An evolutionary game starting from Suolongjing

"Diyou, don't you want to explain it to me?"

When these words reached Zhang Ke's ears, his body suddenly stiffened. His movement down the steps was affected, and his upper body became immediately unbalanced.

But the foreseen danger and embarrassment never materialized.

After just a moment of daze, his feet that seemed to be stuck to the ground suddenly exerted force to pull his tilted body back on track. However, at this moment, Zhang Ke's heart was beating as hard as a mortal. The buzzing sound like a drum made everyone look up and cast curious glances.

However, Zhang Ke couldn't care about this, nor did he care about it. At this moment, he was more concerned about what Haotian called him:

Diyu!

As we all know, children more or less have their own nicknames, or the abbreviation of "Bao" or "Baby". Although this sticky and disgusting name generally does not appear on the parents, those who use their real names The title will not appear in ordinary situations.

On a mortal level, it is either to introduce the younger generation to relatives, friends or strangers of the father's generation; and other than that, the only situation where the real name can be used is when the naughty child makes a big mistake. After that, Lao Deng angrily warned without hesitation!

No, he was just taking a nap, not to mention getting on the line, but he had been hit anyway, so he really couldn't be so serious, right?

This is not because Zhang Ke is arrogant and disrespectful just because he is favored. It is purely due to his past habits. All the mistakes he made before have been wiped out, even major events like the Cholera Void that dragged the entire Kyushu into the quagmire. He was not punished for this, he was just taking a nap, no matter how he thought about it, he would not be judged like this.

Zhang Ke did not deny that he dragged Kyushu into the quagmire, causing Heaven and Earth to suffer a lot of casualties in this battle, even though the harvest was huge, and a great battle completely interrupted the outside world's desire to spy on Kyushu and interfere with it.

But work is work, mistakes are mistakes, he can still distinguish this.

But whether he is punished or guilty, this is a matter that should be taken for granted, just give the order directly. He is not a clever talker or a messy person. As for doing this?

Zhang Ke's intuition told him that Haotian's sudden attack was not directed at his mistakes in the Lingxiao Palace, but he couldn't help but realize how he had offended the person behind him.

Zhang Ke, who was not used to using his brain to do things, was not able to solve this puzzle after all.

Feeling the growing anger behind him and the unspoken malice, he gave up thinking and began to behave habitually.

After taking a deep breath, Zhang Ke turned around and clasped his hands in his fists, whispering: "I don't dare to call you such a person. I hope God will make it clear. What's wrong with me?"

"At least, if you want me to die, let me die clearly!"

Do you understand?

Do you still want to know better?

Haotian, who was already angry with his old father, was provoked by Zhang Ke's words. A blush gradually rose up on his calm face and spread all over his face at a speed visible to the naked eye. He was about to curse, but suddenly Seeing the group of courtiers under the stage with their heads raised and waiting to eavesdrop, Haotian swallowed the words that had spewed into his mouth.

As a price, Haotian's already rosy face now looked even redder and warmer.

He has completely become a little celebrity.

"Wrong? How could you, Diyou, be wrong? How could you, Diyou, be wrong?"

"Is it wrong to have a hot temper? Or is it wrong to insult your elders and disrespect the emperors in public in public? Isn't it just that in the Lingxiao Palace, I made the ministers wait for a nap, shouted "Lao Den" twice angrily, and then Just preparing to retaliate in public."

"It's because I doted on you too much. I thought you were young and made you frivolous. This led to your current lack of etiquette and disrespect for your elders."

"But you have a little heart. Among all of you here, who can't afford some respect from you? Is it possible that the emperors rushed into the void and only rescued a white-eyed wolf?"

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Zhang Ke looked at Haotian who was so angry that he walked down from the throne and pointed angrily at his forehead. Then he turned his head and looked at the bewildered emperors below.

Even with Zhang Ke's modest eyesight, he could clearly see the confusion and comfort in the emperors' eyes.

In their eyes, this matter is not worth making a fuss about.

Even if everything Haotian said was true, most of them were happy with it.

Lao Deng, this title sounds a bit frivolous and bold in the Kyushu concept, but in later generations, it was originally a name for the elderly in Liaodong. After the spread of the Internet, it gradually became popular among young people and became a way for young people to refer to their elders. A title used by friends to express closeness and respect between each other.

Of course, Lao Deng is not a compliment in the perfect sense. In addition to being close, it also has many malicious expressions. However, the emperors are not clowns who cannot distinguish between good and bad words. The title of Zhang Ke contains They know the meaning of it better than anyone else.

Compared with the courtiers in heaven, ordinary people, and even the respectful attitude of their descendants towards them a long time ago, the emperors prefer Zhang Ke's somewhat indulgent and natural way of getting along, and my old man (Lao Deng) It also sounded particularly pleasing to their ears.

In this way, except for a few one or two who were thoughtful and even felt something in Haotian's scolding.

Most of the other emperors frowned and looked at their own Emperor with slight dissatisfaction.

You can't stand it, don't hold us back, not to mention that even if you want to teach your children, it can't be said that it has to be in the Lingxiao Palace, in public, to save face. ;

That is to say, you are bullying our Di You, who is simple and honest, and does not care about his family. You dare to say this to your nephew? Believe it or not, I will kill you in a minute?

Of course, with Erlang Zhenjun's temperament, he generally won't make such a situation, and Erlang Zhenjun will not win the favor of the emperors like Di You, so this speculation is fundamentally untenable.

Just as a righteous party, seeing that the old friends cast disgusted and stopped him because of his scolding, Haotian's anger became more and more excited.

Okay, okay, you are the good guys, and I am the only bad guy?

It's not your cabbage that is being bullied, you must be in collusion with this little yellow-haired guy.

Besides, it's okay to bully, anyway, Haotian had already prepared himself mentally at the time of the Peach Banquet, but breaking the rules and hanging out together before the wedding really exceeded Haotian's expectations.

Even after reading the humanities of later generations, he could be used to the bizarre ideas and styles of those young people, but the job of picking up cabbages was completely beyond Haotian's expectations, right?

Moreover, the Queen Mother patted her chest and explained to him that first Dayu wanted to take his son-in-law, and then the young girls fell in love with Emperor You. In order to avoid chaos, and also as a compensation for Yao Ji, who was cold and had a rough fate, letting the two children live together day and night not only alleviated Emperor You's rejection, but also satisfied Yao Ji who made the request.

Originally thought that with the Queen Mother's day and night monitoring, even if the two young people were successful, they would not make mistakes.

Unexpectedly, I didn't expect that your Queen Mother, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would fool him, an old father, together with two prodigals.

The first time these two got together was in Haotian's harem, in the Queen Mother's Yaochi Palace. Later, a side hall was specially decorated for the two to rest. Even if He hadn't discovered it by accident, this matter could have been concealed until the wedding of the two with the help of the Queen Mother.

If this matter alone was enough to make Haotian change from a father to a father-in-law.

The loss of his daily clothes ignited Haotian's anger. However, even until this moment, Haotian was suppressing his anger and waiting for a private opportunity to make plans. After all, this was not a glorious thing.

But who would have thought that this unlucky thing in the Lingxiao Palace would give Him such a show effect.

Wearing His clothes, sleeping with His baby, and always going to the ghost fire?

Inspiration flashed through his mind and he thought of those weird videos and jokes in the future. When Haotian came back to his senses, he couldn't stand Zhang Ke. But even though he had restrained himself a lot, he was still criticized by a group of old friends for taking advantage of the topic. For a while, all kinds of emotions were mixed together, causing Haotian to clench his fists several times. For the first time, he had the idea of ​​killing someone.

As a fellow mountain, the Water Official Emperor was keenly aware of something. He sensed Haotian's obviously wrong emotions, and then looked at Zhang Ke who was kept in the dark. The ominous premonition in his heart became stronger.

Could it be, no, it's impossible. Whether it's the Queen Mother of the West or the Queen Mother, they are all immortals who have been famous for a long time. They won't be so shameless and despicable.

But if it's not the case, it can't explain the weird move of Kunlun's alchemy to benefit the wilderness.

Could it be.

Feeling the increasingly strong and bizarre atmosphere, looking at the emperors and gods behind them who were inexplicably arrogant, the immortals who were originally thinking of eating melons wanted to bury their heads in the ground.

Close the five senses and erase the memory.

What happened in the Lingxiao Palace today must not be heard from their mouths even a word.

As for Zhang Ke, who was in the center of the storm, he ignored the eyes in front and behind him that were about to burst out with sparks, took a deep breath, bowed and said: "It is You's fault for being arrogant and rude, I hope the emperors don't mind!"

Zhang Ke felt that it was not solemn to express it with words alone, so he turned around and knocked his knees directly to Haotian.

"Bang!"

A dull sound exploded on the jade steps of the emperor's platform. The jade steps made of precious jade, which were condensed with magic power and could bear the weight of thousands of mountains, were cracked by Zhang Ke.

Meanwhile, Haotian, who was originally flushed, felt numb when he saw Zhang Ke's straightforward behavior. The temperature that had already reached his neck suddenly faded away, and his angry face suddenly became a little difficult to describe.

Actually, it didn't have to be like this.

Young people, who hasn't made mistakes?

It seemed that he had done something wrong, and he just wanted to vent, but he forgot that Shaoyou himself was a straightforward person.

However, before Haotian could react and reach out to help, he saw Zhang Ke, who had broken his jade steps, stand up and turn around, walk down the jade steps, bow to the emperors, and his knees softened.

Not to mention that because of Zhang Ke's hasty action, there was a big chaos, and all the immortals and gods avoided the Lingxiao Palace.

Haotian, who was originally feeling guilty, felt a chill in his heart when he saw this scene, and an ominous omen was rising rapidly.

Sure enough, the second kneeling was not real, and Zhang Ke was forcibly supported by the emperors who flashed forward.

With red eyes and a hint of water in them, Xiyue Emperor forcefully embraced Zhang Ke in his arms, patted the back of his head and said loudly, "It's okay, I just like you to call me that. What's wrong with Lao Deng? Some people want it but they don't have the qualifications. You don't know how to appreciate the blessings you have. Humph, don't come to Lingxiao Palace if you have nothing to do in the future, so as to avoid trouble."

"God, what you said is a bit too harsh. Emperor You is young and has suddenly ascended to a high position, so he is not comfortable. It is our responsibility to teach him carefully. If there is any bad behavior, it is because we, as teachers, have not disciplined him strictly. How can you blame a child?"

Emperor Ziwei spoke coldly, his voice was like thunder: "Besides, we have already made a judgment on the matter of the void. Emperor You is the backbone of the Nine Provinces. He has fought in the south and the north and wiped out countless foreign barbarians. His contribution to the prosperity of the Heavenly Court cannot be ignored. Your last words are too much!"

"Can the foreign barbarian gods bully my child and not allow us to avenge him? If so, what do you want to do by going to war with the void? Thousands of mountains and rivers have been plundered, and hundreds of heavens and earths have no reason to announce it to all directions? "

Compared to the weird Xiyue and Ziwei who directly forced the palace, the belated Taishan Mansion Lord is more important. He opened his mouth and apologized: "It is our fault that Shao You is frivolous. A vulgar person cannot teach a humble gentleman. I hope God will punish me!"

He bowed to Haotian first, and then Taishan said to the Water Official Emperor who didn't know what he was thinking: "The emperors of the Heavenly Court are vulgar and may harm young talents. Please King Yu don't care about the previous grudges and take Shao You back to the wilderness to teach him well!"

Shuiguan:???

I was distracted for a while. What happened here?

But no matter what, it is always a good thing for him that Jiuzhou took the lead in giving up the custody of the naughty child.

You, you should run wild in the vast land of the wilderness. It's nothing to stay in Jiuzhou and wipe pg everywhere.

As for Lao Deng, Dayu and the kings of men never cared about him. After all, the human race in the wilderness was still fighting against the sky and the earth, and was hostile to all things. The excessive emphasis on force led to a slight defect in culture.

Of course, this does not mean that the culture of the human race in the wilderness is not brilliant enough. It is no exaggeration to say that most of the humanities in Jiuzhou are inherited and evolved from the wilderness.

However, the human race in the wilderness does not care much about the etiquette between father and son, monarch and minister. You can indulge yourself at will, provided that you have no guilt towards the human race. Now the wilderness needs such a capable troublemaker to make some trouble, so that their ancestors and grandchildren can continue to blackmail the ancient gods.

However, when Dayu, who replaced the water official, stepped forward with a happy face and prepared to pack up and take away, he found that the emperors who came forward to directly remonstrate with Haotian did not leave him a gap to take people.

They were crowded together, and each of them spoke happily, but their footsteps kept moving and blocked themselves on his way forward.

It was not until then that Dayu realized that he had thought too much.

Taishan's words were probably sincere. After all, what Taishan left in Jiuzhou was just one of his clones. His status in the wilderness was equally noble. There were also Xiyue and others with him, but this was Jiuzhou's heaven after all. After all, the people left in the wilderness could not compare to the number of native Jiuzhou emperors.

With so many enemies and few people, even if Dayu came in person, he could not drag people out in the first time.

Some things are time-limited. Taishan may regret it at any time, and Haotian will not indulge him to take people away. If he fails to seize the opportunity, then there is no need to do anything later.

While the water official regretted that he was absent-minded and could not react in the first time, the emperors continued to advise Haotian.

After all, not everyone is as noble as Ziwei, or the East and West Mountains have a deep foundation to support their outrageous words. Most of the emperors, even if they think Haotian is a little too much, only give gentle advice. For example, it is a popular trend to use the mischief of the Third Prince and the disobedience of Erlang Zhenjun as examples.

Since God can tolerate the Third Prince with a naughty temper and treat Erlang Zhenjun who does not obey orders well, what is wrong with Shaoyou?

One by one, one sentence after another, Haotian was forced into a corner.

How this sudden chaos was resolved, the immortals in the hall had no idea. When they came to their senses, they only saw the emperors who returned to their respective positions and the majestic and solemn Haotian God sitting on the upper throne.

The meeting continued, but only a few beings quietly discovered that their memories of the past were being erased at a slow and firm speed.

No one spoke, and no one resisted.

After all, to put it bluntly, this is not a good thing. Even if Haotian and the other emperors do not do anything, no one dares to go outside and spread rumors after the court session.

When the atmosphere returns to normal, everything can continue.

As the initiator of the Void War, Zhang Ke does not need to hide the guilt of dragging Jiuzhou into the quagmire. Therefore, his title has not changed in this reward. He even moved one position back in the ranking of the new five emperors. At the same time, he was fined for a thousand years as a punishment!

After several crimes, there is a reward. He can choose one-third of the foreign civilizations harvested from this Void War at will. He can use any universe and plane level. He can dispatch the immortals to cooperate in integrating the world into the Shang and Zhou dynasties and later generations. He can also follow the past process to travel around Jiuzhou first, and wait for the secular dynasties and the earth gods to purify the world before using it.

It is worth mentioning that there is no handling fee for this replacement. Thanks to the influx of a large number of new worlds, in the future, the earth gods, the Yin gods, and even the heavenly officials of the eight divisions of the heaven will enter a period of explosive growth.

But in fact, although there are many positions, when it comes to the position of immortals and gods at a certain level, there is still a position for each person. If you want to be promoted early, you naturally have to do some hard work.

In this way, the wishes of the immortals who had been standing still for a long time were realized, and the Heavenly Court also saved a lot of expenses and was able to create more positions to accommodate those meritorious officials. As for Zhang Ke, he could also get more, even if these shares would become potential and need time to redeem.