Are All Online Articles Rubbish? Take Stock Of Golden Sayings To Teach You How To Be A Good Person

The father-son dialogue is being broadcast live.

At this time, a bald middle-aged man with a big belly was speaking on behalf of the parents.

"Hello everyone, I am literary writer Zhao Dawen."

“Online novels and games are the main culprits that poison the physical and mental health of our teenagers!”

"Why do our children's grades get worse, their personalities become rebellious, and they are disobedient?"

"This is all because they are addicted to online novels and games and cannot extricate themselves!"

Zhao Dawen spoke so hard that he was very excited.

"I strongly urge the authorities to ban all games and online novels!"

"I believe parents know about games, but most of you probably don't care about online novels."

"Internet novels are all junk literature that has no educational significance and is even extremely idiotic. It conveys extremely poor ideological values ​​and is very likely to mislead children."

"I say this, maybe everyone has no idea."

"Then next, I will take stock of some idiotic fragments of online novels, so that everyone will understand..."

The words fell.

Zhao Dawen projected his document onto the big screen of the program team.

"Let's see how outrageous these online novels are!"

"The following is a novel excerpt from a campus article..."

Everyone looked at the big screen and saw a fragment of a novel appearing on it:

[In the classroom, Su Chen was called on by the teacher and asked to get up and recite pi. 】

[Su Chen stood up with a confident face, an imperceptible arc at the corner of his mouth, and began to recite: 849821...]

[Lin Yue: "Wow! What is he reciting? Why can't he understand?"]

[Lu Wen: "Yes, yes, I can't figure it out..."]

[My classmates are a little confused. 】

[Only school belle Song Qingge's pretty face was filled with shock. She murmured: "He...he actually memorized pi backwards!"]

After reading this novel.

Everyone in the live broadcast couldn't hold back their laughter.

There was a lot of discussion at the scene.

Zhao Dawen said sadly:

"Look...I can memorize pi backwards. Anyone who has read books for several years will never write such a stupid plot!"

"Pi is an infinite non-repeating decimal, how can it be memorized backwards?"

"Isn't this misleading the perception of young people? It's extremely ridiculous!"

Song Ruoling was speechless for a moment after reading it.

She didn't expect that there are such talents in online articles

Su Bai couldn't help laughing.

However, because there is no threshold for writing online articles, even elementary school students can write them.

The forest is so big that it is normal for some strange birds to appear.

But it doesn’t mean that all online novels are so outrageous and brain-dead.

"This old man has clearly chosen some weird online articles to mislead everyone, and wants them to think that all online novels are like that. His heart is to be punished!!"

Song Ruoling gritted his teeth and said.

During the live broadcast of the father-son dialogue, Zhao Dawen's inventory continued.

"Okay, everyone must think it's funny. There are even more outrageous ones."

On the big screen, another novel text soon appeared:

[Night, mass grave outside the city. 】

[A young man knelt in front of the grave and said, "Dad, may you rest in peace. With my current cultivation, I may not be Chu He's opponent in this life. I'm afraid there is no hope of revenge for you."]

["I can't avenge you. How can I be your son?"]

[As he spoke, the young man's expression turned grim. 】

[I saw that he took out a dagger from his arms, lifted up a piece of his robe and chopped it off on the spot, stood up and said: "Today, I will sever the father-son relationship with you. Please find someone else to kill your father." Farewell!"]

[After speaking, he turned around and ran away. 】

The live broadcast was filled with laughter.

Netizens were all entertained. Although it was weird, it was quite unique.

Zhao Dawen accused with a serious face:

"What values ​​does this online novel convey..."

"He killed his father. Not to mention that he doesn't want revenge and has no filial piety, but he would rather sever the relationship between father and son because of this!"

"This shows us teenagers that they will naturally learn to be rebellious and disobedient!"

Zhao Dawen exaggeratedly told how outrageous online novels were, inspiring his parents to despise and hate online novels.

For a moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room were divided into two rows: parents and children, and they started arguing.

The children are naturally unconvinced and use bizarre examples from online novels to reject all online novels and blaspheme all the beautiful memories brought to them by the novels in their hearts.

This is too one-sided!

Zhao Dawen continued to take stock and decided to use a killing move.

"If you are eating the following excerpt from the online novel, please don't read it yet."

New excerpts from the novel have once again appeared on the big screen:

[Over the past few days, the two of them ate everything they could eat along the way, and scraped away all the bark and grass roots. 】

[But in the end both of them fell in a pile of smelly corpses. 】

[Gu Qingya began to ask Lin Tian whether he could walk out alive. 】

[Lin Tian nodded firmly. 】

["But we don't even have food to eat..." Gu Qingya said with some confusion. 】

"You eat my shit, and I eat your shit. If the cycle continues, you will be able to get out." Lin Tian said tentatively. 】

[Gu Qingya turned her head and looked at Lin Tian's pretty face in shock. She seemed to have made up her mind, and finally nodded solemnly. 】

["Then you can't be cheating and eat my shit without pooping..." She tilted her head and warned. 】

【......】

As soon as this explosive plot came out, the live broadcast of the father-son dialogue fell silent.

Some netizens who were eating were caught off guard and put down their jobs...

Even Song Ruoling couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth.

crooked...

Tilted...

He tilted his head and warned...

Don’t you think the heroine you created has a lot of personality and is very cute?

She has seen weird ones, but never such an explosion!