Am I God

Heipi looked at the rice cakes and the others who were playing games on the playground, nodded, and thought it was pretty good.

Matcha had already walked in front of him and waved to him, pressing on the phone and said, "Mr. Pi, let's look down. Our school has cultivated students' international vision and multilingual ability since childhood, so they are specially equipped with foreign teachers for daily use. Conversational teaching of foreign languages.”

Heipi's eyes lit up and he said in surprise, "Oh? Are there foreign teachers?"

"Yeah." Matcha said, "The super cat has learned a foreign language, which is the master's best translation. In addition to super powers, we are all exploring other potentials in super cats."

Black Skin nodded in satisfaction, thinking that was great. So he followed Matcha to the outside of a classroom, and saw the super cats in the classroom, such as fish balls, cannons, and lightning, and sat obediently on the desks and chairs, staring in the direction of the blackboard.

In front of them, the rough face was barking non-stop, and the fish **** and other cats in the ground barked along with them.

Heipi was startled: "Is this a foreign teacher? Is it a husky?"

Matcha nodded and said, "Yes, this is the super dog teacher we specially invited from Alaska. Not to mention nationality, even the race is different from ours. It is definitely a foreign teacher among foreign teachers."

Heipi hesitated: "Super dog? Then what is he teaching now."

"I'm teaching dog language." Matcha said, "The cat's body structure allows us to make hundreds of different sounds. Learning a foreign language is trivial."

Hei Pi nodded: "Amazing."

Seeing that Hei Pi kept nodding with satisfaction, Matcha was also happy. He felt that the order was about to be completed, so he took Hei Pi and walked to the cafeteria again.

Then I saw Midnight was desperately cooking cat food in the kitchen.

Midnight: 'Zhao Yao, this bastard, it was enough for the three of us to make a buffet, but now I am assigned to make cat rice, and Langgou and the two of them make a buffet below. This is to squeeze our blood. what. ’

Matcha explained on the side: "Our y college is a 24-hour fully closed, fully disconnected residential school. The food is purchased by the owner himself, and the happy cat meal is customized according to the American anc animal feeding standards. After eating Not only is it healthy and beautiful, but it also develops intelligence and enhances superpowers.”

Seeing Heipi's nodding, Matcha asked, "How about Mr. Pi? Would you like to decide for today? Let me see the current quota."

Matcha pretended to look at the phone: "Oh! Only the last place left!"

He looked at Heipi nervously, typed frantically and said, "Mr. Pi, I'm not bragging, you've seen our hardware, software, and teachers, that is Stanford among cats, China's Ivy League, and now that's all that's left. One spot, that would be too sought-after.”

Heipi frowned and said, "But you are a private school after all. Let's not talk about the effect. If you take out this diploma, will you recognize it outside?"

"Professional! I can see the problem at a glance." Matcha said: "Please look this way"

Matcha took the black leather to a large wall, and saw a huge roster, with the name of Zhao Yao's Headless Horseman appearing at the top.

"All the cat talents who graduated from our y college will be accepted as direct disciples of the Headless Horseman. I don't need to tell you how famous the Headless Horseman is in Jianghai, right?"

Matcha meowed: "The direct disciple of the Headless Horseman, with this name, you can walk sideways in Jianghai if you want, and you can walk vertically if you want to.

No one dares to trouble you if you don’t pay for cat beans. What you want is that domineering, that self-confidence. Do you think the diploma here is valuable?

To tell you the truth, I work here every day, and if it weren't for the lack of money, I would like to read it here myself and gild it. "

"Hey" Heipi looked excited, but scratched his head in embarrassment, and said hesitantly, "Can the tuition fee of 10,000 yuan be cheaper?"

Matcha curled his lips in disdain, his ears drooping: "Sorry, we are China's Ivy League, and the tuition fee of 10,000 yuan is already the lowest price. If you think it is too expensive, go out and turn left for 500 meters. There is a pet. Shop, it only costs 20 yuan a day for foster care, and I will give you a certificate of completion when it’s over.”

Hei Pi gritted his teeth, still a little hesitant.

Matcha frowned secretly, and with a hum, a figure of a small orange cat in the distance ran out and slammed into Matcha's stomach.

Matcha introduced like a black skin: "This is our graduation academy, milk tea, Mr. Pi, you can feel the difference in the super cat after graduating from us."

Heipi looked at the milk tea, and saw that the milk tea looked at him with wide eyes, rubbed it when he came up, and then lay obediently beside Heipi, holding Heipi's feet with a happy face.

Hei Pi was shocked: 'This cat is so good! ’

But I saw milk tea climbed up the shoulders of the black leather pants, and pressed the black leather shoulders with the paws.

Matcha translated on the mobile phone: "He said you look so tired, so help you squeeze your shoulders."

Heipi was instantly moved, thinking that his cat family only asked for money, and the kitten who met him for the first time pressed him on the shoulder, so that he couldn't help touching the head of **cha: "It's so good."

Looking at the milk tea that kept rubbing against his palm, Heipi gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and said, "Okay, let me order a set first."

Matcha's heart instantly became ecstatic, and not far from the corner, fish balls, Elizabeth, lightning, and rice cakes protruded their cat heads one by one, looking at the matcha and black skin in the distance.

Elizabeth: "Matcha guy, when it comes to cheating money, his IQ suddenly comes."

Yu Wan stuck out his tongue: "This guy has lived with Zhao Yao since he was a child~www.wuxiaspot.com~ must have learned from Zhao Yao."

The rice cake looked exhausted: "Finally, there is the first official student, so we don't need to act anymore, right?"

Zhao Yao on the other side nodded when he saw that the list was completed. Looking at the matcha who came to report in front of him, he said, "Well done, matcha, it seems that you have also grown during this time."

"Of course, I'm not one of those stupid cats who only know how to fight and kill." Matcha raised her chest, looked at Zhao Yao and said, "Don't worry Zhao Yao, this is just the beginning! Next, the students of Y College will definitely There will be more and more, I have already ordered a new batch of advertisements, but this cost"

"You can report it, as long as there is a reasonable amount of money, I will approve it. Matcha, let's have a good fight." Looking at the back of Matcha leaving excitedly, Zhao Yao squeezed his eyebrows and thought: "Compared to fighting, Matcha prefers it. Lie prefers to make money and do business. Maybe this is more suitable for him than fighting."

"You just wanted to talk about cheating money!" The sheriff curled up in Zhao Yao's clothes, secretly slandering in his heart: "Oh, I don't know how many good cats are going to be unlucky."