American Fortune Life

However, there are many welcomes, how many abuses and curses Andy will face, everyone will be tortured and abused by the game developers, this is for sure.

Not to mention anyone else, there is one in the outside living room, still Andy's closest girlfriend, still unable to control his emotions, and chose to scream and complain.

"Relax, Michael, I just hesitated. After all," Stupid Bird Flies First "is a free game, maybe I should no longer update the version, I believe no one will clear the level in a short time ..."

When I heard Andy's words, Michael Wright was relieved, but the words behind the boss were a psychological utterance, not that no one will clear the customs in a short time, it should be that no one can clear the customs, this game The key is the strength and frequency of tapping the screen. Because of the time difference between the brain transmitting and issuing instructions, it is impossible to grasp the rules of the game.

He even suspected that the boss was just trying to make a tortured game to torture humans around the world.

"Boss, can you tell us how many levels you have set?" Blair, who laughed at Bird Games, asked what he cared most about.

"At present there are only 299 levels. The first one will have a reward of 100,000 US dollars. For every 10 levels, that is, 10 points, a 10,000 bonus will be set up. The third place is two thousand dollars, and the bonus can be accumulated. Since it is a New Year's benefit, I naturally won't save it. "

After hearing Andy's answer, all of them fell into a short silence, each person's inner thoughts were different, of course, they were talking about the shamelessness of their boss at the same time. As high as 20 million, the boss even said that he was generous ...

Al is the clearest. Nike spent 5 million US dollars for the first level of advertising signs. This is still only the first 100 levels of advertising space, and it has a profit of 20 million US dollars, which is simply better than stealing money. All cruel.

Of course, after all, it is a game that has attracted worldwide attention. Andy personally developed it, promoted it, and caused a lot of heated discussion on the Internet. This hype is almost endless.

Coupled with free and cash incentives, this game is not easy for him to meow.

"Well, there is still more than one day, you have also tried it out, you should know what the future of this game will be. After 00:00 on January 1, 2008, most people will not choose to rest because of the New Year. It will also usher in the largest download peak. Whether you can resist the traffic pressure depends on you. Old Ye, do n’t let the server be paralyzed. Do it beautifully. Our Mousica cloud computing will also surprise the world. With Lao Guo, there will be hackers coming to do things, your Yundun will not work in the end, you will soon see the difference! "

"Understood, boss."

"Relax, boss, Yundun will not let us down!"

"Well, let's do that, so don't bother you to rest, yes, go to rest, don't try to play that game."

"Boss, can I ask a personal question?"

"Yes, you ask."

"Boss, how many levels can you pass?"

"..." Andy looked at all the subordinates on several windows on the computer monitor and waited for the answer curiously and expectantly. He pouted and said, "I didn't shake the m attribute, so I didn't play this game!"

"puff"

Andy left the study with a smirk. He couldn't help thinking about his scum-like appearance, but when he walked into the living room, he didn't hear Ivana's roar. Ivana sitting on the sofa with her back to herself was very quiet.

Looking at the eye circles a bit reddish, biting red chun, an airy and aggrieved Ivana, Andy hurriedly sat around her, stretched out her arms and comforted her, "Dear, this is just a game, I already said that it is extremely difficult, and you do n’t see me as a developer who does n’t touch it! Okay, get rid of it ... ”

"Asshole! It's you, I'm so annoyed, I've been playing for a night, and only fly to the third pipe, my God, I hate you, I've died dozens of times in the first level ..." Ivana Lai, who was crying, was in the arms of Andy, annoyed and sulking Andy's xiong mouth, sending xie the hurt and aggrieved that night.

Andy sighed, he finally knew why the original author of the previous life chose to let the game commit suicide directly, and not to make that money. He couldn't stand it. Almost everyone hated him.

Finally, after making a sandbag for a few minutes, Ivana was out of breath, then I heard Ivana muttered, "Give me my mobile phone."

Andy frowned slightly. "What about you?"

"..."

Andy looked in the direction of Ivana's finger, and the corners of his mouth could not help but yank, a black line came straight, and a clamshell Motorola a1200 was scattered and scattered in the corner.

"Ahem ... dear, let's stop playing, go take a shower, and then let's go and do something fun, how about it?"

"Okay, but you have to promise me something first." Ivana wrapped her arms around Andy's neck, sat in his arms, muttered her mouth and began to coquettishly.

Andy directly picked up her leg, a princess hugged her and stood up from the sofa, and said with a smile: "Okay, promise, you say it, what do you want to do?"

"You lower the difficulty of the game for me. I want to clear the level ..."

"..."

"call"

Andy carefully tired from his tossing, and Ivana, who was asleep, put it back on the pillow from her arms, reached out and gently lifted the golden hair that was stuck to her face by sweat, and pulled the quilt. Help her cover it gently.

He lifted the quilt and smelled the ambiguous scent on his body. He couldn't help but wound up, took out the nightgown on his side, walked out of the bedroom, and started rinsing in a bathroom outside.

After flushing, I walked into the luxurious living room with only a few lamps, opened the wine cabinet and poured myself a glass of sweet wine. When I walked back, I saw the mobile phone scattered in the corner. Up.

Looking at the mobile phone in his hand, he groaned, and finally went to the sofa to sit down, took out the laptop from the briefcase on the side, opened it, and landed on his Facebook.

"Through the feedback from the trial play, I have to reiterate that I do not recommend players with hot tempers and emotional emotions to try. At the same time, I recommend that you do not indulge in the game. My original intention of developing this game is to give feedback to the fans , It's free, it can let everyone take a dozen minutes a day to entertain, it is not recommended to indulge in it, and don't hate me! "...

"Snapped!"

"Asshole Andy, I hate you! Hate, hate! I hate you!"

The Hurst family manor in Manhattan, in an oversized room in a classic style, is two open bedrooms and a living room with a shared space. Amanda, wearing a nightdress, is flushed with redness, and constantly fiercely uses a stylus. Poke her phone screen that was thrown on the sofa.

"How many points have you played?"

After finally calming down, Amanda reluctantly asked Lidia, who was lying on the other side of the sofa.

"Ignore me!" Lydia also annoyed her phone screen annoyed. She also cursed Andy in her heart. She didn't really take Andy's game gimmick seriously, but watch With Amanda stupid dying before the first level again and again, she laughed a little bit gloatily, but after being installed by the game, she could n’t stop, and she died too many times. , Directly driving her crazy.

Lydia was originally that kind of white glowing skin. When she was agitated, her skin would become a bit red. Amanda naturally saw the change of Lydia's skin only wearing a nightdress, and sneered sneerly: "I just laughed at it I, I've passed the three levels, wouldn't you have passed even the first level? Giggle, what a stupid girl! "

"Hate it! Annoying, ignore me ..." Lydia shouted at Amanda with her eyes that were already very large.

"Dead girl! Stupid ... giggle." Amanda climbed to Lydia, looked at the phone screen with the probe, and died at the first level, giggling. 8)