Anime Advent: The King of No God

Author’s note: The [perspective-seeing] of the white eye is not the kind of voyeur-voyeuristic perspective-seeing, but a perspective-view similar to B-ultrasound, seeing everything see-through, not only see-through clothes, not see-through flesh-body… You can’t be too obscene.

(Because many book lovers do not read the work, the important setting can only be said in the text.) ）

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Yu Shinobi Village.

It rains all year round, as if God has been crying.

The player [Fat Yahiko] is a person who likes rain very much, and likes to walk in the rain in reality, feel the silence between heaven and earth, enjoy and be happy.

He didn’t expect to be assigned to a village with rain all year round in the game, which made him lucky.

However, even more luckily, a month ago, he met the legendary god in the village!

A man with a cold face, red hair, a nose, lower lip, ears, all wearing strange metal rods of non-mainstream NPCs.

“Your name is Yahiko?”

“I’m not called Yahiko, I’m Fat Yahiko.”

“Do you like it here?”

“I love it, I love the rain.”

“It’s really like ah, red hair, and this face… It’s just fat…”

An inexplicable conversation, Fat Yahiko originally did not care, thinking that it was a casual encounter in life, and he would never see it again. Unexpectedly, the villagers who hid on the side and were extremely respectful told him that this man was a god!

God?

Go crazy.

Fat Yahiko did not take this matter to heart, but the development behind it was a little unexpected to him.

This man NPC turned out to be really the god of the village!

In the days that followed, he met another god of the Yunin Village, Konan.

Then, this god began to call him a special ninjutsu called paper ninjutsu, a ninjutsu situation that was easily used after transforming the ninja tool with chakra. At this time, he learned that the name of this god was Xiaonan.

From this moment on, he began to call Xiaonan as a teacher. In the days that followed, he began to give up other ninjutsu and concentrate on learning paper ninjutsu, and his progress was rapid.

However, Fat Yahiko still found that Konan-sensei hated him very much, and although he didn’t say it, he still felt it.

“Why?”

However, the fat Yahiko, who has a wide heart and a fat body, quickly shakes off this doubt and continues to enjoy the rain in the rain ninja village.

Just today, Teacher Xiaonan found him and issued him a task.

“Ding~~ You are eligible to participate in the [Konoha Joint Chūnin Exam]… Specific tasks to explore on their own…”

Chu Shinobi Exam?

Not interested.

It’s better for me to watch the rain feel comfortable.

Fat Yahiko didn’t want to leave the village in his heart, Naka-ninja or something, he really didn’t expect it, he just wanted to live a peaceful life.

Hungry.

Line.

Back to reality.

In reality, Fat Yahiko is also a fat man, 160cm, 150 pounds, a wide-hearted and fat otaku.

Cooked a bowl of noodles, filled my stomach, and then went online to see how the game was going.

At this time, there have been posts on the official website talking about Konoha’s middle ninja exam, and many players in other areas are naturally dissatisfied, after all, Konoha is a big thing after a big thing, it feels like the center of the entire ninja world, and they? Obediently stay in the village, unable to go out and make a name for themselves.

“Who can understand the grievance that cannot be pretended?”

This sentence has made many ninjas in other countries and ninja villages quite agree.

Fat Yahiko really doesn’t understand this mentality, what’s so good about pretending? It’s better to live every day in peace, you know how tired it is to pretend.

Just as he thought so, the TT communication tool that had been hanging sounded a message prompt.

Fat Yahiko opened the TT and saw a girl he used to like send a message to him.

Goddess: “Fatty, are you there?” ”

Fat Yahiko: “In! ”

The goddess passed for a long time: “I’m pregnant, he doesn’t want me?” ”

Fat Yahiko ~ for a moment, and finally said: “Give birth.” ”

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Goddess: “Can you accept this child?” With a happy expression.

Fat Yahiko replied: “Uh-huh, I can accept it, 10,000 are willing to accept it.” ”

But he was hehe in his heart, you were born, shut up my, you think I will be as stupid as before?

Turning off the conversation with this green tea, Fat Yahiko felt a lot happier in his heart, and his former ambition was revived at this moment.

“I want you to see that even if my fat man is worse, he is better than him!!”

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Oto-ninja Village.

Oto-ninja Village is a village created after Orochimaru left Konoha, marked by eighth notes. Located due north of the Land of Fire, it is relatively small, and it is also a neighbor of Yu no Kuni, and there is a border that touches part of the sea.

“It’s been a boring day…”

“When Lord Orochimaru was here, he felt so terrible, but he was gone, and he felt so bored…”

“Recently, there are many strangers who have taken the initiative to join the spell seal experiment, and it is estimated that Lord Orochimaru is going to make a big move…”

“I miss Lord Orochimaru so much…”

The two doormen yawned boredly and chatted about the sky.