Am I God

"It's him" Tian Jian turned his head to look at Zhao Yao again, and immediately froze, looked down at the other's chest, and then looked at the other's face. ∞ Miscellany

'What's the matter? I just saw that it is obviously a man! ’

Then he saw Tian Jian's line of sight, the chest outline of the other party was obviously a woman, and it was not small, his face was slightly hot when he looked at it, and then he looked up, although it still looked a bit like Wu Yifan, but it was obviously a woman's appearance. .

Tian Jian's wife poked Tian Jian's chest and asked, "Say it! Why don't you say it? I'm busy at home every day, doing logistics for you, look at my hands, look at my face , How old have I been in the past few years? How much youth have I paid? Now that the conditions at home are better, I can't go out for a cup of coffee, am I?"

Tian Jian immediately persuaded: "Wife, I'm sorry, it's my fault, it's all my fault, I thought he was Wu Yifan."

"What Wu Yifan, people just look alike."

However, under Tian Jian's repeated comfort, Tian Jian's wife finally stabilized, and then began to explain the benefits of cat coffee. Hearing that, Tian Jian was stunned for a moment. He didn't know when he hugged a cat and lay down on the sofa quietly, and then he didn't want to move at all.

Zhao Yao breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I turned myself into a woman, almost, it was too tragic."

a few hours later.

"Ah, why are you so comfortable?"

However, due to the increasing number of customers in the store, the cat index per person in the coffee house soon dropped again and again. A cute girl walked up to Tian Jian and asked, "Uncle, the cat in your arms can Touch me?"

"Oh" Tian Jian immediately sat up, handed out the cat and said, "Take it, I'll just lie down and rest for a while."

"Thank you!" The girl happily took the cat and quickly ran to her companion.

"Look at this Siamese cat!"

"Wow, coal face!"

"The coal digger is so cute."

Seeing the surprised smiles of the girls, Tian Jian also smiled and said, "It's nice to be young."

Tian Jian's wife walked up to him and sat down: "How is it? I'll just say it's not bad here?"

Tian Jian nodded when he heard the words. In a short period of time, he felt a lot more relaxed, so he leaned into his wife's ear and said, "Let's double row tonight."

The wife blushed and said, "No, Xiao Yu will hear it."

"We will line up at home in the afternoon." Tian Jian touched his waist and said, "I feel that my body is much better, and my spirit is much better than before."

The wife said happily: "Then we will come several times a week from now on."

Tian Jian narrowed his eyes and lay on the sofa with enjoyment, as if he had completely forgotten the purpose of coming here.

Matcha wearing a green hat passed behind the two of them, and when he heard the conversation between the two, he raised his head slightly and glanced at it, thinking in his heart: "Is it so miserable after humans get married? There is no time for double rows?" His eyes Wei Wei squinted: "Well, should I help Zhao Yao find a wife?"

But at this moment, the single cat in the coffee house is particularly easy to be caught.

Not long after Matcha was free, Yan Xiaoqing hugged her into her arms: "Wow, this folded-ear cat is so cute, An Xin, look, his head is so big."

Matcha stared at the dead fish's eyes and said in her heart, "Cut, if you wear a big hat, your head will be this big." After wearing the hat, Matcha, whose illusion skin is covered, does look like a cute big head.

But the next moment, as Yan Xiaoqing's little hands kept kneading his head, Matcha's tail twitched slightly: "Damn, it hurts, why is this woman so strong."

"No, to stay professional, I must be a star cat this month, and then use the five hundred dollars to buy PUBG, and I can also recharge the glory of the king, and I can buy the skin of a video game boy." So matcha can only be soft. He let out a cry of protest. Recently, he stayed behind Zhao Yao every day watching him play PUBG, but he was very envious.

Of course, his pain was not because of Yan Xiaoqing's strength, but her hand accidentally touched the wound on Matcha's head that was plucked by Elizabeth.

An Xin, who was sitting next to Yan Xiaoqing, was reviewing her homework. Hearing that, she just looked up at the matcha tea and pouted, "It's just to please the genes that have been screened by human beings from generation to generation. If this kind of cat really goes to the wild, I'm afraid I won't survive for three days."

Matcha glared at An Xin: "Stupid woman, if it wasn't to drain your wallets, you wouldn't even want to touch me."

But thinking so in her heart, in reality, Matcha gave Yan Xiaoqing another soft glance, and rubbed against her chest.

"Haha, An Xin, look, he kisses me so well."

On the other side, in the underground garage of the shopping mall, Zhao Lei, wearing a Chanel suit, dragged Sun Keke towards the coffee house.

"Come on Coco, it's already started, we won't have any cats if we go late."

Sun Keke was wearing a Japanese high school girl's sailor suit today, with a pair of eyes with color lenses, like he came out of a cartoon, when he heard what Zhao Lei said, he pouted and said, "It's not that you have put on makeup for so long. "

"But that Jiang Hai Wu Yifan is really handsome." Zhao Lei blinked and said, "Tell me if I can get him."

"Spring is here." Sun Keke rolled his eyes.

Soon after, the two stepped into the coffee house. When they saw that the room was full of people, there were far more people than cats, Sun Keke's face immediately collapsed: "It's all your fault." She looked in Elizabeth's direction. , and saw that there were enough girls around Elizabeth, constantly touching and teasing Elizabeth.

Elizabeth resisted her impatience and let the girls beside her touch it. When one of the girls put her hand under her butt, she finally couldn't help but slapped her hand and stared at her. The other party, meow.

In the end, the other party just laughed: "Elizabeth is shy, so cute."

"Stupid woman." Elizabeth endured her plan to slap him again, and closed her eyes simply.

"Damn." Seeing her beloved Elizabeth being molested by so many people, Sun Keke immediately felt an uncomfortable feeling, as if her beloved toy was taken away by someone else.

Zhao Lei doesn't have so many ideas anymore. She came here not for cats, but because of the magical effect of cat cafes, and now there is another reason.

"Hi, hello, do you remember me?" Zhao Lei walked up to Zhao Yao and greeted her with a natural look.

Zhao Yao nodded, looking at Zhao Lei who was smiling beautifully at the moment, what flashed in his mind was the usual indifferent look of the other party.

He couldn't help but complained in his heart, "You're too good-looking, I'm usually so different from Wu Yifan."

Knowing that although the other party has a good attitude towards him, he doesn't really like his real self, so Zhao Yao is just chatting with Zhao Lei and chatting casually.

On the other side, Sun Keke couldn't wait for the chance to touch Elizabeth, but he hugged Yuanyuan, who had illusion skin and disguised as a ragdoll cat.

She just took out her phone and wanted to take a picture, but was stopped by Bai Quan. Bai Quan pointed to the sign at the door and said, "Sorry, we are not allowed to take pictures here."

"what."

Zhao Yao's illusion can replace vision. Even if the photo is taken, the people in the room who are shrouded in illusion will still see the photo, but after they get rid of the illusion, they will see the real photo. After all, his illusion cannot be changed. Electronic records.

Therefore, Bai Quan and Xiao Shiyu have been paying attention to preventing the photos from being taken. If it doesn't work, Zhao Yao will use illusions to secretly delete the photos.

However, most people saw the notice prohibiting taking pictures before coming in~www.wuxiaspot.com~ is quite cooperative.

Sun Keke is also good at talking. Putting down the phone, she touched the other person's slightly protruding belly and laughed: "A new puppet cat, the pattern is so dark. It's fat, but the big fat puppet cat is also super fat. Sweet and super soft."

Thinking of this, she rubbed her round belly hard.

Originally, it was a little uncomfortable to be tied to the stomach. Yuanyuan was even more uncomfortable when she was so modeled. She couldn't help but kicked Sun Keke with her fat feet, and then looked at Sun Keke with a pair of big watery eyes, hoping that the other party would stop. down.

"Eh? I don't like being touched on my stomach." Sun Keke rubbed the other party's head, looked at the other party's especially enlarged eyes and said, feeling that his heart was about to melt.

But at this moment, there seemed to be a clatter, and along with the sound of the cotton thread breaking, Sun Keke's round belly swelled suddenly in his shocked eyes.

Yuanyuan immediately screamed in her heart: "Zhao Yao! It's not good! My belt is loose! My flesh is exposed."

Zhao Yao turned his head abruptly, and he could clearly see that the round belly suddenly swelled, which had broken through the size of the original illusion, so that people could clearly see the big belly.

However, this side had just broken the belt, and there was another scream.

Zhao Yao turned his head again and saw a girl screaming and looking at the bald Elizabeth, holding a large tuft of cat hair covered in illusion.

She accidentally picked off the cat hair that Elizabeth had glued on

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