Almighty Manor

At Wufeng Safari Park, Pang Fatty opened the newspaper this morning and couldn't help getting angry.

"Pop!" With a sound, Pang Fatman slaps the thermos on the table, and red dates and wolfberries are scattered on the ground.

The newspaper in front of him was also wet, and I saw the full-page advertisement in the newspaper.

Above is the advertisement of Jiahu Wildlife Park, which occupies about two thirds of the space, while below is the advertisement of Wufeng Wildlife Park, which only accounts for one third.

It is ironic that the two competing zoos have put their advertisements together.

What's even more ironic is that the top-down arrangement and layout ratio make Pang Fatty have to think more.

"Damn, is this old man Ke, on the bar with me?" Pang Fatty called out and called out: "Hey, is it from the Xucheng Evening News? What's going on in this newspaper today? Isn't it to help us board? A half-page advertisement? Why is it a third edition, but why is the advertisement of Jiahu Wild Animal Park so big? And why are their ads placed on top? Our ads are placed below? This is placed on What's wrong with one page? "

"Oh, Mr. Pang, don't worry, don't worry, listen to me explain to you ..." Opposite, the person in charge of the Advertising Department of Xucheng Evening News has a very good temper, "The advertisement originally arranged for you was in the third edition. However, the first few editions were all developed and occupied by Huanzhou. We also had no choice but to re-arrange the layout ... It was a little crowded, but the effect was not bad. Today's big news, newspaper sales It ’s a lot higher, and you're taking advantage of it ... ”

Newspapers are a sunset industry. Some units and the elderly also order newspapers. For the appearance of the city, newsstands on the streets are gone, and sales can be increased. These are rare times a year.

But the problem is, what Pang Fatty wants is not how good the advertising effect is, but to suppress the competitors!

"Then why are their ads above and our ads below?" Pang Fatty was still unhappy.

"No way, Jiajia Wildlife Park added money ..."

At that moment, Pang Fatty almost dropped the phone.

Mom sells lots, it's amazing to be rich!

Pang Fatty never thought that he would use this sentence in the Jiahu Wild Animal Park that almost broke.

But ... the truth is that they are really rich!

It is said that the capital of the park of others is nearly one billion!

Billion, is your tiger made of gold?

Can the **** pulled out by your big cat be coffee or hoe?

And their parent company is now a major shareholder of Huanzhou Development, okay, the speed of this turn is too fast, how in the end!

Mr. Ke, the rich man, is really terrible.

The advertising battle between Pang Fatty and Mayor Ke has been going on for several days.

You advertise online, and I also advertise online.

If you put an advertisement in the newspaper, then I will pack half an extra copy.

If Pang Fatty came up with a new propaganda method the day before yesterday, Director Ke will certainly follow up the next day.

No way, Mr. Ke is not a business person. It is already very good to be able to bite Pang Fat tightly.

For a few days, Pang Fatty told himself, hold on, hold on!

But today, Pang Fatty feels: Ah, I ca n’t stand it!

And Pang Fat is very suspicious that he has a spy around him.

What propaganda plan was settled by myself the next day, but when I read the newspaper the next day, I was suppressed again.

At the time, the most proud thing of Pang Fatty was to dig up more than half of the people in Jiahu when he was killed at Jiahu Wildlife Park.

But look now, how many spies are mixed in here! fall!

And these people who thought they were wise at first, the defectors, have now regretted it, quietly frowning with the original boss, one by one in Cao Yingxin Han.

In the past two days, the cost of propaganda has soared. Pang Fatty has already started Alexander. If he can defeat the competition of the other party, it is cost-effective to invest more propaganda costs.

But what if the competition doesn't work?

The fat man changed his face constantly. After ten minutes, he took a deep breath and stood up: "Damn, I can only use a big killer!"

Today, I will tell you why the water in the zoo is so deep!

...

Not far from Jia Lake, a group of protectionists are desperately protesting outside a chicken farm.

They glued feathers to their bodies and sprinkled **** fake plasma, screaming as if their father and mother were dead.

"This chicken was brutally killed just because you want to eat chicken!"

"The chicken also has the right to live freely!"

"The chicken also hopes to enjoy his old age!"

"Eating chicken is unethical!"

"Refuse to eat chicken, start with me!"

They stopped a large truck that was coming in, dragged the truck driver off the truck, and asked loudly, "Sir, why do you want to eat chicken? Do n’t you know that chickens also have parents? Do n’t you know Does the chicken feel pain? "

"Uh, good luck, eat chicken at night?"

"You have to eat chicken at night? Do you have compassion? Do you know how cruel it is to cut your throat alive and then bleed it to death? Have you thought about chickens? What did you do wrong? Because you are lucky, you are going to eat it? "

"Yeah, look at the blood on me. What would you think if I bleed and died like this?

"Call the police?"

"Do you have a little sympathy?"

"Uh ... I ca n’t eat chicken anymore?" The stopped truck driver backed up again and again. "I don't eat chicken, I don't eat chicken, really!"

"Really?"

"Yes, really, when I was young, my family was poor, I could n’t eat chicken, I grew up stupid, and I could n’t eat chicken ..."

"Then you shout with me, refuse to eat chicken, start with me!"

The truck driver was forced to make two beeps, then got on the truck, turned the car's head, and then headed out of the window: "Paralyzed, I just want to eat chicken. I wish you life like a chicken, and land into a box! Paralyzed, Defective! "

Then he drove into the desert and fled.

But these activists didn't care at all, but cheered as if they had won a great battle ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ and then entangled a truck driver.

"I'm not here to pull chicken. I ... we're here to pull eggs."

"What? You even eat eggs?"

"How can you be so cruel? Do you know that chicks are hatched from eggs?"

"Uh, the egg is so cute, do you eat it with your heart? Do you have a little conscience?"

Watching the merchants who flee the goods flee, the chicken farm boss finally softened, he called out: "Mr. Pang, huge god, I beg you, and I will donate money to your animal protection fund. Take these lunatics away, I can't stand it ... "

Not far from the gate of the chicken farm, a skinny middle-aged man hung up on the phone proudly and said, "Fuck, it's pretty acquaintance ... this group of guys are really fighting!"

As soon as the call was hung up, his cell phone rang again: "Oh? Brother, why did you call me? You said that Almighty Safari Park is the one at Jia Hu? I know, you can rest assured that you want to trouble them There are many animal protection organizations, so I'll pull them all out! "