American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

In fact, Chu Mu wanted to take Barrett out of Source Castle, but it was obviously not very scientific to conjure a sniper rifle out of thin air.

“You are right, the law has no role here, thanks for the reminder.”Chu Mu chuckled politely. His finger that seemed ready to pull the trigger at any time made the bartender look pale.

“I’m sorry…friend, I apologize to you. What I said just now was wrong and my voice was a little louder. I didn’t mean to threaten you.”

The burly bartender was almost scared to tears. He really didn’t expect that someone would pull out a gun at the slightest disagreement, and it was a pistol like the Desert Eagle that could kill most of his head with one shot.

It’s not that Asians don’t do it. Do you like playing with guns… This damn stereotype is killing people!

“If you like angels, I mean the ones with wings, I’d be happy to send you to see them, but I bet you five cents that you won’t make it to heaven.”

Chu Mu said and actually took out a coin with his other hand.

Who would be willing to make such a bet?

“I don’t want to die, please, please let me go.”The strong man’s voice trembled with fear, and he felt that he might indeed be about to burp.

Amidst the extreme fear and dizzy panic, the strong man’s bartender felt that he saw his dead mother, heading towards the other side of heaven. wave yourself

“With this little bit of courage, you still want to use me as fertilizer?”Chu Mu rolled his eyes and felt that the bartender in front of him really had a burly and strong physique in vain.

“If you want to survive, just tell me where you killed people and buried them. Don’t waste my time. The alien doctor TV series will be updated soon.”

Okay.

Chu Mu is also a loyal secret of”Alien Doctor”. After all, who can refuse the story of an alien doctor with two bulls who opens a harem in an American hospital?

“I…I don’t understand what you are talking about. I have never killed anyone, and I have never buried anyone.……”The burly bartender thought he might be facing prisoners who had escaped from a mental hospital.

“”Crackling~”

At this moment, the night behind Chu Mu began to thunder and lightning, which made the bartender feel that this scene was almost the same as those movies he had watched in which mentally ill patients killed each other.

He began to regret it..

He should not have applied for the bartender job in the first place.

If he had not applied for the bartender job, he would not have encountered a perverted mental patient… Who would threaten others to kill people while still thinking about what happened at 2:30 in the morning every night? Midnight TV show

“Those who are missing here, let me think about it, there are twenty-six people in total. You just admitted that you killed them and used them as fertilizer.”

Chu Mu felt that he must have encountered a psychopath. Otherwise, who in the right mind would use the corpses of so many people as fertilizer? The corpses of one or two people are enough to benefit a large area of land, okay?

“Are you talking about the disappearances?”

The burly bartender swallowed and raised his hands without daring to move. He was worried that as long as he reacted in any way, the madman in front of him would pull the trigger without hesitation.

“Don’t act stupid, do you know how valuable my time is? If nothing else happens, the alien doctor will take Nurse Marilyn’s blood tonight”

“You must know that Nurse Marilyn is also an alien. She is an alien who can transform into three giant bears whenever she gets excited. Don’t you think this plot is very exciting?”

Chu Mu looked at his watch.

He glared at the burly bartender impatiently.

“It really has nothing to do with us! The police came to investigate! There is no mistake that they are indeed our customers, but they all disappeared when they went to the small town in front!”

“We still have a certificate issued by the police here… I was wrong, I shouldn’t have pretended, I actually didn’t even dare to kill chickens, I am strong just because I have been able to eat them since I was a child!”

The burly man looked like he was about to cry. He even wanted to expose that he was still a virgin. He didn’t want to go to heaven to meet his mother before having sex.

“Is the police certificate in there?”

Chu Mu frowned slightly.

He actually wanted to close the case quickly.

But he was obviously not the kind of person who liked to give in and get the result.

“Yes, right at the bar counter, many customers have been wary recently, so we asked the police to issue a relevant investigation certificate.”

The bartender quickly told everything he knew.

“Can I go in now?”

Chu Mu thought of the pile of information on his co-pilot that he had not read through. It seemed to say that the police had conducted relevant investigations nearby. It’s all because those who collect information always like to collect boring information. information, otherwise I wouldn’t feel drowsy as if I were reading a Chinese reading comprehension question.

“Of course, of course.”

How can a burly bartender dare to say no?

“What a coward.”

Chu Mu didn’t really need to find the murderer. He only needed to prove that the disappearance was not a supernatural event. So when he learned that the bartender did not compost the body of the missing person, to be honest, he was actually a little disappointed. But he quickly adjusted his mentality.

No big deal.

Watch the replay tomorrow

“Don’t let me see you calling the police, otherwise, I guarantee they will only arrest you.”After Chu Mu showed his FBI ID, he left the bartender and walked into the door of the bar.

“Huhuhu~”

The burly bartender saw that the gun on his chin was gone. He couldn’t help but breathed a sigh of relief, and nodded crazily while holding on to the pillar next to him.

He didn’t expect Chu Mu to actually He was a detective. After seeing the ID that Chu Mu showed, he immediately gave up the idea of calling the police that had just arisen in his mind.

“Why does the FBI have such scary agents?……”

If there was no place to sit���

The burly bartender said that he had to relax his weak legs.

“Ding dong~”

Chu Mu pushed open the swaying wooden door, triggered the bell on the wooden door, and walked into the bar. He didn’t know if it was because of the heavy rain that there were not many customers in the bar.

“drink! now you!”

“It’s really not possible! How many cups is this!”

……

Since the bar was already a noisy place, and there was a thunderstorm outside, the people inside had no idea what was going on outside.

Even Chu Mu’s behavior of pushing the door open did not attract the attention of these drinking people. They are indeed hippies as stated in the information.

In the United States.

Hippie is not a complimentary term.

It was originally used to describe young people in Western countries in the 1960s and 1970s who rebelled against customs and the politics of the time. However, with the development of time, hippie can now only be regarded as a derogatory term, used to describe a group of people who like to have long hair (chda). Drug-taking, and restless groups riding motorcycles.

It’s probably equivalent to those exaggerated non-mainstream styles before Chu Mu’s time travel.

“I was deceived by Coulson.”(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Chu Mu looked at the surrounding environment. This was a bar converted from a wooden house. Not only were there no swaying young girls, but there were also no lights that represented the atmosphere.

In The people who drink in places like this are all rough and tumble. They don’t just drink when they get together, but they also smoke something that Chu Mu obviously knows is contraband.

Angel?

These drug addicts really know how to beautify themselves.

“If they take a few more puffs, they will indeed ascend to the sky, and they will probably burp as soon as their feet are raised.”Chu Mu walked to the bar and saw the certificate from the police station on the wall of the bar.

“Want something?”

The only girl in the whole room stood at the bar where the bar was responsible for receiving guests. She was a typical blonde hottie who seemed to be a pretty type.

After she saw a handsome guy coming into this remote bar, she Her eyes were shining, and she asked Chu Mu very enthusiastically.

After seeing too many fat-headed drug addicts, the hot blonde girl felt that Chu Mu was too pleasing to the eye. She even felt that she would not refuse to follow Chu Mu. a trip to the toilet

“What do you have to eat?”

Chu Mu didn’t have much hope for the food here. He looked up at the position above the bar. The TV with a small screen was playing a horse racing program.

Eat, drink and gamble.

The hippies here really took over.

“this is menu.”

The hot blonde girl tried her best to show her sweet smile.

Chu Mu didn’t look at her.

Instead, he looked down at the menu.

“Are you a black shop?”

Chu Mu’s question made the hot blonde girl stunned for a moment.

“A beef burger costs thirty dollars, which is much more expensive than chain stores in the city.”Chu Mu didn’t want to save money for SHIELD.

The main reason was that the thirty yuan hamburger made him want to complain.

What kind of beef was used to sell it so expensively?

Cowherd’s beef?

Neither does Weaver Girl. Will you agree?

“Our place is relatively remote, so……”The hot blonde girl made a”helpless” expression. If Chu Mu wasn’t a handsome guy, her attitude would obviously not be so good.

“A burger and a Jack Daniel’s.”

Chu Mu looked at the wine on the wine shelf.

No surprise.

Even cheap whiskey like Jack Daniel’s is already the top wine on the shelf of this bar. Compared with the price of food and wine, it is not outrageous.

“I’m asking you something.”

Chu Mu very knowledgeable took out a banknote with Franklin printed on it and handed it over.

“As long as it’s something here, I know everything.”

The blonde hot girl’s smile was much sweeter and brighter than when she wanted to hook up with Chu Mu. As expected.

Handsomeness cannot compete with money.

This is a wise saying everywhere.

……

Just when Chu Mu was questioning the blond hot girl, paying attention to the blond hot girl’s micro-expressions at all times, and began to use professional skills to analyze what might have happened to the missing person. outside the house.

It’s in the wilderness about two or three kilometers away from the bar.

“Rumble~”

“Rumble~”

The bad weather with lightning and thunder continued to rage. As the downpour and thunder became more and more intense, there were actually little sparks falling in the sky.

“”Rumble~”

A series of fist-sized black holes continued to appear on the ground, followed by an extremely huge thunder that almost resounded for hundreds of kilometers around.

“Ta-ta-ta~”

Countless sparks began to fall in this area. From the sparks that kept lighting up and extinguishing, a slender figure slowly walked out.

Wearing a black robe, the skin all over his body was unusually pale. That look His face, which looks relatively handsome, is filled with a lifeless energy that does not belong to living people.

“Roar!!!”

The man in black robe was very excited when he walked out of the Mars crash. He looked back at the torn sky, and opened his mouth in a way that was comparable to the [Slit Girl]

“world! I’m finally here!”

The corners of the black-robed man’s mouth had reached behind his ears, and he let out an extremely proud and wild laugh. The laughter was infinitely close to the”Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie” criticized by conservatives.”

“I will be here! Build a new hell! Just wait and see! My dear father!”

The man in black robe looked up to the sky confidently and roared.

As if he was declaring his ambition to some existence.