Anime: Gojo Satoru's chaotic daily life

Second year J class.

Looking at the empty classroom and the students who were leaving the school outside the window, Hikigaya Hachiman sighed.

"That bastard white-haired teacher actually lied to me."

In the afternoon, he looked through the student handbook that he had never seen before.

As a result, he opened the first page and did not see the rule that"students must join clubs" mentioned last time. He knew that he was deceived.

However, he also joined the club founded by the"Ice Queen" Yukinoshita Yukino of Sobu High School.

The Servant Club, the club activities are to lend a helping hand to those in trouble, accept various commissions from school students, and accept the commissions. Once you accept the commissions, you must fulfill your responsibilities.

Of course, in the past few days since joining, no students have come to commission, so the club activities are just reading books and killing time.

"Forget it, let's go."

Although he wanted to go home, Hikigaya Hachiman decided to go to the Service Club.

Scratching his head, he walked listlessly to the sixth floor.

……

After walking for a few minutes,

Hikigaya Hachiman stopped outside the Service Club, knocked on the door, opened it and walked in.

"I'm coming in."

After entering, he was also stunned by the scene in front of him.

Why is that white-haired bastard teacher here, and he and Yukinoshita Yukino are actually eating hot pot.

Hikigaya Hachiman wiped his eyes in disbelief, and looked back again. It was indeed the three words"Service Club"!

"You guys, what are you doing?"

Hikigaya Hachiman asked, his eyelids twitching wildly as he closed the door again.

""Hoo-hoo-hoo, you're here, Hikigaya, Hikigaya Frog-kun."

After blowing two mouthfuls of the already cooked beef roll, Yukinoshita Yukino saw a dead fish eye coming over, thought for a while, and seemed to have not remembered the name after all, so she just casually said it perfunctorily. She said frog, not without reason, mainly because the hairstyle and appearance are too much like a frog.

"Hey, hey, hey, how come you know my childhood nickname?"

Hikigaya Hachiman complained crazily

"Besides, I have been in the club for a few days, you can't remember my name."

Yukinoshita Yukino did not answer this question, but ate the beef roll silently.

Seeing that the other party was unwilling to pay attention to him, Hikigaya Hachiman aimed at Gojo Satoru who was crazy about showing off chicken liver, and turned into a ruthless spit machine

"Also, why are you, a white-haired teacher who deceives students, here?"

"Iyada (no), what do you mean by a white-haired teacher who deceives students? I, as a teacher, will love and care for my students."

Gojo Satoru said with a greasy mouth and a cute look on his face.

""Well said, but teacher, can you please not do this? It makes me sick."

Yukino Yukinoshita next to him couldn't stand it anymore, with a disgusting look on her face.

Hikigaya Hachiman nodded in agreement.

But after nodding, he immediately started to complain again.

"That’s not right. Why are you eating hotpot here?"

"Don't think too much, go and mix the spices."

Gojo Satoru said.

He took out a bowl and chopsticks from somewhere and put them on the table.

"I'm not hungry at all."

Even though he said this, Hikigaya Hachiman still picked up the bowl and chopsticks honestly.

A few minutes later, seeing that only Hikigaya Hachiman's bowl did not have cilantro, Gojo Satoru said disdainfully

"As expected, dead fish eyes are dead fish eyes. Those who don't eat coriander are all heretics. When I have money, I will plant coriander all over the world and force it on you heretics."

"So I don't eat cilantro, what does it have to do with my eyes?"

Hikigaya Hachiman said speechlessly, picking up a rib, turned his head and looked at Gojo Satoru and said

"And teacher, you lied to me with the old student handbook, and I haven't told you yet."

"Ah Ba Ah Ba Ah Ba, I don't know, don't look for me, I don't understand."

Gojo Satoru denied three times in a row.

After these three consecutive attacks, Hikigaya Hachiman had no choice but to use hot pot to comfort his injured mind.

……

After eating for a full hour, the service department was filled with the aroma of hot pot.

Even outside the corridor, there was a faint aroma, which made many people from other departments around wonder why there was a smell of hot pot.

""Burp, I'm full. I'm full."

After a loud burp, Gojo Satoru leaned back in his chair with a comfortable look on his face.

This made Yukinoshita Yukino look disgusted, and she wiped her greasy mouth with paper like a lady.

Her face and mouth were red from the spiciness.

Hikigaya Hachiman, who said he was not hungry at first, ate the most now. He even showed off a chicken leg soaked in the flavor of hot pot.

""Teacher Gojo, did you trick this student with dead eyes into joining my club?"

Yukino Yukinoshita glanced at Hachiman Hikigaya across from her.

This made the latter want to cry, why do you all call me dead eyes? I don't want to save face.

Gojo Satoru thought for a while and said,

"I can't say it's a lie. I can only say that this guy is too stupid. He never read the student handbook and was fooled by me."

"That's right, right."

Yukinoshita Yukino nodded in agreement.

It was the first time she had seen a student who never looked at the student handbook and was fooled by a student handbook of who knows how many years. Hikigaya Hachiman was the first one.

The protagonist of the discussion, Hikigaya Hachiman, didn't dare to say a word.

He could only turn his grief and anger into appetite and eat the hot pot with a lot of meat dishes.

Just like that, another hour passed.

Hikigaya finally finished eating, holding his stomach with a look of despair on his face, and cried sadly.

"My stomach is about to explode."

"We didn't force you to eat so much, Hikigaya-kun"

"After all, they are dead fish eyes, so it's normal to eat more."

Yukinoshita Yukino and Gojo Satoru sang the same tune, which was even more desperate than Hachiman Hikigaya.

The name of dead fish eyes is not acceptable, ah