America’s Big Hero

In the eyes of employees...

Real team building: eat, drink, play, have fun, indulge the devil in your heart.

False team building: The company's senior executives will take you to live a healthy life together, starting with exercise.

It's fine to work overtime normally, and it's hard to take a vacation. Why do you drag everyone out to exercise?

You really care about the health of your employees, why don't you spare an hour during working hours to lead your employees to exercise?

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New Jersey, Newark, Peace Hotel.

Sean Bank, 500 middle and high-level managers gathered together today for team building!

In the audience, I, Mr. Xiao, pay the bill!

The purpose? Just got more than 300 middle and high-level managers from the family. With such a large-scale addition of fresh blood, the company's turmoil is inevitable.

But Sean Bank will soon have to face the impact of credit card business from other large institutions. How to get everyone familiar with it in the shortest possible time, how to keep everyone from conflicting at work, and from causing too much internal friction, has become a problem that troubles Sean. A top priority for managers!

It's just, can this small problem bother the great cleverness with a high IQ?

Obviously not!

There is a saying that there are five irons in life!

We went through the window together, carried guns together, went whoring together, shared the spoils together, and squatted behind bars together...

It’s impossible to be a classmate, and it’s okay to stay behind bars.

If anyone dares to share the spoils together, Sean will be the first to kill him!

Then the rest is to carry guns together and prostitute together.

This is the quickest way to make strangers get acquainted with each other!

Fortunately, Sean also has the Peace Hotel, the best entertainment venue in the United States, which claims to be more strictly managed than the FBI headquarters, and there is no possibility of any privacy leaks. Here you can vent your emotions to your heart's content, and you don't need to hide at all!

You can get high with anyone you know, anyone you don't know...

Of course, among the 500 people, there are indeed males and females, but what does it matter?

Happy...

However, at this point again, Sean will definitely gather everyone to give a speech, have a meal, get to know each other first, and accumulate energy for a while of indulgence.

Do you still need me to introduce myself? Sean walked up to the podium with the microphone in his hand, looked around, and said with a smile: I don't think it's necessary, whether it's from working at Sean Bank or just coming from Rockefeller , should all know me.

Do you know why everyone is here today? You know, I will spend at least 1 million dollars to play here for one night!

What? Sean tilted his head and looked at the people in the audience, He said he wanted to let everyone get acquainted as soon as possible so that we can start working.

Do you all think so? Let me tell you, it's wrong! Sean waved his hand, That's why I'm already the world's super rich at a young age, while you are still in the initial stage.

Sean nodded his head, There are differences in thinking.

Calling everyone over is because Sean Bank has a bright future, because Sean Bank has stepped into the fast lane of development, and because Sean Bank will unswervingly sprint towards those old big banks and catch up with them!

Shawn Bank is the fastest growing bank in the world in recent years, with the brightest money scene, bar none!

It is precisely because the development speed is too fast that the talent training mechanism can't keep up, so you will appear here, so you need to get familiar with it as soon as possible.

You guys. Sean pointed at the crowd who came from Rockefeller and shouted: In the Chase Manhattan system, it is difficult to see promotion opportunities, it is difficult to have room for you to display your talents, and the promotion channels are basically blocked. But in the thriving Sean Bank, there is a stage for you to perform to your heart's content, this is your chance, the best chance!

Cheers sounded from the new team. It was for this reason that they applied for the report.

You guys. Sean pointed to the old man of Sean Bank and shouted loudly: You, following the development and growth of Sean Bank, whether it is salary or social status, compared with your former classmates and peers, you are already at the forefront If you enjoy the envious eyes of the people around you, then you can't let yourself fall behind, you definitely don't want those people to have the opportunity to mock you one day!

Thought I would say some motivational words today to make your blood boil and work hard every day?

I tell you, it's wrong!

As we all know, I've always spoken very directly, and I'm not very nice... Sean kept a straight face, his eyes swept over the dark crowd.

The main reason why Sean develops so fast is because of me, Sean! Sean gave a thumbs up and pointed at himself, not caring about the gradually ugly faces of the people below.

You work for the company, and the company gives you high wages in equal exchange. Sean Bank's average salary is 10% higher than that of the same industry, so I didn't treat you badly.

Of course, I exploited your surplus value. If the boss doesn't exploit the surplus value of employees, how can the company make money?

If the company doesn't make money, won't it go bankrupt?

If the company goes bankrupt, won't you lose your job?

It's very simple!

So, if you want to get a higher salary, a higher social status, and enjoy a higher life, then work hard. Sean Bank is in a period of rapid development. Only by taking this high-speed train can you realize your life goals. Even if it’s only for a short period of time, remember, you can only be better if Sean Bank is better!”

This is not for me, nor for the company, but for yourselves!

So, I don't care whether you came first or late, the Sean Bank platform has already been provided to you, and I don't care whether you have any grievances or conflicts. With me, everyone is treated equally, and everything It’s all about the company’s best interests.”

Anyone who causes major losses to the company due to internal fighting... After speaking, Sean paused, his eyes suddenly became murderous, Don't worry, I'm a pacifist.

I'll send his whole family to Africa!!

The scene fell silent in an instant. There were more than 500 people, and no one dared to speak out at this time.

What kind of pacifist, ghosts don't believe... Can you go to Africa and come back alive?

Especially those more than 300 newcomers from Rockefeller, their brains are buzzing right now!

I have never experienced anything about a meeting!

But when the boss came to the stage in a meeting, he didn't boost morale, but threatened to kill the entire family of the employees with a murderous look... This is really unprecedented!

No, is it too late to quit Sean Bank now?

sudden regret...

Well, you don't need to have any psychological burden. As long as you don't have the intention of going against Xiao En with me, then this kind of thing can't happen.

I, Sean, am a generous boss. Sean Bank is a dynamic social group, and you will like it here.

Next... let's get up to your heart's content, Mr. Xiao will pay the bill today!!!

Music!

With a loud shout, there was the sound of popping fireworks, and golden and red petals fell from the sky. Those who had been prepared took out the champagne they had prepared and opened it with a bang, aiming at the people around them and spraying it.

Not only that, the high-altitude nozzles were also turned on at once, and suddenly began to spray a mixed liquid mixed with flower fragrance, wine liquid and a small amount of irritating hormones towards the surroundings.

The explosive music sounded, and under the atmosphere, everyone quickly forgot the cruel words that Sean uttered at the end, and the atmosphere immediately became high.

Sean also gave up the center position to the DJ, stepped back and walked around to his exclusive private room.

Wow, our Young Master Xiao is here! Xiao Bu started to boo first.

Young Master Xiao, I need you to pay the bill! the blond Jianguo also shouted.

Little brother Xiaobu, Jianguo's younger brother, the group of cronies in New York, Jonas, Bill, Saul, the High Sparrow and others, as well as Xiao En's cheap brother, and the younger sisters also cheered together.

Ellison and Paul Allen, who like to open money parties, joined in together. In terms of wealth, influence, and family background, they were not qualified to enter this circle. However, with Sean as the guide, then That's fine.

The first official meeting with Paul Allen was at the silver party, which Sean did not expect, but Paul Allen was very happy.

Pay the bill! Sean opened his arms with a 'proud' expression on his face, Everyone's spending for a year is covered by Mr. Xiao!

Awwow┗|｀O′|┛嗤~~

The atmosphere in the big box immediately became lively.

After running away for half a year, he finally had the opportunity to be with his friends. Today, Xiao En was also in a very high spirits, clinking glasses one by one until the wine was dry.

Hayden D. Rockefeller stopped Sean's neck with a fierce expression on his face, Damn it, we have to drink a few more drinks, I know, it's the family fertility KPI plan proposed by your kid!

The basic amount of ten children, my God, you devil!!

And then? Sean looked at Hayden with contempt, Anyway, you have to lie on top of women every day and keep going in and out, and you don't need to have children. You are the one who is comfortable, okay?

Hayden snorted twice, But, the family has minimum requirements for women who give birth!

Isn't it beautiful? Sean asked back.

That's true...but, when you think of it as a mission, it makes people lose interest. It's very embarrassing. Hayden coughed a few times.

Oh, hypocritical! Sean sneered, too lazy to respond, I don't know how many people want this kind of KPI.

Hey, hello, my dearest brother, Hayden is comfortable, but I'm going to suffer, it hurts to have a baby. At this time, Sean's younger sister, Annan, came over and hugged Sean's arm , the whole person hung up and shook vigorously from side to side, I don't care, you have to compensate me!

Cough cough cough... Sean glanced down, so pale, feeling the pressure from his arm, he couldn't help coughing a few times.

Well, how do you make up for it? I can only help you find a few rich and handsome men. What about that guy? He has a bright future! Sean pointed to Ellison and Paul Allen on the other side.

Annan just cast a glance before turning his head back, staring straight at Sean with a pair of almond-shaped eyes, biting his lower lip, and put his lips to Sean's ear, and whispered with a charming face: I want...

Pfft! Sean spat out.

With one sentence, Sean's whole body was on fire, too, so exciting! !

No, it's not good. Sean gasped and refused.

DuPont is also fine...

This... can't be done, it's too evil, don't... want... ah!

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...

After a successful team building, Sean got busy again.

Have a holiday?

That's the staff's business, where does the boss have any holidays...

The Labor Protection Law protects laborers and has nothing to do with capitalists.

The only advantage is that you can choose the office location at will, whether it is on the plane or in your own estate.

Lying on a deck chair on the offshore platform built by the seaside of Kashima, Sean enjoyed a massage from a beautiful woman while listening to Monroe Deve's report.

Sean pulled down the sunglasses a little, raised his brows and said, Why don't you lie down too, I'm lying down, you're standing up, I'm enjoying it, you're working, I really think how inhuman and exploitative you are. Same.

The corners of Monroe Deve's mouth twitched, and he gritted his teeth: So, why can't you choose to be in the study, but have to be here?

ten minutes later……

The scenery is really nice, and it's really comfortable to work like this! Monroe Deve changed into his swimsuit and lay down on the beach chair. The maid of Xiao En's family gently pinched his back with her small hands.

That's right! Sean replied with some amusement, Then tell me, what are the difficulties now, I'm coming back this time mainly to solve your problems.

There is no problem with the shortage of management personnel. The biggest problem now is that the long-standing habit of using cash developed by the American people is difficult to change, which has caused great difficulties in the popularization of credit cards. Monroe Deve lying on a beach chair Said on.

This question... Sean frowned slightly. It is difficult enough to change a person's habits, let alone a group of people...

...

It's still the Peace Hotel, and it's still in Sean's box.

He likes to talk about things here, enough security, enough protection of privacy.

Chase Manhattan, JP Morgan, Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, Mellon, Ming Dao... Sean took the initiative to contact, and all the heads of top US banks arrived.

After all, it was Xiao En who entertained them personally, so they had to come, and their identities were equal.

Greeting each other, flattering each other, after going through the process, Sean brought up the topic: Every company is preparing to start the credit card business now, I don't know how it is going!

There was a burst of laughter, and the CEOs of several companies looked at each other in embarrassment, but no one spoke.

After all, this business was created by Sean, and they turned around and started to follow suit. Now facing the right owner, it would be fine if they were ordinary people. Faced with Sean, they somewhat lacked confidence.

What's the matter? It seems that everyone is a little embarrassed? Sean teased with a smile on his face: Or, if you find out with your conscience, cancel this business?

There was another burst of laughter, but no one spoke.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but it's impossible to give up the business, businessmen, the shame is here.

Sean reached out and nodded one by one, shook his head, and then said: Every company owes me a favor. One day, when I come to ask for it, don't refuse me.

Of course, if there is something that needs cooperation, just speak up! The CEOs said in a hurry.

I'll take it as if you all agreed. Sean didn't care about their little trick of changing the favor to cooperation, and forcibly settled the favor.

You can't be polite with these shameless people, besides, he is not easy to mess with.

I am here today because of a problem that has troubled all of us. People are accustomed to using cash for transactions. This has caused great trouble to the promotion of credit cards and card machines. I believe you have also felt it.

Speaking of this, everyone immediately became serious.

Since Mr. Xiao En has brought us all here and brought up this matter again, there must be some way! Max Lowry, CEO of Chase Manhattan, immediately answered the question.

Everyone also looked at Sean.

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Half a month later, Capitol Hill.

A donkey party member stood on the podium, a document was placed on the podium, and he started his speech.

Before I came here today, I suddenly wanted to eat an ice cream, so I stopped the car and went to the side of the road to buy it.

Fortunately, I bought ice cream, which was delicious. Unfortunately, I didn't have any change with me. I gave him $20 and got back a lot of change. As he spoke, the congressman picked up his wallet and gestured , By the way, he bowed his head and counted.

The congressman frowned, Damn it, one dollar is missing...it must have fallen there!

In the United States, any politician must be proficient in acting and learn to perform without objects.

Well, I believe everyone has this kind of experience. I bought a few things and got back a lot of change. It's easy to lose these change on my body, and it wasted a lot of time to find the change.

There was a burst of laughter at the scene, everyone has this experience, it is really annoying, especially coins, it is so easy to lose.

I don't like change, and I believe businesses don't like it either. It's easy to make mistakes. You need to prepare a lot of change every day before opening, and you have to count it when you close the door. It's too troublesome!

I commissioned a survey organization to conduct a survey before. They conducted statistics on 1,000 people. Every day they waste as much as 20 minutes in making change, and waste 121 hours a year, which is 5 days. Based on the average life expectancy 70 calculations, we waste as much as 1 year in our life on making change!!

It's scary, isn't it, gentlemen.

“I find it very unsafe to carry cash, especially large amounts of cash, as we all know the crime rate in the US is high, especially in those middle and lower class neighborhoods, and you can be robbed at any time, especially if you expose a large amount of cash when.

It doesn't matter if the money is robbed, the most fear is that your own life will be harmed, right, gentlemen.

So, can we avoid that?

Obviously, the times are advancing, technology is developing, and the emergence of credit cards and credit card machines has solved this big trouble for people. It not only improves the efficiency of shopping, but also facilitates merchants, and protects people's health by reducing the need to carry cash. People's funds and property safety issues.

The above is just my opinion. It has nothing to do with today's proposal. Now let's get to the point! the donkey party member said with a smile.

The crowd listening to the report also laughed, but none of them believed his nonsense.

Today, the proposal I am going to put forward is called How to Suppress the Increasingly Rampant Drugs and Other Crimes. The conduct of the transaction.

Thinking that the drug problem has spawned too many crimes, this is something that none of us here want to see.

And obviously it's not realistic to try to get drugs off the streets, the fact is we don't have that many police officers.

So, is there any other way? My answer is yes! The donkey party member raised the report document in his hand and said: I propose to give the police a right to confiscate those who cannot be proved to be legal. Income cash!

After the proposal is finished, we will enter the question-and-answer session.

Why is the cash confiscated? asked the congressman who thought the donkey party raised his hand.

Because illegal and criminal transactions including drugs cannot be transferred in banks, evidence will be left, so this type of criminal transactions all use cash, a lot of cash.

Is it a violation of human rights in the process of law enforcement by giving the police the freedom to confiscate cash?

It can be controlled through regulations.

What if the legal income proof of this cash cannot be provided on the spot?

The police must issue a receipt when confiscating the money. If they can prove it afterwards, they can naturally get the money back. We are a society ruled by law.

It's impossible to prove all the cash...

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Xiao En smiled and pointed at the screen on the TV and said, Good guy, it's just like the real thing. If I didn't know that a big consortium had already done public relations, I would have believed it!

Half a month ago, Sean asked everyone to talk about this matter.

What should capitalists do if they encounter resistance when they want to promote a new industry or business model?

Find the government!

What does the government do?

Of course it is to solve the trouble for the capitalists!

Otherwise, is it still for the ass?

What is a capitalist government!

A government that doesn't solve problems for capitalists is not a good government.

A bad government will definitely be overthrown!

Of course, this matter must be covered with a reasonable and legal cloak, such as the Civil Forfeiture Act, the purpose of which is to combat drug and other criminal transactions that must be carried out in cash.

The law states that commercial transactions must go through banks!

It's not a commercial transaction. If you go out and carry a large amount of cash with unclear sources, no one will believe that it's not a criminal activity!

Aboveboard and impeccable!

As for how to shop without carrying a large amount of cash, isn't it very clear before?

Credit card consumption can avoid change, is convenient to carry, prevents loss, ensures safety, and ensures that no counterfeit money will be received... It is convenient for you, me, and him, and there is no harm.

If you firmly disagree and still carry a large amount of cash with you, no one will believe that you are not planning to carry out illegal and criminal activities!

In this case, the police confiscated your cash, and it is very lenient to give you proof of legal income afterwards!

Fighting crime is everyone's responsibility!

Snap Sean picked up the remote control to turn off the TV, turned to look at Monroe, It's all right now, the government is starting to push, and the police will cooperate to confiscate those who dare to carry cash for shopping.

If you don't go to Uncle Xiao En's bank to apply for a card, you'll be thinking about using cash all day long, and you won't have the spirit of dedication to capitalists at all!

It forced me to formulate a bill, really...

Okay, dear Monroe, now I have removed all obstacles for you!

What is the master of the country!

Tactical back!