American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

There should be no cage in the world that can trap a real man.

There is one exception.

That is the overtime mandated by the employer. After being caught red-handed in his own toilet, Chu Mu was taken back to S.H.I.E.L.D. by helicopter in a daze.

Looking at the colleagues around him who had also been caught as slaves, he realized that no one could escape overtime, and overtime was the biggest devil in the world. work overtime.

It is the fate of all office workers.

This kind of fate is not something that can be easily escaped. When you feel that you have escaped fate, fate will guide you to the final place in another way. unit office

“today! It’s time for S.H.I.E.L.D. to bleed like a river of blood!!”When Chu Mu saw the pistol handed over by Gemma Simmons and the field mission personally ordered by Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., he immediately became furious and planned to release [Strange], and then follow the evil S.H.I.E.L.D. The table-overturning confrontation last time was a lesson from heaven.

What Chu Mu hates most is going out on the field. He can tolerate working overtime. But working overtime and going out on the field?

Even his aunt can tolerate it, and neither can his uncle.……

“Boss Coulson is in some trouble and is said to be recovering in the hospital. Black Braised Egg asked you to be the temporary director of our paranormal incident response team.”

“If you do well before Coulson comes back, he says you can form your own team. Hey, when the time comes, don’t forget to pack me away with you.”

Jemma Simmons looked at Chu Mu with envy. He was also a part-time worker and worked overtime. She didn’t understand why Chu Mu could have a great future and was given the position of temporary supervisor.

“Shall I be the supervisor?”

Chu Mu was stunned for a moment.

His originally unhappy mood suddenly calmed down a lot.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, it is not unacceptable to work overtime and go out on the field.

Although aunt can’t tolerate it, uncle is more tolerant. After all, aunt may have been in the past. She is a little internet fairy, so my aunt’s temper is naturally a bit bad.

“There is not a day that goes by that these bureaucratic bosses are not trying to make a big deal out of us.” Chu Mu complained as he took the pistol and stuffed the pistol and holster into his trouser pocket.

He was not an official fan either.

Mainly because he had always been sure that Colson had an illegal money printing machine. He just wanted to He needs to get the illegal money printing machine in his hands to study it.

After all, he has a lot of color-changing ink, short-staple cotton, flax fiber, cast-coated base paper and polyvinyl alcohol hidden in his home, and Chu Mu has been a fan of it since he was a child. A good boy who makes enough food and clothing by himself.

Although according to Chu Mu’s strength and his generals, the Federal Reserve Bank can patronize more than ten banks a day, the money he robbed is never the return he got from his own labor. It makes people happy.

Labor The most glorious thing

“At least the black braised egg knows how to make a flatbread for you. Not only do we not have flatbread, we don’t even have any spring onions.”Leo Fitz, who had been moving his hands in his trouser pockets not far away, looked depressed. Because Chu Mu took the lead in calling Nick Fury”Black Braised Egg”, the name Nick Fury”Black Braised Egg” was also popularized. very quickly

“What’s wrong with you?”

Chu Mu looked at Leo Fitz with some confusion. Although he knew that Leo Fitz was an otaku, he wouldn’t turn on the manual joystick mode in public, right?

“Haven’t you seen a doctor yet?”

Jemma Simmons looks like she knows what’s going on with Leo Fitz.

“Black Braised Egg said that I was making excuses… and told me to finish the things at hand before going to the hospital.”Leo Fitz’s expression became more and more depressed and sad.

“What’s up with him? Sex addict?”

Chu Mu was a little confused.

“Didn’t he make an appointment with a girlfriend yesterday on a local dating site… you know.”Jemma Simmons looked gloating and gave Chu Mu some tips.

“Hiss~”

Chu Mu immediately moved away from Leo Fitz

“Is it the legendary wart-like disease?”

The way he looked at Leo Fitz was full of indescribable pity. It is said that people with this disease can grow a large cauliflower from an indescribable position.

“no! How can it be!! I pay great attention to protective measures!!”Leo Fitz’s face turned red and he tried his best to maintain his innocence.

“Pay attention to protection and this will not happen. Chu

Mu looked up and down Leo Fitz in amazement,”Don’t be too sad. After all, this can also prove that every moment you loved in your youth was not just a dream.””

What a philosophical consolation.

Gemma Simmons then gave her final touch,”Yes, your bad athlete’s foot can prove that you still have youth.”

I don’t know if I don’t tell you.

I’ll be shocked if I tell you.”

“beriberi! ?”

Chu Mu’s eyes widened in confusion. He didn’t dare to think about it. He really didn’t dare to think about it.

He looked at Leo Fitz’s expression of shame and hesitation, and he probably understood what Leo was like yesterday..What happened to Fitz and that girl from the same city he was dating?

“I didn’t expect you to be okay with this.”

Chu Mu gave Leo Fitz a thumbs up.

……

As the interim director of the paranormal incident department today.

Of course, Chu Mu couldn’t bear the pain of his subordinates being infected by athlete’s foot.

With a wave of his hand.

The power of the acting supervisor comes into play directly.

Chu Mu approved Leo Fitz to go to the hospital to find a doctor to treat Niu Niu. However, because it was the first time for him to use his leadership rights, his voice might be a little loud. Many S.H.I.E.L.D. agents passing by heard about Leo Fitz’s condition and cast strange looks at Leo Fitz.

“Make way, make way, you heard me wrong… Hey, don’t take your phone, I’m not Leo Fitz, I’m Grant Ward who just came back from the island country.”

Leo Fitz covered his face and ran away quickly.

“You are so bad.”

Jemma Simmons looked adoring

“Generally, generally.”

Chu Mu felt relieved.

The big revenge of being retrieved by Leo Fitz in a helicopter and working overtime can be regarded as avenging one-third of it.

“Are the people over there all colleagues in our department? Ahem, should I say, are they all my agents?”As the saying goes, there are three things a new officer needs to do when he takes office. After Leo Fitz left, Chu Mu turned his attention to the department hall. He saw many unfamiliar faces in the hall. They should be the agents from the action team on weekdays.

“Well, our department is not perfect at the moment, so we transferred some people from elsewhere. I heard that the big man can turn into a werewolf.”

Jemma Simmons said, and also made a mimic movement of”ouch”.

“Mutant? Mutant?”

Chu Mu looked at the big guy that Jemma Simmons was talking about in shock. The big guy had the name tag”Hogg” written on his chest. He couldn’t remember any famous character with such a name. It was most likely someone from the fusion of American comics. some little tricks

“Maybe, it might be a mutation, or it might be an experimental product of the military or our S.H.I.E.L.D., who knows.”Jemma Simmons shrugged.

As an expert in the field of biology, she really wanted to dissect Hogg and study it, but it was a pity that she was not assigned to the relevant experimental department.

“When can we catch some real supernatural things and let me dissect them? I want to cut open the alien’s belly to see the structure inside.”

Jemma Simmons’ original intention of joining the paranormal department is simply outrageous.

“By the way, Black Braised Egg tells you to go on a mission tonight, and be sure to investigate the situation at the mission location.”Jemma Simmons’ tone is still a little envious.

Triple jump.

She is probably talking about Chu Mu’s current situation.

“What on earth is this black braised egg trying to do? Does my supervisor still need to go out on the mission himself?”Chu Mu actually didn’t know what Nick Fury valued about him.

He only knew that in the world he once lived in, officials didn’t even need to go to work in person. They could just sit in the office and enjoy gifts from others.

“Coulson often goes on missions. If he didn’t go on missions, how could he be injured this time?”Jemma Simmons looked at Chu Mu strangely.

She seemed to be unable to understand Chu Mu’s brain circuit.

“……”

Chu Mu was indeed speechless.

“Just be patient. Didn’t you see that there are many white-haired old men and women in the corridor? Those are the seniors who have retired and been called back to work.”

Jemma Simmons seemed to be talking about gossip, and she moved slightly closer to Chu Mu before continuing in a low voice,”The bureau has blocked information, so you may not know that there are a lot of things happening in New York these days. Agents have killed hundreds of people this afternoon alone.” (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“I heard, I just heard that after we left work in the afternoon, a mysterious man broke into the headquarters and killed at least one or two hundred agents.”

“That mysterious man also rescued a certain big shot from the underground prison. This resulted in our manpower being insufficient, and even retired seniors were called back.”

Jemma Simmons’ tone was full of sighs and emotions,”Everyone who can go out in the field is almost dead, and agents from other cities can’t be mobilized for a while. That’s why Black Braised Egg asked me and Leo to start a battle. I’ll take a helicopter to find you. If there are enough manpower, Hei Lu Dan won’t be willing to use the helicopter.”

What she said was quite detailed and reasonable, but I don’t know where she got the gossip from. It seems that women everywhere have special channels for obtaining information.

“I see……”[]

Chu Mu gritted his teeth and forced out a stiff smile,”Very good, I’ll go to the bathroom and then complete the mission. Everything is to protect the safety of the people of the world.”

A fake, emotionless speech , making Jemma Simmons roll her eyes directly.

“Haven’t you only used the toilet at home?”

Her eyes seemed to be wondering if there was something wrong with Chu Mu’s prostate.

“I drank too much water at night.”

Chu Mu continued to maintain a fake smile and walked to the toilet in a daze. As soon as he entered the toilet cubicle, he stepped directly into the Origin Castle.

“Phew~”

Chu Mu couldn’t bear it any longer. After taking two deep breaths, he took out [Bart’s Ghost Mask] and summoned the black shadow attendant from before.

“Great host! Can you call again……”

Before the black shadow waiter finished flattering him, he felt his eyes darken, and Chu Mu picked him up and pressed him against the huge stone pillar of the Origin Castle Hall.

“I told you to infiltrate S.H.I.E.L.D.!! sneak into! Do you know what infiltration is? ?”

Chu Mu was numb. He found the culprit who made him work overtime.

If it weren’t for the guy in front of him, why would he need to go out in the middle of the night to do field work? Although he was promoted, Chu Mu still felt that he was completely exhausted. Oh no

“ah? Master… I… I should kill all the agents who see me? Isn’t this infiltration?”The black shadow waiter looked at Chu Mu aggrievedly.

Good guy.

You’re leaving me here to play Assassin’s Creed’s Unparalleled Infiltration, right?

“you you……”

Chu Mu was so angry that he gave the Black Shadow Waiter more than a hundred large sums of money on the spot, then kneaded the Black Shadow Waiter into a ball of black stuff and stuffed it directly into the big iron pot that was bubbling next to him.

“You’re riding a horse! Just calm down and calm down inside!!!”Chu Mu directly closed the lid of the cauldron and reinforced iron locks on all sides.

……

It took five minutes.

Chu Mu adjusted his mentality slightly.

He then withdrew from the Source Castle and returned to the bathroom of SHIELD. He took out the mission document and looked at it. He could only check the pistol depressedly and prepare to set off. no way.

You will not live if you do your own misfortune.

The existence of the Shadow Waiter made him fully aware of the dangers of pig teammates, and he also understood why both the demon and the Holy Lord often failed in”The Adventures of Uncle Dragon”

“I feel like I’m suffering from stupidity.”Chu Mu passed by the hall angrily and saw a group of people gathered in the hall. He immediately stopped and his eyes flickered twice.

“you! just you!”

Chu Mu pointed at a man who looked quite smart.

“Follow me and go out on a mission.”

As the current acting director of the paranormal response department, Chu Mu feels that although he does not just take a dozen boys with him when he goes out, bringing a driver certainly does not exceed 867 points. In order to show his majesty as the new director, Chu Mu After speaking, without waiting for the person’s reaction, he took the lead and walked out of the office hall with a serious expression.

“Did that person just call me? He asked me to go out with him?”Cassidio, who was talking to Constantine, blinked. He was obviously a little confused by the sudden encounter.

“That’s you.”

The werewolf Hogg not far away looked at Cassidio with gloating. He had a natural dislike for the man brought back by Constantine from the bottom of his heart.

“Since you want to join S.H.I.E.L.D. and get official pay, you have to accept all arrangements from your superiors. Why, you just want to get money and don’t want to work, right?”

The person who spoke sarcastically was a mage dressed like a Pirates of the Caribbean. Like Hogg, he was relocated to the Supernatural Processing Department as a member of Task Force X.

The reason why he followed Hogg to target Cassidio , not because he hates Cassidio as much as Hogg, but because he doesn’t like Constantine who brought Cassidio into SHIELD.

Everyone is a magician.

The other person is still a magician much more powerful than himself.

The Caribbean Mage He was very worried that he would be sent back to prison for this, so he naturally looked at Constantine with all kinds of displeasure, and by the way, he was also full of resistance to Cassidio.

“It’s not that I want to join your department, but this damn mage……”Cassidio turned to look at Constantine with an annoyed look.

“I am an angel, why did you bring me here? I will only obey God’s orders. That mortal just now is not qualified to give orders to me! ?”

Cassidio obviously doesn’t adapt to today’s environment.

“Tsk tsk, you are an angel and I am a devil. What are you pretending to be? You just have two wings. Who is not a mutant?”

Hogg rolled his eyes angrily.

Obviously.

He had already seen Cassidio show off his angel wings, but he and his friends next to him only thought that Cassidio was just a genetically mutated hybrid like him.

Maybe it’s a fusion of the genes of the homing pigeon?

Who knows?

“You’d better be careful what you say!”

Cassidio was so angry. When had he ever been treated like this? He raised his hand to erase Hogg’s soul, but fortunately Constantine quickly stopped him.

“This one cannot be killed! Can’t kill!”Constantine said in a hurry. If Cassidio was allowed to kill people in SHIELD, he would probably be kicked out along with Cassidio.

“I didn’t mean to kill him, angels can’t kill people.”

Cassidio looked serious.

“Then it doesn’t matter if you want to teach him a little lesson.”

Constantine was just about to let go of Cassidio’s hand.

“I just want to send his soul to hell and then wipe out his physical body.”Cassidio explained his plan to Constantine seriously.

“Holy shit! Isn’t this murder?!”Constantine was choked directly, and he quickly cast a banishing spell and sent Hogg and the Caribbean mage to the suburbs together.