American Comics Inventory: Iron Man Has Become An Animal Doctor?
85. Captain America Sent Countless Messages Without Replying, So Humble Hahaha!
"Hey, hey, captain, is this you?"
"You're too bottomless, aren't you?"
Looking at the picture in the video, Tony couldn't help laughing.
The rest of the Avengers looked in Captain America's direction once again.
at this time.
All of them seem to have a different feeling about Captain America.
Do you think Captain America in this parallel world is a bit too weird???
And as an old-timer.
Especially those who still miss the past in their hearts.
Captain America looked at himself in the video, his face turned red and white.
Unexpectedly.
Is my life in this parallel world quite rich?
Unexpectedly, as soon as the front foot was thrown, the back foot had sex with another person!
But look at the look of enjoyment on his face.
You should have left your ex-girlfriend behind!
"It's still our Captain America Niubi, what ex-girlfriend? Bye, I'll be in the mood in the next second!!!"
"Indeed! I thought he would be sad for several days, it turns out that there is no buffer time at all!!!"
Inside the barrage.
Many viewers began to admire the psychology of Captain America.
New York, Queens.
little Spider-Man here.
They were all dumbfounded too!!!
"Captain America, the Captain America of this world is too much..."
"Fortunately, I felt sorry for him for a second because he was dumped, I didn't expect him to find a new love so quickly.
"And the relationship developed so quickly..."
Ned was dumbfounded.
Peter Parker on the side quickly covered Ned's eyes: "Not suitable for children!"
at the same time.
He himself hastily closed his eyes.
Just like Ned said.
The Captain America of this world is indeed a bit powerful!
This is a farmer?
Just broke up on the front foot, and talked about a new girlfriend on the back foot?
It's not just the two of them who are so confused. The same goes for "Four Four Three" and the audience.
"How can this be called licking a dog? This seems to be a title party!"
"I thought it was the Captain America of this world who would keep licking his ex-girlfriend, hoping that the two could get back together? I didn't expect it to be that way!"
"I think so too."
"And now that they are having sex, it's a matter of your choice, and it's not considered dog licking, is it???"
"It really doesn't count!"
Viewers were once again wondering about the video's title.
I think the title is a bit too exaggerated.
It belongs to a kind of headline party!
but.
They also learned the conventions of the video.
That's why there must be something in this video that can be linked to dog licking, so it's said that.
What is the rest?
Then it is not clear!
It is precisely because of this.
The audience is now continuing to watch with a look of curiosity.
And their problems.
The video quickly gave them the answer as well.
The video continues.
After leaving the house of the girl named Sadie, Cole showed a heartfelt smile as he drove home.
I can tell.
He is really happy.
So much so that when the car was parked at home, the smile on his face remained undiminished.
After returning home.
He saw his parents.
The parents knew that he went on a date with a girl yesterday, so they asked Cole about the specific situation very gossipingly.
at this time.
Cole still looked enjoying it.
"Her name is Sadie, and she's a..."
"She's amazing!"
"I think she's the one for me!"
Cole did not hesitate to praise the girls.
"Well, then I really look forward to meeting her!"
Mother felt very curious.
And Cole is also chattering to share with his parents and family how good this girl is.
at this time.
The younger sister on the side is fiddling with Cole's mobile phone.
It turned out to be Cole’s selfie instead.
Naked selfie in bed with Sadie!
The girl obviously didn't know it, she was lying beside Cole, looking like she was asleep.
Fuck!
Is it so outrageous!!!
Didn't expect Captain America to be so narcissistic???
Even this moment should be recorded????
"The Captain America in this world is too funny, like a kid who just fell in love!!!"
"Indeed, who would do this to a normal person??"
"Anyway, I won't!"
The audience roared with laughter again.
And Captain America, who is watching the video, has a black line on his face.
It's over.
This time I am going to be completely ashamed!
I didn't expect myself to be so unreliable in this parallel world!!!
Just dating a girl and writing everything down.
The screen changed.
Cole and his companions are wearing protective clothing, planning to collect honey.
He leans on the railing.
Playing with the phone.
And on the mobile phone......
It is the chat history between him and the other party.
but.....…
Maybe this can't be called a chat record.
Because only Cole unilaterally sent a message to the other party, and the other party did not reply to his message at all!!!
On the screen of the mobile phone, there are densely packed messages from Cole.
The opponent's.
None!
this..…...
This is too outrageous, right?
Do you want to be so weird???
Even if it's perfunctory, if you don't want a follow-up date, at least give me an answer, right?
Not a single reply!
"Do you want to be so humble??"
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, no wonder Captain America is a dog licker, isn't that what it is?"
"I rolled the sheets once, and then I really thought I met true love, but I sent a bunch of messages, and they didn't reply!"
The audience burst into laughter.
They finally know why the title of the video says that Captain America is licking dogs.
The video continues.
have no choice.
Cole can only deal with work matters first.
After work.
Cole rested at the table.
Bored, he took out his phone again.
Accompanied by the relaxed and cheerful music, he glanced at the chat records again.
this time.
He sent a lot to each other!
There are even some moving pictures that I think are funny.
However.
The other party still hasn't replied!!!
And looking at the time, it is obvious that a long time has passed.
It seems.
The other party didn't want to talk to him at all.
"Poor Captain America, he thought he had found the one, but he didn't even bother to talk to him!!!"
"Captain America, wake up, she just wants to have a one-night stand with you!"
The audience started to laugh.
Avengers alliance.
Captain America couldn't be too speechless when he saw these barrages.
After all, I am a dignified Captain America, when did I ever become so humble???
there has never been!!!
He can't stand it anymore!!!
"Captain, I didn't mean you"
"Sometimes, if you find that you are the only one who shows enthusiasm unilaterally, and the other party doesn't reply to the message at all, there is no need to contact this kind of person again!"
Tony looked at Captain America sympathetically.
"not me!"
Captain America was speechless for a moment.
The screen changed again.
Cole was working by the water.
He suddenly heard the phone ring.
Cole didn't even do what he was doing.
He quickly got out of the water, ran to the side of the car and picked up his mobile phone to make a call!!!
Is it Sadie?
She must be busy calling back and forth!
"hello?"
Cole looked expectantly.
Seeing this scene, the audience lost their spirits one after another.
Good guy!
Is this sincerity finally being moved?
The other party finally texted Captain America back???
Everyone is looking forward to it.
I want to see why the other party hasn't responded to Captain America's message for so long!
However...…
After hanging up.
His whole body was like a deflated ball, and he became very depressed.
"good news………"
"Mortgage rates have never been lower..."
Cole put down his phone and said to his father in frustration.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"He answered the phone with a look of anticipation, but it turned out that the bank was selling mortgages. I laughed so hard!!!"
"Is there such a humble licking dog in the world? I have never seen it before!"
"Captain America, wake up, a good man can't be hanged from a tree! Maybe people have forgotten you!!!"
The audience couldn't take it anymore.
Let out more cheerful laughter!
This mortgage call is a killer!!!
Looking at Cole's lost soul in the video, the audience's laughter never stopped.
It's not just dog licking.
And it's still a licking dog that can't be licked!
People licking dogs can still get close to the goddess anyway, and have a chance to show favor to the goddess.
He is fine.
They didn't even reply to his messages.
I can't even see you...
Totally unrequited love for Cole!!!
"Captain, I think it's better to just give up, and I'll introduce you to some good ones later!"
Avengers alliance here.
Tony looked at Captain America sympathetically.
"How many times have I said it, it's not me, it's just me in the parallel world!"
Captain America was not polite to him at all, and just gave Tony a blank look.
"But don't you think the people in this video are a bit strange?"
"Even if I don't want to contact you anymore, seeing you have sent so many messages, wouldn't it be easier to block you directly?"
"Why did you send the message, but it was neither blocked nor replied?"
crucial moment.
Nick Fury, head of S.H.I.E.L.D, sensed a problem.
Um?
soon.
Everyone also realized that something was wrong.
Be...
Unless it's an accident!
For example, if you lose your account, you can no longer log in.
et...
Or someone died???
An idea suddenly emerged.
Although that's not a good guess.
But let's be honest.
Not impossible either!!!
After all, this world is originally full of accidents everywhere.
Can't tell when...
Who would die by accident!
so.
Everyone in Avengers also concentrated their attention.
They suspect that there is some unknown reason for this!
Captain America listened to the analysis of his companions.
Everyone is going to be messed up!
It can't be so outrageous, can it?
If a person dies like this, then according to his own performance in the parallel world, he must not follow behind and commit suicide???
no!
Surely people don't die, right?
Captain America suddenly thought so.
But it seems that there is no better explanation than that!
quickly.
Similar remarks also appeared on the barrage.
It seems that it's not just the Avengers Alliance who have such thoughts.
Many viewers have such speculations!
in the video.
Cole could only sit on the bench in the sun with a dejected expression.
I don't even have the energy to work!
"No news yet?"
asked the father.
Cole didn't answer, just carried the wood listlessly.
"Maybe your phone is broken!"
Father continued.
"Yeah, maybe you should reset it."
My sister said the same thing.
"My phone is fine!"
Cole definitely wouldn't believe this comical justification.
That's because the other party didn't reply to the message, and it's not any other problem.
He's not stupid enough to blame his phone for all his problems.
"No, no, I mean, your life needs to be reset."
"Be a man and move out of your parents' house!"
the sister added.
Next, the younger sister continued her own analysis.
She thought it might be that the other party was playing disappearance with Cole.
It was Cole who made a mistake.
That's why I deliberately didn't reply to the message!
But Cole thinks it must not be the case!!!
but......
next.
His breathing became more and more rough...
It makes him seem a bit uncomfortable!!!
what happened?
Is the Captain America of this world still sick and in poor health?
"You're panting!"
"Perhaps, you need an inhaler?"
The father came up and asked with concern.
Cole didn't answer.
He was completely stunned!
The audience became nervous when they saw this scene.
Did he find any clues???
after all.
A big living person didn't block your account.
But I didn't reply to the message for a long time.
This is actually kind of weird!
Everyone is very curious, where did this girl named Sadie go?
Maybe there will be a clue next time!
It can be next second.
The audience heard the sister's laughter.
"Come on, you left the inhaler on her on purpose?"
"Isn't your asthma pathetic enough, hahahaha!!!"
The younger sister said with a smile while following Cole.
What the hell?
As an asthma patient, he left the inhaler on purpose at the woman's house?
Co-author Cole is planning to find an excuse to visit next time???
The audience came to their senses in an instant. 0.6
Unexpectedly, Cole seems to be a love brain, but he is actually quite clever!
Not bad!
"No, I didn't drop it on purpose."
"It has that block on it, that's the tracker I use!"
result.
Cole's answer was to leave the audience momentarily disillusioned.
This is even more outrageous!
It was accidentally dropped at the other party's house!!!
It seems that the Captain America of this world is indeed a love brain.
After thinking that he had met the right girl, he even forgot such an important thing as having asthma.
They can even leave the inhaler at the other party's house!
The audience laughed wildly again.
"I have to say that Captain America in this world is really interesting. I'm used to seeing Captain America as a superhero, but I haven't seen him like this before!"
"Yeah! I can only say that it's a good thing my father mentioned it, otherwise he wouldn't be able to remember it???"
"Maybe he won't remember until he gets sick, it's over, where did my inhaler go?"
"Why didn't he throw his head at the other party's house???"
"It seems that Captain America is really in love this time, and the whole person is fascinated!"
The audience ridiculed all kinds of things, watching Captain America commit embarrassment and cancer.
but..…….
Thanks to this accident too!
If he hadn't left the inhaler at the other person's house.
Maybe I really can't find that girl!
The audience is looking forward to it.
Want to see, what happened to this mysterious girl now?
Why haven't you responded to messages for so many days???
"Okay, let me take a look."
"My dream girl is in...."
in the video.
Cole happily pulled out his phone.
At the same time, open the APP and prepare to find the location.
Ding!
soon.
The result of positioning is given on the screen of the mobile phone.
#...
London!
London, England!!!.
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