Anime: Gojo Satoru's chaotic daily life

At noon, Sobu High School. Gojo

Satoru was walking on the sixth floor, he was going to have lunch with the cute Yukino.

Today, Hiratsuka Shizuka and Chihiro Sengoku went out to drink again, and even Totsugi Nanazaki went with them. Originally, he was invited, but he never drinks. As for Nino

, she overslept in the morning and didn't prepare a lunch box. Just as he passed by a club called the Diving Club, Gojo Satoru stopped when he heard the voice inside.

"Come on, drink some, to celebrate the arrival of our new members, cheers!"

"cheers!"

"Brother Jiro, give me some whiskey. I haven't had it for a long time. I'm a little craving for it."

"Are you so brave today? Come, bring me the cup."

"Drink white wine. Try the white wine I bought this morning."

"Wow~ 52 degrees, not bad, kid"

"……"

Drinking in school?

Gojo Satoru was full of questions.

Sobu High School clearly prohibited alcohol. Although students who drank alcohol would not be expelled, they would definitely be severely scolded.

After thinking for a while, he put his right hand on the door handle and pushed it open.

‘Crash——’

The sound of the door being suddenly opened made everyone in the diving club stop what they were doing. There were more than a dozen students in the club, all shirtless, showing off their strong muscles. There were two students in the corner who were wearing clothes, and one of them was an acquaintance.

"Who are you?"

Seeing the white-haired man at the door, with golden hair parted in the middle and bronze muscles all over his body, he looked more like a member of society than a student, asked with some doubt.

"Teacher! ?"

Kitahara Iori in the corner also recognized him and exclaimed.

After all, who wouldn't be impressed by the bad teacher who put a silver bracelet on him and made him look like a prisoner in the morning?

"What, teacher! ?"

When they heard it was the teacher, most of the diving club members started to panic.

Some even wanted to secretly hide the wine.

It turned out to be the teacher.

Tokita Shinji with short black hair suddenly realized, laughed, and said enthusiastically

"Teacher, do you want to come over and have a drink? This is the busiest time for our club."

As expected of you, Brother Shinji!"

The people in the diving club said secretly.

Leaning against the door, Gojo Satoru thought for a while, glanced at Kitahara Iori who was pretending to be dead, and said with his signature smile.

"Okay, you can"

"Wuhu~, teacher, come and drink some of my white wine, it’s definitely strong!"

"If you want to drink, drink whiskey. Drink something foreign."

"Humph, since you have all taken it out, I won’t hide it anymore. Ding ding, vodka!"

"Damn, vodka! Where did you get it from?"

Looking at the crowd that was making noise again, Gojo Satoru walked in, closed the door, raised his arm and shouted

"It's not fun to just drink like this, let's try something a little more fun"

"Oh! So how do you want to play tricks, teacher?"

Shou Longjiro asked as he picked up a new glass and poured whiskey.

Gojo Satoru looked mysterious and slowly took out a deck of cards from his pocket.

"Let's play Landlord. The losers have to drink."

"Hahaha, then teacher, you have to lose to me. I'm drunk here. I don't dare to be called anything else, but in Tokyo I'm the 'little gambling god'’"

"What are you bragging about? You almost cried when you lost the last fight with me."

"Bullshit, I am different this time than I was last time!"

"But teacher, there are so many of us, but we only have one deck of cards. How can we play?"

"How to fight? Of course, the loser will be the one who can't drink."

"What are you talking about? We are not drunk."

……

A minute later, a dozen people formed a circle with a square table in the middle.

Gojo Satoru, Shou Ryujiro, Kitahara Iori, and Tokita Shinji came first.

"Three"

"Five"

"I went up to K"

"2"

"I'm from your family, Brother Ryujiro"

"Oh, look at me, don't be afraid, 3456, who wants"

"78910, good boy, okay, just let me eat"

"I do not want"

"don't want"

"Tsk, I don't want it either."

"That's what you said."

Gojo Satoru's face turned into a facial expression, like a giant's ferocious face, and roared

"Bomb, no one wants it, right? Hahahaha, King bomb, hey~ no one wants it again, the last three, drink it all for me"

‘Gurgle Gurgle——’

Without any hesitation, Shou Longjiro picked up the whiskey in the glass and drank it.

Even all the diving club members behind him drank together. Feeling the atmosphere, Tokita Shinji, who was also a member of Gojo Satoru's family, also took a sip.

However, he was hesitant when he heard Kitahara Iori's words.

"Forget it, I'll just die."

Thinking of this, he drank all the wine in the glass in one gulp, wiped the corner of his mouth, and shouted angrily:

"Come on, continue!"

"Then come on! X3"

……

Half an hour passed.

I don't know if it was intentional, but Gojo Satoru had teamed up with the two people next to him and always won the game, but he had never teamed up with Kitahara Iori. He had been drinking for half an hour.

""Burp - continue!"

Kitahara Iori burped and shouted unconvinced even though he was already drunk.

Sure enough, two minutes later, he lost again and poured the wine into his mouth.

But Gojo Satoru strangely picked up an empty cup and put it under his mouth.

‘Squeak, squeak, squeak——’

Like a fountain, all the wine flowed down and entered the empty cup.

In just a few seconds, the empty cup was full, and Kitahara Iori put down the cup in his hand and waved his hand generously.

"Finished!"

"Uh--Xn"

Everyone in the club was stunned.

You call this drinking it up?

Gojo Satoru calmly handed the cup in his hand to Kitahara Iori and said

"Come on, continue. I think you are not satisfied with the drink."

""What? I just had a drink."

Kitahara Iori muttered in dissatisfaction, but still took it and prepared to drink. Gojo Satoru also picked up the cup that the other party had just 'drank' and put it at the bottom again.