All Hail Cousin Brother

But I was so angry with my father, I lifted my leg, took off my shoes, and smashed him in the face: "You, I, I used this trick to hold a beautiful woman back, otherwise there would be you stinky boy, you will give it to me too. Learn a little bit, maybe you can use this to deceive a daughter-in-law in the future, otherwise you will be a monk and a dog, and don't think about your wife and children in this life."

Co-authored, when her mother was in the boudoir, his father did this. Over time, people outside probably knew that His Royal Highness King You had thoughts about her mother, but if she was not stupid, she would not dare to rob the king.

Then there is the fact that the two always wear similar styles, which inevitably makes people feel that they have an affair. Her mother is a fairy daughter, and her reputation has been stained, so she can't recognize it by pinching her nose?

Before, his father always scolded him for being a fool.

Now he knows, he is a mess, can't he just follow his father?

He despised his father at the time: "It's also my mother's fault that I didn't let "Nv Ji" and "The Legend of the Martyr" give me a stupid temperament, otherwise, if it is a strong person, I can't even hang a white silk by the neck, see where you can find it. daughter-in-law."

His father was very proud at the time: "I don't even look down on those stupid people who read books..."

"Cousin, today Miss Song San and Miss Qi Liu praised you for your good looks." Yu Youyao looked at her cousin, smiled and frowned, her eyes were full of joy, as if she was the one who was complimenting her.

Zhou Linghuai came back to her senses, and when she looked at the little girl who was wearing a yellow-green tung leaf twig pattern, she didn't know what was going on, but she felt that the palm of her hand holding the armrest was faintly sweating.

Yu Youyao's voice faded a little childishly, and her throat became a little more euphemistic: "Cousin will give me a qin, a fragrant fan, and a pendant. I am worried that I will not be able to keep up with my studies. Calligraphy, piano skills, and chess skills, and they will make luodai for me. Others’ older brothers are not as good as my cousins. My cousin loves me so much, and they all envy me.” As she spoke, she was a stranger. The face is proud, and the curved lips are sweet and soft: "Before, I envy the second sister's eldest brother and the second brother's pain, but now the second sister envy me!"

Zhou Linghuai clenched the armrest again and said nothing.

After speaking, Yu Youyao took her cousin's hand again: "Cousin, look, I used the Luodai you gave me in the morning, aren't my eyebrows pretty? Tell me how Luodai is adjusted."

"I usually paint, and I often mix dyes myself, so I mixed indigo, and added minerals, resins, etc. to make luodai, and the color is fresher."

It was also in the first few days that I used Qingdai dye, and a poem popped into my mind: "When I was eight years old, I secretly looked into the mirror, and I can draw long eyebrows."

Thinking of the little girl's eyebrows, she was born beautifully, if she painted Luodai...

The ghosts and gods made Qingdai with isatis blue, wood blue, polygonum blue, etc., and the rest of the process was not too complicated, and it was only dried this morning.

The well-tuned luodai, black and green, black and green in the blue, dipped in water and painted on the eyebrows, the thick colors are sparse, that is, the three colors of black, green and green are equally emphasized, the more fresh and beautiful.

Yu Youyao was full of admiration: "Luozidai is only available in the Persian country. One piece costs more than ten gold, and the number is still rare. My cousin is really powerful, and even Luodai can tune it."

Zhou Linghuai chuckled: "This is not Luozidai. The colors are similar, but there are also big differences. I want to be fresher, and Luozidai is thicker in texture."

He didn't know how Luo Zidai in Persian country was tinted, but he was very interested in some "depraved ways" since he was a child.

Yu Youyao smiled: "I like Luodai in my cousin's tune. After hearing what my cousin said was complicated, I didn't want to learn it anymore. In the future, I would ask my cousin to ask for Luodai."

As if he was not worried at all that he would refuse, Zhou Linghuai did not refuse, nodding: "Okay!" At the end, he added: "I will try to adjust another color, you can use it later. "

After he finished speaking, he looked up at the little girl's eyebrows again.

The little girl's eyebrows are good-looking, and the curved thin eyebrows are like a hook in the autumn moon, but they can also reveal a distant mountain-like distance. You can try Shidai, Tongdai, and Qingque Toudai again.

The Shidai is thick and condensed, and the bronze is malachite green, which looks delicate after coloring, and the green bird's head is dark gray, which is more solemn.

However, in his opinion, these colors are somewhat unsuitable for girls, and they have to make tricks to look good.

Yu Youyao was very happy: "Thank you cousin!"

Zhou Linghuai looked at her sweet smile and didn't realize it was a smile.

Yu Youyao smiled, then tilted her head and looked at her cousin with hope in her eyes: "Cousin, today is my birthday, have you forgotten something?"

Wouldn't a box of Luodai send her away!

Although she really likes the Luodai made by her cousin, she always feels that there are some surprises missing.

Zhou Linghuai asked her to be stunned for a moment, but did not respond for a while: "What did you forget?"

Hearing this, Yu Youyao pouted, a little annoyed: "Cousin, you really forgot, how could you do this, think about it, think about it, you must remember it."

Zhou Linghuai frowned and really remembered what he said.

Yu Youyao stared at his cousin, and when he saw that he didn't even think about it, he became more annoyed: "Cousin, think about it, think about it, I'm angry if you don't think about it!"

Zhou Linghuai was a little helpless: "I really can't remember, why don't my cousin tell me directly."

Yu Youyao stared at her cousin angrily, with tears in circles in her eyes, and even her voice was full of grievances and choked sobbing: "Cousin, you are so annoying, I, I'm angry, I," finished speaking, she " "Suddenly" stood up and stomped his feet: "I'll ignore you in the future!"

After saying that, he turned around and ran out.

But he asked Zhou Linghuai to hold his hand.

"What are you holding me for, let go!" Yu Youyao turned back to stare at him angrily, her eyes were red, but she wanted to cry or not, and it hurt when people saw it.

Zhou Ling's scalp was numb, and he hurriedly said, "I almost forgot to give it to my cousin as a birthday present."

After he finished speaking, he folded his sleeves and took out a Jinsinan gloomy wood grain box that was much smaller than a baby's slap. The box was carved with tangled branches and apricot flowers, which looked quaint and delicate.

Yu Youyao narrowed her eyes and looked at the stubbornness on her cousin's lips. She didn't understand where she was, she was letting him play, and she was annoyed for a while: "Cousin, you are too much, have you? Are you bullying people like this? Apologize quickly, or I will really ignore you in the future!"

Zhou Linghuai took the little girl and sat down, and admitted her mistake neatly and without any ambiguity: "Okay, okay, okay, it's my cousin who's wrong, I'll apologize to you, but don't be really angry with my cousin. "