American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon

Happy: "......"

Natasha: "......"

Coulson: "......"

Da Vinci: "......"

Li Ang: "......"

Constantine: "......"

[Emotional value from Happy Hogan +799]

[Emotional value from Natasha Romanoff +981]

[Emotional value from Phil Coulson +983]

Putting down his phone, Deadpool perfectly recorded the scene.

Especially the moment when Pepper snatched the baby from Happy's hands, the timing was perfect!

He excitedly patted Constantine on the shoulder and shouted.

"Constantine, I'm really going to be famous this time! Rocket-spiral-to-the-top famous!!!"

[Emotional value from Wade Wilson +999]

......

The next morning.

《Tony Stark Unexpectedly Gives Birth to a Child, What Gender Should It Be Assigned To?》

《When Men Can Give Birth, Where Will Women Go?》

《Tony Gives Birth, How Crazy!》

《On Tony Stark and Happy, Miss Pepper's Love Triangle Life, Who is the Father, Who is the Mother?》

《Countless Scientific Bigwigs Express Shock, A New Wave Set Off in the Scientific Community!》

《......》

Even the heat of the Vomiting Disease couldn't completely suppress the explosive news of "Tony Gives Birth."

And the unspoken taboo secrets of his love triangle with Pepper and Happy are even more eye-catching to many readers.

The BL market is on fire, the most popular gossip is all about the three of them, and many editors are adding fuel to the fire, determined to bring everyone the latest heart-pounding experience.

The child was born with a halo, the darling of thousands.

The "mother" is the world-renowned playboy, billionaire - Tony Stark.

The "father" is his secretary - Pepper Potts.

At the moment of the child's birth, the five godfathers outside the door turned around together and gave her their blessings.

Only an evil witch hid in the corner, watching everyone with fierce eyes.

The brave Miss Pepper and the Happy Warrior went into battle together, and together they defeated the evil witch and saved the child's life.

But there was a slight flaw in the question of who the child's father was.

After unremitting efforts, Miss Pepper finally defeated the Happy Warrior and officially won the title of "Father"......

The internet is full of true and false news. Under the conscious promotion of the American government, the news of "Tony Gives Birth" was rapidly hyped into the headline news of the day with an explosive speed.

They wanted to divert the public's attention and cover up the damage caused by the Vomiting Disease to New York. The Biden administration quickly seized the opportunity to publicize that the Vomiting Disease had passed and announced to everyone that more budget would be allocated to the Public Health Service in the second half of this year.

Only at the very end of the article, a line of tiny, fly-sized characters thanked S.H.I.E.L.D. for its help.

As for the specific content and how S.H.I.E.L.D. helped, nothing was written.

Naturally, reporters asked about this situation, but they were all rejected by the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in the name of personal privacy.

But at the same time, they unilaterally disclosed Tony Stark's personal privacy without his authorization.

This double standard is really well played. The Dong Country government condemned it immediately and expressed deep condolences for Tony Stark's tragic experience.

At the same time, the Dong Country's Ministry of Foreign Affairs began to formally introduce the two warriors of S.H.I.E.L.D. to the international news media.

It was because of their participation that the Vomiting Disease could be resolved.

In view of the curiosity of all netizens about the two members, Zheng Xian, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., held a press conference as soon as possible to reveal to reporters.

"Li Ang and Da Vinci, two important members of S.H.I.E.L.D., will return to their motherland soon.

At that time, we will conduct a live broadcast to express our sincere respect to our two heroes......"

In short, the news about Li Ang and Da Vinci completely exploded on the Internet in Dong Country!

On the other side.

Our comrade Deadpool also became popular in an unexpected way.

Not only did he become popular, but he became a sensation.

Although it was not quite the same as Deadpool's expected mercenary internet celebrity, it was also a perfect entry into the industry, and a hit.

Now he's so happy, he doesn't twist his waist anymore, he doesn't dance anymore, he's as flirtatious as he can be, and his friend Vanessa is very satisfied with his performance, unlocking more positions for him.

He is so happy every day that he doesn't want to leave, laughing like a fool, in short, one word - "awesome!"

As for Constantine, he and Li Ang exchanged phone numbers, and Coulson personally saw them off at Kennedy Airport.

"Master Li Ang, Mr. Da Vinci, S.H.I.E.L.D. is very grateful for your help!"

Coulson handed a box of gifts to them and said affectionately: "Gentlemen, next time, I hope to fight alongside you again!"

"Easy, easy." x2

Li Ang and Da Vinci accepted the gifts and saw Constantine hand over a book.

"This is a book recording magic. It may not be useful to you, but it can also increase your knowledge......"

Taking the thick black leather book, Li Ang flipped through it casually and found that it was full of knowledge about demons and against demons.

"Thanks, buddy ~"

Li Ang said thank you, waved his hand, and turned to leave with Da Vinci.

The person responsible for picking them up was a special forces king, code-named War Wolf.

First, he gave a standard military salute, and then personally took the luggage from their hands.

"Leaders, you have worked hard!"

"Director Zheng Xian is very satisfied with your performance and is eagerly awaiting your return!"

"Haha, easy, easy ~"

Pushing his sunglasses, Li Ang帅气 gave a snap of his fingers, stepped forward proudly, and slammed into the transparent glass door.

Da Vinci laughed and ridiculed him, raising his face and passing by him.

Bang!

He was even more ruthless and bleeded from the nose on the spot.

"......"

Twitching his mouth, War Wolf quickly reminded: "Leaders, please enter from here."

Somewhat embarrassed, Li Ang and Da Vinci readjusted their clothes, wiped the blood from their noses, and then pretended that nothing had happened, and quickly walked into the doorway on the side.

The three took Evergreen Airlines and spent 23 hours to reach Shanghai Pudong International Airport.

As soon as they got off the plane, there was a sea of people outside, and the scene was full of fans. They held posters and banners issued by S.H.I.E.L.D. and shouted the names of Li Ang and Da Vinci.

Director Zheng Xian and the Mayor of Shanghai were personally responsible for the reception, and walked out of Pudong International Airport accompanied by fans and reporters all the way.

Next, their itinerary is relatively tight. They will participate in 17 press conferences and connect to 32 TV news channel programs.

The great Director Zheng Xian waved his hand and had only one request: be sure to promote S.H.I.E.L.D. at every press conference and program, and bring more positive energy.

So, in the days that followed, the two fell into busy schedules, cursing and complaining.