American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander

"Ah!"

Listening to the call of the flat-headed brother, Deadpool spread his hands in frustration.

"Dangdangdang~, this is the most Wolverine-like Wolverine I have ever seen, but unfortunately, he is still not the kind I want!"

"And this one can't even be beaten, otherwise it will at least attract animal protection, rbq, let's go!"

Donton grabbed Deadpool casually, and then came to another Wolverine from the flames.

The moment they appeared, Wolverine in yellow and black battle clothes happened to stretch out his claws in the forest.

Although his claws were a bit abrupt, Donton still nodded with satisfaction. This is the most qualified Wolverine so far.

Normal body, normal species, normal age, looks extremely normal.

Strange, when did even normal become a qualified standard?

While thinking, Donton patted Wade on the shoulder.

"I think this is good, what do you think?"

"I think it's great, this is it, I'll go now..."

"Roar!!! Hulk is very angry!!!"

Before Deadpool finished speaking, an aggressive roar came from behind them.

At the same time, Deadpool turned his head sluggishly and looked at the huge Hulk.

He asked Donton hesitantly.

"So, this is Hulk vs. Wolverine?"

After saying that, he casually raised his middle finger to the Hulk.

"Fuck you, idiot, I'm the fucking savior of Marvel!"

As soon as the voice fell, Deadpool immediately squatted on the ground, while Wolverine raised his claws and rushed towards Hulk, and Hulk also jumped and rushed towards Wolverine.

As for Donton, who was caught in the middle, he saw him grab Wolverine's claws with his left hand, and directly blocked Hulk's fist with his right hand!

Bang!!!

After a loud bang, all the trees within nearly 200 meters were swept and broken by the violent shock wave, and even Deadpool was blasted out by this force.

He was seen giving a thumbs up to Downton while flying backwards, and said.

"So this is what you mean by bullying, damn it.

But let's not disturb them!"

After that, Deadpool opened the portal directly from behind him and disappeared.

At the same time, Downton suddenly picked up Wolverine and used his body to smash Hulk out.

As Hulk flew, Downton spat into his palm.

Then, he tidied up Wolverine's messy hair, and then appeared behind Deadpool from the flames.

At this moment, Deadpool did not appear in the new universe.

He was sitting decadently next to a tomb made of rubble.

Of course, this tomb had been dug up by Deadpool, and there were even countless silver-shining adamantium and golden bones scattered around the tomb.

Some bones were stained with blood. It was obvious that this must have been done by Deadpool.

When Deadpool saw Downton appear, he sighed dejectedly, then pointed to the scattered bones in the distance and said.

"Welcome to the Marvel 1305 universe where I am."

"What?"

Hearing this, Downton was slightly stunned.

"Are you sure your universe is code-named 1305?"

"Why not? My universe is one, three, zero and five..."

"Fuck!"

Downton raised his middle finger unhappily, and then looked at the adamantium bones on the ground with appreciation.

"It's a pity that once the adamantium alloy is shaped, it can't change its shape again, otherwise I will definitely take Logan's bones back and make a set of battle clothes."

"Fuck!"

Hearing Downton's words, Deadpool raised his middle finger unhappily.

"You are even worse than me. I just tied Logan's claw to my hand and stuck it into someone else's penis to pretend that I am Wolverine.

And you are going to melt his bones directly!"

As he said this, Deadpool picked up a piece of Logan's bone dejectedly and swung it around in boredom.

Logan: I'm going to work!

In short, while playing with the bones, Deadpool sighed melancholy.

On the side, Downton came to Deadpool with Wolverine's claw in his hand and poked his head with it.

"Come on, man, you can be so depressed?

We just went around in several universes, but I still don't know what happened in your universe. Can you tell me?"

"Tsk!"

Facing Downton's words, Deadpool raised a middle finger in boredom and asked quickly.

"You know my story, don't tell me you haven't watched my movie!

You are not from our universe at all, that's why I brought you here.

If I can't find a qualified Logan to maintain my timeline, I can at least find some comfort from you, the intruder."

"Uh..."

Listening to Deadpool's words, Donton was slightly stunned, and then shook his head unhappily.

"To be honest, when I started traveling through the universe, your movie hadn't been released yet."

"Fuck!"

Hearing this, Deadpool raised his middle finger twice in frustration, and then said.

"I don't allow you to have never seen such a good movie, man, if everyone can't see me like you, I'm afraid it won't be long before I have to do odd jobs in other movies to make a living.

Anyway, I went through a lot of shit, fell in love with a woman, lost her, and then I saved her.

But... after she came back to me, she chose to leave me, because it was my existence that forced her to be shot again and again, and I could only make her feel pain.

Or was it because she was tired of my little tricks?

Although I have a lot of tricks, it's almost the same after playing for two years. Every middle-aged man will have a similar dilemma, that is, how to let her play, or... how to let himself play with her.

I don't know how others deal with it, anyway, I don't have any good way.

So, I broke up with Vanessa, although we still often have sex together, but it's different.

In order to win back Vanessa, I decided to find a job and be a good person, such as joining the Avengers.

But unfortunately, Happy in the 616 universe doesn't like me, and he might just tear up my office.

I really don't understand where he gets such a big temper, he himself is just a hero assistant, not even an Avenger.

Just because he made an Iron Man movie, damn it, I prefer to think that it was Robert's credit.

Anyway, damn it, I was rejected by the X-Men first, and then by the Avengers. No one wanted to team up with me, except my favorite Peter.

So, I became a used car salesman, selling fucking Toyota cars all day long.

By the way, I curse those people who took advantage of their impotence to secretly develop the Odyssey, a damn car that doesn't respond even if the accelerator is stepped on to the bottom, and can make all men experience the feeling of impotence! "

At this point, Deadpool turned his face to the air on the side, and then hit his head hard against the air, making a sound of breaking glass.

Looking at Deadpool in such a situation, Donton grinned, and then his slight smile turned into a crazy laugh.

After laughing, he immediately patted Deadpool on the shoulder and asked.

"Then what, haha, I like your story. "

"Then, when I finished another fucking failed day, my friends came to celebrate my unfinished birthday.

Before I had time to talk about love with Vanessa at the birthday party, the guy from the Time Management Bureau knocked on my door.

And... Fuck!!!"

At this point, Deadpool jumped up suddenly, then rushed to Logan's skull and kicked the skull out like a ball.

"Huh!"

Deadpool finally sighed comfortably, then returned to Downton and said.

"The guy named Paradox from the Time Management Bureau told me that my timeline will soon be forgotten!

Because every multiverse has an anchor point that is concerned about the entire universe. No matter how happy other people in the universe are, as long as that anchor point disappears, everyone else will disappear with the universe!

Damn it, my movie is called Deadpool, but the anchor point in my universe is the damn damn Logan!!!

After all, everyone loves Wolverine, fuck it! "

"That's it, man. Because Logan has lived long enough, everything I have must be sacrificed with his sacrifice!

As for time, damn it, there are less than seventy-one hours left.

Either I will find a new Wolverine in another universe and let him become the anchor of our universe again.

Or I can only watch Vanessa's little ass completely disappear into ashes!"

At this point, Deadpool suddenly straightened his hips and waved to Downton.

"Let's go, my god of the audience, let me sacrifice more fun to you, and you bless me to find a way to save my universe!"

"No problem, and I'm glad to see that you have regained your motivation. We really have the same taste, haha!"

Downton laughed and patted Deadpool's shoulder, and the two of them instantly came behind another Wolverine.

And the Wolverine in front of them...

There were obviously two more people behind him, but he was too lazy to move, but disdainfully picked up the whiskey and drank a whole half bottle in one gulp.