American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon
#139 - I left in a hurry and forgot to wash the chicken
Coulson, who was beside him, immediately took out a powder box from his body. He took out the egg from the box, and just as he put it to his mouth, he heard Deadpool say.
"Hey? I've eaten a lot of raw eggs, but why does your egg smell so bad?"
"It's the one that rooster laid before. Try to overcome it. I was in a hurry, and I forgot to wash the chicken shi on it ~"
Shrugging his shoulders, Li Ang replied with a indifferent expression.
"艹! You TM gave me %%¥#%!"
With a mouthful of shit, Deadpool cursed excitedly.
He had been acting amnesiac for a long time, and it turned out that besides standing upside down, he had eaten everything he should have eaten!
[Emotional value from Wade Wilson + 1333]
"......"
Silently putting the egg back into the box, even knowing that this egg was very clean, Coulson seemed to smell a strange smell in his nose.
Nick Fury secretly took a step back, and Tony raised his hand and fanned it in front of him, as if to drive away the smell.
As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison. Compared with Deadpool's experience, the black dog blood on his body is simply... not worth mentioning!
Rumble!
The ground shook violently, and everyone present suddenly felt empty under their feet and fell down.
This happened too suddenly, and no one expected the ground to suddenly collapse. Flames spurted from the soles of Tony's feet as he tried to fly up, but the walls on the left and right suddenly closed, blocking his way.
Boom!
A mini missile shot out, blasting a big hole in the wall above. Before Tony could fly out, the wall above suddenly exchanged positions with the wall on the left, forcing Tony to stop.
"What the hell is this? A maze?"
Watching the walls constantly turning and changing positions, Tony felt helpless. He could only join the main force first. After he found Li Ang and the others, he realized that everyone was assigned to different areas.
Tony, Li Ang, Deadpool, Coulson, and Nick Fury were together, while the remaining people were sent to other places.
The surrounding scenery was constantly changing, like a dynamic maze.
And what's even more deadly is that red mist is constantly seeping in from the cracks in the walls. Seeing this, Deadpool quickly called everyone to gather together and used instant movement to take everyone to a height of 500 meters.
Looking down from the sky, the ground under their feet was covered by a red mist, which was even spreading to the distance.
Whoosh!
Deadpool took everyone to a place further away from the red mist.
"Uh... although I don't want to say this, but is Black Egghead rolling his eyes?"
At this time, Nick Fury's condition was indeed strange.
Rolling his eyes, leaning back, emitting a red light from his body and floating in the air, his mouth opened and closed, constantly chanting incomprehensible magic spells.
"You are the worm of space-time......"
Slap!
Twisting his neck, Li Ang had a "Leave it to me" expression on his face, and raised his hand and slapped him.
"What worm?"
"The worm of space-......"
Slap!
A palm print appeared on Nick Fury's right cheek, and Li Ang cursed.
"Say it again... what worm?"
"You are the worm of space... worm......"
I don't know if he was stunned by the beating, but Nick Fury's voice trembled inexplicably, skipping a certain word.
The corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a smug smile. The next second, he saw Li Ang reaching out and dragging him to the ground, straddling him and waving his palms left and right.
Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!
He hit very loudly, with a very strong sense of rhythm. Deadpool's hands were itchy when he saw it. He had long disliked this arrogant Black Egghead. If he didn't seize such a fair opportunity, would he still be called Deadpool?
"Hey~ Li Ang, get down, let me have some fun!"
Li Ang glanced at him, rubbed his sore wrist, and happily got off Nick Fury.
Seeing Deadpool eagerly turning over and going up, Coulson's mouth twitched. He pulled Li Ang over and quickly reminded him.
"Master Li Ang, this red mist is extremely strange. A simple slap may not be able to wake Director Fury......"
Then, his words stopped, and he stared blankly at Nick Fury grabbing Deadpool's wrist, his voice as cold as the ten thousand years of ice in Antarctica.
"Deadpool... what do you want to do......"
"Uh......"
Raising his hand, Deadpool blinked his eyes twice, and smiled awkwardly.
"Black Egg... ah no, Director Fury, I didn't mean anything else, I just wanted to give you a massage.
Now that I see you're awake, I'm very happy, really, believe me!"
Fack... are you treating me like an idiot?
Raising his other hand, Nick Fury carefully touched his face, and the corners of his mouth twitched in pain.
Shit... my face is swollen from your beating, Deadpool, Deadpool, as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I TM remember you!
"......"
Looking at Nick Fury's face, which was so gloomy that it was about to drip water, Deadpool wanted to die.
He cursed Li Ang for misleading him in his heart, and he was a little regretful. Nima... I haven't even slapped him once!
[Emotional value from Wade Wilson + 1355]
……
Inside the constantly rotating and changing maze, Captain America felt like a headless fly, bumping around randomly.
He was anxious in his heart, but he was trapped here, and could only change his position with the constantly changing maze.
But he knew that this was not a solution. People are not perpetual motion machines that can continuously maintain sufficient physical strength.
People get tired, hungry, and thirsty. As long as time passes, he will be trapped and die here sooner or later.
Peng!
With a punch, Captain America smashed the wall on one side.
He nimbly rolled in, and then... he saw a wooden door.
Ka-cha.
The moment he pushed the door open, a silver-haired old man was carrying a broom and smiling at him.
"Hello, Steve Rogers, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"
"......"
"I am Atti, an ordinary cleaner in the Taikoo House!"
Taikoo House?
Loki once mentioned the name of this organization.
But... why would people from the Taikoo House appear here?
Is this red mist incident related to them?
With thousands of thoughts in his mind, Captain America's eyes became extremely vigilant.
"Hehe~ Steve Rogers, Captain America, as America's most famous superhero, you shouldn't waste time on me......"
He seemed to have some kind of mind-reading ability. After reminding him, he took out an old music player from his arms.
"Take this, this thing will help you get out of the maze."
[Emotional value from Steve Rogers + 1349]
"......"
Taking a deep look at him, Captain America remembered his face in his heart. He hesitated for a moment, but still took the music player, casually flipped through it and asked.
"How to use it?"
"Hehe~ Just start it."
Captain America was about to ask something else to see if the other party knew the origin of the red mist. When he raised his head, he was surprised to find that the old man had disappeared quietly at some point.
As Atti left, the style of the house quickly began to transform into a maze.
"I hope this thing is really useful!"
Muttering to himself, Captain America felt unsure. He turned on the music player, and a strange music rang out from inside as the tape turned.
Ka-ka-ka.
The maze shook slightly, and the wall in front of Captain America slowly opened a path. He did not hesitate and strode in.
Not long after he walked in, the wall behind him slammed shut, and then he saw a familiar woman falling from above, and fell in front of him with a thud.
"Hiss......"
Rubbing her butt, Natasha stood up from the ground, baring her teeth. As soon as she looked up, she saw Captain America's face.
"Steve?!"
"It's me!"
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