Another world conquest manual

As the saying goes, nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids.

In the local area, this "male" does not generally refer to men, but actually also includes women and Hideyoshi.

In the Great Mo Realm, this concept has been further expanded:

It not only refers to ordinary people, but also covers practitioners.

Some people may wonder why practitioners also get hemorrhoids?

The reason is simple, because before certain realms, practitioners are still human beings.

Hemorrhoids are not so much a disease as a symptom of some kind of feedback from the human body.

Little known.

Hemorrhoids are vascular tissues located in the anal canal and are one of the most common anal abnormalities clinically.

British Thomson proposed the modern concept of hemorrhoids in 1975: Hemorrhoids are pathological hypertrophy of the anal pad at the lower end of the rectum.

Depending on the location of occurrence, hemorrhoids can be divided into internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids and mixed hemorrhoids.

At present, the specific pathogenesis of hemorrhoids has not been fully understood, and the theories of the cause are nothing more than the theory of varicose veins and the theory of anal cushion downward movement.

The core of these two categories is the same - no pathogenic cells, mainly caused by sedentary stress.

In other words, as long as you are human and have blood vessels near your buttocks, hemorrhoids will definitely occur - unless you can control the blood flow in that direction.

At the same time, compared to the local humans, the incidence of hemorrhoids among practitioners in the Da Mo Realm is much higher than that in the local people because they need to meditate for a long time during their practice.

Despite the fact that Da Mo Realm is a world of cultivation, there are countless mysterious elixirs.

In fact, in the field of treating diseases, the elixirs of the Great Mo Realm actually have both openness and limitations.

The so-called openness.

It means that it can cure various diseases, and even the aging of organs can be restored to you 1s1s.

And the so-called limitations.

It means that the core effect of the elixir is simply one:

Rejuvenate.

If your heart fails, take a pill and you will regain your vitality.

If your limb is broken, take a pill to regrow bones, blood vessels and skin.

You have liver cancer, but taking a pill can still make your liver rejuvenate.

This is a bit like One Punch Man, no matter whether it is a big monster or a small monster, it can be dealt with by one punch.

What happens as a result of this treatment?

As a result, there are no classified outpatient clinics in the Great Mo Realm - at least in the field of practice.

This kind of situation can often be seen in novels and movies. They never classify the patients when they treat them. They all treat them with one pill.

Various elixirs for healing the body are only divided into grades and prices, not whether they heal the brain or the stomach.

As long as you have money, a pill can treat diseases in all parts of the body.

This leads to an advanced problem:

Da Mojie does not have a systematic summary of the cause of the disease.

They only know how to treat diseases, but they don’t know where the disease comes from or how it worsens.

They only know which elixir is effective for the disease, but they do not know that what is effective is actually some mysterious ingredient in the elixir.

This is an inevitable difference between the mysterious side world and the technological side world, because they have no concept of the microscopic realm.

Therefore, in terms of some non-pathological oppressive diseases, Da Mojie's elixirs are somewhat powerless.

Hemorrhoids are one of them.

Therefore, Da Mojie's elixirs are ineffective for hemorrhoids, because the symptoms of hemorrhoids do not meet the 'AI' of the elixir's ability to restore life - unless you have deteriorated to the point of complete paralysis of varicose veins and necrosis of the femoral head.

But it can’t be said that in order to treat recurring hemorrhoids, a person has to periodically necrosis the femoral head, right?

Of course, in addition to the elixirs, Da Mojie also has some ointments, which are somewhat effective for hemorrhoids.

But he is still Ma Yinglong, but far inferior to the rabbits.

The reason is simple. The ointments in Da Mo Realm do not contain enough substances that must be synthesized through micronization and medical industrialization.

For example, dimethyl sulfoxide, and zinc carbonate.

These are the main substances used to treat hemorrhoids.

The rabbits' synthesis technology can make five grams of plaster contain 6.9% dimethyl sulfoxide.

However, since Damojie's ointment cannot prepare these complex substances separately, at most it only contains 1/2 thousandth of the same dosage.

This leads to a huge difference in the therapeutic effects of the two.

This is a difference in industrial level, just like the local side already has ultra-thin condoms while the Mojie world still uses sheep intestines. It is a difference in the direction of world development.

Again, in the final analysis, the microscopic field has not been cracked.

Since the natives of the Great Mo Realm didn't know what the microscopic realm was, they turned their attention to the magic weapon after discovering that the elixir was ineffective.

I hope to use the underwear instrument to make my meditation environment more comfortable.

This is Yang Boli's third-level underwear - this is really not uncommon in the Great Mo Realm, but many magical weapons are not that high level.

However, no matter how comfortable you make your underwear, your butt will still get hemorrhoids, because the two are not problems in the same field at all.

This is why Yang Boli was so excited after discovering Ma Yinglong's miraculous effects.

Because in addition to being able to save his hemorrhoids, he also saw a huge market!

A market no smaller than Happy Bar!

In fact, he is not the only one aware of this market.

The moment they saw Yang Boli take out Ma Yinglong, the Chinese think tanks in the headquarters also thought of this.

Previously, because they had just arrived in a new world and had not yet changed their minds, they did not realize the importance of hemorrhoid ointment - it is not their fault, because they had no reference at all before.

But when many top experts focused their attention on this, the problem that was originally ignored was instantly seen through.

Although the price of hemorrhoid cream is far less expensive than Happy Bar.

But for one thing it costs less.

Secondly, it is used much more frequently than the Happy Bar.

There are not many opportunities for happy sticks to be used on a large scale. Most of the time, they are used as a reserve material and will not be used until a specific time.

But hemorrhoid cream is different. Considering the recurrence frequency of hemorrhoids in Da Mojie, a 20-gram hemorrhoid cream probably won’t last long.

When the frequency increases, the market will also expand.

In the reception room, Gu Junming showed a charming smile to Yang Boli:

“Shopkeeper Yang, it’s a coincidence.

This hemorrhoid ointment is also one of the unique specialties of our chamber of commerce. The output is not low and can be supplied in large quantities.

If you are interested in purchasing a batch of goods, we can naturally discuss the price. "

As a businessman, Yang Boli would remain relatively reserved under normal circumstances, and would not act too hastily even if he was interested in certain goods.

However, the hemorrhoid ointment was obviously a monopoly of the other party, and it was obvious that he came here just for this thing.

Therefore, Yang Boli simply gave up his so-called reserve and handed the initiative into the hands of the other party.

As soon as Gu Junming finished speaking, Yang Boli asked:

"Of course I'm interested. Shopkeeper Gu, do you know the price of this hemorrhoid ointment?"

When Gu Junming heard this, he tapped his fingers on the table, looking thoughtful, but in fact he was waiting for a response from the command center.

Although Yang Boli is a high-level monk, there is a possibility of using his spiritual thoughts to eavesdrop.

But the rabbits didn't take it seriously.

First of all, the fact that Tao Zhu Chamber of Commerce has long-distance communication means is semi-public news to Yang Boli, and it doesn't matter if he discovers it.

After all, with the selling of things like Happy Bars, the rabbits will definitely expose something to acquirers like Yang Boli, and they can't hide it.

Secondly, the rabbits speak Chinese, so they are not afraid even if they are overheard.

I saw Gu Junming's index finger tapping on the table several times, and finally he made a 'tsk' sound and said to Yang Boli:

"Shopkeeper Yang, the hemorrhoid ointment I sold you earlier was a one-yen trial package, and the output was not high.

Our chamber of commerce focuses on formal wear with two-dollar and four-dollar specifications. Which specification do you want to know the price of? "

Yang Boli also felt that the original specifications were a bit too small, so he said after hearing this:

"Shopkeeper Gu, can you tell me the prices of the two specifications?"

"Of course you can. At the same time, no matter how much you can sell it for, our chamber of commerce will only quote you the wholesale price."

Gu Junming said something in a long voice, basically making it clear that the rabbits knew about Yang Boli's intention to change hands, and then said:

"Shopkeeper Yang, the previous price per penny was thirty coppers. That was our promotion price. After all, we had just arrived in Ziqiong City at that time and were doing business at a loss in order to open up sales.

For normal wholesale, I will give you a price of 100 coppers for two cents, and one hundred and ninety-five for four cents. "

After quoting the price, Gu Junming looked at Yang Boli quietly and stopped talking.

The selling price of Mayinglong Hemorrhoid Ointment in China is about 0.885 yuan/g.

Four cents—that is, the cost price of the 20-gram specification.

Even the packaging costs about three yuan.

According to the exchange rate, the price of one hundred and ninety-five copper coins is three hundred and ninety yuan.

The profit is not high, it can be considered a small profit but quick turnover.

Ahem

Ignoring the local cost for the time being, the price is still quite attractive to Yang Boli.

Some ointments in Da Mojie cost almost two hundred coppers, and the effect was not even one-fifth as good as that of Ma Yinglong.

However, out of businessman's instinct, Yang Boli bargained with Gu Junming again.

Finally, the "offshore" wholesale price of 20 grams of Mayinglong hemorrhoid ointment, which is four yen in size, was set at 190 copper per bar.

The first batch of hemorrhoid ointment will be delivered to Linyuan City within four days.

After negotiating the price, Yang Boli left Taihe Building with satisfaction.

But perhaps it was because Gu Junming's "acting skills" were not as good as Ma Ning's. As Yang Boli walked, he suddenly felt vaguely that he was not as profitable as the Happy Bar this time.

"Wrong decision, wrong decision, I'm still a little impatient. I'm afraid that the profit of Tao Zhu Chamber of Commerce can be more than 40% this time, and it's because Shopkeeper Ma is so kind."

Yang Boli secretly scolded himself and suddenly stopped when he passed the plaque of Taihe Building.

Maybe it's the light.

In Yang Boli's eyes, the "little white rabbit" on the plaque seemed a little darker at this time, especially the heart.

Then he rubbed his eyes again and found that the icon had changed back to a snow-white bunny, smiling innocently at him.

"You saw it wrong, you saw it wrong, how could such a cute little rabbit be so evil?"

What does it mean to learn and sell now? What I have is polyps, not hemorrhoids.

The foreshadowing of hemorrhoids was buried more than sixty chapters ago, okay, please don’t taint my innocence.