Ancestor, Watch Over Me

Liu Tianhe knelt down and prayed, crying bitterly, with a look of remorse and guilt on his face, thinking that he had harmed Liu Dahai and Liu Dongdong.

Liu Tao and others were surprised and knew for the first time that Dahai and Dongdong had gone to the Eternal Home.

Ancestor, Dahai and Dongdong?... Liu Liuhai asked, but as soon as the words came out, he saw his ancestor wave his hand.

Ancestor Liu Fan said with a smile: Don't worry, Dahai and Dongdong are safe!

Liu Tianhe said anxiously: But -!

It's nothing, the ancestors will protect them! Liu Fan said, turned around and walked into the hall.

Liu Tianhe was eager to ask, but Liu Tao blocked him hastily and whispered: Stop talking, are you questioning our ancestors? Didn't you see that our ancestors were angry?!

Liu Erhai agreed: Yes, our ancestor must be angry.

Liu Tianhe was startled.

Did I make my ancestor angry when I first arrived? !

Our Lao Liu family may not be able to do anything, but our ancestor's blessing is the most effective. Do you still doubt this? Can our ancestor not be angry? Liu Tao said.

Liu Tianhe looked deeply and said, After all, we are all people who have thrown away our ancestors. To believe in our ancestors' words is like believing in our ancestors' body-protecting aura to destroy all enemies!

Liu Tianhe nodded, glanced at the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, and said, Then I'll go and admit my mistake to my ancestor.

Liu Tao said: Go ahead and be sweeter. After saying that, he turned around and hooked his fingers towards Wu Hai, Wu Hai, give me a cigarette!

Liu Wuhai grinned and handed over a cigarette distressedly.

Come on, Tianhe, take this cigarette and go in. If the ancestor is still angry, you can look for an opportunity to light the cigarette. You don't have to ask the ancestor if he smokes. Just ask the ancestor to say ah and you will insert it into the ancestor's mouth like lightning. inside.

Liu Tao explained seriously, then turned to ask Liu Wuhai if he had anything to add.

Because coaxing the ancestors, especially putting cigarettes in their mouths, Liu Wuhai is the expert in this!

Liu Wuhai rolled his eyes and said: If you stick a cigarette in my ancestor's mouth like this, I guess you will be slapped to death by my ancestor before you put the cigarette in!

Liu Tianhe was startled and hurriedly asked Liu Wuhai. Seeing that Liu Wuhai seemed to lack interest, he immediately took out a can of dry cigarettes and handed it to Liu Wuhai.

This is brought from our hometown, Liu's Holy Mountain. It has the original flavor. I know you like Wuhai, so I specially brought you a can before ascending.

Liu Tianhe said with a smile, Although this jar is small, it is a rare treasure. It is enough to hold a planet. I can fill you with almost half a planet's worth of cigarettes. Don't worry about expiration. The jar contains In a state of time-stopping, it remains fresh forever.”

Liu Wuhai suddenly stopped smiling.

Then, he told Liu Tianhe openly.

Actually, when you serve your ancestors to smoke, you can't say that you are inserting cigarettes. If the ancestor's mouth has a butt hole, how can you say it is inserting?! When it comes to filial piety, show respect to your ancestors and eat cigarettes!

Before you eat cigarettes to honor your ancestors, you have to tell jokes and jokes, whether they are meat or vegetarian, as long as they make the ancestors laugh.

The moment you make your ancestor laugh, his mouth will split with laughter. If your ancestor laughs, his mouth will definitely open into an O shape. At that moment, you take action like lightning and insert the cigarette into his mouth. inside.

My ancestor was already happy. Now that I have just closed my mouth and can smoke, my ancestor will naturally feel more comfortable and happy. In this way, my ancestor will be coaxed to be happy and will not be angry with you.

Liu Wuhai said slowly, analyzing it layer by layer, and explaining the detailed process of smoking in filial piety to the ancestors to Liu Wuhai in simple and easy-to-understand terms.

Liu Tianhe was amazed when he heard this, Liu Tao and Liu Erhai were eye-opening, and Liu Liuhai even widened his eyes and took a breath.

I originally thought that my ancestor loved Liu Wuhai because of his partiality, but now I realized that Wuhai really had a way of coaxing his ancestors, and he couldn't accept it!

Liu Liuhai said that he had learned from it and was determined to insert a cigarette like this for his ancestors if he had a chance in the future.

But, is Wuhai telling the truth? Are there any key points left unsaid?

As the saying goes, a cat still has something to teach a tiger. Is Liu Wuhai so generous? !

But at this moment, he has benefited a lot!

then.

The four people looked at each other, raised their hands in unison, and started chirping for Liu Wuhai.

Pah, pah, pah...

Liu Wuhai couldn't help but smile proudly when he heard the fierce applause. He lit up a dry tobacco pot and started smoking. He puffed away the smoke, his eyes flashed, and he didn't know what he was thinking...

The three-inch cucumber gave Liu Tianhe a plate of freshly grown cucumbers, so that Liu Tianhe would not go in empty-handed.

Then they gave each of Liu Tao, Liu Erhai, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai a cucumber to eat.

This is to honor the patriarch and several elders, please eat it! Little Cucumber said with a three-inch smile, jumping up and down on the ground.

Liu Tao smiled and took a bite of cucumber. It was crispy and sweet in the mouth, and filled with a strong medicinal aroma. It suddenly reached the level of a ten thousand-year-old medicine.

Only then did he notice that Gherkin, who hadn't seen him for a while, had already half-stepped into the ancestral realm.

Ah! Little Cucumber, that's amazing! You may be the first Cucumber to reach this level since the beginning of the world! Liu Tao praised sincerely.

Liu Erhai and Liu Liuhai both nodded.

Liu Wuhai's heart moved, and suddenly a light flashed in his hand, and there was something in his hand. He smiled and said: Look, three inches, look what is this?!

The little cucumber jumped three inches and landed on Liu Wuhai's wrist. He stared at it with wide eyes.

In Liu Wuhai's hand, there was a black mass, exuding the original and ancient smell of shit, very vicissitudes of life, and smelling of time.

At the same time, it was still breathing and seemed to have a heartbeat, but it was sealed by Liu Wuhai and could not move.

Ah, this thing is amazing, it seems like a divine thing!

Liu Tao, Liu Erhai and Liu Liuhai saw it and were curious. They couldn't see clearly what it was, but they sensed its ancient vicissitudes of time, and it must be a sacred object.

At the same time, Liu Tao and Liu Liuhai were curious, as if they had seen this thing somewhere.

Liu Wuhai glanced at Liu Liuhai with a smile and said, Liuhai, this thing is a magical medicine. Try it.

Liu Liuhai's eyes lit up, and he immediately reached out and touched a bit, intending to taste it. However, the closer the breath came, the more foul it became, making Liu Liuhai feel nauseous and vomiting.

I'm wondering in my heart, what kind of magic medicine is this that has such a foul smell.

The three-inch cucumber suddenly shouted in surprise: Ah! Hahaha, this is a piece of poop! It's such an ancient piece of poop, it's at least a hundred thousand years old, and it's even become a spirit!

Fifth Elder, what kind of horrible creature's poop is this?!

As soon as he said this sentence, Liu Liuhai froze, and then his face turned pale, the right side was blood red, and finally turned cyan, his face full of anger and evil spirit.

He raised his eyes, looked at Liu Wuhai, and shouted: Wuhai, I will kill you!

Do you think I am Yang Shou'an and can eat this as I please?!

Whoosh!

Liu Wuhai threw the ancient poop that had turned into spirit to Little Cucumber Sancun, and said anxiously: This thing has become spirit, and has the strength of half a step in the Taixu realm. When you go back, peel off every trace of it and plant yourself. But don’t sow yourself bad…”

As he spoke, he ran away without a trace.

Behind him, Liu Liuhai roared and chased, but unable to catch up with Liu Wuhai, he angrily demolished Liu Wuhai's main hall, and then quietly sprinkled a puff of smoke on the dry tobacco grown in Liu Wuhai's back garden...

Hehehe... Wuhai, don't think I can't cure you...

Liu Liuhai lifted up his pants and walked away triumphantly.

Wu Hai wouldn't use this cigarette to smoke for our ancestors, would he? Then I would be miserable!

It can't be such a coincidence! I'm overthinking it.

Liu Liuhai shook his head, hummed The girl next door is called Xiaofang, and went back happily.

…

Liu Xiaoxiao was very excited when he arrived at Tiandi City, and the one who was even more excited than him was his cheap master, Patriarch Yuwen.

At this moment, Liu Xiaoxiao, Patriarch Yuwen, and Patriarch Yuwen’s disciple were shopping.

Passing by the bustling Zuichun Tower, Patriarch Yuwen lamented: It's so pitiful. Why do men want to look for flowers and moonlight? Isn't it bad for him to be single? Doesn't he have a fragrant body like a boy?!

Behind him, ten disciples said in unison: It's good to be single, a boy's body smells good!

When Patriarch Yuwen heard this, he immediately smiled with relief. When he turned around, he found that Liu Xiaoxiao seemed to be absent-minded, so he asked Liu Xiaoxiao what was wrong.

Liu Xiaoxiao's eyes were distant and she said: I'm thinking about how to expand our singles holy land. Look at the people in this street, they basically have families and sects. We are new to this singles holy land. How to develop it in the future? I'm at a loss. .”

When Patriarch Yuwen heard this, he was immediately pleased and moved. Xiaoxiao was indeed his most proud disciple.

Xiao Xiao, you are a descendant of the Liu family and a descendant of the Emperor of Heaven. With this relationship, our Singles Holy Land will definitely be able to grow stronger.

The eldest disciple, Emperor Zuo Ning, smiled and said what everyone was thinking, and everyone laughed.

When they came to the Taixu Realm, the streets were full of ancestral realms and dominator realms. Even the half-step prophets could see that they felt great pressure. Fortunately, they felt a lot more comfortable because of the relationship between Liu Xiaoxiao and the Liu family. .

When Liu Xiaoxiao heard this, his face suddenly darkened. He remembered the vow he had made, that he would never get married unless his ancestors were resurrected.

But now, the ancestor has been resurrected, and the second elder talks to him every day, holding Yue Lao's picture album, and constantly introduces him to this saint and that goddess.

so annoying! Whoever likes the Saint or the Goddess, give it to him for free!

Liu Xiaoxiao has been quite distressed these days. He gritted his teeth, turned to look at Ancestor Yuwen, and said seriously: Master, brothers and sisters, I have shown my cards, I may have to say goodbye to being single!

ah?!

Why?

Xiao Xiao, don't scare me. Why did you suddenly say goodbye to being single? Who is that woman? Senior sister, go kill her!

Ancestor Yuwen and a group of senior fellows from the Single Holy Land were all shocked, and the only senior sister with a small waist was even more furious, with murderous intent on her face, as if she had seen the enemy who killed her father.

Seeing such a ferocious look, Patriarch Yuwen and several senior brothers' eyes twitched. What's wrong with Senior Sister Xiaomanyao? !

Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help being surprised. He raised his eyes, and his eyes just met the senior sister's beautiful eyes. The moment their eyes touched, the senior sister's face turned red and she looked away instantly.

Among the people present, the lowest cultivation level was the Great Emperor, and the eldest disciple Zuo Ning Emperor and Patriarch Yu Wen were even the Ancestral Realm. They immediately saw the blushing look on Senior Sister Xiaomanyao’s face, and a terrifying thought emerged. Their minds and everyone's bodies froze.

Ancestor Yu Wen knelt down and raised his voice to the sky, howling: O ancestors of the Holy Land of Singles, I, Yu Wenji, am so sorry for you. My own disciple turned out to be a bastard and looked at the mung bean, and he saw the right eye. This is a crime!

We are a holy land for singles. We believe that singleness is the beauty. I am single and I am happy. But now, my disciples are actually in love with each other. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Patriarch Yuwen talked about his sadness and burst into tears.

Several disciples hurriedly comforted Patriarch Yuwen.

Liu Xiaoxiao and Senior Sister Xiaomanyao were at a loss. They glanced at each other. The moment their eyes collided, they quickly avoided each other, but they secretly looked at each other curiously.

When they looked at each other this time, both of them had colored eyes!

Huh?! I didn't realize that Senior Sister Xiaomanwaist's waist is really thin, and her belly button is exposed. It's a bit sexy. Her skin is also very white, and she seems to have small dimples...

Hmph! Junior brother must have thought about me at night, and even done something shameful. Otherwise, how could his left hand be faster than the master's, and he wouldn't be so scared that he wouldn't even dare to look at me. This It's obvious that he has a guilty conscience, hehehe...

The two of them were doing psychological tricks here. Ancestor Yuwen, who had just recovered his breath, saw this scene and couldn't help but feel sad again. He glared at the two of them and said angrily: You...you actually spread your dog food in public?!

Today, what day is it? Is it the Chinese Valentine's Day? Why do you want to harm me like this?!

ps: Dear book friends, Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!