American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

There is a classic scene in the Marvel Universe that has finally taken place, that is, the famous Thor has a fatal weakness – he is really afraid of electric shocks.

Whether it is being knocked down by Daisy with a wolf-proof stun gun now, or being brought to the boundary of the universe by his sister in the future, and being imprisoned and enslaved by Gao Tianzun’s”electric shock therapy”.

Thor has proved that his physique is really special.

On the one hand, he can use his divine power to burst out thunder and lightning that destroys the world, but on the other hand, his resistance to external electric shocks is not even comparable to his own weak body, Frost~ Brother Giant.

“This guy is so scary.”

Daisy patted her big bear with lingering fear.

“Did you just stun him?”

Jane Foster looked at Daisy in disbelief.

“ah? He scared me.”

Daisy innocently raised the stun gun in her hand.

I saw that this stun gun was also engraved with the words”enhanced power”. Anyway, judging from the performance of Thor, this stun gun is It is definitely much more powerful than the one used by the police.

After all, the stun guns used by the police are often ineffective against niggas, and there are often niggas who carry several stun guns to attack the police. It cannot be said that the Asgardian Thor His physique is not even as good as that of niggas, right?

Of course.

It may also be a police stun gun, which has been deliberately lowered in power by many American police departments, so that they can have a reason to pull out real firearms and empty the magazines to obtain administrative leave for themselves.

Anyway.

Thor, the God of Thunder, must be very sensitive to electric shocks, otherwise he would not lie down so quickly.

Although Thor, the God of Thunder, has been temporarily sealed by Odin, even the body of an ordinary Asgardian The quality should also exceed the strength of Captain America Steve.

This has been explained in the American TV series”Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.”

“It’s so powerful. It seems that the merchant does not make any false claims. Even this tough guy can’t stand it. I have to give the merchant a big praise.”

“This big brother must really need cardiopulmonary resuscitation.”

Daisy marveled at the power of the products she purchased online.

Don’t tell me.

If the stun gun merchants could know that their products directly stunned the real Thor, it is estimated that this record would definitely be enough for the merchants to brag about for a lifetime.

Thor is afraid of electricity.

This It’s a hot joke

“Why do you carry this thing with you?……”Jane Foster walked up to Daisy and took the stun gun in Daisy’s hand with a strange expression and looked at it carefully for a while.

I don’t know if she saw the effect of the stun gun and was a little tempted to follow it and place an order online.

“Look at my body that everyone loves, I just have walking hormones, okay? A beauty like me can easily attract the attention of perverts when walking outside.”

Daisy is not narcissistic.

She does have extremely proud capital.

Innocent boys may like that kind of skinny girl, but people who really know how to appreciate it will definitely only be interested in Daisy who is so fleshy but not I’m interested in fat bodies.

I guess it’s more than 36D

“If you use something like this that obviously does not comply with the regulations and has an unknown origin, you can easily get sued. I hope this man will not hold you accountable when he wakes up.”

Professor Eric stepped forward to check on Thor’s condition.

Yes.

He was indeed stunned.

He was still rolling his eyes crazily.

“What to do?”

Daisy was a little dumbfounded after hearing Professor Eric’s words. She had never thought that she would be held accountable just now. Thor’s ferocious roaring and questioning tone really frightened her.

In fact, Jane Foster and Ari Professor Ke was also very frightened just now. After all, Thor is a general who has been fighting abroad for many years, and he is also the crown prince of the Kingdom of God for many years. The momentum he burst out when he asked loudly was really fierce

“There are no cameras in the wilderness here. How about we dig a hole and bury him?”Professor Eric looked at Thor who fell to the ground and gave advice.

Of course.

He was just joking.

“good idea!”

Daisy’s eyes lit up.

“……”

Jane Foster is extremely helpless towards her best friend

“It’s illegal to kill someone.”

She felt that she should remind her best friend to be a law-abiding citizen.

“What to do? Maybe I could give the girl a punch and say he was trying to molest me? Look at my figure, I’m sure the jury will believe me.”

Daisy blinked.

“I have an idea, but I need your cooperation.”

Jane Foster looked thoughtfully at the motionless Thor on the ground.

“As long as he doesn’t take my money, I can do whatever you want… My credit card is almost maxed out.”Daisy showed off her cuteness pitifully.

……

In the back compartment of Professor Eric’s SUV

“”Zzizizi~”

Jane Foster skillfully used a portable AED defibrillator to give Thor an external electric shock.

Don’t mention it.

Thor’s physique is indeed not generally sensitive to electric shocks. Jane Foster only But as soon as he pressed the button for the first time, Thor suddenly sat up with a deep breath.

“So easy to use?”

Jane Foster was stunned.

She looked at the AED defibrillator in her hand in surprise.

“Where is this place? who are you?”

Thor regained consciousness again, his eyes slightly blank.

“Hello, we found you in the wild. You were probably hit in the brain by a meteorite, so your current consciousness may be a little confused and you may have some hallucinations that did not happen.”

Jane Foster said to Thor in a serious tone. Her method was to blame the previous electric shock incident directly on Thor’s hallucination. Anyway, the three of them had already agreed on the same story just now, and no one could prove what they were seeing. The man has never had hallucinations, has he?

“is that so?”

Thunder God Thor frowned.

“Of course it is! That must be it!”

Daisy hurriedly played Thor next to her,”Look, your waist has not been cut off. We are kind-hearted people. Will we still lie to you?””

Her tone was full of finality.

Thor, the god of thunder, buttoned his head in confusion. He always felt that the Daisy in front of him looked familiar, but he couldn’t remember where he had seen this woman.

“You were indeed hit on the head by a meteorite. It’s a miracle that you are still alive now!”Professor Eric’s emotion was not just to cooperate with Jane Foster and Daisy.

He was really amazed at Thor’s”luck”. The pothole where Thor lay before was quite big. Obviously, the meteorite hit the ground with a strong impact.

Even now, Professor Eric can’t figure out why the man in the center is still alive, and where did the meteorite that fell from the sky go?

“Do you remember who you are?”

Jane Foster noticed that Thor, the god of thunder, was a little dazed. She frowned and asked with concern. She only felt that the strong man in front of her was a poor man who deserved sympathy.

“who I am……”

Thor, the god of thunder, began to think hard, and then, thousands of years of memories began to revive, and the glorious past and the experience of being driven not long ago flashed by like a revolving lantern.

“I am Thor Odinson, son of God King Odin, Asgard’s God of Thunder!”Thunder God Thor’s expression suddenly became serious, and he declared his identity solemnly.

His impassioned voice was full of richness.

However,

“……”

“……”

“……”

Jane Foster, Daisy, and Professor Eric showed extremely complex expressions that are difficult to describe.

“I made some mistakes and my Father God expelled me……”

Thor, the God of Thunder, looked at himself with a sad expression. He tried to awaken the divine power in his body, but it was as if he had never possessed divine power before and could not sense anything.

“Father God took away my power!”

Thor, no, Thor, who is no longer the God of Thunder, looks even sadder. He still doesn’t understand what he did wrong to offend Odin.

“Where are you here?”

Thor suddenly stood up and rushed out of the car, shocking the three people present. Daisy’s hand had already subconsciously touched another stun gun.

Fortunately, Thor did not do anything extreme. , he just jumped off the off-road vehicle and came to the empty outside, otherwise he would probably have scored twice and suffered an eye-rolling experience.

“Heimdall!! I know you can hear it!! Open the Rainbow Bridge!! I want to go back!!”Thor raised his head and shouted loudly at the night sky full of stars.

“Who is he talking to?”

Daisy poked her head out of the SUV’s window.

“Well, he might be a little insane. The Odin, Thor, and Heimdall he mentioned are all fictional characters in Norse mythology.”

Professor Eric’s knowledge reserve is quite good.

“Daisy, did you electrocute him into a psychopath?”

Jane Foster was stunned.

“It’s not my fault, it’s all that meteorite. Yes, this is a natural disaster. He has to find his insurance company, which has nothing to do with me.”

Daisy quickly denied it. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

At this moment,

Thor, who had been shouting at the sky without getting any response, suddenly walked quickly towards The iron carriage where the three scientists were sitting

“Here, this should be the edge of the Nine Realms? I need to return to the Asgardian Oracle to explain it to my Father God.”Thunder God Thor still stubbornly believes that his decision is not wrong.

He is doing it for the majesty and glory of Asgard in the Nine Realms.

“If you can help me return to God’s Realm, you will gain friendship from me. This is a promise from a future God King.”

Thor may be a fool, but he is definitely not a fool. He realized that he had lost his power, and the guardians of Asgard ignored his calls. He wanted to go back to Asgard.

He obviously had to Draw on the power of the people in this place

“Are you Thor, the son of Odin, the god of thunder, and now you are in trouble and need money to get home? Daisy looked at Thor with a”sudden realization” look on her face.

“It turns out there’s nothing wrong with your brain. I understand. I understand everything. I’ve seen this trick on the Internet. I have a little brother who was defrauded of five hundred dollars by the resurrected [Caesar].”

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“Can you liars upgrade your deception tactics? Also, what role can your friendship play? You might as well say that you will make us generals.”

Daisy showed a look of disdain.

But Thor didn’t understand what Daisy said.

“You can have whatever you want, gold, jewelry, artifacts.”Thor’s expression was really serious. He wanted to use these things in exchange for help from the bottom of his heart.

However ,

“Haha, I believe it, really.”

Daisy made a”quotation mark” gesture with her hands, which means”to speak ironically” in English.

“He seems to really think that he is the mythical God of Thunder.”

Professor Eric has known countless people in his life. He discovered the confidence and calmness in Thor’s words. Such weirdness made him doubt Thor.

“There might really be something wrong with this guy’s brain!”

Professor Eric said firmly.

“ah?”

Daisy’s eyes widened again.

Isn’t this a scam [Caesar’s Resurrection]?[]

“We have to take him to a small town hospital.”

Jane Foster has the potential to become the female Thor, and naturally has a helpful heart. Besides, she is also worried that Daisy will electrocute the man in front of her.

“Are you willing to help me?”

Thor hasn’t realized that he has become a psychopath in the eyes of three people.

“Get in the car.”

Jane Foster returned a smile.

“Can this thing take me back to Asgard?”Thor looked at the iron carriage in front of him, and he jumped on the back of the off-road vehicle again with some suspicion.

“Yes, yes, definitely taking you home.”

Daisy knows that mental patients cannot be stimulated. She feels that if Thor goes to a mental hospital in his current situation, he will definitely feel the warmth of returning home.

“All right.”

Thor was still a little suspicious, but he had no other choice. After returning to the back of the carriage, he accidentally sat on the electric defibrillator.

It might be a coincidence.

Or it might be the vast universe. Will.

Not only did Thor sit on the defibrillator, but the pressure generated by his butt sitting down also accidentally triggered the start button.

“sizzling~~~”

One second, Thor was about to smile and say thank you to everyone, but the next second, before he could say anything, his eyelids and limbs twitched and he fainted.

This time.

I spit out the foam right away

“Damn it, does this machine have such a strong current?”

Professor Eric quickly turned off the main power of the defibrillator.

“This is just a portable machine, and the current is not large.……”Daisy grabbed the manual for the AED defibrillator and looked at the current symbol on it with a speechless expression.

“Just 150-360J, tsk tsk, Thor, that’s it?”

She really thought Thor might be an embroidered pillow. He looked big, but his body was weak.”This guy’s muscles must have been created by injections and medicine.”

Daisy’s tone was full of determination.

“Professor, drive back to the town quickly.”

Jane Foster is not easy to evaluate either.

She only knows that it is definitely not normal to be shocked to the point of spitting out foam.

“Okay, okay.”

Professor Eric hurriedly started the car and drove to the town.

He kept looking back. He was afraid that the spitting Thor would kill himself… This car was a new one that I just bought, and no one wanted it. Suddenly, a soul ring appeared out of thin air.

The off-road vehicle drove towards the small town.

At this time, the people in the vehicle did not know what happened to their destination.

【Destiny points +7231】

【Destiny points +9832】

【Destiny Points +8321]

Only Chu Mu, who has been paying attention to the”Necronomicon”, can feel the influence of the”Necronomicon” from the continuous [Destiny Points] feedback.

“”Ding ding ding~”

The cell phone at work also rang.

Obviously,

SHIELD probably discovered the anomaly in New Mexico. Faced with the possibility of overtime work, Chu Mu, of course, hung up the phone without saying anything, and then prepared to hide in the helicopter to find him. Where to go

【Fate Points +213123】

Suddenly.

Chu Mu, who was hiding in Source Castle, was stunned for a moment by a large [Destiny Points] feedback from the system.

“What famous characters are there in that town?”

The more than 200,000 [Destiny Points] obviously will not come from ordinary people. After Chu Mu checked the scope of influence of the”Necronomicon”, he did not find Thor, the God of Thunder, who was still in the suburbs.

However ,

��Saw a hammer placed outside the town

“Thor’s hammer?”

Chu Mu showed an expression of great surprise.

This change was indeed a deviation from his previous plan, and he did not expect that it would conflict with the plot of Thor 1.

Of course.

For Chu Mu, such an accident is not a bad thing.

Thor Thor’s intrusion may allow him to better arrange the drama this time.

“I made a god-killer, and now a god actually appears……”Chu Mu has begun to look forward to the encounter between Thor and [Kratos]..