After Transmigration, I Spit Rainbow Farts and Overturned the Car

——This scum, where do you know my mobile phone number? Ning Fei asked the staff? Humph, I'm so nasty, vomit.

——This scum, actually wants to see me? No way, I don't want to be fishy.

——This scum is really scarier than naked loans.

Without even thinking about it, Lin Luo went into the blacklist.

This series of inner activities and operations made Ji Chi'an very satisfied.

Yes, little girl, spine, sober, and decisive, that's right, what's so nice about this kind of scumbag?

But Ji Chian still pretended not to know, "What's wrong? Is there any trouble?"

"Oh, it's okay." Lin Luo replied indifferently, "I just have a very annoying person who wants to see me."

"Yeah." Ji Chi'an was more satisfied, and the little girl became more and more honest. This is a performance of trusting him, very good, "Need my help?"

"No need." Lin Luo stretched out like a kitten, "I've blacked him out, nothing serious."

Then he turned his head and looked out the window. Well, I'm going to the city again. There is still a week left during the holiday. Should I sleep at home for a week? so boring. But it seems that I have only slept at home for two days since I moved to the new house. I don’t know if the ghost is still there? Speaking of ghosts, there seems to be a new horror film called "Heart Ghost" recently. I heard that it is very exciting and I really want to watch it, but I am afraid that after watching it, I dare not sleep alone. Why not call Shu Qingqing together? No, she is so courageous, scary and scary, and she will definitely drag Gu Shiyan, and then she will be embarrassed and helpless and eat dog food, which is too miserable. But I really want to see it, so tangled.

When Ji Chian listened to her rumbling for so long because of a movie, he couldn't help but glance at someone lying on the window, and saw two high ponytails dangling like rabbit ears, ghostly He took out a hand and tugged.

Then the rabbit's back froze.

——Fuck, this season, Chian, are you sure you are seven years old if you are twenty-seven? Actually dragged girls braids behind! It's not because you are my boss! I just beat you up! Sit on you!

Ji Chian released his hand, glanced at the dry ball on the cushion, sneered disdainfully, so thin, what's the ass? Want to sit on his **** to death?

But I decided to maintain my dignity, and calmly said: "You have a bug in your hair. I caught it for you. No thanks."

"Thank Mr. Ji."

——Yeah, I blamed you. I'm sorry.

"Oh, by the way, I heard that there is a new hot horror movie called "Heart Ghost"?"

"Yeah." Lin Luo nodded obediently.

"As a phenomenon-level genre film, I think it needs to be studied, so you may need to work overtime in the evening, do a film appreciation, and write a report to me."

"Okay, President Ji." Lin Luo thinks how can he be so coincidental in the world?

"But you seem to be afraid of ghosts, are you sure it's okay?"

Lin Luo immediately put on a professional posture: "No, Mr. Ji, it was a misunderstanding last time. In fact, I am not afraid of ghosts at all. I am very courageous, so it's okay."

——Fear, what can I do if I am afraid, will you accompany me if I am afraid? Are you such a kind person, don't you have any points in your heart?

"If you are afraid, I can accompany you. I can do some supplementary materials just after watching. Anyway, I am also on vacation and there is not much to do."

Lin Luomian continued to maintain a professional attitude: "It's okay, President Ji, I can do it alone."

——I just pretended to be strong, please don't give up, insist on three times, baby! I will definitely agree to your request!

Ji Chi Anwu is funny, why is the little girl so confused? Is it just that to save face? What kind of arrogance is she used to.

Then while silently complaining, he repeated it three times with patience, before Lin Luo reluctantly agreed.

So when the sun went down, the moon was over the willow shoots, and the night was dark and the wind was high, classmate Lin Luo sneaked into Ji Chi'an's home quietly holding his own quilt.

Because Ji Chi’s home has 3D projection, watching horror movies is even more exciting.

Turn off the lights, turn on the projector, prepare Coke and popcorn, and wrap yourself tightly with a quilt, revealing only one pair of eyes and one nose.

Looking at Lin Luo curled up in the corner of the sofa, Ji Chian laughed blankly. Are you afraid of ghosts? Obviously, when she was assembling ghosts on the show before, she punched her as a staff member, but she was actually afraid of this?

The little girl can do such a good job outside, why can't she be scared when she gets home?

But it's good to be afraid, not afraid of her, just afraid that she is not afraid.

The movie "Heart Ghost", as the name suggests, has a ghost in her heart. It is about a little girl living with a ghost in her heart, so whatever she thinks in her heart will come true, and whoever she wants will die. At first the little girl was very proud and cursed to death all her annoying friends, then slowly, she realized that because of her uncontrolled emotions, her favorite parents and sisters had died one by one, until finally, she said something , Ah, I hate myself a little bit, and then he was swallowed by the ghost and turned into the next ghost.

The main line of the story is very simple. The horror lies in the fact that the little girl is only twelve or thirteen years old, that kind of innocent and evil feeling, the expressions of various ghastly people, and the creation of inner fear and evil thoughts.

Lin Luo was trembling, but for the sake of face, pretending not to be afraid, restrained himself throughout the whole process, not only did not scream, but also casually joked with Ji Chian and complained about the illogical aspects of the movie.

Ji Chian felt that the atmosphere was wrong, not the atmosphere he wanted for watching horror movies.

So he opened his mouth leisurely: "I once heard old people say that heart ghosts are real."

His tone is serious and serious, coupled with his consistent style, inexplicably persuasive.

Lin Luo suddenly got goose bumps and sneered: "How is it possible."

Ji Chian retorted sincerely: "Did you not realize that sometimes what you think often happens?"

"No...no." Lin Luo silently muttered "Prosperity and democracy, civilization and harmony, freedom and equality, justice and rule of law", don't believe his nonsense.

However, she was really lacking in confidence. Ji Chian simply moved to her side, lowered his head and said in a faint voice: "Then you try now."

"What can I do?" Lin Luo was wrapped tighter in the quilt.

——Then give it a try? It won't come true anyway, why don't you try it out? Then I don’t like the glass, the belly is too big, fat, and unsightly.

"Pop—" The glass shattered.

Ji Chian said softly, "Why is this glass broken? "

"Maybe... I accidentally ran into it just now." Lin Luoqiang smiled and told himself that everything was just a coincidence.

Ji Chian was puzzled: "Did you touch it?"

"No, it's really not me. I didn't move just now." Lin Luo felt that Ji Chi'an wanted to touch her and frustrated her, and quickly denied.

As a result, Ji Chian’s tone suddenly became solemn: "But I didn't move just now, but the quilt is clearly in the middle of the coffee table. Is there anyone else in the room?"

"Don't say it!" Lin Luo squeezed up, stretched out his hand to cover Ji Chi'an's mouth through the quilt, and finally opened a hole in the tightly wrapped quilt.

Seeing the effect, Ji Chian nodded without a smile. He had heard that someone was scared to find his father.

Lin Luo let go, shivering, trying to convince herself that everything was just a coincidence, and then couldn't help but try: I also don't like the curtains of Ji Chi'an's house. They are thick and invisible to light.

Just thinking about it, with a sudden "slap--", the thick curtains opened automatically, and there was no one in front of the window, as long as the window passed the black shadow from time to time.

Lin Luo watched this scene, in disbelief, her body shook into a sieve, she was so scared that she was about to cry, she didn't even know whether to tell Ji Chian this situation, would he believe it?

This annoying Ji Chian, why do you want her to watch horror movies!

Before he finished cursing, I suddenly heard Ji Chian "hiss", covered his chest, bent down, and said dullly: "Lin Luo, my chest hurts suddenly, it hurts so badly, it feels like I'm going to die. , It hurts."

Lin Luo realized what he was thinking just now, and rushed to cover his chest, panicking: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Ji Chian, it doesn't hurt or hurts."

——I don’t hate Ji Chi'an at all, I like Ji Chi'an the most! Don't hurt him, I really like Ji Chi'an, I really don't hate him!

Even if he knew that the "like" that Lin Luo thought in his heart was to deceive the "heart ghost", Ji Chi'an couldn't help being sweet, so sweet that his heart and liver trembled, and even his breathing became heavy.

Lin Luo felt that his heartbeat was getting more and more chaotic, and his breathing was not steady, only when he was uncomfortable, regretful and scared in his heart, repeating "I like Ji Chian so much, I don't hate him at all." But it seemed to be of no use. Ji Chi'an's heartbeat became more chaotic, and his waist was bent more severely. He must be in pain. What should I do?

She didn't want Ji Chi'an to have an accident.

She said that Ji Chian hates it just to talk about it, she really doesn't hate Ji Chian.

Lin Luo was filled with worry and panic in his mind, and unknowingly choked up the words that kept repeating in his heart: "I like Ji Chian so much, I don't hate him at all."

At that moment, time stood still.

"+30"

Lin Luo's hand was just covering his heart, and he felt that his heartbeat missed a beat, and her heartbeat also missed a beat. When is this? What points do you add?

Then Ji Chian slowly straightened up, looked at her tearful eyes, and smiled: "Lin Luo, what did you just say?"

Lin Luocai was shocked by his failure to say: "I...I didn't say anything..."

Ji Chi'an was reluctant and reluctant: "I have heard you saying that you like me so much. Don't deny it."

Lin Luo seemed to be all right when he saw him, and he sternly refused to admit: "How could I say I like you?"

"Ah, it hurts!" Ji Chian suddenly covered his chest and bent down again. His palm was just pressed against the hand that Lin Luo was covering his heart, as if he was trying to rub her into her heart with a voice like It is pain that is suppressed by hard work but cannot be suppressed.

Lin Luo was so scared that he immediately shouted out without thinking, "I like Ji Chi'an so much! I don't hate him at all!"

Ji Chian bent down and showed a triumphant smile where Lin Luo could not see.

No matter what the reason for saying this sentence, just listening to her say it makes me very happy.

He knew it was wrong to lie, but how could he think it could be a lie? This is called taste and wisdom.

Lin Luo, who knew nothing about it, had already squatted in front of him, holding one hand by him, and poking him carefully with the other: "Ji Chian, I'm sorry, I blame me, do you still hurt? Does it hurt?"

"It hurts." Ji Chi'an's voice was already a little dumb, and he was heartburned by the little girl's voice.

"Then what should I do?"

"Repeat that sentence again, every time you say it, I don't hurt that much."

"But... I'm a bit embarrassed." In a hurry, Lin Luo couldn't take so much into consideration before saying it. Now that the situation has eased, the sentence that I like her is really hard to say.

Although she didn't hate Ji Chi'an, she didn't like it.

She felt that it was necessary to explain, so as not to misunderstand, so she squatted on the ground, raised her head, blinked and looked at Ji Chi'an, her eyes still carrying tears of undecided soul, and her red lips lightly opened: "In fact, Ji Chi Ann, it's like this..."

"You lied to me just now?" Ji Chian asked with a pretending tone.

"Um... it's not a lie, but it's really an emergency." Lin Luo stared at Ji Chi'an aggrievedly with big wet eyes. He called out the process one by one, and it was very good. With the double ponytail in the daytime, it looks very charming.

Ji Chian resisted the urge to rectify this serious fool on the spot, and suddenly realized, with a serious expression: "So, then it seems that what the old man said is true."

"What's real?"

"If you think of an annoying sentence in front of Xingui, you have to say like it every day to get rid of the curse."

"..." Lin Luo bit her lip and said confidently, "Mr. Ji, to be honest, aren't you on the donkey?"

Ji Chian sneered at the corners of his mouth: "You hate cups and curtains but you didn't say it, you hate me and I didn't say it. How can I know what you are thinking if you don't say it, and how can I design it in advance? Coming to lie to you? You should be aware that these are things that you can achieve immediately after you think about it. If I have the ability, can I reach the bottom of your heart?"

The organization is clear and the logic is strict. It is a bit unrealistic for Lin Luo not to be deceived, because the facts are there, it is very wicked, and it is indeed that she is the first to cause trouble, so he is unwilling and can only agree. After all, this kind of thing would rather be trusted if it is not credible, or it would be too late if Ji Chian was taken away.

Don't you just say something like it every day, and you can't lose the meat.

Seeing her expression loosened, Ji Chian frowned again, and said in a low voice, "I still have a pain in my chest. Can you say it again now?"

Lin Luo rarely heard Ji Chi'an's polite and forbearing tone. He was a little bit overwhelmed. He could only blush and hesitated: "I like Ji Chi'an so much...well... Ji Chian, what are you doing!"

Ji Chi'an hooked the corner of his mouth, rubbed the corner of his lips with his thumb, aftertaste, looked at the flushed Lin Luo and smiled: "I am a generous person. You said so many likes, of course I want I have given you something back, no thanks."

Lin Luo wanted to stand up and give him a punch, but held it back, so he could only withdraw his hand suddenly, pushed him away violently, got up angrily in the quilt, and walked out the door without looking back.

——Smelly shameless rascal! I have said that I said it is excusable to like him, and he actually took advantage of me! He must be deliberate! If I take the initiative to touch him again in my life, I will be a dog!

Angrily pushed the door open, just in time for the elevator door in the corridor to open. A man in a neat suit walked out from it, tall and handsome, well-dressed, and the moment he saw her, his eyes became affectionate and complicated in an instant, low. He whispered: "Luoluo."

Lin Luo compared the memory of the original body and immediately confirmed that this person was Chu Ling. He immediately took a step back and asked coldly, "Why are you here?"

"You probably forgot, the Sh apartment is a building under the Chu Group. Your residence information is too easy for me to check." Just as Chu Ling wanted to go up and grab her, she saw Ji who stood behind her at some point. Chi An, his face instantly cold, with a bad tone, looked at Lin Luo and asked, "Why did you come out of his house?"

Lin Luo didn't explain, but immediately smiled softly, then turned around and opened the quilt to wrap Ji Chi'an in, with his face still buried in his chest and rubbing, revealing the sweetness of Xiaoniaiyiren, whistling. Said: "Introduction, this is Ji Chi'an, my boyfriend, we have already moved in together."

Chu Ling's face was instantly as cold as ice.

Ji Chian felt the softness of the villain in his arms, smiled, stretched out his hand to clasp her waist, the spring breeze was rippling, raised his eyebrows towards Chu Ling, and asked casually and provocatively: "May I ask Mr. Chu Is there anything going on looking for my girlfriend? It’s late at night and we still have things to be busy, so please tell me if you can."

The author has something to say: Mr. Ji outside: Okay, it's time to buy a group and have fun.

President Ji, who later learned the truth, said: Daughter-in-law, am I kneeling on the green axis or the red axis today? Kneeling Musang King or Golden Pillow?