American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon

Himalayan Mountains, Kamar-Taj.

In the huge courtyard, the mages were chatting leisurely and strolling around in twos and threes.

"Hey~ Have you heard? Iron Man Stark is going to authorize the Iron Man armor!"

"News from the outside world?"

"Yeah, it's been all over the place recently, this news is everywhere."

"I've heard it too, there are rumors that... it seems that several armor manufacturing plants have been started, and they are going to mass-produce armor..."

"They are just mortals, what does it have to do with us mages?"

Just entering from outside the courtyard, Constantine heard their conversation, and he greeted them enthusiastically.

"Yo~ Isn't this Jett?"

"Jed, you're here too?"

"Old Li, I haven't seen you for two days, why is your leg lame?"

The mages bowed their heads one after another, their faces changed drastically, and they ran faster than rabbits. In just a few days, Constantine's "great name" had resounded throughout Kamar-Taj.

"Jake, you can't do this, we haven't seen each other for a few days, and you're already so weak?"

With a pale face and difficulty walking, a young mage ran a little slower and was immediately stopped by Constantine.

"......"

Depressed, he patted his thigh. When this mage thought of the scene that day, he felt a little collapsed.

"Bastard, Constantine, you TM tricked me!"

Wasn't he just unconvinced?

Seeing that some people had recently fallen for Constantine's pretty boy face, he wanted to personally teach him a lesson and let him get out of Kamar-Taj!

The bold words when he set off that day were still ringing in his ears.

"Constantine, you little trash, see how I make him get out!"

How could he have imagined that Constantine was so despicable, flattering him until he was dizzy, saying that he would find the best woman in the hotel to open his eyes.

Alas... this person is still too naive, and he fell for someone else's trick after drinking too much.

What kind of best woman did he find? Those were 10 dinosaur-level aunties, okay!

Thinking of this, the young mage almost shed tears.

Bitter... it's really too bitter!

"Don't say that, business is not easy to do these days, you should understand the male boss, he's over 50, and he still got on your bed just to make up a whole number."

Looking at his sad appearance, Constantine patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, the words he said contained a lot of information.

"How about this, next time we'll change to another one, I'll treat you to be the king of the chickens..."

"Wait, wait!"

Staring, the mage seemed, seemed, indeed heard a remarkable word.

He pointed at Constantine, his words trembling with excitement, and his speech became unclear.

"You, you just, what did you say? Male, male, male boss?!"

"Yes, what's the problem?"

Blinking his eyes innocently, Constantine admired.

"He's a little older, but he's very professional. He secretly told me later that he'll give you a 20% discount next time you go!"

"I... you......"

The mage trembled, his face turned green, his pupils contracted, his mouth opened and closed, and suddenly he let out a scream and rushed out of the courtyard.

The sound was very shrill, it was truly sad for those who heard it, and tearful for those who listened.

"Still young, psychological construction is not in place, I must find a chance to give Gu Yi some advice another day."

Taking out a cigarette and putting it in his mouth, Constantine smiled and took a few steps forward, just in time to see Li Ang pulling up his pants from the corner.

"......"

Brother, did you go to the wrong place? There's no toilet there.

"Oh... a group of mages were looking for me, you know, no matter where you are, there will be some gang-forming guys."

Listening to Li Ang's explanation, Constantine nodded in understanding. That's right, these guys are too greasy. Just now, he dealt with one.

"Those people wanted me to join a small group led by Kaecilius, but I refused. I saw that they looked like they wanted to do something but didn't dare, so I suggested that everyone is civilized and should solve the problem through civil struggle!"

"What kind of civil struggle?" Looking at Li Ang's pants, Constantine was very interested.

Li Ang's answer was very understated: "King of Pee!"

"King of Pee?"

Stretching out his hand, Constantine subconsciously fanned the air in front of him, he always felt that there was already a smell of urine in the air.

"It's just comparing peeing."

Seeing that he didn't understand, Li Ang tightened his pants and explained the situation.

"Everyone goes together to see who pees the longest, the farthest, and the most unique.

The winner can make a request that the other party cannot refuse."

"So... this is a civil struggle?" Constantine asked.

"Yes~"

"What about martial struggle?"

"Fighting."

"......"

After a while, Constantine continued to ask.

"Those mages, did they all agree?"

He knew very well the arrogance in the hearts of these mages.

"Well, they didn't agree at first, but they seemed to think this was an opportunity, so they agreed happily!"

Li Ang shrugged his shoulders, the arrogant and proud expressions of those mages were still vivid in his mind, forming a sharp contrast with the "doubting life" expressions after the civil struggle.

......

"Achoo!" x3

Several mages were hung upside down on the tree. There was no village in front and no store in the back. They endured the heavy snow in the sky and cursed loudly.

"Fack! What the hell is wrong with that Li Ang? It's not scientific at all!"

The mage in the middle was indignant. A mage changed his tune to science without talking about magic. It can be seen that his heart was impacted.

"The long peeing time and the long distance, I can still understand, but that thing spinning and taking people to the sky is something I can't accept!"

The person on the left roared, doubting his life. His three views were severely impacted. In an ancient saying in the East, it was the collapse of the Dao heart.

"Ugh... don't say it, now I have a mouthful of urine, that guy must be angry, it's yellow and spicy!"

The mage on the right gagged a few times, he was about to die of anger, anyone who drank a mouthful would collapse.

It would have been fine if he hadn't mentioned it, but as soon as he mentioned it, the two on the left immediately thought of it, and they subconsciously smacked their lips twice.

Then.

"Ugh — —" x3

......

"What is this thing in your hand?"

"Oh, you mean this?"

Showing the toy horn in his hand, Li Ang explained.

"Last time I left in a hurry, I didn't bring any gifts to Anya. After I came back, I thought about it carefully for a while and prepared to give her a small horn~"

"So, what's the use of this horn?"

Constantine took the horn over and looked at it back and forth. It looked like a cheap little toy from a roadside stall, which wouldn't cost much money.

But how could the gifts Li Ang gave be mediocre goods?

He looked proud, kept a little mysterious, and asked Constantine to blow it to try.

Constantine didn't hesitate, and stuffed it into his... ah, no, into Strange's mouth, who had just walked over.