Am I God

Then I saw that a webpage was opened on the mobile phone, and it was staying on the Taobao page, which was full of all kinds of imported cat food and canned food.

"Zhao Yao, buy me some cat food, I'm tired of royal ones." Matcha stared at Zhao Yao expectantly.

However, Zhao Yao swept it a little, looked at the imported cat food that cost 6700 yuan for a random bag, and immediately said, "It's so expensive? No way, it's too expensive."

Seeing Zhao Yao's refusal, Matcha immediately widened a pair of round eyes, looked at the other party more and more pitifully, and said, "I read on the Internet that whether cat food is eaten well or not is related to the cat's lifespan, if cat food is not eaten well , When you get sick when you are old, you will still urinate blood in the future.

And if I eat the same cat food every day, I'm going to vomit. Buy me some imported cat food. "

He opened his big eyes and kept rubbing Zhao Yao's palm.

Zhao Yao still shook his head and said, "It's too expensive, I can't afford it, let's talk about it when I get a salary increase." If you really buy those imported cat food and cat treats, matcha will cost dozens of yuan a day. Zhao Yao's burden is too great.

Being rejected again, Matcha immediately stopped what she was doing, her round eyes narrowed again, she gave Zhao Yao a blank look, jumped off the sofa, and walked to the bedroom.

In the past month, Matcha's intelligence has grown rapidly, especially since he learned to surf the Internet, he has changed from a five-year-old innocent child to a fifteen-year-old rebellious teenager.

Feeling the contempt in Matcha's eyes, Zhao Yao twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "It's really snobbish..."

After resting for a while, Zhao Yao stood up and started tidying up the room. Because of raising cats, he needs to sweep the floor every day to remove the cat hair on the ground. At the same time, he also has to go to the cat toilet to shovel excrement and throw it into the garbage bag and throw it away.

However, when cleaning the cat toilet, Zhao Yao found that a small section of cat feces had fallen on the door of the cat toilet.

"This **** cat!"

Holding his nose, he threw this section of **** into a garbage bag with several layers of toilet paper, and then carefully wiped the ground several times with disinfectant.

After doing all this, he immediately walked into the bedroom and saw Matcha lying on the bed with an old mobile phone in front of him.

His small head was raised, his eyes were focused, his small mouth was open, and his pink tongue was slightly sticking out. However, the little face was full of tension.

Zhao Yao stepped forward, glanced at the phone screen, and said, "Have you played the glory of the king again?"

"Um."

"Why did you **** outside the toilet again, do you know how troublesome it is to clean up?" Zhao Yao said angrily.

"Understood, I won't pull outside next time." Matcha said casually, his eyes staring at the screen from beginning to end.

Seeing the other party's leisurely game appearance, Zhao Yao was even more angry, and said, "This is the first time this week, how many times have I told you, clean it up and come out again, don't rush to run after a lump of it. come out."

"I know." Matcha said while manipulating the phone: "Who said that the toilet is so dirty, there is no place to go, when will you buy me an automatic cat toilet? I see that many cats use it on the Internet. already."

Zhao Yao twitched the corner of his mouth: "That thing is unreliable, how can there be environmental protection that comes from shoveling **** every day, and let me check your health status."

Matcha flicked his tail: "It's obvious that there is no money, so where is it environmentally friendly to manually shovel shit, you can only call it environmentally friendly if you use it for farming."

'It's like raising a son, and the matcha is still good. ’

Zhao Yao's mind reappeared more than a month ago, the innocent, cute and obedient appearance of Matcha, and he couldn't help but miss it.

Looking at the matcha that is now addicted to the glory of the king, he pouted, stuck his head out and looked at the screen, just as Luban No. 7, controlled by matcha, was spinning around, and was finally beaten to death by Sun Wukong with a few sticks.

Then the teammate's voice came from the phone.

"Lu Ban is a fool, let's start now."

"Can elementary school students stop coming? Do your homework obediently?"

"Stupid Lu Ban, please report Lu Ban on our side after the opposite is over!"

Seeing these words, Matcha's tail twitched in anger, and started typing and scolding back.

"Someone took my head with technology, why should I give it away?"

"Spicy chicken tank, don't you know how to protect the back row?"

Zhao Yao, who saw this scene, was not surprised. In the past month, he found that matcha is not only able to speak, but it is so easy for UU reading www.uukanshu.com to communicate with him, and even his own understanding of the world is in his own IQ. With each passing day, even the Chinese characters and pinyin are inexplicably understood.

In addition, after learning to surf the Internet and playing games, the changes in cognition and personality are even more severe.

And several tests within a month have also made Zhao Yao confirm some things, that is, except for matcha, he can't communicate with other ordinary cats.

The same goes for matcha, except for him, all the others hear are meows.

The communication between them is not so much a voice, but a kind of spiritual communication. Even if they don't speak, they just think in their hearts, and they can hear each other's heart sounds within ten meters.

On the other hand, Matcha is still actively communicating with his teammates in the Glory of Kings. Since Zhao Yao gave him his old mobile phone, the cat likes to play games.

However, mobile games, especially games such as King of Glory, are still too unfriendly to matcha's cat paws, which makes him often make mistakes in control. Nine out of ten rounds are lost, and the only one that wins is still lying down, which also leads to He is still stubborn bronze.

Zhao Yao glanced at the opponent's screen, and was already 2-12 behind. He silently observed a moment of silence for Matcha's teammates. Zhao Yao shook his head, changed his clothes, tidy up the room, and watched TV before he knew it. It's 12 o'clock.

Zhao Yao yawned and went back to the bedroom to go to sleep, but found that the matcha had changed position, lying on the bed in a herringbone shape, still playing with his mobile phone.

Zhao Yao sighed, frowned, and urged, "It's already 12 o'clock, how long are you going to fight, get ready to sleep."

Matcha didn't lift her head, and said with a look of disdain, "Are you stupid? I'm a cat, so I don't need to sleep at night."