Alien Queen

If one had to choose the most romantic profession among all the professions in the Alan Continent, which could best win the hearts of ordinary girls or noble women, then it is estimated that 80% of people would choose bards without hesitation.

Bohemian, elegant and noble, dressed in ragged clothes and carrying an old harp, even if they are unkempt and unkempt when performing in front of the noble banquet or the palace, in the eyes of most women, they are the most romantic and artistic people.

From poor commoners to noble kings, troubadours are respected and loved. Heroic deeds and epic legends were all adapted into poems by troubadours, and they were sung all over the continent along with their footprints.

Nile River Poetry Collection, the most famous collection of poems in the history of Alan Continent, is a collection of works of troubadours for hundreds of years. This collection of poems is widely circulated.

However, Li Junshan did not expect that the old man with wrinkled face and frail body and wretched eyes was actually a troubadour.

Isidora Cooney is the name of this old man. In his words, a long, long time ago, he went to the palace of Alston City and performed an impromptu work affectionately - For You, I The Root, I don't know how many noble women's hearts have been captured, and the love letters received can almost cover Baishi Avenue.

Li Junshan felt that there was a lot of moisture in his words.

Isidora is already one hundred and three years old this year. Compared with other high-level professional people in the mainland, this age is nothing. After all, with the improvement of professional level, there are many people who have lived for hundreds of years. But he's lived long enough as a troubadour, because troubadours don't have much to offer but a sour diction, a lark-like voice, and a good hand on the harp.

It's not that troubadours can't learn magic and battle qi, but they don't bother to waste time in endless cultivation. In fact, they stubbornly believe that apart from poetry and singing, what is worth wasting or dedicating is the body of a woman, even a commoner or a noble lady.

It was purely an accident that Isidora appeared in the extreme southern desert. It was extremely weird. Bizarre, the resentment and helplessness on Isidora's face did not seem to be pretended when she said it, but Li Junshan was still skeptical.

Like other troubadours, Isidora's ambition is to carry the harp on her back and sing throughout the entire Arran continent with her beautiful and melodious voice. Seventy or eighty years ago, Isidora himself can't remember clearly. When he was about to go to the Baolong Empire for a tour and performance, he got excited while walking and singing on the edge of the Luoyue Mountains. Goblins have been kidnapped.

Leaving aside the proud and narcissistic elves, regardless of humans or orcs, even the sporadic aborigines all over the continent of Aran, they all regard goblins as the most despicable and despicable race. They are numerous, and they are everywhere from the Bukhari Desert in the extreme north of the Aran continent to the desert in the extreme south. Despicable and dirty are synonymous with them. Stealing and robbery are all evil. Even after the cold winter comes, they will use their companions to fill their stomachs when they can't find food.

Li Junshan has never seen a goblin before, but only saw pictures in books. Indeed, the appearance of this kind of creature is not very interesting, as if it is composed of various organs of several monsters, it is ugly and weird.

The goblin in Isidora's mouth subverted Li Junshan's previous understanding of goblins. After the goblins kidnapped Isidora, together with several other humans, they were packed into a giant bird-like thing made of wood, monster skeletons and furs, and flew to the depths of the Luoyue Mountains .

According to what Isidora said at the time, after the ugly goblin activated a formation similar to the magic map inside the giant bird, more than a dozen magic crystals lit up, and the huge strange bird flew into the sky. , he was stunned.

Compared to the hot air balloons researched by human alchemists, the speed of that giant bird monster is like a thunderwing flying leopard. Isidora described it.

Airplane? The monster crystal nucleus provides energy? The goblin's technology is so brilliant! Hearing this passage, Li Junshan was shocked. Although the epic records in the mainland show that the goblin clan has superb alchemy, this is too exaggerated! Moreover, in the epic records, there is no such thing as an aircraft on the mainland.

Inside the giant bird was a vast collection of human books and tomes, covering everything from poetry to war histories, from flowers to cavalry compendiums. In addition to the hapless Isidora, there are three humans. Two of them, in their own words, are the top alchemists in the mainland. Isidora didn't say anything, but he was skeptical in his heart. The other one, like Isidora, is an artist, a painter who can casually glance at the most complicated terrain or object, and then draw it accurately.

Troubadours have talents and hobbies in the direction of language, and Isidora, a simple goblin language, has also dabbled in it. During the months-long flight, Isidora knew from the conversations of those goblins that she and three other people would be sent to the Orc Empire as slaves.

Those goblins were out-and-out slave traders, and it was the first time they went to the human kingdom to capture slaves, and Isidora could tell that it was also the first time they used such a giant bird-like thing.

The other three people can still figure it out, but Isidora can't figure it out. I am a troubadour. To put it bluntly, I am also a singer. What's the use of goblins sending me to the orc empire? ? Could it be that he was wearing a green robe that hadn't been washed for many years, holding a tattered harp, closing his buttocks, levating his anus, clamping his asshole and singing songs to those savage orcs! When did orcs have artistic cells?

The goblins are very smart, the route they chose was the Luoyue Mountains, without passing through the airspace of any empire. Even if someone in the Luoyue Mountains saw it, they would probably regard it as a flying monster.

I don't know how long it has been flying, but Isidora still felt a little curious in the air at first, but after a long time, she hated the empty feeling extremely. In a few days, a sudden storm satisfied Isidora's desire to keep her feet on the ground. The goblin obviously miscalculated the torrential rain, perhaps it was because they had been flying for a long time, and they were in a hurry, so they didn't find a hill to stop to shelter from the wind and rain. When they found out, it was already too late. The violent wind and rain tore the fur of the beast covering the giant bird. In their panicked eyes, a bolt of lightning pierced the sky and hit the giant bird instantly. Before Isidora and the others could react, they followed the giant bird and fell down.

A towering giant tree saved the lives of Isidora and two other alchemists. The others either fell out and fell into a pulp, or were stabbed to death by the branches, and the giant bird was also broken into pieces.

The three surviving people trembled and walked for several days in the Luoyue Mountains. One alchemist died because he was hungry and ate poisonous fruit. Blocked.

In an instant, the alchemist who wanted to escape was torn into pieces by the Gale Wolf, and Isidora, who was desperate, closed his eyes and waited for death. At a critical moment, a group of native savages who rushed out drove the Gale Wolf away and rescued him.

At first, he thought that he would be grilled or boiled on the bonfire by these savages. Unexpectedly, after living in the savage tribe for several days, those savages not only did not do anything, but were very friendly to him. A few days later, after Isidora found out the truth, she was so horrified that she almost wanted to commit suicide.

The daughter of the tribal leader, the gorilla-like wild woman with breasts as big as two hills on her chest, fell in love with Isidora. The sharp head was gesticulating on the bones of the monster for a long time, but Isidora finally gave up the idea of ​​killing her head-on, and had to accept the marriage that he had no way to refuse.

For her own marriage, the romantic and passionate Isidora had dreamed of it many times.

Who will the beloved be? An innocent commoner girl? *Sexy noble lady? A certain graceful princess...

On the wedding night, Isidora, who was crushed on the stone bed by a savage girl, was full of grief under the flash of a thunderbolt outside the window, and a drop of crystal tears flowed out of her mournful eyes.

Of course, the scene above is Li Junshan's own imagination of the savage woman who hugged Isidora earlier, with white hair in her gray hair like an orangutan, and Li Junshan couldn't help wiping off a cold sweat.

Life continued day by day, and Isidora also learned the language of this Xiali tribe. After asking and thinking, he realized that the place he was staying in now was the extreme southern desert of the Aran continent.

To the north is the elven garden of the elves. They have never had a good impression of humans. Even if they can walk through the elven garden safely, Isidora has already seen the danger of the Luoyue Mountains.

To the south, there is an endless desert. It is hot during the day and extremely cold at night. With Isidora's physique, even if there are no monsters, it will become the fertilizer of Echinopsis within a few days.

The boundless Macedonian Sea to the east and the Orc Empire to the west, the ruthless situation shattered Isidora's desire to escape.

Maybe he could live better in the orc empire. After all, those goblins captured Isidora and sold them there, but the native savages all over the desert made him give up this idea.

Time passed, and it was sixty or seventy years, during which the old chieftain passed away, and he undoubtedly passed on the position of chieftain to his son-in-law Isidora. In many cases, a shrewd mind is more important than a strong body. Isidora has lived here for more than ten years, and the living standards of the Xiali tribe have made great progress. Naturally, his dozen or so brothers-in-law have no objections.

Isidora sighed, and Li Junshan couldn't help but feel sympathetic to the old man. His eyes passed over him, and he saw a strong savage standing behind Isidora, looking at him curiously.

Obviously, this savage has a blood relationship with Isidora. The hair on his body is not as thick as other savages, and his face is even sparser, resembling a bearded human.

Seeing him blowing snot bubbles in his nostrils, Li Junshan felt a chill, touched the space ring, took out a bottle of fruit wine and handed it to him, and asked Isidora: Is he your son?

Isidora glanced greedily at the space ring on Li Junshan's finger, and her eyes lit up when she saw the fruit wine.

That's my grandson, whose name translates to the lingua franca of the mainland, which means Violent Bear. Isidora slapped open his grandson's hand, took Li Junshan's fruit wine and hurriedly opened it, stuck out his tongue and licked it, with a satisfied expression on his face.

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