Am I God

Hearing what Elizabeth said, Napoleon froze in mid-air like a thunderclap.

'This bald, fat guy is really Elizabeth? ’

‘It’s over, it’s over, Zhao Yao knows I’m here to catch the cat? ’

‘Am I going to be eaten too? Braised or Steamed? It hurts to think about steaming! ’

Countless thoughts came one after another, as if to burst Napoleon's head in an instant, making him completely unable to react at the moment, just looking at Zhao Yao stupidly, not knowing what to do.

Zhao Yao looked at his silly appearance, and said slowly, "Come to my island to catch cats? You are very courageous, if that's the case, just take you..."

"No!" Napoleon reacted instantly and screamed loudly: "Don't eat me! As long as you don't eat me, I can do anything and do anything! Woohoo, please don't eat me. !"

Zhao Yao ate another piece of braised pork and said slowly, "Anything will do?"

"Anything is fine!" Napoleon roared: "As long as you don't eat me! You can be a cow or a horse!"

"Okay, I like being responsible, remember what you said." Zhao Yao sat up straight, showing admiration: "In that case, you can make money for me to pay off this debt."

Napoleon breathed a sigh of relief, and said to himself: 'Finally, I don't have to be eaten. ’

On the other side, the cats such as Matcha looked at each other, and there was a trace of pity in Napoleon's eyes.

Matcha: 'The future of this cat...no...this cat has no future. ’

Elizabeth: 'Poor cat, live in the shadow of Zhao Yao for the rest of your life. ’

Yuanyuan secretly said in her heart: 'Eating is not necessarily true, and paying back the money is really selling her ten kilograms of meat to Zhao Yao...' After thinking about it, she still has to pay Zhao Yao every month. Yuanyuan lowered her head without thinking, leaving behind tears of sadness.

On the other side, Zhao Yao counted with his fingers: "Since you are willing to pay back the money, then it's easy to handle. We know that people don't do dark things, and we will give you the amount of money we owe. I am the one who treats cats the most. Fair enough, I guarantee that you don't pay a penny more, and you don't lose a penny a lot.

As long as all the damages caused by your visit to Cat Island are paid according to the price, I will let you go back. "

Napoleon nodded sharply, moved in his heart: "Who said that the Headless Horseman is unreasonable, roaming the river and sea, bullying men and bullying cats? Isn't this very understanding. We came here to cause damage, and we really should lose money.

Fortunately, I have saved some money in the past few years to buy a house, and I have more than 5 million, right? It should be enough..."

"Well, let me do the math." Zhao Yao squeezed his chin and said, "The greening fee for destroying the vegetation... the mental loss fee for disturbing the super cat... In total, even if you are cheaper, eight small goals."

"Eight small goals?"

"Eight hundred million." Zhao Yao said, "Don't say that I won't give you a chance. Before the end of this month, if you put eight hundred million into my bank account, I will let you go."

"Eight hundred million?!" Napoleon's shocked tongue was about to stick out. He stared at Zhao Yao and said, "You... do you count it again? I think you don't even use a computer, you can calculate it in a few seconds..."

Napoleon roared in his heart: "You are just talking nonsense, how can I cause so many losses of 800 million!"

"I don't need a computer, don't look at me like an ordinary human being. In fact, my brain is faster than a computer. Don't worry, I can't make a mistake." Zhao Yao said gently: "How about it? Take Alipay or a credit card? "

Napoleon stared at Zhao Yao, speechless in his heart: "Pay your sister, pay! Where did I get the 800 million for you! This meow is too dark!"

Zhao Yao looked at Napoleon and said, "What? You don't want to accompany me for money?" Then, he took another piece of braised pork and ate it, looking at Napoleon's eyes with a dangerous aura.

Napoleon immediately nodded frantically and said, "I am willing to be willing... I will pay... I will pay!"

"That's right." Zhao Yao took out a piece of paper from behind and put it in front of Napoleon: "Come on, sign and sign, we will have a pure relationship between debtors and creditors in the future, you just need to be at ease. Just pay back the money in your heart, you don’t have to worry about being eaten anymore, you can live a peaceful life every day.”

"Huh, yes, you don't have to worry about not eating anymore, you can live a stable life." Napoleon signed the sign, dipped his right paw with the ink pad, and pressed his own meat pad on the other party's paper, thinking in his heart I thought: "The Headless Horseman is really well prepared, and you can sign it as soon as you take it out."

Seeing that Napoleon's signature was completed, Zhao Yao immediately drew the paper over, looked at it, and smiled with satisfaction: "Okay, from now on, you will be your own cat~www.wuxiaspot.com~ By the way, what is your name? name."

Napoleon said blankly: "Napoleon."

Zhao Yao said with a smile: "Good, Napoleon, you take it with you first, and I will arrange work for you after the work is completed." After speaking, Zhao Yao looked at the humans who came with Napoleon, and said with a smile: "You guys Also, as long as everyone pays for this loss, I will let you go."

Napoleon breathed a sigh of relief: "It turns out that everyone pays the 800 million together, in this case..."

"What a joke." Zhao Yao said in surprise: "Of course each of you will have to pay 800 million."

Napoleon opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it for a long time.

One of the apostles who came together immediately jumped out and shouted, "Eighty million?! You might as well just kill me! Don't you want money! You jump!"

"Haha." With Zhao Yao's sneer, everyone present felt as if a cold wind was blowing across their bodies.

"Want to die?" Zhao Yao squeezed his hand lightly, took off the Dragon Slayer Sword hanging on his chest, and said lightly, "I, Zhao Yao, have been doing things all my life. I have never killed innocent people indiscriminately, and naturally I will not kill you either."

"But do you want to pay back the money? Is there still Wang Fa? Is there justice?" Zhao Yao flicked his finger, and the next moment, the Dragon Slayer Sword turned into a golden light and stuck on the speaker's arm.

Everyone saw the speaker screaming, and the next moment, he rolled wildly on the ground, screaming in his mouth, and everyone who screamed was cold hair standing on end, a kind of chill.

Seeing that Tulong Baodao was going to be done again, the man immediately shouted, "Pay back the money! I just need to pay back the money, don't stab me again."

Zhao Yao glanced at the others and asked, "Does anyone want to default on their debts?"

The super cats watching this scene had a chill, while Midnight, Langgou and others, who were still busy in the kitchen, looked at each other: 'At last someone came to help cook the dishes. ’