American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

Because when Chu Mu was dealing with Lucifer just now, his nerves were in a highly tense state, which caused Chu Mu to only pay attention to the disaster that Lucifer might cause.

He tried his best and was highly concentrated to give Lucifer the hint that”he is like God”, and in order to reserve space for himself to defend himself like”whether the Tathagata has come or not?”, he also racked his brains and evaded It’s a way of claiming that you might be caught with your chicken feet. to be honest.

This is definitely not a simple matter. At least when facing an existence of Lucifer’s level, Chu Mu was not as relaxed as when he was weaving lies before.

This also caused Chu Mu to spend all his attention on dealing with and deceiving Lucifer, thus ignoring the mess that Lucifer had made.

Even the moment before Lucifer chose to leave without saying a word, Chu Mu was still thinking about how to trick Lucifer back to hell. Later, Chu Mu’s attention was attracted by the sound of the [Destiny Gift Box].

Reverse the wording.

Chu Mu really felt that there must be some kind of special information silently”revealed” by the system.

Although the appearance of the female demon Mazekin interrupted his thoughts, the lingering smell of the female demon Mazekin made Chu Mu pay attention to SHIELD’s septic tank.

Until now.

When the female demon Mazejin left, the dirty smell left behind made Chu Mu recall his original intention of coming to this office through the cleaners.

Big changes in S.H.I.E.L.D.!

S.H.I.E.L.D. was subjected to some kind of reality subversion by Lucifer!

One thing to say.

Nick Fury became a cleaner, even if he couldn’t change back, it would not have any impact on Chu Mu. He even felt that Nick Fury, the cleaner, looked more pleasing to the eye.

But for people like Gemma Simmons and Leo Fitz, two long-time colleagues, as well as other SHIELD agents, Chu Mu really didn’t want them to continue to be influenced by Lucifer.

After all, for Chu Mu, S.H.I.E.L.D. is his”resting place”, and he doesn’t want to have to deal with all kinds of magical plots in a place used to relax.

What a masturbation contest.

There are also those erroneous and ridiculous remarks and views on things between men and women… Chu Mu can’t say he hates them, but he definitely can’t say he likes them.

Only guys like Lucifer would find it interesting.

It is estimated that it is more or less the result of the instigation of the female demon Mazekin. Demons in hell may not be able to do it in other places, but they are definitely extremely interested in this aspect.

After all, many ways of playing games between men and women were introduced to the world by demons in hell. Lucifer can agree with the female demon Mazekin’s transformation of S.H.I.E.L.D., but it’s actually hard to tell whether he just wants to destroy”Daddy’s toys” and taint God’s preferences with the filth of hell. certainly.

Whether it’s Lucifer’s own bad taste or Lucifer’s simple desire for revenge, the current situation in SHIELD is absolutely unsightly and difficult to look at.

Even Chu Mu really couldn’t bear it. Look, he created dozens of holes in the ground, but no agents have come to see why.

This is not because the agents did not discover it, but because many agents’ minds have been transformed. Things that they would have been highly vigilant about and responded to in a crisis immediately feel”not very important” and they pay more attention to It’s still the”jerk off” contest that will be reported this afternoon.

Many people hide in their offices and conduct”training” secretly. There are many agents like Leo Fitz who train with sloppy steps and pale faces.

Even the female agents are obsessed with the so-called [roasted chicken competition], and their minds are only filled with thoughts on how to make themselves more [roasted chicken] in the afternoon competition.

What is an agent to do?

How should an agent respond to unknown dangers?

How should agents handle emergencies?

These most basic things for SHIELD staff are now completely forgotten by all SHIELD agents and they don’t care at all.

It’s not that they don’t have these abilities, but that like”contaminated” creatures, their thinking is no longer a healthy and normal thinking.

Those two games with Lucifer.

It’s like a certain kind of [imprint] on the mind.

Deeply control all SHIELD’s thoughts within the scope of what Lucifer wants, that is, the thinking mode that [Jerking Contest] and [Roast Chicken Contest] are more important than the end of the world.

“once! twice! three times! Try to exercise twenty more times before competing!”

“My speed is too slow! And my movements are not artistically beautiful at all! Oh my God! I watched it secretly! How could Robert have so many tricks!”

“I need a diamond-like texture! So, now, find me an electric fan to do strengthening training, I will definitely be able to bring glory to our department……”

“If I don’t get the ranking, how will I be able to hold my head high in the department in the future? Uh-huh, the people in our experimental department are not physically strong enough.”

“Don’t be afraid, I’ll cut it off for you and replace it with vibranium… This is the precious metal left behind by Tony Stark’s father.”

……

These are the thoughts and murmurs of male agents.

Female agents are not willing to give in too much.

“This dress is not enough! This dress has too much fabric! This dress is too transparent! Damn it! Why don’t I have any clothes that a real roast chicken should have!”

“Hehehe, I stole a lot of food-grade silicone from the warehouse. I have to find a place to inject myself. I have to become the roast chicken queen!”

“I don’t know if I can bribe the judges! Uncomfortable! Uncomfortable! Why am I only a D cup! Jenny next door is a whole lot older than me!”

“I can launch missile cups! It will surely amaze the whole audience!”

……

Even if Chu Mu stood in the now empty office and listened, he could still hear the voices of agents on every floor of the entire SHIELD building.

Men and women.

Almost most of them are discussing or muttering to themselves about the two competitions. The personality of this kind of person who has been”branded” and the completely”branded” Savitar are almost the same.

All are incompletely complete.

Just like the [Steel Seal of Thought] in the Trisolaran Universe, even the most outrageous things can be regarded as commonplace and even the rules of the world.

The reason why most people are discussing and muttering to themselves about Lucifer’s ridiculous competition is not because there are still some people who are not affected by Lucifer.

To know.

Even Cassidio, an angel, cannot escape the influence. Of course, even those special talents and strangers in SHIELD cannot escape for some reason.

Now Cassidy is still crying in Chu Mu’s office, constantly kneeling and begging with the most pious attitude, hoping that”God” can give him a tool to participate in the competition.

How can those superpowers, magicians and the like who can be recruited by SHIELD have the means and ability to resist Lucifer’s”will”?

Even the real master of magic, Constantine, is now arranging relevant scenes for Lucifer… The reason why most people only live their lives around this aspect of the game.

There is no other reason.

It’s because the competition has an age limit. so.

Those who are older will naturally not”work hard” on this aspect, but this does not mean that they are not affected by Lucifer’s will.

The level of attention paid to the game.

In fact, they are not willing to give in too much.. It’s just that compared to those”players” who are under great pressure and need constant training and adjustment, they have more time to do other things. for example

“There is actually a big hole in this place? Come on, come on, come on and take a look, this hole seems to run through the entire building!!!”

“Oh my God! How dangerous would it be if someone fell? On which floor did the experimental accident occur?”

“I just looked for it, and it’s a big hole that starts from the office of the Supernatural Handling Department and goes straight up. This should be the responsibility of the Supernatural Handling Department.”

“Paranormal Division! ? Damn it! They are definitely cheating! I found a contestant who can freely change the size of that part to compete!”

“What!!! They are simply too bad!! This is not fair!!”

This group of middle-aged and elderly agents who did not need to prepare for the competition discovered the big hole where Chu Mu”hit the sky” all the way, but they did not make any emergency response.

Instead, they gathered around the big hole on their respective floors. , started a buzzing discussion, and the content of the discussion was so outrageous that Chu Mu was speechless.

God damn found a superpower to compete! Chu Mu walked to the place where the ground in the director’s office cracked , looking down like the people on the floor below

“Can you shut up?”

Chu Mu was still worried about how to deal with the mess left by Lucifer. Naturally, his tone was not very good.

Those SHIELD agents didn’t mind Chu Mu’s attitude at all, but raised their heads one by one. , shouted to Chu Mu through the big hole that was knocked out by Chu Mu

“Hey, are you the one with superpowers who can automatically adjust the size of your organs? We’ll give you double what the paranormal department paid you!”

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“So what, the statue outside isn’t a statue made according to your maximum expression of super power, right? Was it a model or mold made from your thing?”

“Statues were erected for this man! He must be the default champion! There is a shady story! I want to report it!”

……

These people are shouting.

Chu Mu’s expression became exciting again. It is true that after Lucifer left and obtained the [Destiny Gift Box], small system prompts began to rise in his ears. but.

Even if these small system prompts came from changes in SHIELD, Chu Mu really didn’t want to get [Destiny Points] feedback from this channel.

In fact, there is still a doubt hidden in this situation.

That’s why Lucifer never gained [Fate Points] from the changes in SHIELD before he was [Reversed Fate].

This question is also worth pondering, but Chu Mu obviously doesn’t have the mood to think deeply anymore. Looking at the mess left by Lucifer, he no longer even thinks about issues related to Lucifer and God – lying on the He is not in the mood to open the [Destiny Gift Box] in the system just yet.

“I need to find a way to change these people back.”

Chu Mu is really tired of this outrageous situation in SHIELD.

He really doesn’t understand.

If Lucifer likes these things. This guy just needs to find some agents to lead the way, and most agents know where to go. How do you navigate the way to a strip club?

It really doesn’t work.

If you look at the results of SHIELD’s backstage investigation of various places in New York, you can also find out where the kind of parties are held at all times. How can it turn SHIELD into a into a similar place?

“So, it’s really just revenge.”Chu Mu sighed tiredly. Some naughty children would only hit their father on the head with a toy gun and say”call him Brother Dou” in revenge.

But naughty children like Lucifer are undoubtedly even worse. Some

“I don’t know how Lucifer could think that SHIELD is God’s new toy… and my secret. Fortunately, the system is powerful enough that Lucifer can’t explore the source of the secret.”

Chu Mu was thinking as he prepared to find an agent to check what exactly Lucifer had done to these people. If the [brand] was not deep, he would be able to find a way to deal with it.

【The authority of the end.

A lot of power at some point.

Like Lucifer’s [Brand], existences of the same level may not be able to shake it, but as long as this [Brand] is not deep, Chu Mu can also let it go to the”final” ending, thereby eliminating Lucifer’s [Brand] After all, everything has an end.

Divine Brand is no exception.

And just when Chu Mu was about to bring up the agent downstairs who claimed that the statue outside was made of his mold and kept reminding others that there was a shady secret in the afternoon game.

“Damn Fuck!”

Outside the house.

Even through the thick door.

The penetrating sound is still clearly visible.

“Who on earth pooped in the bathroom again!! How long did it take for me to have constipation before I could pass out so much?!”Nick Fury’s voice is still so iconic.

It’s obvious.

He discovered the bathroom where the female demon Mazekin used to clean up after she ran out of the septic tank. Chu Mu could guess that without even looking. What would be the scene in that kind of place now?

Septic tank.

It is still a septic tank accumulated over many years.

It can be said to be the”Maotai” and”Wuliangye” among septic tanks! Nick Fury is just hysterical and full of anger. Roaring”Fuck Fuck” more than a dozen times is already a sign of good temper.

Maybe it has something to do with his change of identity? Without the identity of director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury would certainly not have the confidence to curse. There are so many directors of SHIELD.

After all, he is just a janitor.[] certainly.

It just roared for more than ten times and then stopped roaring. It may be that Nick Fury fainted in the bathroom due to the smell… The harmful gases emitted by those substances are no weaker than real poisons.

Chu Mu didn’t doubt it yet.

Of those people sent away by Lucifer, probably only the female demon Mazekin survived because of her race. The other men and women probably joined the ranks of”fermentation”.

It’s just a small pool in an ordinary community.

Many of the people who fell were directly poisoned to death.

Not to mention the”hoard” version of S.H.I.E.L.D. When Lucifer moved those people away, he didn’t considerately open the manhole cover for them, right? Thinking about Lucifer’s mood swings at that time, it seems impossible.

“Nick Fury won’t be poisoned, right?”

Just when such speculation inevitably arose in Chu Mu’s mind,

“Why can I smell Ollie’s scent everywhere! Is there someone in the bureau secretly eating Oli?”

Nick Fury’s angry voice sounded outside the door again.

It was a little closer.

“As long as you’re not dead, it’s just you.”Chu Mu gave up on the experimental subject he originally wanted to capture, and without saying a word, he captured Nick Fury outside the door.

“What are you going to do!!”

Nick Fury screamed in horror.

The next moment,

Chu Mu slapped him on the back of the neck unscientifically and knocked him unconscious on the ground.

“Hiss, Lucifer was really right, he was really good to Braised Eggman!”You don’t know if you don’t check. After checking, Chu Mu discovered that in addition to the [imprint] that changes memory and thinking,

Nick Fury was actually given a special gene by Lucifer that shouldn’t exist in this universe – the X factor!

That’s right!

It’s the X-gene that only exists in the universe of Magneto! The

X-gene in Nick Fury’s body gives Nick Fury a super sense of smell and extraordinary endurance. It’s no wonder that there is dirt wherever there is. Nick Fury is here.

This is obviously a special ability for cleaners customized by Lucifer for Nick Fury.

“Mutant Nick Fury……”

Chu Mu wanted to sell Nick Fury to Magneto..