American Comics: Fishing All Over The World, Starting As Homelander

Why use the word YIYE?

It must be because these agents just caught a pervert in a tights with Nick Fury.

One thing to say.

They now have a bit of a psychological shadow over people wearing tight clothes.

God knows where the guy who calls himself Deadpool came from, not just selling all kinds of bloody human organs on the street.

and.

They also provide a paid replacement service for that thing... Can you do whatever you want if you have super ability? If you don't agree, you will take out your penis and cut it off! The director called that guy a pervert, which is a bit euphemistic. I'm afraid it's the real pervert. When I come, I say I can’t stand it!

"Why are there always such weirdly dressed people popping up!"

"Damn it!"

"Her whole body is on fire and it hasn't melted yet! Is she another guy whose physical fitness is so exaggerated that it's scarier than steel!"

Nick. Fury At the moment, looking at the surveillance screen, even though the object was falling at a high speed, it was still clearly visible that it was a human figure.

All he wanted to do was shout Maja Fake a hundred times in a row.

Having a Superman is not enough.

Are you going to get a second equally exaggerated guy for him?

this world!

Destroy it quickly!

It's all fake! S.H.I.E.L.D is fake! Superman is fake! This angry woman is fake too!

By the way! The pager in my trouser pocket is also fake!

In my original training as an agent, I was never taught how to deal with these supernatural events.

and.

It also involves Angel, a supernatural being who is extremely terrifying in a religious sense.

S.H.I.E.L.D.

It's really a bit overwhelming.

"What are they all about!"

Although Nick. Fury's mentality was a little explosive at the moment, he was still a well-trained agent, so he didn't really start to mess up like that.

Definitely.

It's not that he has a bad mentality.

God knows how many times he wanted to press the pager in his pants pocket - if he hadn't had strong self-control, he would have called S.H.I.E.L.D for final rescue.

"Look! I guessed it right! It's really an alien girl!" Deadpool, who was locked in the iron cage, was excited.

He constantly shook the guardrails of the iron cage, making a crackling sound, and shouted loudly to Nick. Fury outside with an extremely surprised voice.

"Braised Eggman! Let Uncle Deadpool out! Uncle Deadpool is going to see if the alien girl has seven heart-beating organs!"

Deadpool yelled. 16

At the same time, he was trying to squeeze out from the narrow gap between the iron bars.

Obviously.

He is doing useless work.

Even if S.H.I.E.L.D pulls his hips, he will definitely not make such a stupid mistake.

It is absolutely impossible to put a prisoner in a cell that he can sneak out of.

"Shut up! If you keep yelling at me! I'll send you to be a test subject right away!" Nick. Fury was upset by the noise made by Deadpool.

"Okay! Okay! I have experience! Senior experimental subjects! The kind with certificates!"

Deadpool didn't know where he pulled out a certificate that looked fake.

[Expert-level experimental subject: I have sufficient experimental subject experience. I can not only help researchers provide ideas, but also conduct experiments on myself to achieve the level of automation industry that meets the scientific level of the 21st century. 】

Good guy.

There are actually people who make such certificates.

Nick. Fury was once again shocked by the pervert in tights in front of him.

However.

He also knew that now was not the time to complain about this guy.

Compared to a pervert with a bad mouth and self-castration...it is obvious that the life flying in from outside the earth is what he needs to pay most attention to now.

The other party is friend or foe.

Or is it the vanguard of some cosmic civilization?

These are unknown things.

Just in case.

What a scout for cosmic civilization.

Then the earth is really going to be in trouble——Nick. Fury remembers that Captain Marvel went to an alien planet, so he is very aware of the existence of aliens.

this universe.

Humanity is not alone.

and.

between civilizations.

It is definitely difficult to build trust in unfamiliar relationships.

Nick. Fury's favorite work is "The Three-Body Problem", which comes from the serialized story that the problematic newspaper owner once published in the newspaper.

He very much agreed with a law that the newspaper owner mentioned in The Three-Body Problem.

The work once mentioned a law of universe survival.

dark forest law.

This law believes that the universe is a dark forest and every civilization is a hunter with a gun. If the two civilizations did not come into contact and discover each other, then the two hunters would seem to be hiding in the darkness, each developing and evolving independently.

However.

One day A discovers the existence of B. A cannot tell whether B is kind or malicious. Similarly, it is impossible to determine whether B will attack itself. Therefore, A will take the lead in attacking B he finds for his own safety, thereby ensuring his own survival.

This is a very cruel and real possibility!

It also means that once a certain cosmic civilization is discovered, it will inevitably be attacked by other cosmic civilizations.

At first.

When I saw this theory.

Nick. Fury was a big shock!

Even because of this theory, I was anxious for a long time and stopped a study on [Cosmic Energy Block].

He was afraid that the [cosmic energy block] would cause the aliens to lock their coordinates.

Then.

Just like what was written in the book written by the newspaper owner, launching an attack on the earth that the earth cannot cope with. It is precisely because Nick. Fury deeply agrees with this theory that when he first discovered that something was wrong with the newspaper owner, he would directly send it there. A general.

Not only because of the mysterious grocery store of the other party, it definitely has something to do with it, or the two actually have a certain connection.

Nick. Fury suspects that the boy named Chu Mu, unbeknownst to S.H.I.E.L.D., once entered the universe and owned a spaceship.

In the opinion of Nick Fury, those high-tech products in the grocery store are probably the products brought back from the universe by the newspaper owner named Chu Mu.

Yes.

Nick. Fury has such a rich imagination. Why did he stop the research on Tesseract? Or maybe he was frightened by the [two-way foil] copied from Chu Mu's article.

He was convinced in his heart that Chu Mu must have been to the universe.

I think Chu Mu must have seen this kind of weapon called [two-way foil] in the universe.

At least he must have heard of it, otherwise, how could a child who was only in his teens at the time imagine such a terrifying weapon?

"Alien!"

Nick. Fury sighed quietly.

"I want you to accurately estimate where this suspected human life form will fall to!"

He didn't know the situation of the visitor from outside, and he couldn't guess whether the visitor was good or evil, so he could only make the worst plan.

If the other party is not kind.

The only option is to bite the bullet and go up.

and.

He must also block the relevant areas before the other party reaches the surface of the earth to minimize possible losses.

Those funds from the World Security Council are not free from corruption.

Still have to make a contribution.

otherwise.

Not only will I no longer be greedy...

I am afraid that human beings will either become extinct or become slaves. Fury, as a black man, knows very well the law of the jungle.

after all.

His ancestors once proved this to him with actual cases.

"yes!"

The technicians began to locate quickly.

Nick. Fury also contacted S.H.I.E.L.D's ground mobile troops——someone said that the manpower for ten nights was really not enough.

As for whether S.H.I.E.L.D can fight against this guy who can survive in outer space, fall directly into the atmosphere physically, and looks more powerful than the previous Superman.

"Then it depends on whether God will bless us or not."

Nick. Fury was holding the last trump card, his palms were constantly sweating, and Captain Marvel on the other end of the pager didn't know if he could do it.

"Director, there is no need to locate.

The technician's answer was a bit helpless and a bit panicky.

"Because...she's right there."

Before Nick. Fury could curse, the technician stood up blankly and looked at the bright sky outside the glass window of the sky aircraft carrier.

Nick. Fury quickly looked out.

I saw.

There was a burning figure falling in the sky at high speed. It was not big. It was the woman in tight clothes they detected in the atmosphere.

She fell like a meteorite......

With a bang, he fell into the ocean, still near the beach on the coastline.

"Hurry over! Seal the scene! Enter special combat readiness!" Nick Fury immediately shouted the order and got on a Black Hawk helicopter. He quickly flew in the direction of the target's fall, praying to God constantly in his heart. .

Don't be some evil alien.

Well... let's not be some alien intelligent life that blocks earth's technology and causes the "evolution" of earthlings.

"Boom~"

Black Hawk helicopters were flying in the sky.

Those mobile units that had been waiting near the coast for a long time responded fastest.

The area where the mysterious figure fell was immediately sealed off - fortunately it was morning now, and there were no citizens playing on the New York beach at six in the morning.

"Follow up! Keep up!"

"Be ready to fire at any time!"

"Oh my god! Is that a girl?"

"A woman fell from the sky?"

Noisy sounds filled my ears.

In the sea water.

The blond girl stood up. She looked about sixteen or seventeen years old and was well developed. She walked to the beach in a daze.

"Wow~~"

The girl's clothes were not soaked by the sea water.

She didn't know what kind of material it was made of, but the waves constantly hit her body and only slowly faded away.

No matter how big the wave is.

But he couldn't shake this girl even a little bit.

"Where am I?"

The girl felt herself being enveloped by a burst of bright light. She subconsciously raised her hands to cover her eyes, but she soon realized that the bright light could not cause any harm to her.

"Do not move!"

"Kid! Stand there!"

"Stop! I'll tell you one last time! Stand where you are!"

Loud scolding sounded.

The girl frowned subconsciously.

Her mind was a little messy now, as if she had just woken up and hadn't yet figured out what happened.

She just subconsciously didn't want to soak in the sea water and wanted to walk to the shore. She also began to try hard to remember what happened to her.

"Da da da da~"

Because they didn't stop where they were as the mobile unit said.

The mobile unit decisively chose to shoot without showing any pity for the underage girl.

how to say.

Although they are agents, they are also armed personnel of greater freedom.

for them.

Your own safety is the most important thing.

This is the case when dealing with citizens, let alone when dealing with life from aliens. This is an alien whose danger level is completely unknown.

"Da da da~"

This series of bullets roared wildly.

However.

It fell on the girl. The girl didn't even dodge, but these bullets were not able to harm the girl at all.

Don't say you were injured.

Not even a feeling.

The blue tights she was wearing had no traces of bullet holes at all - the girl seemed to be stunned by the sudden attack.

She paused slightly at first.

Immediately, a red light subconsciously lit up in the eyes, making all the mobile troops couldn't help but feel the shuddering fear.

"Sorry, I'm a little dizzy."

The girl came back to her senses, and the red light in her eyes immediately went out.

She hurriedly explained in a hurry, like a student who had done something wrong.

The girl didn't care at all about the mobile unit's attack, nor did she show any dissatisfaction.

Well, is this Chi Guoguo's ignorance?

But a group of armed personnel armed with modern equipment only felt a deep sense of frustration.

"What the hell happened to her!"

"Did I see it wrong? 940 bullets! The bullets caused sparks on her body!"

"Oh my God! What are we facing!"

The well-trained personnel couldn't help but collapse a little. They couldn't believe what they saw. It simply subverted their previous understanding of the world - even if they were S.H.I.E.L.D agents, not everyone knew about the supernatural. thing.

"I'm not a bad guy. As you can see, I'm a female Superman."

"I just, probably, maybe, maybe...lost my way? I was actually hunting down a very vicious criminal.'

The girl probably knew that she had scared these people. She introduced herself to everyone, but found that all of them had blank expressions.

"Who is the female Superman?"

"I don't know, but she looks like she thinks she's famous?"

"Uh... I feel like she's not in any danger."

Although most of these voices were mumbling to themselves, or whispering to their companions, they were almost drowned in the sound of the waves.

But the girl still heard it very clearly——

She was a little embarrassed and frustrated. It turned out that her fame was still incomparable with her cousin's.

This seems to be New York.

People in New York have never heard of her name... Hey, we still need to keep working hard, the girl encouraged herself in her heart.

"Boom~"

at this time.

Black Hawk helicopters have arrived in the area.

Nick. Fury slides off the plane.

Landed in front of the mobile unit.

Looking at the perfect figure and exquisite face in front of me.

A seemingly harmless girl, Nick Fury hesitated and said those words.

"Hello, welcome to Earth, alien friends."

This was the opening statement that he had weighed and prepared for a long time on the helicopter - through the real-time monitoring just now, he knew that the other party could speak the voice of the earth.

As for.

Why do you think the other party must be an alien and not an earthling?

hehe.

Serious earthlings.

Who can fall from the universe?

"Hello, hello, I'm not an alien, I..." The girl's face was a little red, and she was about to make a few excuses to cover up her identity.

However.

Because her consciousness was fully awake and she probably recalled the process of her appearance in the sea, her expression could not help but change slightly.

"Did I fall from outside the earth?"

The girl spoke in disbelief.

But Nick. Fury was stunned for a moment——Don’t you know it yourself?

"That's right, madam, that's why we are here. Can you tell us your specific purpose?"

Nick. Fury still didn't complain.

The girl heard this answer.

His expression was a little flustered.

She closed her eyes as if listening to something... After a while, the girl opened her eyes, her face filled with incredible and unspeakable complexity.

"Oops, I think I'm in real trouble.".