Apocalypse: Xiaoye’s Strength and Dote on His Wife

So, under the eyes of the thin man secretly begging for mercy, flattering, and the urgent threat of Yu Qi and others around him, the thin man finally got his wish and got on the back of the fat man. ... yell-

Hahaha....Okay, let's run over there again.

I think this skinny monkey's posture can be a little more meaty, yes, yes, open your hands a little bit, your shoulders are half exposed, and your eyes should be a little more charming...

Hey, hot eyes—

Tsk... Forget it, you can't make any expressions with this face that everyone tramples on, so you should stay expressionless.

Thin man: .... I was wrong because I looked ugly, okay, you are beautiful, you have the final say.

Run again, run again, yes, yes, fat man, don't worry about panting, you have to move and cooperate, you know.

By the way, push down your pig's trotters and get on all fours.

Hahaha... yes yes yes, this action is good, keep it up...

Hey, be careful, the fat pig is about to overturn, hey—

With a sound of bang--, accompanied by the sighs of everyone, the fat man and the thin man fell into a ball, face down, with their buttocks raised and fell into the mud.

The fat man and the thin man who had been spoiled by the game got up with dizzy faces: ... Who am I? Where am I? what happened?

There are two faces, one fat and one thin, with the same two words written on the face, dumb, even forgetting to spit out the mud that he gnawed.

Pfft— Fan Qianhan and other onlookers also couldn't help laughing.

Lou Yanxiao also nodded in satisfaction, seeing that they were still working hard in the performance, let's call it a day.

So he waved his hand, Okay, the show is over, tie them up in a string, and we're off.

The fat man and the thin man listened to each other, and looked at each other, and then they were all excited, weeping with joy, they finally don't have to die, it's really great.

Of course, it would be better if they were not tied up in strings like the prisoners being escorted.

Boss, the little pigeons haven't come back yet. After they tied up a series of people like gourd babies on a vine, Min Lufeng glanced around, but still didn't see the girl from a certain morning. Little Douding who just went out to play.

Well—— Lou Yanxiao's deep eyes flickered, silently hoping that it would be better for them not to come back, so as not to come back and rob him of his wife, but——

No, the daughter-in-law has to worry.

So, he pursed his thin lips, glanced at Fan Qianhan who happened to be looking over there, and immediately said in a heavy and magnetic voice, Then just wait.

Oh—— Min Lufeng chuckled, expressing that he understood, he understood.

Then he walked around beside the fat man and the thin man who had just escaped from the shadow of death, gritted his teeth, Hey, did you see a little bean when you came here before?

What... what little Douding? The fat man and the thin man who were named by him immediately became excited, silently avoiding the third brother with a bloody face, and then looked at him in a daze.

Min Lufeng opened his mouth, just about to explain to them that Xiao Douding is a small kid who is actually very good at cheating, but before he could speak clearly, two roars reached everyone's ears.

Aww-

Aww-

What... what sound?

Could it be... a beast? Someone said tremblingly.

Suddenly there was a bang in my head, the legs of the fat man and the skinny man were about to go limp from fright, okay, this must be because they didn't read the almanac when they went out today. A group of beautiful men turned murderous, and now they managed to pass the test by pretending to be crazy and foolish, and saved their lives, but, how about it being so miserable, that they encountered mutant beasts just after the crisis, that would be unreasonable, and the group would be wiped out properly rhythm.

The skinny man's face was pale, his forehead was dripping with sweat, and his pupils shrank in horror, Run, run, I'm dying, a mutated beast is coming—

Ah—run, run—

There was a sound of exclamation, and a group of people who were tied up in a string instantly became chaotic, and then naturally they flew separately when disaster was imminent.

So, he ran left, he ran right, and some people ran straight back——

So here comes the question, what will happen to the follicles in all directions of a person who is tied up in a straight line?

I could only hear the sounds of ouch and ouch coming from my ears, as well as the sound of falling and yelling, and it was a chaotic mess. Fifty or sixty people scrambled together in a mess, unable to get up, it looked very funny.

Min Lufeng and Yu Qi, who were watching, shook their heads and sighed, Look at that shit-eating wrestling posture, it's so funny!

Lin Hexuan had a warm smile on his lips, I think the up and down pose is also good.

Lou Yanxiao's deep eyes flashed, and he glanced coldly, Hmph, a bunch of trash.

Fan Qianhan giggled beside her. It's really interesting!

Aw--

There were rustling sounds in the grass, and the roar of a tiger came. After a while, everyone felt that the ground was trembling.

ah--

Here we come, what should we do? We are going to be eaten.

Brother Li, help—

The howling of ghosts and wolves sounded again, and the fat man and the thin man dug their heads into the ground, holding their heads tremblingly, thinking they were hugging the whole world.

Aww-

What...something is licking me. The fat man held back his flushed face, his whole body was shaking with fright, and now even his voice began to tremble.

Li... Brother Li...

What... what are you doing, don't, don't talk to me, what if that mutant beast is after me?

No, Brother Li, listen to me, it's already staring at you now.

What—— Your sister's spark hit the earth, Fatty felt that his whole body was going to be bad.

Hehehe... Yuan Tong was watching the play next to him, how could this fat man continue to lie on his stomach, he raised his foot and kicked his buttocks that were still exposed, Hey, look up, you are so brave Little, I heard that tigers like to eat fat people who are timid.

The fat man's shivering fat body trembled, and he raised his head subconsciously, and the first thing he saw were two sharp tiger claws, which were still heavily splashed with blood.

Fatty: ... The soul flies to the sky~

Hahaha... What's wrong with this fat uncle? The small eyes of the two mung beans are so funny~

Just as Fatty ascended to heaven, a clear and clear child's voice came to his ears.

what happened?

How could there be a child's voice?

And not crying but laughing?

The fat man who thought it was impossible to escape from the tiger's mouth suddenly trembled, his fat face tilted up again, and only then did he see clearly a child sitting on the back of the huge tiger.

Hey, Xiao Douding is back, how's it going, what have you learned? Min Lufeng greeted him casually, but looked at the fat man with a half-smile in his eyes.

Ah, black-faced uncle. I went to dig out bird eggs with my cousin today. Look, there are a lot of them here. He said, pointing to the big transparent bag on the tiger's back.

I don't know what species of bird's eggs are, big and small, and they are really filled with the whole bag.

Hey, you little bean curd is really good, but it's a pity that we have finished our breakfast, otherwise we can have a boiled egg.

Hmph, then you can eat it next time, and I brought it for my cousin, so I don't have your share.

Hey, you little Douding needs a beating—

Seeing the familiarity of the big and small talking about spanking, the fat man blinked his mung bean eyes and realized that this kid riding a tiger knew the beautiful boy before. And the little Douding that the handsome man was looking for just now is this kid——

Heartbroken old man!

As soon as this thought was straightened out, the fat man began to loathe himself again.

Why don't you go out and don't look at the almanac? It's really not suitable for Te Niang to travel today. It would be fine if there were a group of beautiful men with no strength to restrain chickens, but they are stronger than the other; if only this mutant tiger had been there before, they wouldn't be so stupid to rush over to snatch people. But this tiger only appeared after they were beaten badly, which proved the strength of those people on the opposite side.

Compared with them, he is a lump of mud, and the mutant tiger alone is completely incomparable.

But how could this mutant tiger be with them? He has attended the nine-year compulsory education, and there are different seats for humans and animals. How did this unscientific thing happen? Can't figure it out, can't figure it out...

Aw— There was another loud roar, and the fat man squinted his mung bean eyes, and saw an elegant and vigorous black panther coming out from behind the big tiger, and there was a cat nestled on the black panther's head.

Fatty: ... He didn't know whether to say emmp or not.