America 1982

"After wasting my time for so long, it's time to do something serious and let everyone know that the fraternity is not a children's game! We are real brothers! We will give everything for each other!" The new director of the SSD fraternity Ted had a straight face, pointed at the whiteboard next to him with a straw, and said in a serious tone to the dozen fraternity members in front of him.

A dozen old birds looked at each other, then all looked at Ted. One of them frowned and asked, "What happened, Ted?"

"Tommy and Jason used their honorary privileges." Ted glanced at the companions in front of him, serious at first, then weak in the second half of the sentence: "Because these two idiots, maggots, shit Complete their math homework! They don’t want to be troubled by the professor. The professor has collected the homework before class. The two of them haven’t handed it in yet, but they are working hard to complete it. We have to wait for them to complete the homework and send it to them without the professor’s knowledge. Turn in their homework.”

Every SSD member has the privilege of honoring SSD at least once. Some members who frequently bring honor to the fraternity can even have it two or three times. When he encounters trouble that he cannot deal with temporarily, he can use the privilege and request The fraternity helps, and the fraternity can't say no.

Hearing Ted's words, everyone was a little dumbfounded. When people use this kind of privilege, they usually fail to pursue the girl they like. They hope that everyone in the fraternity will help, or they encounter various unexpected situations when dating girls. In short, they are all problems in life. Someone even used this privilege to become the emperor for a day. Then the members of the Brotherhood found ways to cooperate with him and became ministers and revolutionaries. When the privilege ended, they successfully rebelled and tormented them. The bastard of one day was guillotined.

Basically, this privilege means that you have the right to use the SSD for a one-day trip, but obviously no one has thought about using the privilege to hand in homework.

"Although those two maggots are our new brothers, I am not going to kidnap the professor for them, Ted." An old bird said decisively: "This is too exaggerated. I didn't complete my homework, and then let the brothers find a way to solve it." ?I think this cannot be done by using privileges to control the brothers to help them complete it. This is a trick."

"You're a little excited, brother." Seeing his companion's fierce tone, Ted asked curiously: "What did the two of them do to make you unhappy? To make you object?"

The other party looked at the eyes of his companions, spread his hands and said righteously: "I'm unhappy because when I didn't finish my homework last time, I didn't think of using my privileges to ask the fraternity for help. If they didn't get it, Punishment will hurt my heart.”

"Very good, if there are no problems, I will arrange the action plan. First, I need two running backs." Ted pointed to the whiteboard and said to everyone: "Whoever is the running back can now change into protective gear and running shoes. "

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In the classroom, Tommy and Jason were writing furiously. Jason asked Tommy in a low voice while writing: "Are you sure that privilege can save our lives? I don't want to receive a letter of dismissal and then be dragged away by my father." Came from Mississippi with a shotgun, killed me with one shot, and gave birth to a son to inherit the family business."

At Stanford University, late submission of homework is a very scary thing. If you submit it half a day late, go to the professor and say a few nice words to plead with him, and the other party will forgive you. For example, if you submit the homework two minutes late, maybe it is because the professor is in a bad mood. , you will be deducted two credits, or you may be unlucky and encounter a professor who has been unhappy in his family life recently, been abused or humiliated by his wife, and has no place to vent his anger. He may simply issue you an email complaining about your academic attitude. A warning letter for misconduct is even worse. An extra warning letter means that you have to work twice as hard as other students to prove yourself and make the school forgive you and give you that college diploma.

"I gave Ted an action plan. If he does what I said, there shouldn't be a big problem." Tommy whispered while biting his pen and examining the last math question in front of him.

At this time, the bell rang for the end of get out of class!

After the professor announced that get out of class was over, he picked up the homework box full of homework on the podium and walked out neatly. The other students also got up with numb expressions and rushed to the next classroom.

"Hey, two rookies, Ted said you two need help?" A veteran wearing football protective gear walked in from the outside and greeted the two.

Tommy and Jason no longer cared about talking to each other. They buried their heads and finished their homework as quickly as possible. Tommy saw Jason stop writing and grabbed the other's homework, along with his own. Opponent: "Run! Quick!"

"I never thought that I would learn rugby just to compete with a professor in his fifties one day!" The other party took the homework, cursed, turned around and rushed out of the classroom.

In the corridor outside, a fraternity member pointed to the elevator and said to the guy rushing out: "The target has taken the elevator downstairs."

"Shit!" The rugby player rushed into the stairwell with two assignments in his arms like a rugby ball, and threw the two assignments down the stairs: "I didn't catch up, it's up to you!"

The rugby players who were ready on the first floor picked up their homework and rushed out quickly. The fraternity members guarding the elevator on the first floor also reported the professor's movements in time, with a bit of trembling in their voices: "The target has walked towards the parking lot. ! Hurry! If it's any later, we'll have to kidnap the professor for the two idiots who can't finish their homework!"

The reason why the friends who were out on duty were worried is because university professors only have four to six classes a week, and the rest of the time is free to do as they please. This means that when the professor drives away, they will have no idea where the professor is going to go next, or whether he is going back to the office. Correct homework, go home to spend time with your family, or go to a dance to relieve stress.

"Pass the ball to Eric!" Ted, wearing a football uniform, walked out of the parking lot with several companions. He looked at the professor who was getting closer and closer, took a deep breath and ordered.

"Why me!" Eric took the football thrown by his companions with a puzzled expression on his face: "You want me to hit the professor with a body collision?"

"You recruited those two maggots Tommy and Jason. You are their Big, so of course you have a duty to do this kind of thing." Ted said with an innocent face.

Eric cursed, suddenly accelerated while holding the ball, and rushed forward, shouting: "Get out of the way! Stanford's best quarterback is here!"

Behind him, Ted and others were chasing after each other like crazy. It looked like a warm-up episode of a group of football players on their way to a game.

When the professor heard Eric's shout, he stood on the side of the road obediently. He couldn't help but praise these students for their vitality and making Stanford full of life.

The next second, Eric rushed over and bumped his shoulder against the professor's homework box! Fortunately, he gathered some strength and the professor was only staggered by the impact, but the homework box he was holding was directly knocked away, and the homework fell out from inside and scattered on the floor!

The companions holding Tommy and Jason's homework ran over immediately and threw the homework among the other homework before the professor came to his senses.

Others gathered around to greet the professor, and helped clean up the homework on the floor. At the same time, they took the opportunity to humiliate Eric with various vicious words. The shocked professor looked at the dozen strong young people in front of him, and finally did not choose to get angry. He took the collected homework box with a gloomy face and looked at the culprit Eric:

"May I have your name?"

"Eric Bell." Eric lowered his head with an open-minded expression: "Professor, I can accompany you to the infirmary to check your body. I am very sorry that my reckless actions just now frightened you. "

"No, Eric, I forgive you. You'd better be glad you didn't take my class, otherwise I promise you won't have time to play rugby again." After saying that, the professor took over the reorganized homework box. , walked haughtily towards the parking lot.

Ted waited for the professor to go away, and said to Eric, who had just breathed a sigh of relief and was lucky to have escaped: "You guess if the professor walked to his car and found that all four tires were flat, he would first be suspicious. who?"

"Why? Who did it?" Eric heard Ted's voice and looked at him desperately.

Ted patted Eric on the shoulder: "To be on the safe side, try to delay as much time as possible, Tommy said."

"That idiot had better not show up in front of me within two weeks." Eric said depressedly.

Tommy, who witnessed everything from the classroom window, said to Jason: "Your dad probably won't have to have another child this time, but it's hard to say, because next time you spray beer and I play table tennis to bring glory to SSD, all the homework You can only rely on yourself, it’s best not to have such an accident happen again.”

"It would be great if college homework and exams could be as easy as spraying beer." Jason breathed a sigh of relief and said with emotion as he looked out the window at the figures of the SSD brothers who were quickly evacuating.

"Superman only has one S, but students from prestigious schools need to get three S, which means we are better than Superman." Tommy patted him on the shoulder, turned and walked out of the classroom: "I have to do something, End this life as soon as possible."

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