Ancestor, Watch Over Me

Chapter 490 Duan Longhao kneels on the washboard, begging for forgiveness

A line of words appeared in the void.

The ancestor was just a little bloated back then...

This is the ancestor's answer, very vague and difficult to understand.

But combined with the context, everyone immediately understood, and then there was an uproar, and the awe of the ancestors climbed to a higher level again.

Liu Dahai opened his mouth wide, and said in a daze, Didn't my stomach swell just to fart?

The meaning of the old ancestor is that when the enemy assassinated him, he happened to have a bloated stomach, and then a fart-collapsing enemy exploded on the spot. Is that what it means?!

Liu Tao nodded, and said: That's right, that's what the old ancestor meant, but he is more cultivated and qualified, and he is ashamed to say the word fart, so he told us cryptically that his stomach was a little bloated at first. !

Liu Dahai said with emotion: Hey, the ancestor is worthy of being an ancestor. He is strong, handsome, and humorous!

Liu Liuhai heard it, and stared at Liu Dahai for a while, feeling that Liu Dahai had said everything he wanted to say.

On the square, Liu Nianzu, Liu Jingzu, and Blood River Great Emperor sighed for a while.

Unexpectedly, when the ancestors were young, they looked like this!

I feel that our ancestor is the most friendly one among all the great powers in the ancestral realm!

Being friendly to the people is not important, the important thing is to protect the shortcomings! Hehehe...

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At this time, Liu Tao said loudly: Everyone be quiet, we are reviewing this test question according to the reminder of our ancestors, and see if anyone can answer it correctly... Well... Although the answer to this question is a bit unexpected, the score You still have to fight!

Speaking of this, Liu Tao felt embarrassed for a while.

Because this test question was written by him, and the answer was not even thought of by him, the person who made the question. It is really embarrassing. Standing in the void, my back is sweating.

Come on, according to this answer, we will come to the scene to approve the papers and score them!

The full score for this question is 20 points. If Liu Xiaotao answered correctly the characteristics of the three muscles, if he answered incorrectly in the following analysis, he will get 10 points!

Liu Qiqi, you also answered correctly the characteristics of the three muscles, and you get 10 points!

Liu Dongdong... 10 points... Duan Longhao, the characteristics of the three muscles are all wrong, 0 points!... Kang Yuan, hey, Kang Yuan is good, the characteristics of the three muscles are well written, 10 points!...

Liu Tao floated in the air, waving the pointer to score one by one. In the square below, the clansmen watched with relish.

At this time, Liu Tao suddenly exclaimed Ah, and said, This person can get full marks!

Everyone was surprised and shocked, and hurriedly looked at it, and saw someone answering like this on a test paper:

The old ancestor is so awesome, do you need to use your gluteal muscles to bounce back when you kill someone? I think the old ancestor must have farted back then and killed the enemy!

Everyone gasped after reading the answer.

God! Who is this person, is it on purpose, or on purpose, and he actually answered this question correctly!

Everyone hurriedly looked at the inscribed name on the test paper: Fatian Zhimai, Liu Muyun!

Ah! It turned out to be Brother Liu Muyun, he is famous for his big buttocks!

When the Twelve Branches recognized their ancestors and returned to their ancestors, the gluteal muscles represented our Heaven Branch and made it to the finals. Do you remember?

Of course I remember, hahaha, I didn't expect this question to be scored full marks by Liu Muyun, who has big buttocks!

In the square, everyone was talking about it, but Fatian Zhimai cheered excitedly. A group of high-level officials, such as the patriarch Liu Dayuan and the fat and thin elders of Fatian Zhimai, pulled their beards excitedly and laughed.

On the battle stage, Liu Muyun's face was indifferent, as if he had expected it long ago, Liu Tao was surprised by his calm and composed appearance, so he asked: Liu Muyun, did you fool yourself about this question, or did you make it yourself?

Everyone looked at Liu Muyun.

Liu Muyun raised his head and smiled, and said: For more than ten years, I have specialized in the gluteal muscle, so I know the mystery of the gluteal muscle!

Oh, what's the secret of the gluteal muscles? Liu Tao asked with a smile.

Liu Muyun sorted out his thoughts, and said, The gluteal muscle is different from other muscles. This part of the muscle can be exercised to the extreme and can drive the internal organs, especially the gastrointestinal motility. Simply put, it can control the flatulence in the abdomen.

Speaking of this, he chuckled and said: Simply put, you can control the peristalsis of the stomach through the gluteus major, and then decide whether to fart or not!

Give me an example!

I'm at the peak of the Flying Sky Realm now. If someone attacks me from behind, with a cultivation level no higher than the Mountain Moving Realm, and a distance of ten feet or so, I don't need to turn around. I just need to fart to kill this enemy!

As soon as the words fell, the audience fell silent!

After that, countless people were in an uproar.

Because many of the clansmen present couldn't reach the mountain-moving level, that is to say, Liu Muyun didn't need to draw a sword, let alone draw a knife, to kill them. He only needed to fart to finish them off!

Liu Tao was also dumbfounded for a while, he had already cultivated his whole body muscles, but he was still lacking in the sculpting of individual muscles.

Obviously, Liu Muyun's cultivation of the gluteal muscle has reached a new level.

The ancestors did not state this realm, but Liu Tao believed that after the third realm of muscle, there must be other realms.

After a long time, Liu Tao sighed with emotion, and said with a smile: Liu Muyun's ability to answer this question is not by accident, but because he really has this ability. Come on, everyone chirp for him!

Clap clap!

There was thunderous applause, especially the clansmen of Fatian Branch, all of them were excited and proud, their palms turned red, and the applause was the most intense.

Next, everyone answered the other people's test papers with almost 10 points.

In the void, Liu Tao cleared his throat, raised his pointer, and said, Now, let's look at the second question!

The clansmen were all shocked.

Second question: the path of the ancestors

topic:

According to the Biography of the Old Ancestors, once when the ancestors traveled abroad, they came to a wasteland. Faced with this scene, the ancestor said a word.

Question: May I ask what sentence my ancestors said back then? And analyze the deep meaning of this sentence! (20 points)

After reading the topic, there was a heated discussion among the clansmen in the square.

Liu Tao didn't go around all the way, and said directly: It seems that everyone already knows the answer to this question, that's right! This question is very simple, and in the spiritual and cultural corridor of the ancestors of our Liu family, there are Write!

Come on, everyone tell me in unison, what is this sentence that our ancestors said back then?

In the square, all the clansmen shouted back in unison: There is no road on the ground, but when there are more people walking, it becomes a road!

Liu Tao smiled gratifiedly.

At the same time, in the ancient bronze coffin, the ancestor also smiled in relief.

My descendants are all good descendants!

What the ancestors said, after more than a thousand years, I still remember it so clearly!

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All the participating clansmen answered this question, and the answers were accurate, and they analyzed that they must have the courage to walk out of their own way, so they got full marks.

Except for two people, that is Duan Longhao and Kang Yuan!

On Duan Longhao's test paper, he answered like this: hold the grass! I got lost again!

On Kang Yuan's test paper, the answer was: faint, the map is fake, unscrupulous profiteer, I can't beat you to death when I come back!

The people below saw their answers and laughed.

The patriarchs and high-level leaders of the twelve branches also twirled their beards and smiled, finding a sense of balance in their hearts.

You can't always be overwhelmed by the main channel, it's cool to watch the main channel's jokes once in a while!

The faces of Liu Tao and the others were extremely dark, and they felt that it would be shameful for these two guys to participate in the family competition.

Kang Yuan and Duan Longhao blushed and lowered their heads not daring to look at anyone.

Kang Yuan's daughter-in-law Liu Qianxue glared at Kang Yuan, and said via voice transmission: Tonight, kneel outside the yard! Don't come in!

Duan Longhao's daughter-in-law Liu Ahua looked at Duan Longhao and did not speak for a long time. Duan Longhao swallowed his saliva and said, Daughter-in-law, I will kneel on the washboard tonight, please forgive me!

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