Alien God System

Quiet, very awkward silence! Four people with completely different personalities and behaviors, sitting on a table, no one speaks, really not speculative, eating is like going to the execution ground, just thinking about when the banquet will end.

The hungry ghost king looked down at the table full of dishes blankly, and Yang Feng kept his ears up, listening to the voice of the boss, but he did not hear a word for a long time.

This can only explain one thing, he is indeed in a daze, his brain is blank, and he has no thoughts in his heart, so Yang Feng naturally can't hear it.

In that case, this banquet is really not dangerous.

After all, if this is a Hongmen Banquet, the master's mind should be very agitated, and it is impossible to be so peaceful.

"Oh, for so many years, the family hasn't sat at a table for dinner.

Although there was an extra thing breaking in, the old man's long-term wish was forgotten. "

At this time, the Hungry Ghost King finally had a wave of emotions in his heart, and there was a heartbeat. Yang Feng's ears moved, and he looked at the eyes of the old man looking at him, he seemed a bit disgusted, and he suddenly reluctantly rolled his eyes.

I'm going to invite Lao Tzu to dinner, and I still dislike Lao Tzu. What kind of operation do you do?

Don't ask if you have the ability?

I rarely come to your banquet?

cut! "Oh, I haven't reunited with this old guy at the same table in many years. I didn't expect that he is still so handsome and so demeanor.

Especially the granny gray in front of the temples is really charming.

Just sitting here makes people love me.

In fact, if he hadn't been too bad-tempered, I wouldn't have gotten off with him back then.

As a result, this girl didn't even look for me, this straight man cancer..." Then, the frosty Venus, whose eyes were always above the top, glanced at the hungry ghost king from time to time, although his face was still proud. But my heart was already agitated, and I kept talking.

Yang Feng's ears moved slightly, and a series of rotten women's heartfelt voices poured into his ears, almost exploding his brain, so he hurriedly shut down the voice of everything to this woman.

I went, and I never expected that this woman had a rebellious look. She turned out to be a nympho, and she had a very heavy taste. She was so attached to a mature and greasy man like Lao Luo. Then you run away from home.

Hypocritical! Yang Feng seemed to glance at Venus intentionally. Venus noticed his gaze, turned his head and glared at him, and shouted, "Little Sebastian, what are you looking at?

Look at digging out your eyeballs again, huh! "

"Mother, don't say that, Yang Feng is not that kind of person, don't wrong him!"

"Baby, you are still young, ignorant, be careful of being deceived by others."

Hearing her daughter's persuasion, Venus immediately incarnates in the hot mom mode and said bitterly: "This man, he is the most bluff.

Before getting married, I promised you everything.

After he lied to you, he didn't care at all.

It's like a rotten rag, thrown aside, not waiting to look at it, awkward thing, hum. "

Cough cough cough! As he said, Venus glanced at the Hungry Ghost King from time to time, and immediately glanced at the Hungry Ghost King to his heart. He couldn't help coughing and sighed secretly.

Whoops, if you want to scold that kid, you just call him by name and surname, what are you doing so?

The old man didn’t provoke you. It’s really... licking some dry lips, the Hungry Ghost King sighed helplessly, and shook his head with a smirk, then quickly turned away from the topic: "Okay, the dishes are ready, let’s just Go ahead.

Our family, it's been a long time since we got together.

In addition, Venus, let me introduce to you, this kid is called Yang Feng, an intern brought by the old man.

Yang Feng, this is the old man's wife, Venus, the current earthly god. "

"I know, I just learned it, so I don't need to introduce it.

Unexpectedly, you are a clumsy old fellow, but the intern you recruited is clever, is this complementary? "

Venus' eyes flashed with sharp light, like two sharp swords, shooting a sword at Yang Feng and the Hungry Ghost King.

Yang Feng rolled his eyelids and ignored it. The Hungry Ghost King lowered his head honestly, did not dare to look at each other, and silently picked up the dishes, especially the first chopsticks, given priority to Venus. He was really a good man at home.

Luo Hongyu could only laugh, and stopped talking. He quickly picked up a chopstick and handed it to Yang Feng's bowl. However, a murderous attack came. When Venus' eyes widened, Luo Hongyu was immediately shocked. Withdraw his hand, frantically pulling the empty bowl.

After a glance at the three of them, Yang Feng was already very clear that the family status of the family was related.

"baby!"

Like a pair of fine-footed compasses, Venus raised his nostrils high. After taking a look at Luo Hongyu, he stared at Yang Feng and asked, "What is your relationship with this kid?"

"what?

Me and her...no, nothing..." "Pull it down!" "

Luo Hongyu stammered with fright, but Venus smirked, like a bitter and mean old mother-in-law, rolled his eyes and said, "I am blind when you are an old lady?

Just at the door, as soon as you went out, rush to him without even looking at his old lady.

Even if our mother and daughter haven’t seen each other for decades, you shouldn’t have forgotten my old lady so quickly, right?

We are gods and not mortals. Are our memories so short? "

"Nothing, mother.

Didn't I... Didn't I see you? "

"Oh, one didn't see me, I was standing in front of you like a big living person, did you notice it?

Or, now in your eyes, only this stinky boy can't let go of other people? "

"How come... mother, don't tell... let people hear the joke..." Luo Hongyu faced Venus's compelling question, immediately flushed with shame, lowered his head deeply, and his voice was as small as a mosquito. , Even with the ear power of the gods, it is almost impossible to hear.

Venus's face sank, and black lines fell.

Something that is not promising, such a man, or such a stinky man with a glib tongue, has you so fascinated?

What a shame! There are so many good men in the world, why did you choose such a brat?

I've never seen the world before, don't say you are my Venus' daughter in the future, huh! A rough breath came out of his nostrils, and Venus looked at Yang Feng again, but saw that Yang Feng was already like a okay person, eating and drinking, and feasting.

He almost tasted all the dishes on the table.

It's unreasonable. My daughter is so nervous for you now that she can't even speak, so you can still eat?

What a careless scumbag! Do you think that my daughter has been eaten, so there is no need to worry about anything, right?

bump! With a loud noise, Venus slapped the table fiercely, and roared: "What do you do, what your parents do, and where is your home address, please tell me honestly!"

Uh...what are you doing?

As he stagnated, Yang Feng chewed on a braised dragon's claw while looking at Venus with a confused face.

Is this... the old mother-in-law reviewing the pre-marital property of the future son-in-law?