Hearing the captain's explosive speech in the video, all the audience showed extremely strange expressions together.
O captain of the Hyperion!
Where's your personality?!
That's it, in a hurry?
He couldn't even wait and asked Mei Yi to help introduce himself. "
"It's a self-recommended ....."
"Go be that, toilet cleaner. "
Delisa couldn't help but want to laugh.
It's all.
What kind of rebellious statement?
As a Hyperion captain, shouldn't you be good at piloting a Hubelian ship? Why are you good at cleaning decks?
Don't..
On board, everything is operated by artificial intelligence.
The captain is the captain of the ship.
But really.
Just a deck cleaner?
"yes. "
"I really have a new understanding of the captain now. "
The captain of the dignified Hyperion.
Cleaning up the deck is acceptable.
After all.
It's a battleship of your own home.
But.
Why did you swear to Albert Einstein that you could keep their toilets as clean as new?
Hardly.
What exactly is the captain interested in this position?
I'm still interested in cleaning.
Is that all that obsessed?
"It is not difficult to see the fanaticism and anticipation in the captain's eyes, is it difficult to ..... The treatment of Captain Huberian of Destiny is not as good as that of the world's top 500 cleaners?"
Now the audience finally understands.
What does that sentence of the title mean.
Wise deck cleaner!
But.....
What does the air split in the back mean?
Just look at the picture in front of you.
It has nothing to do with splitting in the air!
in the video
After listening to the captain's self-recommendation, Einstein felt a little strange, but he still had some interest in the life in front of him.
"Can the captain sing?"
Hear this.
The excitement and frenzy on the captain's face faded, and he looked a little embarrassed.
"Barely ......"
Einstein continued to ask.
"Can you dance?"
But this time.
The captain replied, quite simply.
"Yes!"
The voice fell.
The captain immediately took a few steps back and looked at Einstein with excitement.
"Watch me perform an aerial split!"
And then.
In the midst of everyone's astonished gaze.
The captain leapt to his feet.
Feet split in the air.
The movements are very smooth, in one go, without the slightest drag.
But!
There's just one problem.
Some.....
Push too hard!
With the captain's painful sound, he fell back to the ground in mid-air.
Obviously.
It seems that there is something that should not be pulled.
See this scene.
Mei Yi hurriedly stepped forward and helped the captain up.
"Captain, don't mess around. "
"Did it hurt anything?"
In the sound of Meiyi's inquiry, the video gradually came to an end.
The audience was stunned!
This is....
What the hell?!
There are too many slots, and it is even a little difficult to accept for a while.
I don't understand it!
It is simply incomprehensible.
Why do you want to make an inexplicable split in the air, and judging by the action, the captain seems to be very keen on this act?
Is there something wrong with your brain circuits?
"I really can't understand why such an inexplicable move came all of a sudden. "
"Albert Einstein asked...."
"Isn't it a dance?"
Delissa's expression was extremely complicated.
Splits in the air.
Is this a dance?
At most, it's an action, right?!
Wrong!
The captain is a toilet cleaner, so why do you want to dance and sing?
between the two.
Does it matter?
"I feel like if I see someone on the street like this..... There's a high probability I'll think he's a pervert, right?"
Himeko opened her mouth to complain.
I don't know what others think.
She couldn't understand it anyway.
What was the captain's brain circuit like at that time?
Actually, you can.
So decisively, performed such an action?
Mei Yi next to her was about to evaporate from embarrassment, and she must have regretted finding this guy named Captain at this moment.
Wise!
This is not ordinary wisdom.
I have to say.
This video is a perfect interpretation of the title.
A wise deck cleaner who splits in the air.
Truly.....
Every word, every word.
All perfectly interpreted!
On the train
After witnessing this epic picture with their own eyes, March Seven and the others couldn't help but laugh.
Because.
Even if they want to break their heads.
Absolutely unexpected.
That countless reincarnations save stargazing, and that transcends time to embrace the moon.
Miracles.
Creating hope.
Actually, such an outrageous guy?
"At this moment, the captain's personality has completely collapsed. "
March 7 shook his head while laughing.
Originally.
The impression of the captain is that he is still a big hero who saves the world.
But now.....
A smart deck cleaner who can split in the air.
The contrast between the front and back is too great!
"Actually, maybe ....."
Himeko's voice suddenly rang out, attracting the attention of the others.
"Perhaps. "
"Isn't this the captain?"
Himeko continued to speak, her tone meaningful.
And to hear this.
The crowd quickly realized something.
The captain was separated by the ferryman at the time of a certain decision, and the time of this scene in the video is currently unknown.
So.
Maybe.
This smart deck cleaner with a split in the air.
Not the captain.
But....
Ferryman?!
If that's the case, it's even more outrageous!
"O ferryman, cold-blooded and paranoid hero, who can find the only hope and miracle in 70,000 reincarnations, even if the road ahead is bleak, he can still drag his body forward with a load. "
"As a result, now you tell me ....."
"He's a smart deck cleaner with splits in the air?"
After thinking of this possibility.
The expressions of the crowd were a little more bizarre.
After all.
This contrast is much bigger than the ship!
It's almost there....
Unacceptable degree!
"I can't be sure, but if it'..... true"
Walter seemed to be revisiting the previous image at this moment.
From such an innocent, hot-blooded and even somewhat stupid guy, twisted to a cold-blooded, paranoid, absolutely rational ferryman.
That process.
Truly.....
unimaginable!
[Golden Courtyard Radio and Television Station——]
New video.
It quickly caught the eyes of the audience, and after seeing this title, everyone also felt familiar.
After all.
Before that.
I should have watched Honkai TV and Star Dome TV.
These are two very abstract videos.
I never expected it.....
And the masters?!
Following the successive production of many programs by the Mandate of Heaven, the former civilization of the Fire Moth was not far behind and launched the Golden Courtyard Radio and Television Station?
"It didn't start playing, though. "
"But...."
"I can already imagine it, full of slots!"
Those two videos from earlier. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
The level of abstraction is already extremely high.
And this ....
It shouldn't be left behind!
In this way, if it weren't for Honkai, everyone would have been able to achieve something by sitting together and studying abstract performance art.
The video soon began to play.
The first thing that catches your eye.
It's a cute and charming fan fairy lady
She greeted with a smile as if she were facing an off-screen audience.
“goodmoring"
"Good morning~"
"Golden Courtyard Radio, I'm here for you today, your neighbor Miss Pink Elf~"
Softly, with a hint of cheerfulness, a voice came out of Miss Fairy's mouth.
"It's such a refreshing morning, let's watch the latest video, today's good life starts here, this is an adventure story of girls. "
With Elysia's words. []
The narration screensaver is Kevin and Sue's TV set that starts playing the video.
in the picture of the TV.
It's a train passing through a dark cave tunnel.
"After a long journey, the girls have come to a new stop, and standing in front of them is ......"
Elysia's voice acts as a narrator to explain what is happening in the video.
Kiana.
Bud clothes.
Bronya and Ai-chan stepped out of the car door.
What catches your eye is:
The white-haired youth who was about to slash at them with the great sword of destruction held high.
This sense of oppression that only the Lawgiver of Erosion had faced made the four of Kiana instantly stunned in place.
He's not going to cut it down, is he?
And yet the next moment.
The camera pauses abruptly, and Elysia's narration explains the threat with the murder weapon.
"This is Kevin, and he has a serious look on his face. "
The camera shifts to Mr. Squint behind Kevin, smiling with a camera.
"This is Sue. "
"He's a very popular professor of wellness in the Golden Courtyard, but now he's holding a camera and doing something really awesome with Kevin. "
Moth of Fire
I thought this would be an old friend that everyone is familiar with.
Kevin!
But.....
"Oh, is it me?"
Ellie seemed very happy, after all, Miss Fairy had always been very interested in showing herself in videos.
And.
She actually always had a dream.
If the collapse ends.
She really wants to become a doctor of makeup, so that she can teach all girls how to be beautiful.
"Is it Sister Ellie who is actually the host?"
"It seems. "
"It should be interesting. "
I'm used to seeing Kevin Otto's hosting, and now I suddenly see Miss Fairy.
It's a different flavor.
But then again.
"Sister Ellie, what kind of show is this?"
Pado looked at the video frame with a strange look.
Kevin with a serious look.
And....
Department of Wellness Professor Su?
What are the two of them doing?
Why did Kevin use his sword to slash Kiana and them, and Sue was still holding a camera to record it.
"Could it be..."
"Boss Kevin is going to kill Kiana, and Brother Su is responsible for recording it with the camera?"
"That's not right!"
"Boss Kevin shouldn't be so perverted. "
The killing is also recorded by a squinting eye.
Haven't heard of it.
Kevin has this kinky fetish.
"Phyllis, you're weird, aren't you? Ellie just said that Kevin and Sue are doing something really amazing. "
"It's ....."
"Is it a movie or something?"
Vilvie looked a little expectant at the moment.
The righteous Imperial Three Families fight the evil Kevin.
This plot....
It's a little familiar!
The video continues.
Facing the danger of robbing the Great Sword, and the inexplicable video.
The four of them were already stunned.
Until a moment later—
"Wow!"
"Your sword is so handsome!"
Kiana grabbed Raiden Mei's wrist and walked in front of Kevin.
"Mei Yi, look, his sword will breathe fire!"
"Wow, how did you do that?"
"What is this sword made of?"
"Do you know magic?"
"This sword is expensive, isn't it?"
"What is it for?"
Kiana directly turned into a curious baby and rushed to Kevin's side to ask questions, not at all like she was scared.
And the other side.
Ai-chan's performance is also different from ordinary people.
"Wow, that's cool, are you guys making a movie?"
"I'm the famous Honkai Impact Three No. 1 Idol Ai-chan.,If you lack a heroine, 540,Then the strongest idol can reluctantly agree.。 "
Ai-chan's eyes lit up while staring at the camera in Su's hand.
He took out his resume from his bosom and recommended himself
Served as the spokesperson for the avatar of the Honkai Impact 3 account for 6 consecutive years!
The main plot of Honkai Impact 3, played by: Ai-chan!
Shenzhou Xianxing special starring!
Honkai Impact 3 Idol Decisive Battle Champion (Zhibao modified your consciousness, and you now think Ai-chan won the championship)
St. Freya
After seeing this, Delisa and the others were already a little nervous.
This is....
What's going on?
"Kiana's brain circuit is still different from ordinary people!"
The Sword of Annihilation is about to fall on your face, and you will soon be as stabbed as the Lawbreaker.
Outcome.
You care.
What is it.....
What kind of material is the sword made of?!
Handsome?
Will it be on fire?
When that thing slashes at you, it's even more handsome!
"I don't know what the situation is now, but I can already see the deep helplessness in Kevin's eyes. "
Delissa sighed and shook her head.
At the beginning, the Erosion Lawgiver couldn't calm down at all in the face of this sword.
It's Kiana.
Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his face did not change.
Also dare.
Ask Tarzan, what material are you made of?
That's it....
A hymn to courage?!
"Compared to this..... I think the other side is even more outrageous, right?"
Kiana's side is actually acceptable.
On the other hand.....
What's going on with that cabbage head?!
The strange degree of brain circuitry.
Actually.
Not weaker than Kiana in the slightest?
That stack of business cards, why is each one enough to break the fourth wall, what the hell is that stuff?
Especially the last one!
Honkai Impact 3 Idol Decisive Battle Champion (Zhibao modified your consciousness, and you now think Ai-chan won the championship)?
Crumbs!
It's so disdainful!
Xiaozhi's power was actually used to change business cards?
Honkai cried to death when he saw it!
Saying.
As long as this sentence is written on paper, can it have an effect?
Causality?!
Quantum Sea.
Hei Xi'er glanced at Xiao Zhi with disdain.
"How?"
"Have all the great Lady of the Laws of Knowledge fallen to this point, to change someone's business card, is your power so cheap?"
Although Hexier is not a lawyer at the moment.
But.
For the behavior of the little knowledge.
I still feel ashamed.
Shame on the lawgiver!
"Why, is it so strange for the great Lady of the Lawgiver to say such imposing words in your mouth?"
Xiao Zhi snorted coldly.
Though.
The words on that business card were not my own.
But she knows herself.
Truly....
Can do it!
After all, I have the right to use it, so I don't want to be mortal?!。
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