America 1982

Peachtree Street, Atlanta, Georgia.

The top floor of the Waldorf Astoria luxury hotel.

David Schaeffer drank too much. This fat guy, who wasn't even wearing trousers, had a few buttons on his shirt, and wore round gold-rimmed glasses, was a little fatter than he was at the high school summer camp.

At this time, his face smelled of alcohol, and he was holding a bottle of brandy mixed with ether or other things in his hand. He was standing in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling window overlooking the entire Atlanta, admiring the bustling night scene, and raising the bottle of wine in his hand high. Bottle, drunkenly shouted to the city outside:

"I know what the world has called me before! Fat! Dumb! Poor! Bigoted! Greedy! The smallest white bastard in the whole state of Georgia! F*ckYou! Look at me now! Those who called me names, now You are not even qualified to help me **!"

After he finished cursing, he turned around and said to the only other two men in the entertainment hall, Tommy and Stephen:

"They have no qualifications! I, a white bastard, married the daughter of a state legislator! Everyone knows what will happen in the future. Those poor* relatives who once looked down on me are now smiling against their will and want me to take care of them in the future. !Go to hell! Don’t even think about it!”

David was once a strong competitor within the CS gang for the title of pauper. Like Tommy, he was an absolute poor man and a proletarian among this group of people. In his childhood, he was a pauper who had to worry about money all day long. Like Tommy, he is good at taking the wrong approach and uses various unconventional means to achieve his goals.

Thanks to the summer camp activities, he received a full scholarship to the University of Georgia to study political science. With the connections he made during school and his flexible brain, after graduation, he was ahead of many classmates in the same major and directly participated in the Georgia Democratic Party. Congressman Sam Nunn began his career as an intern assistant in the Washington, D.C., Senate Office.

Although I am just a small internship assistant, working in a senator's office in Washington, D.C., is completely different from working in a congressman's office in a remote town because the levels of exposure are completely different.

This guy valued this opportunity very much, so soon after graduation he set his sights on a girl who was also interning in the Congress in Washington. The girl was the daughter of a Georgia Republican state congressman. David almost used up all the sense of humor in his life. After coaxing this girl, he finally fell in love with this girl whose father had certain political influence in Macon, Georgia. He was even worried about the long nights and dreams, so he completed the proposal early and started preparing for the wedding.

He didn't want to continue suffering, he wanted to take a shortcut, and the price he had to pay was to face a woman he didn't love at all for the rest of his life.

But he thinks it's all worth it.

"The most important choice in my fucking life was that summer that made me become us." David rolled up the cuffs of his shirt, revealing the small tattoo on his wrist, and said to the two of them sincerely:

"My father-in-law has been frightened. He no longer thinks that I married his daughter to use his strength. He now thinks that I married his daughter because of damn love! All the credit for this is because of you! That's how he is now You know, I’m not broke! I have a fucking background that will shock him! CSLS!”

Neither Tommy nor Stephen were hypocritical. After all, they did cooperate with David and gave his father-in-law who looked down on his son-in-law a little shock, letting him see David's hidden connections.

When Stephen and Tommy met each other, they both said that if David ran for office one day, no matter what bullshit position he ran for, he would never have to worry about insufficient campaign funds, and they would be willing to provide some help.

The old guy thought that the two young men who had appeared out of nowhere were bragging, but he saw his son-in-law David and received two gifts from them.

They are two ordinary-looking books.

Stephen's book is the autobiography of his father, Pete Bean. It is called "Beyond Fame and Fortune" and tells about his experience when he served as the assistant secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services under Presidents Kennedy and Johnson. It is a signed copy. , the book even has a recommendation that President Lyndon Johnson helped write.

"My father was deeply impressed by our experience at the summer camp. He was very curious. I was the richest one and did not become prime minister. He could understand it, but what he couldn't understand was why even the position of internal minister was called a big one. Wei's boy snatched it away, and he specifically asked me to convey his blessings to you." Stephen said this to David in front of David's father-in-law when he presented the book.

What Tommy sent was a new book "Discovering God in America" ​​by well-known biographer Wayne Handke, which tells the story of Ms. Ottilia Farrell's charity activities.

Among Otilia's long list of titles in the book, the most important one is that she is the youngest board member of the New World Foundation in its decades of existence.

"Otilia failed to come to your wedding and told me to convey her blessings to you. I asked her that when we hold the wedding, she should be free to attend. At that time, you can question her face to face. Why is she too busy to come and bless you in person?" This is what Tommy said when he presented the book to David in front of David's father-in-law.

After the two of them gave away the gifts, David's father-in-law looked at David with a completely different look.

One is the son of a former assistant secretary of health, and the other is the fiancé of a board member of the New World Foundation, a stronghold of the Democratic Party.

With this status, David's father-in-law had only one thought: David Schaeffer absolutely loved his daughter.

"You know that if you inherit your father-in-law's political legacy, it means giving up your Democratic position, right?" Stephen held a cigarette in his mouth, stretched lazily, and asked David: "I Let me make it clear first, although I said I support you when I helped you scare your father-in-law, if you run for office on behalf of the Republican Party, you will never receive a donation check from me, because I will chop me to death with a knife."

The Stephen family has always been staunch supporters of the Democratic Party.

"Stephen and I are in a similar situation. Otilia is a director of the New World Foundation, and her position is very important." Tommy also said from the side: "You'd better handle your position properly."

"You should have said earlier that you can control everything now, so I don't have to marry this woman!" David Shafer cursed softly in his mouth and said unhappily: "Especially fucking Tommy, even if two people Months ago, you let me know that Otilia became the director of the New World Foundation! After I heard about this, I felt that tomorrow’s singles party had lost its appeal.”

A group of CS gang men have prepared a bachelor party for David in Atlantic City tomorrow. After all, it is more open there. The other CS members will go there directly. Only Tommy and Stephen will accompany him to Atlantic City tomorrow. .

Tommy came from Los Angeles, and Stephen had stayed in Atlanta before. This bastard didn't know why, but he had a strong interest in movies. He wrote a script and was contacting directors and film companies all over the world to see if there were any opportunities. The film atmosphere in Atlanta is very strong when it comes to the big screen. He came here to chat with several directors about his creative ideas.

"So what are you going to do after you finish your internship as an assistant in Washington, D.C.?" Tommy asked David.

"My father-in-law asked me to be the campaign manager of a Republican candidate for Georgia's insurance commissioner. He thought I was smart enough to help him come up with some unexpected ways to campaign." David walked over to Tommy and sat down. He stopped and said, "If I had known about Otilia's influence on the Democratic Party, I would not have done such a stupid thing."

"I just didn't expect that you would have the opportunity to sacrifice your body fat so soon for the support of a state legislator father-in-law." Tommy stood up and left the sofa, moving his hands and feet to prevent David from squeezing himself off the sofa:

"It's not my fault."

"Of course it's your and Stephen's fault. The two of you went to the far west coast, while the rest of us are studying on the east coast. We always find time to meet and get together a few times every year. Just the two of you, it seems like we are in this world. It's like evaporating." David said unhappily.

Except for Stephen and Tommy, everyone else in the CS gang basically stayed on the East Coast to attend college.

Chris, a gambler, successfully fulfilled the wish of his father, a mathematician and professor, by virtue of summer camp activities. He entered Columbia University, an Ivy League school that his father did not enter, majoring in mathematics. He is currently preparing to study computer science at Stanford University. A professional graduate student, he continues to study game theory and theoretical probability, and tries to use computer software to simulate poker games to improve his understanding of poker games.

BigBaby Frank followed his Italian mother's advice and enrolled in New York University. Now he is a graduate student in business school. After graduation, he will become a gentle scum in the financial circle wandering on Wall Street in New York.

Batman Kevin also went to New York University like Frank, but because he lost his athletic ability, he finally chose to major in acting at the School of Art. Now he works as an improv stand-up comedian in a high-end comedy club in Long Island, New York. By the way, this cool guy The strong man who likes to run to deliver justice and beat down unlucky thieves when he is unhappy is now named Kevin James.

Queen Catherine, who studied economics at Cornell University in New York, now works in the family business in New Hampshire.

Vixen Zoe studied linguistics at Tufts University near Boston and now works as a newscaster at WORC TV station in Worcester, Massachusetts.

Plus Dennis, who is studying at the United States Military Academy in West Point, New York, and Pam, who is taking a naval engineering course at the Naval Academy of Engineering in Rhode Island.

Indeed, except for Tommy and Stephen, everyone in CS is on the east coast.

Tommy even knew that those guys in New York often met and had parties.

"Forget it, don't talk about those unhappy things." David shook his head, then lay on the sofa and fell asleep, still muttering: "Where is the girl? I want to do it again. , F*ck, I can only face that ugly woman for the rest of my life... I don’t want to face that ugly woman... I want to use the precious time I have left before entering the marriage cage on something that should be used better..."

"You were in Atlanta and helped David arrange for a group of country girls to empty his body?" Tommy saw David drunk and turned to Stephen and asked:

"You should let him maintain his strength. I asked Dennis to go to Atlantic City in advance and book the entire *** resort hotel. Now the person in charge of the hotel is selecting girls according to our taste. It is said that some of them will come from Las Vegas. I was transferred temporarily from the branch."

"Do you think I can only arrange country girls?" Hearing Tommy question his taste, Stephen said dissatisfiedly: "I am the VIP guest of Mrs. Hollywood, do you understand?"

The Hollywood Madam he calls is a special title that belongs to a woman named Elizabeth Adams, who is the mother of many Hollywood actresses.

At least more than a hundred actresses working in Hollywood, California, accept the arrangements of the Hollywood Madam to do some shameful part-time sex business after filming.

Let's put it this way, there is a saying among Hollywood actresses: If even your wife is unwilling to take you to various large-scale cocktail parties before you become famous, it means that you are an ugly woman not suitable for Hollywood.

It can also be seen from this sentence that many female stars will engage in this kind of business before they become really popular and earn high salaries and become superstars. And unless the female stars are willing to take off their clothes, their wives will arrange for you to start working. If you cannot meet the other party's expectations, I don't even have the qualifications to make such dirty money under her.

Even though the conditions are very harsh, many actresses are still willing to work with her, firstly because it is too easy to make money. For a TV actress with iconic appearance but average reputation, she may only get a few tens of thousands of yuan per episode for a TV series, but in Under Madam, you can earn 100,000 yuan from a few easy part-time jobs. It is not surprising that if you meet some Middle Eastern high-rollers, you will be given 100,000 yuan at a time.

The second reason is that there are no restrictions on coming and going. If one day the actress is ready to return to good life, then even if she leaves directly, the wife will not restrict her from leaving, and will keep the actress's part-time experience absolutely confidential.

The third is that the people who provide services are all big shots. My wife, who has been in this business since the 1950s, has a client list. The list includes the richest and most powerful men in the entire United States. If the actress knows how to ask for help, If the other party is happy, you can gain some benefits besides money.

This is also the reason why my wife has been able to run her business for twenty years. She is tolerant to the women under her, and her accounts have always been clear. She has been investigated and prosecuted by the police four times, but she has never revealed the name of any woman under her, nor has she disclosed anything. A customer's name.

Both her actresses and clients trust her.

It’s not easy for an actress to become her wife’s subordinate, and it’s equally not easy for a man to become her wife’s client. The most important thing is to first provide your wife with a capital verification report to prove that your net worth can support you to become her long-term client, ensuring that you He is not a poor guy who has worked hard to save tens of thousands of dollars and wants to come to Hollywood to see the world.

Stephen has a lot to say in this regard, because he is his wife's VIP client. He has done something like this before: when someone was on vacation in Switzerland, his wife could arrange for an actress to fly there overnight with just one phone call.

Just to ensure that Stephen opens his eyes and opens the door the next morning, the actress can provide takeout service as soon as possible.

Even the cost of long-distance air tickets does not need to be borne by Stephen. The wife pays it. This shows how much this guy has to spend at the other party to enjoy this kind of treatment.

"So?" Tommy asked after hearing Stephen's words.

Stephen said matter-of-factly:

"I asked my wife to send a few little stars over to entertain David. Otherwise, do you think they are just local goods that will make David drunk like this and still be obsessed with doing it again?"

"Do you think there is a possibility that if you really make a movie, then you find out that all the female Hollywood actors who participated in that movie were introduced by your wife to have slept with you?" Tommy said with a smile after hearing Stephen's words. .

"Of course it's impossible...but why the hell is it impossible! Why don't we do something crazy? Tommy! For example, let's get all the actresses who have been in movies or TV under Madam and let them fly to Atlantic City to accompany us. How about happily spending the bachelor party tomorrow night? If an actress refuses using the excuse of filming, hit her with a check! The two of us will pay for it together." Under the stimulation of alcohol, Stephen suddenly thought of an idea. , he became interested and said to Tommy. Seeing that Tommy didn't respond, he said seriously:

"Please, Tommy, don't spoil the fun. We want everyone to be here next time. It may be the next wedding that will happen in who knows how many years. What is the purpose of making money? In order to drive the most luxurious car and live in The most expensive mansion, the most beautiful woman. Only when you spend money on all of these, will you feel better. Moreover, we haven't seen you all for a long time, so we treat it as a small gift for a long-awaited reunion to commemorate everyone's youth and frivolity. "

"That's not a small amount of money. Although I'm not Madam's client, I know that her girls are charged according to their popularity. Are you sure you want to hire all her actresses?" Tommy saw Stephen's excitement. The way he looked, he knew that if he didn't agree, the bastard would bear the bill alone to complete the matter.

Stephen nodded: "Of course, don't spoil the fun, Tommy. You are on vacation, so of course you have to enjoy life."

"I am the chairman of the CSLS committee. My opinion is..." Tommy looked at Stephen and nodded:

"I'll bear all the expenses for this conquest of Hollywood."

Why is it that my brain circuit when writing about conquering Hollywood is different from other people's... Damn it~~ Others rely on their charm to conquer female stars, and their writing is soul-stirring. But when I hold it in for a long time, I come up with the most vulgar ideas and throw money at them. They lie down...