American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon

"Don't worry, I've made ample preparations. You don't need to worry about safety this time!"

With a confident look, Li Ang dramatically flipped open his trench coat. Everyone took a look and saw 20 or 30 grenades hanging haphazardly. No one knew how this guy got through customs, bringing even this kind of thing?

Clang.

A grenade was placed on the table. Li Ang casually knocked out a fish head who had been glaring at him for a long time. While stuffing the fish head into his mouth and chewing, he explained amidst the others' strange gazes.

"Oh, this tastes unexpectedly good... Anyway, don't think these are ordinary grenades.

Wen Xi spent a whole month secretly developing these – Dog Blood Grenades.

As the saying goes, dog blood dispels evil. Because dog blood has strong Yang energy and is rich in iron, it's the most effective against ghosts. That's why hellhounds are used as gatekeepers in hell..."

He spoke logically, with clear reasoning, forming a coherent system, unconsciously drawing the listeners into his rhythm, nodding in agreement.

"Master Li Ang, that's truly reasonable and convincing!"

Grenades plus dog blood, Coulson believed it and decided to try it out sometime.

Could bullets be combined with dog blood? Natasha pondered, touching her lady's pistol.

Captain America gaped, never having heard such a novel theory. For a moment, it felt like he had opened the door to a new world.

Clang.

With a mysterious expression, Li Ang took out a box from his arms and placed it in front of everyone.

"In this box, is my latest research achievement!"

"!!"

Startled, Coulson immediately became concerned.

"Master Li Ang, what treasure is inside?"

"Heh heh ~"

Li Ang didn't hesitate, opening the box with a click.

Everyone stared intently, only to see that inside... was another box.

"......"

Involuntarily twitching his mouth, Coulson loosened his tie and continued to watch his actions.

Click.

Another box.

Good heavens, is he nesting dolls here?

With an expression on his face that was subtly breaking down, Coulson eagerly asked.

"Master Li Ang, how many boxes are there in total?"

"Don't worry, you'll see it in four or five more."

There were still four or five more?

Subsequently, they watched Li Ang's series of actions, the boxes falling to the ground one after another, until finally, he slowly opened the last small box.

Everyone looked nervous, their eyes unblinking, wondering what precious thing he valued so much must be!

Then, they saw a... an egg?

Coulson: "......"

Natasha: "......"

Captain America: "......"

[Emotional value from Phil Coulson + 1181]

[Emotional value from Natasha Romanoff + 1179]

[Emotional value from Steve Rogers + 1197]

"Hahahaha... I knew you'd have this expression!

Don't underestimate this egg. This is the product of my recent trip to Maoshan, after discussing Tao with the Taoist priests.

You didn't see the expressions on those Taoist priests' faces at the time. Those guys cried and screamed, wishing they could kneel down on the spot and personally see me off!"

Although, for some reason, they were recently found in a mental hospital.

But it doesn't matter. They must have had a lot of insights and are specially in seclusion there.

"So... what's so special about this egg?"

Coulson looked left and right. No matter how he looked at it, it was just an ordinary egg.

"Coulson, do you know what kind of egg this is?"

"A chicken egg."

Staring, Coulson looked strange. Didn't you say it was a chicken egg yourself? Could it be not?

"Of course, it's a chicken egg. I'm asking you, what laid this egg?" Smiling mysteriously, Li Ang continued to ask.

"A hen."

"No, no, no, you're ignorant, aren't you?

This is an egg laid by a rooster, and the most majestic rooster at that!"

Waving his finger, Li Ang proudly announced the answer.

"Ah? Roosters can lay eggs?

Master Li Ang, don't fool me?"

Coulson didn't believe it. He had seen hens lay eggs, but roosters laying eggs... they don't have that function. That's unscientific!

Natasha's eyes flashed, and she tentatively asked.

"Could it be using the water from the River of Mother and Child?"

"How is that possible?"

Shaking his head like a rattle drum, Li Ang flatly denied it.

"That kind of top-grade stuff, a mouthful is worth over ten million. Using it to make a rooster lay an egg? Too extravagant."

"Then what is this......"

Natasha didn't quite understand.

"I've recently become interested in massage, so I tried it on a chicken.

People, of course, are clumsy the first time. I used a little too much force, and then... this chicken laid an egg."

Pointing to the egg, Li Ang spoke eloquently, imparting his cutting-edge theories to everyone.

"For this reason, I have also developed a specific theory that chicken laying eggs has nothing to do with gender. As long as we master the unique massage techniques and give the chicken a feeling of happiness, we will definitely be able to blah blah..."

But this theory was too cutting-edge, causing Coulson to instinctively refuse to believe it.

"Uh... Master Li Ang, could you have mistaken it? That's actually a hen!"

He clearly came to Ju Xia Lou to eat, first encountering Loki, then Li Ang, and finally discussing the issue of roosters and hens here?

Patting his forehead, Coulson felt that today's events were a bit chaotic and he needed to calm down.

"How is that possible? I specially had someone identify it.

The bureau even invited a large group of Taoists, monks, and experts to have me experiment for them on the spot."

"Then... the result was..."

Although he had never performed stand-up comedy, Coulson perfectly played the role of a straight man.

"The results of the experiment were perfect. I can say with certainty that we have pioneered history and taken a big step forward in the field of science!"

Raising his hand and clenching his fist, Nobel Future Prize Winner · Li Ang's face shone with righteous light.

Speaking of which, that scene was still vivid in Li Ang's mind.

Those old professors rushed over like madmen, shouting unscientific, their eyeballs almost popping out.

Even the Taoists and monks who meditated every day were paralyzed on the ground, questioning their lives.

Li Ang spread his hands and expressed understanding. After all, science? There always has to be innovation and subversion.

"Master Li Ang......"

"Please call me Nobel Future Prize Winner · Li Ang, thank you!"

"Uh... Nobel Future Prize Winner... Li Ang."

Awkwardly spitting out his name, Coulson was speechless.

"Very good, this egg is for you."

Patting Coulson on the shoulder, Li Ang appeared very generous.

"Putting the egg on your body can not only satisfy your hunger when you are hungry, but also has the effect of warding off evil spirits and calming the mind.

If you unfortunately encounter an evil spirit, don't panic, throw this egg in time, and I guarantee you can live two seconds longer."