer and autumn new seasons. Come over the clothes and skirts, look good, suitable for young girls, not easy to buy in the country, height 168 weight about 90 kg, suitable size, and matching shoes, then choose five rare leather birkin, all ready, send it to Lin Come home."

"When does my decision need to be explained to you? Don't ask why, just do it."

Ji Chi'an's patience was saved for Lin Luo, regardless of Jiang Chen's grievance on the other end of the phone, he hung up the phone, spit out a puff of smoke, and dusted the soot.

At a certain moment, Ji Chian suddenly felt that the world was so quiet, and he was especially like an empty-nest old man whose daughter rebelled and ran away from home.

The author has something to say: I'm sorry! Suddenly fell asleep last night, came late, there is one more today!

At 9 o'clock tomorrow, if I'm late again, I'll meet you!

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