All-in-one Sign
Chapter 78: Auntie Bear
He Xing lightly bumped Li Ke's arm with his shoulder, and asked him in a low voice, "What do you think of this person? Are you daring to say it? Let me tell you, I have really seen this, but I was sitting in The kind of normal class in the classroom."
"That's because you're too short."
Zhang Qiong didn't give face at all, He Xing wanted to refute, but seeing Zhang Qiong gnashing his teeth, he held back again.
"I said Zhang Da Zhuang, you..." He Xing observed Zhang Qiong's face, "You don't have to encounter this kind of thing, right?"
"Bah! Who is a strong man? If you keep shouting like this, believe it or not, I'll hang you up and beat you."
Zhang Qiong was very angry.
"This girl just said, with my intelligence, how could she not keep up with her homework as soon as she entered high school? That's what happened."
So, you are the one who was selected to train in the queue.
He Xing only said this in his heart, but he dared not to say it, otherwise Zhang Qiong might not really want to find him a real PK.
It's boring to beat you as a woman, and you lose face if you lose, so I won't fight with you, and if you want to fight, I'll find Li Ke.
Eh, no, I said Li Ke, why do you look resentful? Are you also...
He Xing blinked, took a step back quietly, no longer stood in the middle, but went around to the other side.
Forgive me for not being able to blend in with you, because I'm not changing enough... oh, I'm not tall enough.
"When I was in high school, because I was tall, I was selected as the team leader and held the flag at the front of the line. I was very proud at the time, but now I think I was too young at that time."
Li Ke sighed.
"I could have been a scientist, don't you believe it?"
He Xing nodded.
Believe, I will believe whatever you say... You bastard.
Zhang Ming, who was standing beside them, really had the urge to cover his eyes and pat his forehead. Xu Ang, Xu Ang, how dare you say anything. When someone mentions the school or the teacher, which one is not thankful for the school's cultivation, and grateful to the teacher? The love of education, how come your painting style is completely different.
With your intelligence, can't you see what the purpose of an exclusive interview is for the people from the Imperial Court to send people to the United States and to have Mr. Shui lead a team to give you an exclusive interview.
"Don't you just want to set up a positive example, to prove that the educational policy of all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor is fruitful. Can I understand such a simple thing?"
After the film crew of the court platform left, Xu Ang spread his hands to Zhang Ming: "Some people say that there is no shortage of me. It is rare to have a platform like the court platform. I don't take this opportunity to do something practical, why not The meat-eating gentlemen will never hear the voice from the bottom in this life."
"Old Zhang, let me tell you, I'm already a bourgeoisie now, so why don't I say a few words of conscience while my position has not changed?"
"If I become a black-hearted capitalist in the future, I can pat my chest and tell the world that I, Xu Ang, were once pure."
I really want to hit you.
Zhang Ming's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he couldn't figure it out, how could Xu Ang come up with so many crooked things at such a young age.
Zhang Qiong and the three who followed behind Zhang Ming were trying their best to hold back their laughter. They were professionally trained and generally wouldn't laugh unless they couldn't help it.
This person named Xu Ang is really interesting. The impression he gave to Zhang Qiong and the others was so special that Zhang Qiong and the three couldn't help but feel that "genius is really different".
Boom!
The crisp bell rang at his feet, which almost didn't startle Zhang Qiong. She looked down and saw a child holding a small copper bell in one hand and a small copper hammer in the other, looking up at her in a daze.
"Auntie, you are so tall."
It was the first time she saw such a tall and strong aunt, Xiaoxiao was surprised and curious.
Standing at Zhang Qiong's feet, Xiaoxiao only felt that there was a wall standing beside her, which made her cautious. If it wasn't for Pigeon beside her, she would have been hiding far away.
Zhang Qiong corrected her: "It's not my aunt, it's my sister."
"what?"
Xiaoxiao circled around Zhang Qiong, then shook her head vigorously: "It's my aunt, not my sister."
As she spoke, she gestured with her hands: "You are so big, so you're not a sister. Aunt, aunt, just aunt."
In Xiaoxiao's heart, only those with a fragrant and soft body like Yang Xiaomi are her sister, and a strong woman like Zhang Qiong is definitely an aunt, and can only be an aunt.
I also want to deceive children.
snort!
I'm three years old, you can't deceive me.
Zhang Qiong: "..."
Can I beat this kid?
Before Zhang Qiong saw Xiaoxiao embarrassing Zhang Ming, she was quite happy. She thought this little child was cute. After the first contact, Zhang Qiong discovered that this little guy has nothing to do with cuteness except for being cute.
She stretched out her little hand and patted Zhang Qiong's calf, Xiaoxiao asked her, "Auntie why don't you talk, don't you know me? My name is Xu Xiao, I'm Pigeon's favorite sister and mother's good baby. ,who are you?"
Zhang Qiong took a deep breath.
Don't be angry, don't be angry, Zhang Qiong, you are an adult, if you are angry with a child, you will lose.
"My sister's name is Zhang Qiong."
"Zhang Xiong!"
Xiaoxiao opened her mouth in surprise.
"How can there be a girl with such a name?"
"It's not Xiong, it's Qiong, Wang Jingqiong, Qionglou Yuyu's Qiong."
Zhang Qiong tried to save her name from being changed by a child she met for the first time.
Xiaoxiao tilted her head: "Poor? Sister, is your family very poor, do you not have enough to eat? Don't eat so much, eat a little less."
Zhang Qiong almost heard her teeth grinding, she was doing her last effort: "It's not the poor you said!"
Gently pulling on Zhang Qiong's trouser legs, Xiaoxiao said to her with a hopeful expression, "The little baby has a sister Xiaomi, Auntie you are so big, how about being the little baby's Auntie Bear?"
How do you know the name of my big bear... No, don't give people a nickname!
Zhang Qiong only felt very tired. She wondered if she made a mistake in taking this job.
Why don't you go back to the small county town of your hometown to sit in the office and spend a day with a newspaper and a cup of tea for the rest of your life.
Xu Ang looked at Xiaoxiao and Zhang Qiong with great interest. Don't tell me, regardless of gender, Zhang Qiong is really not much worse than a bear, especially because she is not fat, but the muscles she has exercised. This guy, who said that her combat effectiveness is so low that even a three-year-old child can't believe her, just standing beside her makes people feel very safe.
It's a pity that it's not a Lori face, otherwise it's a live-action version of King Kong Barbie.
Listening to the big and small conversation, Li Ke could barely hold back, but the corners of his mouth twitched, but He Xing couldn't. He laughed out loud, and his laughter also caught Xiaoxiao's attention. .
"Uncle, are you laughing?"
Xiaoxiao looked at He Xing, and then at Li Ke. It was nothing at first, but when the two stood together, Li Ke's tall stature highlighted He Xing's shortness.
So Xiaoxiao shouted excitedly as if she had discovered a secret: "Uncle Dwarf, don't you like to eat, otherwise why won't you grow taller? You have to eat more, little babies are working hard to eat and grow taller. Gao, you are not picky eaters."
He Xing's laughter disappeared immediately.
What is Uncle Dwarf? Are children's mouths so poisonous these days?
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