America 1982

This venue hall with sixteen granite pillars looks like the pinnacle of Roman Empire circular dome architecture, the Pantheon.

On top of the majestic circular dome, in addition to the gorgeous lighting installations, the designer carefully painted gorgeous images of the gods. Together with the Roman sculptures in the hall that are as tall as a person, at this moment, under the light, it seems like As if the gods came to life, they looked at the people in the venue with compassion.

At this time, the music had stopped, and the women who had been active in the hall had already left. The men attending the meeting gathered together with champagne in their hands and turned their attention to the high platform in the venue.

In the corners around the hall, dozens more figures wearing black hooded robes, whose faces and figures cannot be seen clearly, have appeared. They stand quietly behind the sixteen granite pillars, just like those sculptures, but through the knee-length A section of white calves and various high-heeled shoes were deliberately exposed under the robe, vaguely reminding everyone in the hall that they were different from the statues.

Representatives of David's friends from elementary school, middle school, and college have finished speaking. Now it's Tommy Hawke's turn, as the representative of the CS gang, to talk about David, who he considers his good brother.

"Thank you to those friends who just gave such a high evaluation to David, a mentally retarded person. Are you sure they are his real friends and not actors he paid to hire? Okay, just kidding, David Schaeffer, there is no doubt that , he is a true leader and our dearest friend." Tommy held the microphone sanctimoniously, stood on the high platform of the venue, smiled evilly at everyone in the audience and said:

"When I first became friends with him, I knew that he must be the future leader of the United States. That was still in St. Vincent."

Hearing him mention this name, several men in the CS group in the front row laughed loudly, and Kevin said with joy: "About him and Chris, every time I recall it, I am overjoyed."

"Yes, I'm surprised that that incident didn't make David give up the idea of ​​entering politics." Chris said seriously next to him.

Tommy laughed on the stage and talked about David's embarrassing experiences in summer camp: "When David attended the CS gang's summer camp in St. Vincent, he served as the interior minister of that country, but he always felt that the position of interior minister could not give full play to his potential. He has potential, and the position of Finance Minister is the most suitable for him because he is poor enough."

"It was just that the position of Finance Minister at that time belonged to another good friend of David, Chris. David found Chris and said to him, I think we can have a fair election and canvass votes from the citizens of Kingston, and the final vote count is high. Yes, he serves as finance minister and controls the financial power of this country. The one with the lowest number of votes goes to serve as interior minister and is responsible for helping Prime Minister Tommy Hawke repair the table leg in his office that is always unstable. Uh, I forgot about myself. Introducing, I'm Tommy Hawke."

"Chris couldn't bear to be bothered and finally agreed. So, the two guys happily formed their own campaign teams and planned campaign rallies to canvass votes. You may not know that Kingston is actually not as big as today's venue. The entire capital There is only one open space in the so-called square. Unsurprisingly, David and Chris's first campaign rallies were arranged there, and they were held at the same time. The two sanctimonious guys performed there to shake hands with the citizens and kiss children. St. Vincent is a tropical country with unpredictable weather, but it rained heavily in the middle of their rally. Chris is from California, and California often encounters such temporary rains, which gave him experience Rich immediately led his team like wild dogs on the loose and ran into a nearby building to take shelter from the rain. David was different. David was from Georgia on the east coast. He was very pragmatic and continued in the rain as planned. Interacting with citizens and delivering an exciting campaign speech in the rain, he felt that he would definitely defeat Chris, who had given up on voting because of the rain, until he accidentally overheard a conversation between two Kingston citizens after the performance. "

"The conversation was very brief. A citizen said to his companion that a heavy rain will let us know who to vote for. The companion said, yes, it is impossible for us to vote for an idiot who doesn't know how to take shelter when it rains. "

The people below suddenly burst into laughter.

After Tommy finished telling the joke, he pointed to the aisle next to him and introduced to the audience: "Everyone, let us welcome the absolute protagonist of tonight, the dearest friend of all of us, David Schaeffer!"

As Tommy finished speaking, David appeared on the high platform with an amiable and fat look. He hugged and shook hands with Tommy, then took Tommy's microphone. After watching Tommy come off the stage, he turned to look at everyone:

"Thank you all for coming to my bachelor party, and thank you to Tommy Hawke just now, F*ckYou! Tommy! Don't think I don't know, you were instigated by those bastards from the CS Gang and deliberately robbed me to prepare for yourself Just a joke to warm up, and you want me to keep my story short so that you bastards have more time to chat with girls? Just in your dreams, I will treat tonight as a simulation of attending a Congressional hearing. If I don’t have four hours, don’t even think about it. Shut me up."

"First of all, let me state that I am definitely not the leader, Tommy is. That guy is the best candidate for the future President of the United States. As we all know, the President of the United States is a position that only the most shameless guy in the United States can be qualified for. So far, I have not been able to do so. Find a second presidential candidate who can compete with Tommy."

"And I have met the president. Really, it was one summer when I was a child. Two of my classmates and I were riding bicycles home from school. On the way, we heard a cry for help. It turned out that an old man had fallen into the lake and was about to drown. , the three of us finally rescued him, and then we found out that the guy was our president, Mr. Nixon. He was grateful to the three of us and told us that no matter what we asked for, he could help us achieve it. He was the United States President, one of my classmates said, I want ten thousand dollars, Mr. President. Mr. Nixon immediately gave him ten thousand dollars. The second classmate said, I want a sports car to pick up girls, and Mr. Nixon immediately gave it to him. A late-model luxury sports car.”

"It was my turn, and I, David Schaeffer, said, give me a fucking wheelchair that can carry my body perfectly, Mr. President! The President was confused, and he said to me, David, you If you are not a disabled person or a patient, why do you need a wheelchair? I said to him, you know what? Mr. President, if I, who resisted the Vietnam War, knew that I saved you, I would become a disabled person."

Seeing David Shafer's performance, Tommy applauded vigorously.

David took the microphone and said with a smile: "I am very grateful to you all for coming from afar to attend my party. I am grateful to Tommy for exclusively bearing the expenses of this party. In return, Tommy, one day I really become the president, and I will try my best to avoid it." Fall into the river and give your children a chance to save me before you break their legs. You’re welcome.”

"Finally, after tonight, I will bid farewell to my carefree single years. Maybe there will be a better and sweeter future waiting for me, but that is not important. The most important thing is that we must live in the present and enjoy ourselves in time." David Schaeffer took a deep breath for the last time, held the microphone with both hands, and shouted with a fierce expression: "I declare that David's party night has officially begun! Where is my commemorative kiss!"

With his roar, music, and electronic fireworks instantly filled the entire venue hall.

At this time, the women, all wearing knee-length black hooded robes, whose appearance and figure were completely invisible, walked with light steps towards the high platform where David was standing.

The men in the venue all looked at these mysterious women. Although they couldn't see clearly their figures, they could only reveal a smooth and white calf wrapped in a tight robe, as well as various high-heeled shoes. On the contrary, it adds to the appeal.

"Point those damn lenses at him!" Stephen shouted at the photographers in the crowd holding long guns and short cannons: "Record these precious moments for me so that his wife can see David clearly. Charm!"

David dragged his fat body on the stage, twisting his body to the music, while the women lined up to board the high stage like models stepping onto a fashion show. The first woman walked up to David and pulled hard He took off his robe, revealing his gorgeous evening gown and dazzling blond hair, which won the exclamations of all the men in the room!

Under the envious gazes of all the men, the woman took the initiative to move towards David, turned his face and gave him a sweet kiss.

Then he held David in his arms, posed in a charming pose, and looked at the camera.

Several flash lights came on to quickly record this beautiful moment.

The first woman Tingting left in a whisper, and the second woman came in charmingly. Like the first woman, she took off her robe, revealing her sexy dress, and left a sweet kiss on David's face.

This is the kiss-asking stranger game that is now popular in the United States at farewell single parties. On the day before the wedding, try to get as many kisses and blessings from the opposite sex as possible. At the same time, these photos can also prove to your significant other that you are not an unattractive waste. , just because he loved her, he chose her among countless women.

However, the average young man's kissing game with strangers can really only be a small-scale kissing game, with a few bar girls, loose friends of the opposite sex, etc., there is no David Shaffer tonight. In such a huge scene, dozens of women were queuing up to kiss him.

The dozens of women in front are just models provided by the hotel and unknown 18th-tier actresses. They are not well-known, and the men at the venue have already seen their appearance before, so most of the time, although the men Their eyes were envious, but their expressions were relatively calm.

It wasn't until the well-known Hollywood actresses that Stephen helped CS guys to arrange began to appear on stage that the venue set off wave after wave of climaxes.

Starting from Lisa Burnett, who participated in the phenomenal sitcom "The Cosbys", to Melissa Brennan, the third generation Jennifer Horton was also voted for by many male viewers. The most beautiful is Holden, followed by Laura Dern, the blonde girl-next-door Andy who accompanies the protagonist in "Blue Velvet".

These actresses who appeared on the stage were completely different from the young actors who came on stage to offer kisses. When chatting at the venue, those actresses also had to introduce which film and television dramas they had filmed in order to make the men try to recall her performance in them.

But at this moment, these actresses don't need any introduction. When they take off their robes to reveal their appearance, men can immediately remember who she is.

This is the difference between actresses and actresses. In particular, these actresses have never appeared at the venue before. This is also the reason why the men are stunned. They had already thought that the girls who appeared tonight were amazing enough. Models, high-end Girls and actresses are all attractive to men, but now, it seems that those women are no longer worth mentioning...

When Diane Lane took off her robe and stood on the high platform with a smile and hugged David, the shock and exclamation of the whole audience reached its peak. Not only the men present, but also the band, the models, and the young actors were all afraid Believing expression.

That's Diane Lane, one of the four dream lovers in the eyes of American teenagers. Which man here didn't do some inappropriate things to her posters when he was a teenager?

Her appearance caused Stephen's pair of French twin models, who appeared next, to be somewhat ignored. After all, no matter how beautiful and stunning they were, they were just ordinary women from France and had no reputation in the United States.

It was not until Michelle Pfeiffer, who came on stage as the last one, that she barely outshone Diane Lane.

Michelle Pfeiffer, the heroine of "Scarface", "Scarface" is not the young people starring Diane Lane playing house and falling in love. Both children and the elderly can enter the film industry. The movie I watched was an X-rated movie, and it was one of the top ten X-rated movies in the United States that year. Countless teenagers tried their best to get into the movie theater just to see this movie.

In the movie, she is the gangster's wife. She charms the protagonist Al Pacino and kills the gangster who supports her for her.

She doesn't need much acting skills, she is just pretty enough. She just needs to wear a low-cut V-neck dress, sit there quietly holding a cigarette, and glance at her with a provocative look that implies loneliness and desire. Don't Talking about the protagonist Tony played by Al Pacino, even any male audience will have the desire and impulse to kill his own boss and then suppress the gangster sister-in-law.

Unlike other women, Michelle Pfeiffer did not leave with a kiss. Instead, she lit a cigar and handed it to David's mouth. Then she kissed him gently on the face, turned around, and met David. Together, they looked generously at the people in the audience.

This action told everyone that other men had better stay away from her tonight. Her male companion was David Schaeffer, and she was the heroine of tonight's party.

In the venue, the slower-thinking men were still dazzled by these female stars, while the quick-thinking ones had already begun to cast their sights on the young man who David Schafer said was responsible for this expense, Tommy Hawke.

Tommy had heard Stephen tell the story of Michelle Pfeiffer. This woman was from California. Her mother was a housewife and her father was an air-conditioning repairman. After graduating from high school, she first worked as a salesperson in a supermarket and later attended a community college. She joined a sorority at community college, and that sorority introduced her to a new world. She originally studied shorthand clerkships, but then decided to pursue a career in acting and participated in the Miss Orange Pageant and the Miss Los Angeles Pageant, California. Miss pageant and other beauty pageants, the best result is the sixth place in the Miss California pageant.

Although the results of the competition were unsatisfactory, she saw the dirty behind the California beauty pageant, that is, no matter how beautiful a woman is, she can't get ahead without an agent or backer. For this reason, she found an agent who was a pimp in the past. People helped her open up the situation. Although this agent didn't sound like much, at that time he was the only person she could find who was willing to help her.

The agent took her to work on various Hollywood film crews, and the words he used when recommending her to directors and producers were plain and simple: "Miss Pfeiffer is willing to give everything for this job. She doesn't mind playing a slut or anything else." Women are not into female-friendly roles and they don’t mind selling their looks or bodies to make money in Hollywood.”

A non-acting female who graduated from a community college had to work harder than those professional actors if she wanted to gain a foothold in Hollywood. She was praised by many directors and producers for her large-scale and open-minded attitude. Finally, she was praised by many directors and producers. Seeing her sincerity, film producer Martin Bregman asked the director of "Scarface" to arrange for her to play the leading role.

There was also an episode at that time, that is, the director of "Scarface" refused because he felt that Michelle Pfeiffer was not worthy of the role and he had a more suitable candidate.

"Vanity Fair" magazine previously published Martin's reaction after hearing the director's rejection. It said that he didn't care about other people's eyes. He hugged Michelle Pfeiffer at the cocktail party, put his hand on her chest, and looked at the rejection calmly. A director who executes his own orders:

"I'm hugging her now, Brian, just like in the script, gangster Robles is hugging his sexy wife. The only question you need to think about now is, are you sure you are Tony in Hollywood? What if? No, either do as I say, or you don’t have to do it at all.”

However, although the "Scarface" movie became a hit and made her the gangster sister-in-law in the minds of many American men, Martin did not continue to allocate resources to her. After all, there were more women in Hollywood waiting for him to provide help. Losing With Martin's help, Michelle Pfeiffer no longer had nothing to film, but her resources were too low, and she subsequently made many bad films that were unlikely to be successful just by looking at the scripts.

So many years have passed, and when people see her, she still only has one label on her, the beautiful gangster sister-in-law in "Scarface".

In order to maintain her glamorous persona in Hollywood and avoid having to wear luxury goods when attending various dinner parties, she had to work part-time to earn some income. Last year, it was exposed by the media that she was paid to be a married woman in Hollywood. Actor John Malkovich serves.

However, because both families are insiders, Michelle's husband is an unknown actor who is worse off than she is, and John Malkovich's wife is an unknown actress, so in the end both parties agreed to disclose it to the public. , Decent said that what the media told was a complete lie, Michelle and John just discussed the script, and the other half of both parties chose to believe their lovers.

Of course, the story after announcing their trust in each other was that John Malkovich was divorced by his wife and part of John's family property was divided, and Michelle Pfeiffer's husband immediately moved out of their residence. , began to separate.

But this does not affect Michelle Pfeiffer's appearance here and continuing to make money part-time. From the perspective of an actress from a lower-class background, whether it is more artistic to strip naked in a movie or to strip naked in a guest's room, she She doesn't care, she only cares that these two things can make her money.

In this way, the bachelor party started with cheerful tunes. People danced first, then drank, then danced, and drank again, venting their strong energy...

"Crack~" Tommy sat in front of the guardrail on the second floor, smiling as he watched Page take out a powerful electric shock stick in the hall. He told someone who Page had tried to dissuade once before, but was completely disobedient. At this moment, he took off his shirt, revealing his muscles. The young man who was persuading the two beauties pressed the switch, and then the guy shook a few times, collapsed on the ground, and was dragged by Page like garbage, passing through the men and women who did not notice this scene at all, and walked out of the hall.

"Mr. Page must have true love for Martin. He obviously bought a large electric shock prod, but he was never willing to use it on Martin." Seeing this scene, Tommy smiled and took a sip of tonic water before giving his evaluation.

He doesn't care what idiosyncrasies those bastards have in his own territory or in his room, but playing crack, hemp and the like in public is not acceptable. Just look at the water stains on Dennis's stupid* crotch at this time, and you know that it is not allowed at the venue. What will happen if you listen to Mr. Page?

Basically, the more the U.S. federal government bans something, the more Americans try it, euphemistically calling it a fashion trend. This is true for crack, hemp, and the like.

Tommy doesn't intend to let everyone accompany him to become a Puritan. The main reason is that the nature of those bastards getting high in the hall is different from that of hiding in their own apartments. For example, if Dennis secretly smokes a joint of marijuana in the room, it will be fine. If someone notices and calls the police, the police will come to the door and will only investigate Dennis and the people in the room.

But if you get high in the lobby and the police come to the door, they will ask everyone present to cooperate, causing the party to end early.

The protagonist David has drunk too much. He has stripped down to his underwear and is standing in front of a statue of David. He is holding an ice file used by bartenders to polish ice balls. He is crazy. I scratched the underside of the statue and tried to polish it off.

The rest of the CS gang were not much better. Dennis was currently lying on a sofa, trying to unbutton his pants, trying to check whether his gadget had been completely damaged by Mr. Page's electricity.

A bunch of men and women gathered around Kevin and Frank, betting on which of them could drink an entire bottle of whiskey in one go and then walk across the hall without staggering to kiss at the opposite end. His own female companion.

Pam plugged in the wire plug and turned on the switch. Two light bulbs suddenly lit up on the chest of the poor black saxophone player in the band. This action earned him a scream from his female partner.

It's just that the saxophonist can no longer close his eyes affectionately when playing the saxophone. He stares nervously at the two glowing light bulbs on his chest, worried that if he is not careful, he will be electrocuted and become incontinent like Dennis.

Chris is the god in the eyes of all men. Thanks to him playing poker, at least ten innocent girls who were not afraid of death had lost to the point where they took off their clothes for everyone to feast their eyes on.

Accompanied by the twins, Stephen covered his eyes and played a game of guessing whether the other person was an older sister or younger sister by touching their bodies.

Therefore, Tommy can only be the guardian of this party to ensure that everyone can have a good time and not get into trouble.

"I'm ready to leave, if you keep your word." Diane Lane walked along the stairs, sat next to Tommy, wiped the dripping sweat from her forehead, shoulders and neck, and asked.

She had just finished dancing for a long time, and even enjoyed being accosted and drank by everyone. In the end, she even lay down on her back and was lifted up by everyone to relay around the venue. I don’t know how many invitations she rejected from men with ill intentions. She Only then did he realize that his male companion tonight seemed to be missing. After observing him for a long time, he discovered him from the second floor.

It was as if the gods painted on the dome were condescending, smiling and looking down at the crazy and wanton people in the venue.

Tommy glanced sideways at her, and then continued to focus on the venue, his voice calm: "Of course, the hotel provides a special car pick-up service."

"What are you doing?" After Diane Lane received a positive answer, she stood up and walked towards the stairs without delay. When she reached the top of the stairs, she looked back at Tommy and found that he was still looking at the hall intently, and couldn't help but ask. road.

"Three million." Tommy said a number.

"What?" Diane Lane frowned slightly and asked in confusion.

Tommy looked at her and said with a smile: "I am calculating that if the photos of these women tonight are packaged and sold, maybe "Penthouse" can be sold for about three million. In that case, my losses can be reduced a lot. .”

"..." Diane Lane felt that the words coming out of this young man's mouth were like a bucket of ice water, which instantly woke her up. She walked back and glared at Tommy: "If you do that, it will ruin everything." Everyone's reputation tonight, including your own."

"It's you who ruined them, not me. Besides, I just made random calculations and didn't really want to do it. Don't worry, miss, I keep my word, even though..." Tommy said to the other party with a calm look.

Before Tommy could finish speaking, he saw Mr. Page walking over quickly and handing him the phone in his hand: "Sir, there is a call from Miss Sophia O'Connor. She said it is very important."

"Sophia, this is Tommy." Tommy took the phone and asked.

Sophia said nervously on the phone: "Tommy, Mark just called me and his agency is in trouble."

"What trouble?" Tommy frowned slightly.

Sophia said on the phone: "Someone sent a threatening letter to his company, asking him to be careful."

"What did he do?" Tommy was slightly startled when he heard Sophia's words.

In his impression, Mark is a cautious character who rarely offends others.

Sophia said: "His agency hired a special producer for Vanessa, and carefully selected and bought several songs from the product lists of various music copyright companies, and was ready to enter the production stage, but someone contacted him , hoping that Martin would transfer the two songs they had bought. Martin did not agree and called the police. However, the police said that the sender's address was false and that the other party had no substantive behavior. The police would investigate, but it should be of no use. "

Tommy looked at Page next to him, thought for a moment, and said to Sophia on the other side of the phone: "I know, help me book a flight for tonight, and then ask my black bodyguard, Mr. Martin Hart, to pick him up."

After hanging up the phone, he said to Page: "Tidy up and let's go home. It's such a pity that the vacation ended only eight days after it started."

Then he looked at Diane Lane: "Miss, if we meet on a plane on the way, do we need to pay extra?"