An evolutionary game starting from Suolongjing

"urgent?"

"I'm a little anxious, but there's nothing I can do about it."

In the depths of the bamboo forest, on a small and slightly crowded stone table, Mr. Taishan took a slow sip of the tea in the cup. The bitter taste slowly spread through the taste buds, flowing through the throat and bursting with sweetness. At the same time, As the tea flowed, he felt a cool feeling that hit his brain, making him take a deep breath, and then sighed:

"To be honest, it's not just you, we and Haotian were shocked when we heard Ziwei come up with such a bold idea!"

"But if you think about it carefully, this is indeed the most stable plan with the highest success rate under the current circumstances!"

"Everyone can imagine that after this void war, we, Kyushu, will use the world we won from the outside world to complete the aggregation of Kyushu. However, with our usual steady and steady style, no one can predict what will happen. It unfolds so fast, no matter how fast they react, they will still reach the stage of the gathering of the nine states. Being unexpected is a victory!"

"Since you, the five Huan Hua have been wiped out, the barbarians have been eradicated, the Tang Yan has ascended, and the various nails in the Nine Provinces have declined and perished. Returning to the source is the second victory!"

"And the key to three wins lies in you!"

"I?"

Looking at the Taishan Prefecture Lord who was full of expectations in his eyes, Zhang Ke felt a little confused: "I am good at fighting and killing, but whenever I go out, small things will inevitably cause big problems, and big things will not end. Let me do it, you guys are sure. Wasn’t this all about failure from the beginning?”

"But it always ends well, doesn't it?"

Emperor Ziwei took over the conversation, smiled and patted Zhang Ke on the shoulder, saying: "Besides, what Jiuzhou needs is your peerless wisdom in the world of cholera. Cough, you can only cough like a stick."

Emperor Ziwei, who couldn't find any good words to describe Zhang Ke after thinking hard, simply gave up on this superficial effort. Anyway, Zhang Ke knew him well, and he also knew what kind of writing he had.

So, after a moment of silence and barely regaining his rhythm, Ziwei Emperor continued to speak: "That's the point anyway, I just need you to go out and cause trouble this time!"

"You don't have to worry about the consequences, you don't have to tie your hands and feet. If there is any injustice, eradicate it. If you don't like it, cut it off and kill it. Kill the ones with their heads exposed. Don't let them stop if they don't show their heads. Anyway, just one word, slaughter!"

Anyone who is not from Kyushu can be slaughtered; those who are from Kyushu but have a heart for the outside world can also be slaughtered at will. I will give you my endorsement and you can just go ahead and do it! "

"Besides, counting the time, boy, your qualifications are almost gone, right? Why not just get rid of it at once. It doesn't matter who comes. Heaven and earth will always stand behind you. It's just a big battle." , I have long wanted to have a chance to have a chance with those wild beasts!

And as long as either of these two can succeed, my calculation will not be in vain! "

Emperor Ziwei said calmly, as if all this was a small thing that could be accomplished with just a few moves.

However, Zhang Ke looked at the expressions on the three emperors' faces that didn't seem to be fake and nodded heavily.

He doesn't know how to calculate, and his vision can only be limited to the current one-third of an acre. This is a flaw of experience and time, and a shortcoming that cannot be solved quickly. But since these old gods who are good at calculation think it is feasible, then Zhang Ke had no hesitation.

So he raised his eyebrows: "Time, configuration, where to start?"

"The time is arbitrary, and the entire heaven is at your disposal. Even Haotian, as long as you need him, he will have to come to the lower world to help you. As for the location, it is up to you. You can pick those that you didn't like before and take the lead in rectifying them."

"To put it bluntly, you can do whatever you want this time. We only have one request, and that is, the bigger the trouble, the better, even if the ground is full of smoke, even if blood flows into the sea. Anyone who is entrusted with a big task from heaven must first work hard and work hard. "

Listening to the Xiyue Emperor, a man who looked exactly like himself, being so polite here, Zhang Ke felt that goosebumps were about to appear all over his body, and he quickly interrupted the other party's chanting:

"Okay, let's start from Laoguan first!"

"ah?"

"ah!"

"ah!!!"

At first, the three emperors didn't realize who Zhang Ke was talking about, but it wasn't until the Xiyue Emperor, who had been in contact with Zhang Ke for the longest time and knew the dark history best, suddenly realized that the emperors realized it belatedly. , the Lao Guan this naughty kid calls is Guan Shengdijun!

No, how many years ago was this from the old almanac?

And if you, the unlucky thing, hadn't gone too far in the first place, Emperor Guan Sheng would have acted impartially, so how could you be so fussy about it?

But when they thought about the rumors circulating in the outside world that Diyou was a petty person, the three emperors couldn't help but sigh.

To be honest, there is nothing wrong with Emperor Guan Sheng in essence, and he is a die-hard Kyushu faction, but Kyushu now needs a hatred person to attract the attention of the outside world, so as to avoid the big move of Kyushu.

Even if some people still notice something is wrong, most of their attention will definitely be attracted by Zhang Ke.

Don't doubt Diyou's ability to stir up trouble!

In other words, if you choose between Kyushu's ascension and Chiyou Jiuli's reappearance, most existences will first seal off the latter.

After all, Jiuzhou's attitude is resolute, but as long as you feel a little aggrieved, endure the humiliation, and abide by the rules, you will not be unable to survive; but when Chi You is resurrected, this thing will really kill all non-human beings!

Especially, the destiny inherited by Emperor You and Dayu is almost the same, and the former has superimposed the two great treasures of Time and Nine Provinces on the original basis of the latter.

Since it is a gamble, then choose to indulge to the end!

Just compete with Zhang Ke's annoying ability to attract hatred. With the whole Nine Provinces backing him up, no matter how chaotic it is, he will not let the child suffer on his own territory.

As for those smart people, in twos and threes, even if they wake up quickly enough, relying on the information network of the Heaven and Hell in Nine Provinces that goes deep into the essence, they can die silently before everything ferments.

So they hit it off. For the prosperity of Nine Provinces and for a bright future, Guan Sheng Emperor will suffer a little grievance, so let him suffer a little grievance!

Anyway, with Zhang Ke making such a fuss, this will definitely affect his family members. When the time comes, let Haotian come to apologize one by one!

As for why it was Haotian, not Houtu, not Ziwei, and certainly not Taishan Gouchen and others.

It can only be said that Haotian made a big mess in the Lingxiao Palace, which not only offended the naughty child, but also offended the Five Mountains and Six Emperors and a large number of emperors headed by Houtu. What's wrong with being a father-in-law? It is more legitimate to apologize as a father-in-law.

After all, who made you the father-in-law?

The three people, who had no guilt and even wanted to laugh, decided who would take the blame with their eyes, and then all three pairs of eyes looked at Zhang Ke. Taishan said, "It's still early, why don't you eat something?"

"Although my Dongyue Mansion is not as extravagant as Yaochi, there are still some stocks of dragon liver and phoenix marrow, rare treasures and exotic herbs. You can always eat for more than a month."

"I"

Just as Zhang Ke was about to reply, he was suddenly interrupted by the Emperor of Xiyue. He saw the other party pointing at Zhang Ke's clothes and said in surprise: "Hey, by the way, this coat on you always feels familiar. If I remember correctly, Haotian should have an identical one. . "

Emperor Ziwei nodded: "Yes, I wore it once at the Peach Banquet when the monkeys made trouble in Yaochi. Later, when Haotian wore it, he always felt that he could hear a monkey yelling in the distance, and the big-eared thief kept asking for more money, so he put it aside. "

"What are you doing..."

"Nothing, Yao Ji sewed it, I didn't know I was wearing the same clothes as God, maybe there is some tacit understanding. "

"By the way, since the matter is urgent, I will send it out now, so as to avoid wasting time and being noticed by someone with ulterior motives. Well, you eat and drink well, remember to help if you need anything!"

Zhang Ke, who was shocked, felt cold sweat running down his back in an instant.

Although it was just an illusory feeling, Zhang Ke's face was a little bit unbearable to be exposed in front of others. He hurriedly drank the tea in the cup and didn't have time to taste the taste of the clear tea of ​​Dongyue Mansion. Zhang Ke said goodbye and left in a hurry.

The action was so fast that even the gods of Taishan Mansion had no time to lead the way, and a big hole was knocked into the sky of the God Realm.

In the bamboo forest, the Lord of Taishan Mansion, who had repaired his own God Realm and set up a barrier, smiled with wrinkles on his face that were thick enough to kill mosquitoes.

If Xiyue's words were just a casual mention, then Zhang Ke's explanation, which was inconsistent with the previous words, had already concluded the coffin, and even explained the inside story to the three of them.

No wonder Haotian in the Lingxiao Palace looked like he wanted to eat people.

No wonder He, who used to be the most able to persuade everyone to be magnanimous, was anxious today.

It turned out that his home was robbed, and it was not even a pig digging cabbage, and even his own clothes were not safe. If he didn't take ruthless action, Huangmao would be arrogant!

Although he was quite proud before.

For a while, unbridled and wild laughter came from the depths of the bamboo forest.

At the same time, Zhang Ke, who had hurriedly escaped from Taishan Mansion, wiped off the non-existent sweat. Let's chat properly. What's the point of talking about clothes? It's really annoying.

Originally, I thought that after a war, it was time to return to Shangzhou Tiandi to enjoy a gentle country for a while, and to see if there were any new programs during the time I was away from home. Now?

Forget it.

Even with Zhang Ke's super wisdom, it was not difficult to find that the secret of his overnight stay in Yaochi had been made public.

Even the Emperor of Xiyue could see it, so it made no sense that Haotian, as the person involved, would not feel anything. So in Lingxiao Palace, Lao Deng was so stingy. No wonder the saying goes that those who are favored are fearless. The one in Tushan even hoped that Zhang Ke would do something that disrespected the etiquette and law so that he could announce it to the world. But when it came to you, it became a pig digging cabbage?

Okay, okay, you are so disgusted, right?

Wait, wait until I have time, then I will bring two to you to visit you morning and evening, so that you can also experience what it means to be in front of your father. Ahem, this idea is too much.

The neon trend harms the talents of Kyushu!

The business is more important now!

""Now, all the great masters, respectfully ask the Buddha,

All Tathagatas, self-attested wisdom realm.

I, the Yakshas, ​​and these Bodhisattvas,

wish to hear it with one heart, so we all urge you to ask.

You are a practitioner, and your speech is the best,

so I respect you and urge you to ask the Dharma.

Self-attested pure Dharma, finally enter the Buddha's land."

In the depths of the Great Leiyin Temple, where colorful clouds gather in the sky, golden lotus emerges from the ground, and the gurgling sandalwood is mixed with the prayers of thousands of Buddhist believers, the solemn Tathagata Buddha sits upright and explains the Lingshan classics over and over again.

In a short period of time, after absorbing a lot of incense and faith and consuming half of the inventory of Lingshan, his battle-hardened injuries have long stopped deteriorating and are now slowly healing.

The several incarnations that were lost before also gathered their bodies again. Although they were not useful yet, they at least filled up the lotus platforms at the front of the Great Leiyin Temple.

Otherwise, it would be unsightly, but more importantly, whenever he saw those empty lotus platforms, the anger in the Buddha's heart could not be stopped. The collapse of the good situation of Lingshan made him angry and want to kill.

But the scars on the surface are easy to fade, but the internal losses cannot be made up.

It is not wrong for the Buddha to consume the inventory in order to maintain his own combat power, but because of this period of time, the entire Lingshan fell into a dangerous situation where the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas were hungry every meal.

Fortunately, Lingshan closed its doors in time and restricted the secular Buddhist monks. Even though Lingshan, as the foundation, has sealed itself, the incense in the mortal world is still continuous. Compared with the previous prosperity, it is less, but compared with the prosperous Taoism next door, it is still far ahead!

The gradually returning incense faith is slowly filling the inventory, and the hard days of the Buddhas are returning to the original state at a slow but unsteady speed.

As for why Lingshan can still maintain its prosperity despite being suppressed and losing most of its high-end combat power, we have to ask those Taoist masters!

In fact, in the long mythological history of Jiuzhou, except for a few Taoist sects such as Taiping Dao and Shenxiao Sect, most of the Taoist sects only care about the small piece of land at the foot of their own mountain. It’s okay to help the villagers with their daily lives, but if the distance is too far and the matter is too troublesome, then sorry, the Taoist master is not here.

Cultivating immortals is greater than preaching, strengthening the Taoist sect and increasing the temptation of incense is not even as great as morning and evening classes and planting some land!

Even if the ancestors were not forced to accept disciples and feed them food, the Taoist sect could really play itself into an endangered species.

After all, the main point of my Taoist sect is to believe if you want to, and get out if you don’t believe, don’t disturb the Taoist master’s cultivation!

After the Tang and Song Dynasties, the legal system gradually recovered, and the communication between heaven and earth gradually became normal. This kind of situation has become more and more serious.

In the past, you said that if the communication between heaven and earth was cut off, there would be no hope of ascending to immortality. In order to avoid losing this little legacy of the ancestors in your hands, it was a helpless move to find a few heirs to inherit the Taoist tradition; but now the world has revived, and the gates of heaven and hell are open. You still use that lame excuse to hinder the Taoist master from cultivating immortality. Are you bullying the Taoist master's sword?

What's more, compared with the wide opening of the Lingshan school and the origin of Buddhism, the Taoist sect is undoubtedly more troublesome in selecting younger disciples.

Qualification is only the most basic entry threshold, and then there are various tests for character and morality. Even if you pass three levels and five difficulties, you may not be able to get the treatment of personal teaching. It is not uncommon for people to put their names on the list and wait and see in the Taoist sect.

This is how he treats his own disciples, not to mention the pilgrims and believers. Instead of relying on your incense and being controlled by the conditions, it is better for him to open a few acres of land behind the temple and cultivate himself.

As for the question of the ancestors, what is the need for incense and faith after becoming an immortal? Don't you think that the incense you burn for you every morning and evening is not enough? Don't learn from the bald donkeys next door. You should grow some food and drink when you have nothing to do. Don't think about this and that every day and delay your disciples' cultivation of immortality! ! !

Of course, if there are secrets or shortcuts about becoming an immortal, don't keep them to yourself. Talk more with your disciples.

What, double standards?

Don't be double-standard with your own elders. Don't learn from the bald donkeys next door to beg for alms all day long?

Isn't it embarrassing!

Have some shame!

With such a natural and casual attitude, the Taoist sect naturally has no idea of ​​spreading the Taoist tradition in a big way. In addition, the Heavenly Court is preparing for a big event recently. As long as they are not the kind of wild practitioners who just recognize a ancestor, the Taoists in the various worlds of the Nine Provinces have received the inside information early and started to prepare for the ascension to heaven!

Of course, I don’t know whether the Taoists are busy or not. Anyway, every ancestor must be busy to the point of smoking. They have to do their own duties as immortals and gods, and they have to take into account the bad things that the Taoist tradition cannot be exterminated by these unfilial descendants. They even have the heart to kill.

And it is precisely because of the "isolation" of the Taoist sect that the Lingshan system is suppressed on the mythological side, and most of the serious Taoist sects in the mortal world have closed the mountain and closed the door and stopped preaching, which cannot slow down the Lingshan belief that has been rampant among mortals.

A lean camel is bigger than a horse!

As for the closure of Lingshan, the Taoist sect is in the late stage of laziness, so doesn’t it become an opportunity for other Taoist sects to take off?

I can only say that I still think too much. Not to mention that the fundamental law of the side door is incomplete, and the five disadvantages and three shortcomings caused by the insidious style of internal and external factors, the term "side door" alone is enough to keep most of the good family children out of the door.

And the more the left-handed method is practiced, the more extreme the character will inevitably be. A slight mistake will lead to a disaster. It is inevitable that it will attract the attention and clearance of the mortal court. Once the dynasty can't solve it, it will be the turn of the imperial edict to invite fellow Taoists from the three mountains and five peaks to slay demons!

No matter how isolated the Taoists are from the world, they will not refuse a merit that comes to their door!

In this way, when the Taoist sect is in a mess and the left-handed sects are being beaten by everyone and can only move in the gutter, the mortals who must find something to rely on naturally turn their attention to the Lingshan Mountain, which has not been very effective recently!

It is worth mentioning that although Lingshan was closed, the only people affected in the mortal world were the so-called famous and upright sects. The small temples in the mountains, the laymen who practiced Buddhism, and the wild fox Zen were not subject to much restriction.