American Comics: Double Thor Comparison, Odin Is Envious
082 Johnny: It's Only 50 Meters...Fuck!
【Scorching sun, noon!】
【Bang bang bang!】
[There was a rapid knock on the broken wooden door, and in a room full of wine bottles, Johnny Blazer sat up with his chicken coop on his head. 】
[Before he could speak irritablely, an old man's even more irritable voice came from outside the door:]
【"Get up, you drunkard!"】
【"Come to live!"】
【Johnny, who was about to scold a few words, suddenly came to his senses. 】
【He sat up from the sofa, kicked away a few wine bottles, walked quickly to the door and opened it, looked at the old man who had already bald and said:】
【"What job, John?"】
【"You know I don't pick up convoys, it's too uncomfortable to be in the sun!!"】
【The old man took a mouthful of phlegm:】
【"You're fucking starving to death, and you're still picking and choosing!"】
【"Damn it, you still owe me 3 months rent!"】
【Johnny shrugged and said he would pay it back. 】
【John rolled his eyes and said:】
【"As luck would have it, a big boss in town is putting on an anniversary show for the casino. 17]
【"I don't know where I heard that you are a stunt driver, someone is here!】
【"How to say?" Johnny asked excitedly. 】
【John holds out five fingers:】
【"5000 knives, 70 meters, you can bring your own motorcycle, or the casino provides it!"】
【Johnny smiled confidently:】
【"Small idea!"】
【"I didn't blow it, I flew 90 meters, 27 cars!"】
【"90 meters? You flew 90 meters and died a long time ago!" The old man took another mouthful of phlegm, and then said:】
【"Be careful with him, Texans!"】
【After speaking, the old man slapped a name tag on Johnny, then left cursing. 】
【Johnny doesn't care about this stubborn old man. 】
[Although he once saved the other party's life, he felt that it was just a matter of convenience. 】
[Less than an hour later, wearing the only clean leather jacket, Johnny rode his Harley to the address recorded on the business card. 】
【He was greeted by a middle-aged man with a tall hairline and a female assistant who looked very hot. As for the boss, he didn't see him at all. 】
[When he was happy to leave with a deposit of 500 knives, a man pushed the door and entered. 】
【"Master Thor, he agreed, and he didn't even look at whether I reported his insurance or not."】
[Phil Coulson laughs, pointing at the papers on the table. 】
【Natasha Romanoff couldn't help but rolled her eyes, a flaming skull probably wouldn't be able to fall to her death no matter what, it's just insurance. 】
[Thor nods:]
【"As long as he agrees."】
[In doing this kind of thing, he has to admit that this S.H.I.E.L.D is indeed more convenient than Kamar-Taj. 】
[As the king who helps him deal with Kamar-Taj's various trivial matters, his pockets are almost cleaner than his face. 】
[I went to some wheat or something once, and he was the one who treated the guests. 】
【S.H.I.E.L.D is different. 】
【Casino, relationships, funds, and performance rights are all handled comfortably for him. 】
[Other than Phil Coulson and Natasha Romanoff, he didn't want to have anything to do with each other. 】
[But now it seems that it is still useful. 】
【At this moment, Natasha Romanoff asked puzzledly:】
【"Master Thor, why did you ask him to perform?"】
【"With your strength, you can just grab him directly."】
【"Oh, by the way, the director asked me to ask the latter sentence."】
【S.H.I.E.L.D doesn't want such a dangerous person hanging out, but judging from the report, it may be very difficult to catch. 】
[It would be great if Thor can solve it. 】
【Phil Coulson said he heard nothing, but Thor didn't care, just said lightly:】
【"It doesn't make any sense to catch him."】
【"As for why you asked him to perform, you will see why tomorrow."】
[Natasha Romanoff nodded, indicating that she would just reply to Nick Fury. 】
[(....)
【the next day. 】
【 huge amounts of At the moment the stadium was full of tourists. 】
[Motorcycle stunts, superstar singing, talk shows...]
[For them who came to play, it was a worthwhile trip to have such a lively event. 】
【soon. 】
[The motorcycle stunts that require venue construction will start first. 】
[Johnny was not the only driver who was invited, but he was the only one who jumped the 50-meter distance. 】
[After more than half an hour, it was his turn to play. 】
[The longest two ends of the stadium have already erected slopes, and there are ten helicopters in the middle! 】
【Looking at this familiar yet unfamiliar scene, Johnny still couldn't help being a little excited. 】
[He only had this skill in his life, but it became what he is now due to various accidents. 】
【Definitely, he never thought about returning to this profession. 5000 USD is enough for him to drink for a while after paying off the rent. 】
[And from the throbbing hunger hunting of the soul, he is not suitable for 'famous' either. 】
【Buzz!!】
[With the low roaring sound of the engine, the accelerator is getting faster and faster. 】
【"It's only 50 meters...Small."】
【Johnny smiled confidently under the helmet, and then suddenly released the brake!】
【boom!!】
【The wild Harley let out a loud roar, and then went out like a cheetah!】
[In the stadium, the acceleration platform is only 100 meters long, and the breathing space has come to the end! 】
【Immediately jump out!】
【Then is the familiar 227 upright body, adjust the posture, and control the wind resistance angle!】
【10 meters! Still very simple!】
[20 meters! The feeling of the wind brushing across the cheeks is pretty good. 】
[30 meters, um... there is something wrong with the angle, please adjust it. 】
【40, something is wrong...the wind resistance is a bit big!】
【Why so big!!?】
【50 meters!】
[50 meters did not pass. 】
【Johnny drew a parabola in the air with his motorcycle, and then fell down at 49 meters!】
【"Fack!"】
【Johnny uttered an incomprehensible curse and fell to the ground, his head was twisted 180 degrees, and he fell to the ground motionless!】
[The stadium was quiet for a full three seconds, and then there were piercing screams one after another!]
[VIP room. 】
【Looking at this scene, Phil Coulson was silent for a second and then said:】
【"He should read the insurance policy."】
ps: In the afternoon, the pain suddenly disappeared, and I felt alive.
There may not be any more tonight. I guess I can fall asleep at seven o'clock. I am really sleepy. I have been struggling a lot these days.
I will start supplementing tomorrow, 15,000 a day.
ps2: This article is set according to the comics, Johnny is related to the power medal. .
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