American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

early morning.

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s paranormal division.

The warm cappuccino was exuding wisps of heat. Chu Mu gently blew some of the foam on it and poured half the cup of coffee into his stomach.

The two SHIELD colleagues sitting in front of him were all staring at him with expectant expressions.

“Where did I just say that?”

Chu Mu put the coffee cup back on the table. Leofitz immediately filled it up for him, and then Gemma Simmons also handed over the beef jerky she had treasured for more than half a week.

“A man in a gorgeous robe descended from the sky, elegant and calm, and eliminated several demons in a matter of seconds. Then he turned his head and looked at you who was scared to death.”

Jemma Simmons immediately told the summary of the previous story.

“Not scared to pee!”

Chu Mu raised his voice and emphasized..

“Yes, yes, I almost pissed myself.”

Jemma Simmons nodded her little head and urged Chu Mu to tell the story behind

“It’s not that I’m defending, but in that situation, any one of you here would have behaved and reacted almost the same as me.”

Chu Mu made up the story matter-of-factly,”You don’t know how angry and ferocious those demons are, and their method of killing people is to call Jack the Ripper an expert when he comes.”

He still loves Jack the Ripper so much.

“Jack the Ripper has no superpowers. My dear Chu, are you sure what you encountered is really a demon? Not a mutant with some special superpower?”

Jemma Simons majored in life science.

It is difficult for her to use her professional knowledge to guess why there are demons in the world.

Those things from hell.

Obviously they do not belong to life or science.

“Are you doubting my judgment?”

Chu Mu slapped the table.

The coffee cup on the table shook a few times.

“I don’t dare, I don’t dare, I just want to know what happened next.”Leofitz just wants to listen to stories, and the devil will not threaten his position.

Even if the devil really exists, in Leofitz’s view, the increase in 047 workload he needs may be just from the invasion. The MP’s photo album turns into the invading demon’s photo album

“Yes, did that person kill you?”

Jemma Simmons’ curious inquiry was full of great wisdom.

Chu Mu didn’t want to know her in the same way.

“I was so frightened that I wanted to find my gun. At this time, I heard the laughter of”Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie” and lightning started to strike in the sky.”

“A more powerful demon is coming.”Chu Mu had a tone of extreme amazement, and his lifelike expression was as if he had really experienced these things.

“After beating my son and coming to my father, I only saw the color of the sky and the earth change. The man wearing single-rimmed glasses beat the new big devil back to hell with three strikes, five divided by two.”

Chu Mu said in an emphatic tone,”There really is a gate to hell. The demon was beaten so hard that it ran away with its head in its arms and kept shouting that it would definitely come back.”

The vivid story aroused great amazement from two colleagues.

“What do the gates of hell look like? Are there really a lot of heads up there? I heard that the cows of cheaters will also be hung on the gates of hell.”

Leofitz asked curiously.

“Um? Who did you hear this from?”

Chu Mu looked at Leofitz suspiciously.

“I heard from my mother that when my father cheated on me, she wanted to cut off my father’s cows and warned me not to be like my father in the future.”

Leofitz’s words were very frank.

“Did your mother succeed in the end?”Jemma Simmons gave Leofitz a thumbs up and once again showed her strong curiosity.

“Ahem.”

Chu Mu gave some slight reminders, and the two of them immediately realized who was the protagonist.

“Did you take pictures of the Gates of Hell?”

Leofitz continued to pour coffee for Chu Mu.

“Is that man a witcher?”

Gemma Simmons handed over the torn beef jerky.

“That person walked up to me, helped me up (chcj), and thoughtfully gave me a bottle of wine to calm my shock.”Chu Mu pointed to the whiskey he had stolen back.

“Treat you so well?”

“I don’t believe it. Didn’t you say that he was killing people randomly?”

Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz didn’t know what they were disappointed about. They seemed to want to see some more exciting plots.

“I finally figured it out! You want me to die!”

Chu Mu’s eyes widened.

The two colleagues quickly denied it with a guilty conscience.

“Mainly… if you become a ghost now, you will have the same reversal and shock as the movie.”Jemma Simmons said and touched the warmth of Chu Mu’s arm.

She was a little disappointed.

“Or maybe you have been brainwashed by him, modified your original memory, and filled you with false memories. In fact, the development of things is not what you thought!”

Leofitz made the assumption seriously. He didn’t realize that this guy actually had the potential to be a prophet. Chu Mu couldn’t help but look at him twice.

“impossible! Absolutely impossible!”

Chu Mu slapped the table again.

At this time,

Coulson, who had received the results of Chu Mu’s mission report in the morning and then went to find Nick Fury, also returned to the office with a tired body and mind.

“I’m glad you’re still alive, Agent Chu Mu.”Colson was very emotional about Chu Mu’s luck, and he said with a hint of memories.

“Generally, people with special abilities don’t want others to know what’s special about them. I’ve seen too many people silenced because of this. It’s good news for us that that person can let you go. Perhaps we can find and win him to our side.”

Colson and Nick Fury’s plan was really good.

It’s a pity.

The mysterious man doesn’t exist at all.

“In fact, I am alive not only because of luck, but also thanks to my intelligence.”Chu Mu’s words made the two colleagues and Colson stunned for a moment.

“Weren’t you lying on the ground screaming the whole time?”Colson recalled the mission report submitted by Chu Mu and did not find that Chu Mu showed any special countermeasures.

“The demon in black clothes almost killed me at first.”

Chu Mu said nonsense seriously. Ninety-nine percent of the report he wrote was made up. The literary nature of it was borrowed from many movies he had seen in his previous life.

“And how did you survive?”(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Coulson curiously asked, feeling that Chu Mu’s report contained some brief information.

“Because he said he wouldn’t kill unknown people”

“I said I am a nobody”

“Then the demon walked past me.”Chu Mu’s expression was still serious, so Colson and his two colleagues couldn’t tell whether what he said was true or false for a while.

“real or fake!”

“This is too outrageous!”

Both colleagues’ eyes widened.

“Um?”

And Coulson was thoughtful.

He fully demonstrated the truth that smart people like to think too much. He actually really thought about it seriously. Is it true that demons can’t kill people if they don’t know other people’s names?.

How should I put it?

I can’t blame Coulson for being so smart.

Although SHIELD has had many cases suspected of being related to demons and hell, to this day, SHIELD’s understanding of demons and hell creatures is very real. too little

“Friends, reality is often like this, and it is even more unreasonable than TV series and movies.”Chu Mu raised his hand and pretended to smoke and blow smoke rings.

Jemma Simmons next to him promptly handed him a pen.

“A lucky person like me can survive such a case. I think this year’s S.H.I.E.L.D. year-end conference should award me the title of a legendary investigator.”Chu Mu gave Jemma Simmons a teachable look, and then recalled the Cthulhu running game he had played in his previous life.

“Really awesome!”

Leofitz was extremely glad that he was not a member of the field team.

“After going through so many things, you should also take a good rest. You can have a day of rest at home tomorrow, and then you need to go to some psychological counseling.”

Colson arranged the follow-up matters for Chu Mu.

“I am mentally healthy and not affected by demons.”

Chu Mu looked determined.

“Aren’t they all saying that demons are very good at beguiling people’s hearts and subtly luring people into depravity? I think you should still see a psychiatrist.”

Jemma Simmons kindly reminded me

“The devil has no influence on me.”

Chu Mu has always scorned psychiatrists and the like.

“Why?”

Not only the two colleagues looked over curiously, but also Colson’s eyes were surprised. Could it be that his employees have something special?���Ability?

Maybe some Eastern methods of exorcism?

“Of course it is because I have a holy soul, which is a higher quality than a pure soul.”Chu Mu’s serious answer made the three people in the office roll their eyes.

“You first delete all those websites from your computer, and then we can talk about the sanctity of your soul.”Colson only hates himself for being an idiot.

Why should he have any expectations for this guy Chu Mu?

“You still have to go to psychological counseling. We have to make sure that you are not mentally traumatized. Every agent must go through such a process after completing a mission.”

Colson put down the document in his hand.

“Why was it that the last time I investigated the case of the cracked woman, I was not given a leave or allowed to go to psychological counseling?”Chu Mu looked at Colson in confusion.

“……”

Colson was silent for a moment

“Remember, you must not let the doctor go. The doctors we hire are not expensive.”Colson warned and walked to the office.

“I bet he forgot”

“I think so”

……

The voice behind him made Coulson speed up his pace.

“Is my case settled?”

Chu Mu, who wanted to lie down and fish again, shouted at Colson’s back with anticipation, which actually made Colson really stop.

“The director asked you to write a more detailed report on your experience during this mission. His new consultant wants to know every detail of this matter.”

Colson had already stepped into the office, but then he remembered the order he had received when he came back, and relayed Nick Fury’s request to Chu Mu.

“All I remember is in the morning report.”

Chu Mu was slightly stunned.

“Maybe you can try to think of other details? For example, what kind of clothes does the mysterious man wear, and what do those demons look like? Colson smiled bitterly and gave Chu Mu a little hint,”Just add some details. I think you should be able to understand the leader’s request.””

Okay.

Nick Fury just likes to torture people.

Chu Mu understood.

He gave an OK gesture to Coulson.

“Are you so obedient this time? I think you are indeed influenced by the devil.”Jemma Simmons approached Chu Mu’s desk with an exaggerated expression of surprise.

“Yes, before, you would have asked Colson to write it himself.”Leofitz also looked at Chu Mu suspiciously. He felt that his life mentor might have been taken away by a demon.

“Colson doesn’t write as well as I do.”

Chu Mu wrote quickly.

He planned to add a song about Sunshine and Rainbow Little White Horse to the report materials he handed over to Nick Fury, which can be regarded as satisfying the details required by Nick Fury.