American comics: This guy is crazy
Chapter 444: Overthrow the Fake Emperor and Grab the Golden Toilet
Why is there an ordinary person here?
A cruel colonial planet where wars often occur.
This allowed many shelters to be built to accommodate people to hide.
Of course, normal people would not be stupid enough to join the battlefield, unless they were the Imperial Guard.
"Ah..., sister, you are injured."
Allen looked at Captain Yaris and said, "Let me help you stop the bleeding."
Phew…
hiss!
Under everyone's incredulous gaze, Allen actually inserted his fingers into their leader's wound.
"Don't worry about the details, just ask if the bleeding has stopped." Allen said proudly.
Suddenly, the power sword was placed on his neck, and the battle sister said firmly: "This person may have been contaminated by Chaos and turned crazy."
Phew…
hiss!
Allen pulled out his finger angrily and said righteously: "The four vendors of Chaos want to contaminate me. Have you ever considered the possibility of me contaminating them?"
However, it was Captain Yaris who was hurt the most.
With his excellent physical fitness, the wounds scabbed over quickly, but as Allen thrust in and out, blood sprayed out as if for free.
"Give him a genetic test and purify him on the spot if there is any problem." Yalis said with a cold face.
In a confused state, Allen stuffed an ellipse detection instrument into his hand.
"No Chaos Energy detected."
"No genetic modification detected."
"No genetic contamination detected."
"Conclusion: pure-blood human."
As soon as the results came out, many nuns' eyes suddenly became shocked.
The term pureblood human had not been mentioned in a long time.
Moreover, the entire empire is now looking for traces of pure-blooded humans.
"The combat plan has changed. It has been temporarily modified to protect the target and escort it to Terra safely."
Yaris made a decisive decision. In an instant, many battle nuns surrounded Allen, formed a defensive wall with their bodies, and evacuated to a safe area.
"Sisters, I can protect myself, can you please stay away? After all, I am a serious boy." Allen said shyly.
The nuns were unmoved and still maintained their defensive formation.
Yalis did not forget her righteous words and said: "Your life now does not belong to you, but to the Emperor. I can tell you clearly that the value of your life far exceeds the planet under your feet."
"..."
This time, Allen was even more confused.
I am a mentally ill person, so I am really flattered that so much attention is paid to me.
"Something's wrong. This is the Warhammer world. Am I making things too simple?"
Allen's IQ was suddenly going up and down, and he was suddenly overloaded. He asked with a straight face: "Are you spying on my delicate body?"
"No comment."
Yaris threw away the power sword in her hand and picked up Allen with one hand, as if she was worried about him escaping.
"Let me go, shameless bad woman, I know you are not well-intentioned and want to get my pure body." Allen shouted, but did not resist and break away.
The Sisters of Battle retreated to a bunker area and immediately requested support from the fleet in space.
Report the matter truthfully and then transmit it back to Terra through the warp network.
Once this news was sent back, it was immediately delivered to Regent Guilliman through accelerated channels.
Immediately afterwards, an order was issued to reach the battle group near the target world and immediately go to escort the pure-blooded humans back.
And on the battlefield.
The Necron side's offensive became increasingly fierce.
The more the Battle Sisters held on to resist, the more they suspected something fishy was going on.
"Pork ribs, nothing more."
Allen stuck his head out and saw the Necron sniper who was shooting and moving to another place.
As long as the emerald green ray hits the target, its life will be taken away instantly.
He had planned to step in to help many times, but it was a pity that the Battle Sister had been determined not to let Allen take action.
Boom boom boom...
Suddenly, several Space Marines in full power armor, with large firearms in their hands, loaded with explosive bombs the size of grenades, fired at the Necron's position to suppress them.
"The rescue ship will be here soon, don't wander around."
The green-painted power armor Space Marine symbolizes the Brother Astartes of the Origin Chapter.
At the same time, a team of Space Marines escorted an object that looked like a gas tank and placed it deep in the ground.
"Sister, what is the shit jar doing?"
"..."
Yaris was speechless for a while when Allen called him a space warrior.
Space Marines who are completely wrapped in power armor do have to wear it for a long time, but they have storage devices inside.
Of course, we cannot rule out the possibility of channeling.
But professionally trained Astartes monks don't care about external filth.
Moreover, Space Marines are noble beings of the empire. Each one of them is the best selected from among ten thousand, but they are strong men that all mankind looks up to.
Not long after, a response spacecraft arrived.
Yaris carried Allen and boarded the ship, while the other battle sisters provided defense and did not choose to go together.
"Don't care about the sisters?" Allen asked.
"It is an honor for a Sister of Battle to die in the service of the Emperor."
Allen heard something different from this statement.
Quickly taking off, heading straight for the mothership in space, followed closely by the Space Marines returning in other ships.
The rough mothership is crazy, and the interior layout is like a silly, black and thick industrial punk.
Allen looked through the observatory glass, and suddenly a red light spot covered the entire planet at a speed visible to the naked eye on the originally gray planet surface.
"You destroyed the entire planet?"
At this moment, Allen realized what the Space Marines had buried.
It was definitely a nuclear bomb similar to the one that destroyed the planet, and it killed the lives of an entire planet without any hesitation.
Although the colony was caught in a war, there were hundreds of millions of people hiding in the shelter.
"To ensure that your information is not leaked, any possibility of existence must be eliminated." The Space Marine answered truthfully.
"I am too naive and forgot that this is the Warhammer world."
Allen changed his usual heartless expression and looked lonely and desolate.
He knew in his heart that it was because of him that hundreds of millions of people died.
He was to blame for the fault.
"False Emperor, evil god, what am I doing..."
Allen looked up suddenly and said viciously: "I will pull the false emperor off the golden toilet and give him a suppository to cure his thousand-year constipation."
"Shut up!"
Such treasonous words, when heard by the Space Marines, could be judged and killed on the spot.
The leading Space Marine picked up Alan and warned him, "You have pure blood genes that can heal the Emperor's injuries. Otherwise, you are useless."
However, Alan was not someone who could be manipulated at will.
He reached out and grabbed the Space Marine's thumb.
Crack!
With a little force, he broke it off.
"It's all bullshit."
As soon as he finished speaking, Alan smashed the Space Marine against the metal wall with one hand, and a human figure was smashed out.
"..."
Suddenly, everyone was shocked.
An ordinary person has such a strong power.
Humans before 30K were not so excessive.
"Arrest him, control him."
The Space Marine who pulled his body out of the wall ordered angrily.
Due to the order of the Regent, the other Space Marines must be sent back intact, so they can only draw out the power sword and try to attack with the sword body.
A flick of the finger.
Two soul symbols exploded in the air.
Four reinforced dragon bone skeletons.
A Qilin beast.
"What creature, Necrons?"
Poof...
The dragon bone skeleton pierced through the chest of the Space Marine with one sword, and the poisonous fire instantly penetrated the body.
Even though the body has been modified to be immune to toxins, it is completely like a decoration when encountering the Taoist's deadly toxin.
[Kill the Ultramarines, experience points +700]
This...
Killing a Space Marine with one sword is simply an incredible thing.
The Space Marine's power armor has a psychic field and a special ceramic alloy, and it is safe even if it is hit by a large-caliber howitzer.
But the ugly skeleton soldier was killed with one sword.
"Kill the target, he is a spy of the Necrons."
Skeleton soldiers have been summoned to fight, which is a conspiracy of the Necrons in the eyes of the Space Marines.
Looking at the entire Warhammer world, only the Rib Kings can drive skeleton soldiers to fight.
The mothership sailed in the subspace network, and the battle inside the ship was in full swing.
The Space Marines on standby gathered to coordinate the attack, but the four skeleton soldiers and a Qilin beast were more ferocious.
However, they always wanted to capture Alan alive.
After all, the emperor who was dormant on the golden throne needed pure blood genes to heal himself.
With a loud bang.
A black light penetrated the central room of the mothership.
The Chaos Demons lurking in the warp had obviously been waiting for an opportunity for a long time.
The Chaos Demons coming from all directions, as well as the fallen Chaos Space Marines, surrounded the mothership like a tide.
"Defense, ask the Empire for help."
The Space Marines separated some of them to contain Alan, and the rest immediately fought against the Chaos Demons.
The Warp Webway is the home of the four Chaos Evil Gods, and encounters with the Empire often break out.
Of course, there are more than four evil gods, but the four vendors are the most powerful.
Alan stepped into the chaotic void along the damaged mothership, and suddenly felt waves of corrosive power invading his body.
"This is the power of chaos, twisted, degenerate, deformed, crazy..."
Alan said indifferently: "Tsk tsk tsk..., what's the big deal."
"Come back soon, chaos will corrode you."
The Space Marine frantically shouted to remind that pure-blooded humans could not resist the power of chaos.
Once contaminated, Alan would no longer be a pure-blooded gene.
It's a pity that Alan didn't care, the power of chaos couldn't corrode him at all.
What shocked the Space Marines even more was that Alan didn't need oxygen equipment to walk in the subspace network, and didn't even see any signs of distortion.
"Is this the power of pure blood?"
"But it's different according to the records."
"Pure blood just keeps the genes pure."
"..."
Alan's series of strange behaviors really made the Space Marines collapse.
This guy's combat power is no less than that of the leader of the regiment, um..., the leader wearing equipment, but the problem is that the other party is just wearing a set of hospital gowns.
Could it be that the hospital gowns are hidden secrets!
Ah!
Locking the target, Allen kicked a Chaos Space Marine with a righteous kick.
It wasn't over yet, Allen caught up and dragged the Chaos Space Marine back by the thigh, and no matter how he resisted, he couldn't get rid of it.
"Ding! Doctor Allen is online..."
"Nurse Xiao Zuo, you suggest cutting off the patient's excess tissue for plastic surgery."
"Nurse Xiao You, you mean to kill the patient and reduce his pain."
"No, no, no..., Doctor Allen is a gynecological expert who saves lives and heals the wounded. I can't give up on the patient. I have a bottom line when it comes to wearing underwear."
Watching Alan answering questions to himself like a clown, the Space Marine's face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum in his helmet.
The captured Chaos Space Marine roared angrily until he became obedient after being hit by two big cunts. To be more precise, he was stunned.
"Breast humiliation ray!"
Pose a shameful posture and shoot a ray of light.
Cleansing light, dispel negative effects.
Ouch...
Suddenly, the Chaos Space Marine wailed in pain.
His whole body was burned black as if it was on fire.
"The priest's skills are too targeted, let's try the Taoist skills."
Divine Light.
Rays of golden light emerged on the Chaos Space Marine.
The strange tissue on the surface of the body was shriveling and decomposing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"It works!"
"Increase the strength."
The Divine Light was thrown out like it was free.
The Space Marines watching were once again out of their minds.
Reversing Chaos degeneration, a technology that the Empire does not have.
Uh…
During the purification process, black blood flowed out of the Chaos Space Marine's helmet.
"The Chaos erosion is too serious. Is the internal organ irreversible?"
Alan raised his hand and performed a healing spell, proudly saying: "Treatment and purification at the same time, double the happiness, so cool."
In less than a minute.
The Chaos Demons and Space Marines seemed to have seen a miracle.
The fallen Space Marines were rescued, and it seemed that they had been degraded for hundreds of years. If it were the Imperial Army, they would have destroyed them without hesitation.
Pah!
This Space Marine knelt on one knee and said: "From today on, you are my master. Please rescue my brother from Chaos."
That's right, he rebelled with Horus and has no loyalty to the false emperor.
"Don't ask, shit pot."
Alan said arrogantly: "Our slogan is to overthrow the false emperor and take away the golden toilet."
"Overthrow the false emperor, take away..."
The surrendered Space Marine wanted to follow the slogan, but stopped in the middle of the sentence.
"Kill this human at all costs!"
The demon prince roared and ordered.
A being that can reverse degeneration is as threatening as a Space Marine regiment.
"Capture this man alive for the Emperor."
The Space Marines raised their arms and shouted, charging towards Allen like crazy.
Hmm...
Boss, you've violated the law of heaven!
Is it too late for me to turn from darkness to light now?
The surrendered Space Marine was paralyzed with fear.
Just after getting rid of the chaos, he was drowned in the endless tide of enemies on both sides, and almost cried.
"Human wave tactics?!"
Alan narrowed his eyes slightly, and said with a face immersed in memories: "That year, the flower-growing family had poor weapons, and relied on the efforts of the rabbits to establish the status of the five great good people on Blue Star."
"Master, don't sigh, there are too many enemies, let's evacuate quickly." Shit Pot urged.
"Oh..., Beibei."
Alan held his head and said with a serious expression: "It is impossible to avoid love. You must face it bravely and remember your best."
"..."
You are crazy.
I won't wait for you to die.
The Space Warrior was about to get up and run for his life, but he heard a click and became stunned in an instant.
Alan snapped his fingers, and dimensional gates suddenly appeared in the void, exuding a breath of death.
"I won't pretend anymore. I'm going to show my cards. I'm Aidoyu."
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