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Chapter 474 Crotch-piercing! Crotchless! (Fourth update please subscribe!)
The competition is in full swing.
Red team and blue team.
The red team has Suker, Kaká, Gattuso, Ambrosini, Nesta and others.
The blue team is composed of Pato, Pirlo, Seedorf, Simunic, Simic and others.
7V7 battles focus on regional linkage.
Pato has just joined AC Milan and is relatively unfamiliar with tactics and rhythm.
But fortunately, Milan's playing rhythm is not that fast, and he does not play in such a daze.
However, there are still some shortcomings in the overall running position.
But these are common problems for newcomers, so there is no problem. Just get used to it and it will be fine.
Ancelotti looked at Pato. His most important talent was Pato's ability to advance with the ball.
The moment he catches the ball, he starts running the ball. With his strong explosiveness and physical fitness, he passes through the opponent's back line.
Pato can be regarded as a small Kaka.
Of course, the premise is that he must be kicked out.
The competition continues.
Pato played in a hurry, the teammates around him were very strong, and his opponents were even more powerful.
Unlike the pace played in Brazil, Milan's pace is compact and full of threats.
Especially during the counterattack, every pass from Milan is extremely permeable, which makes it difficult for Pato to keep up with this rapid transition of offense and defense.
Often, while his side is still waiting for the pass, Pirlo has already completed the pass.
This also resulted in Pato being unable to complete the follow-up.
"Sorry! My question!"
Seeing that the ball was stuffed in and Pato failed to keep up, he immediately raised his hand to signal.
Pato knows very well that he must actively admit his mistakes at this time.
Pirlo didn't care about anything, his playing style was still so steady.
"So damn strong!"
Look at Pirlo's control of the midfield.
Pato couldn't help but sigh in a low voice.
Compared with his teammates at Internacional, Pirlo is not only a bit better.
He felt that every pass Pirlo made was full of meaning, not a blind pass, but with a strong purpose.
It feels like Pirlo's whole body is full of thoughts, otherwise he wouldn't be able to play with such control.
But even though Pirlo has strong control over the midfield, the impact from the opposite side is stronger.
Without too many gorgeous coordination, as long as the ball comes to Kaka's feet, Pirlo's carefully arranged midfield will be torn to pieces.
Kaka flicked by and made a diagonal pass.
Su Ke immediately followed up and completed the shot.
The ball went into the goal very easily, as if they had no goalkeeper.
Looking at the outstanding performance of these Milan players, Pato did not want to admit defeat.
After constant observation, Pato suddenly started moving towards the middle.
Because Pato was too inconspicuous, he was not noticed.
Kaka made a lateral transfer and the ball was passed to Suker.
Suker did not follow up, but waited for the ball.
But at this moment, a figure suddenly flashed in front of him.
Pato actually advanced from behind and snatched the ball away from Suker.
"Smelly brat!"
Su Ke immediately chased after him.
With strong explosive power, Suk caught up with Pato.
Pato was very fast, but Suk got closer even faster.
"What the hell broke out!"
Pato was frightened in his heart, but he still moved the ball steadily horizontally at his feet, inducing Su Ke to stretch out his leg. The moment Su Ke stretched out his leg, Pato suddenly spiked the ball.
The ball passed under Suke's crotch.
Pato also took advantage of the situation.
The entire stadium fell silent instantly.
The moment Pato shot, none of the goalkeepers on the red side made a save.
They just stared at Suk.
Pato was a little confused.
But the next second, violent laughter erupted in the stadium.
"Suke was crotched! Hahahahaha!!"
"You have today too! Hahaha!!"
"Well done! Rookie!"
"Keep coming! Keep wearing the crotch sukkah!"
The crowd jeered loudly.
Pato saw everyone laughing, and he couldn't help but giggle along with them.
He must have done something special!
Suk straightened up slowly. He turned to look at Pato, then spread his hands and said, "Have you never been crotched? What's so funny? It's boring!"
Gattuso even held his belly and rolled back and forth laughing.
Suk became angry: "You are my fucking teammate!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Gattuso responded with even more intense laughter.
Everyone was still laughing, and Pirlo even encouraged Pato to continue wearing his crotch.
Pato was a little embarrassed by the praise, but he was still very happy inside.
Suk looked at this scene and narrowed his eyes slightly.
Kaka also saw Su Ke's expression and sighed: "They forgot Su Ke's other problem!"
Nesta: "Be careful!"
Sure enough, when Su Ke was crotch-pierced, the rest of the match changed.
Su Ke is no longer obsessed with scoring goals, but is crotch-piercing!
"Pass the ball!"
Su Ke caught the ball, and he dropped his shoulder to the left. Pato immediately followed up. Su Ke shook to the right, and Pato followed up again.
Suker suddenly stopped and Pato stretched out his foot, but Suker was faster, stuffing the ball under Pato's crotch and wiping it from the side at the same time.
Pirlo immediately followed up, but Suker stepped out faster and penetrated the crotch again.
Although Suk also fell down, he was still very happy.
"Yo~~I got crotched~~~"
Su Ke said in a strange way.
Pirlo hated it.
Next, Suk began to pierce his crotch continuously, almost completely piercing the blue square.
His purpose in playing football has also become to penetrate the crotch.
Even, at the moment of catching the ball, this guy even penetrated Gattuso's crotch.
"I'm your teammate, why are you wearing my crotch!" Gattuso roared.
Su Ke didn't care.
No matter if you are my teammate or not, you are the one who laughs the most.
After almost piercing the opponent's crotch, Ancelotti stopped the match, and then Suker was scolded and sent to run.
While running, Su Ke would make crotch-piercing movements from time to time, mockingly saying:
"Ah~~~The whole team has been crotched by me~~~Can't your legs close together?"
Faced with such a petty attitude, Pirlo and others gave up.
Pato suffers alone, and Suk will take him with him every time he wears a crotch.
He had forgotten how many times he had been penetrated. Anyway, in the end he didn't dare to open his legs and was passed over by Su Ke like a telegraph pole.
After the day's training, Maldini called for a pre-season gathering where everyone could exchange feelings and welcome new players.
The meeting place is a hotel near Milan.
After everyone simply washed up, they began to walk towards the gathering place one after another.
AC Milan is a club that pays special attention to image. Even Suker began to pay attention to his outfit after coming to Milan.
It's not okay for Suker to dress poorly. On the one hand, it is a mandatory requirement of the club. After all, Suker is the face of Milan.
Another aspect is the need for publicity.
Dressing sloppily once or twice once in a while is considered down-to-earth, but if you do it all the time, it's not clean.
Milan cool guys, this is no joke.
A group of people came to the Milan Hotel, and almost all of them walked in a hurry, except for one silly boy.
Pato is still dressed in an orange stand-up collared POLO shirt and cargo shorts.
The old second-hand Rolex was worn on the wrist, but it seemed to have been adjusted to fit the wrist very well.
But even so, it's still so rubbish.
Especially when placed next to a group of handsome men, he looks like a stupid boy who has wandered in.
When he entered the hotel, the security guard mistook him for a fan and blocked him from entering.
If it weren't for Ambrosini's help to save the siege, this guy probably wouldn't have been able to get in.
When everyone arrived at the gathering place, Maldini's first words came.
"No drinking today!"
In one sentence, everyone immediately remembered that painful experience.
A group of people were drunk by Su Ke alone, and they were embarrassed to speak out.
Even the always tough Gattuso kept his mouth shut.
He was the first to fall!
"Don't you drink at all?" Pato looked disappointed.
Inzaghi joked; "If you find a chance, you can compete with Su Ke."
Nesta complained; "If you want him to die, just say so!"
"Let him try, what if?"
"How is it possible, the captain has never drank?"
Ahem!
Maldini coughed and interrupted Nesta's words, saying; "Well, the purpose of today's party is to welcome Alexander Pato! At the same time, in the new season, Massimo (Ambrosini) will serve as the second captain , Nesta serves as the third captain.”
"When I'm not at the club, you all have to listen to Massimo!"
Everyone nodded.
Maldini turned around and said, "Suk, did you hear that?"
Su Ke said loudly; "Don't worry, boss, I support the captain!"
Looking at Suk's performance, Maldini shook his head and sighed.
I feel like Ambrosini can’t hold Su Ke down!
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