Almighty Manor

Xucheng, at the foot of Nanshan, in the residential community's "Xugang Garden", the office worker Xiao Chen returned home exhausted. Before he had time to rest, the husband picked up his son from the school. As soon as he entered the door, he heard her husband There 嚷嚷.

"This child was criticized by the teacher again, saying that all the homework was done wrong yesterday! Who is this child like, I am so smart, how can there be a child like you!"

Xiao Chen looked angry next to her. She had been on a business trip for a few days the previous day, and had her husband and mother-in-law take a few days of children. After returning, she found that her son was completely crazy. He could still finish his homework. Never write.

He yelled at his son for two days in a row, and Xiao Chen felt that he had chest tightness, headache, and elevated blood pressure.

But it does n’t work if you do n’t yell, it ’s useless to yell, it ’s even more useless to yell.

After eating and yelling for half an hour, I heard a horn sound coming out of the window. On the small square downstairs, the square dance jumped up again, and there were three or four different party teams. You jump yours, I jump my Yes, the sound of the horn was deafening, and a group of old ladies and old ladies danced in unintentional dance, fighting against each other, the picture could not be too beautiful.

"Close the window!" Xiao Chen roared, and her husband was lazily lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone.

"Close the window!" Xiao Chen yelled again, her husband just turned over.

Xiao Chen rushed to the window angrily and yelled at the following: "Jump, don't you jump off the floor! The mother sells the batch and makes it not live!"

"Shh!" Hearing her so loudly, her husband grabbed her quickly: "Hello, you are neighbourhood neighbours. Besides, our mother is also inside ..."

"They can jump, they can't make me scold!" Xiao Chen turned around with a humming sound and hit 110. A few minutes later, the police arrived, and the sound of the music dropped a little.

But as soon as the police left, the sound of music immediately began to deaf again. Even when the windows were closed, the sound of magic sounds stuck in his ears and kept drilling into his head.

A busy day of work, she had to work hard with her child when she got home. Xiao Chen had already lost her mind. She took the toilet cleaner from the toilet and turned to run away: "Fuck, I fight with you, I spray Fuck you! I drunk you! "

"Calm down, calm down!" The husband quickly held him.

Xiao Chen slammed the toilet cleaner on the floor and yelled at her son: "Have a question! Give me a question!"

As he was struggling with his son, Xiao Chen suddenly heard her husband shouting, "Come and see! Come on!"

Xiao Chen immediately jumped to the window and looked down.

The rivers and lakes of square dance have always changed rapidly. I don't know when the square dance team was crowded in the small square. This team occupied half of the road at first, but after the police came, they could only go inside the square. Squeeze, this squeezing, the crowd is out of trouble, occupying the territory of others.

Jumping and jumping, the two sides got closer and closer, and then began to quarrel.

Xiao Chen looked over there and heard her husband whisper: "Hit, hit hard! Hit the dog's brain! Try harder!"

Xiao Chen knew that her husband had been intolerable for a long time, just because his mother was in it.

The husband and wife are busy at work. No one helps to watch the children. The whole family counts on her mother-in-law to help her. In the evening, the mother-in-law is going to dance the square dance. What can they say?

There is nothing else to do except dancing!

Can only bear it.

However, the two sides didn't hit their heads after all. The fierce conflict ended with one party's retreat. One of the teams retired with a big loudspeaker flashing the marquee. It looked like a defeated soldier and looked down in despair The new square dance site has gone.

However, the absence of a team did not make the square quieter. The old ladies and old ladies who restarted the site were torn in the square, and then feared that the sounds were not the same, and they each opened their own music to the maximum. volume.

Old men and old women are dancing in the square.

"Go to death! Go to death!" Xiao Chen collapsed again. "I'll take sulfuric acid back tomorrow, I'll splash you to death!"

The square dance continued until close to ten o'clock in the evening, the Cyclonus fighting dance was considered to be over, and the residents around it could be said to be miserable.

The old ladies and old ladies who fought for two hours of dancing, also dragged their tired bodies back home, lying on the sofa unwilling to move, empty and lonely and cold, feeling that their bodies were hollowed out.

At the same time, in the manor, a group of old women and old ladies hired farmers and were lining up to take tomatoes from Liu Jinge.

"Okay, let's eat." Seeing everyone getting it, Liu Jinge waved.

A group of old ladies and old women held tomatoes, looked at them, and ate them carefully.

"Well, it's delicious!"

"Good tomatoes!"

"This is the tomato we grow?"

After eating a tomato, Liu Jinge said: "Thank you for your hard work. The tomato just gave you a reward. Now everyone can go back! After you go back, you just need to remember that you danced and danced happily today, nothing else. know."

Subsequently, Liu Jinge exercised the authority of his supervisor to "deport and erase the memory", and a group of old ladies and old ladies stood blankly for a while near the stop sign.

"How are we here?"

"What did you just do?"

"Why sweat?"

"Dancing is so exciting today ..."

"Yeah, it's hot, it's been a long time since I was so excited."

"Ah, it's been two hours before you know it?"

"Go back, go back! The family must be in a hurry!"

Xiao Wei stared at their back and said, "After two hours of busy work, a tomato was passed?"

Mr. Liu is really dark, it's too dark!

"A tomato sells for 50 yuan. A tomato for two hours is equivalent to an hourly salary of 25. If you work eight hours a day, your monthly salary will be 6,000. Are you still not satisfied? My monthly salary is only 6000!" Said Zhao Min, the gardener of the estate Don't treat tomatoes as dry food!

Is that OK? Xiao Wei felt that everyone really followed the owner's learning and broke down.

But if you think about it, it really seems so.

Since these old ladies and old ladies come out to do square dance, don't they just want to exercise? Now that the purpose of exercise has been achieved, it has also increased the output of the manor. Is it better?

"This method of the owner is absolutely terrific!" Many servants thought so, and immediately felt that there was nothing wrong with it!

Do it tomorrow!

At eight o'clock the next night, when office worker Xiao Chen was on the hard bar with his angry bear child ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~, a deafening speaker sound was heard from the window.

"Don't hold me, these bastards, I'll pour them to death with a pot of hot water!" Xiao Chen rushed to the window with the hot water, and suddenly heard the music stopped.

The couple Chen and Chen looked down in wonder, and saw someone sending something in the crowd, and then a group of old men and old women disappeared into the night.

gone? Why did you leave?

Where did they go? Did you find a better place?

God, it ’s so good, go to harm others, God bless, but it ’s a quiet night!

Quiet, quiet night outside the window!

The next second, Xiao Chen growled again: "This question, this is subtraction, not addition, subtraction, will you subtract? You tell me how much 13 minus 4 equals you! Tell me!

Xiao Chen's husband helplessly spread his hands, even if there is no square dance outside the window, the family is restless ...