At the beginning of making Honkai Impact III, my boss is Yaya

"Kunkun? Oh, I seem to have some impression, but I remember that he seems to have quit the entertainment industry a long time ago and has no fans anymore, right?"

The girl seemed to have thought of something and said hesitantly.

"Hi, so you young people are just too young."

Xiao Shi pretended to sigh, and then said,

"Although Kunkun has retired from the entertainment industry, his legend is still spreading and has never left the times."

"As for you saying he has no fans, it’s even more of a joke. Although the little girls who were fans of him have forgotten him over time, loyal little black guys like us....Cancer Kun, but I have never forgotten him"

"Even when they hear the songs he sings, fans will get excited and play"You're so beautiful" because this is Kun Kun's famous song."

"I see, then how do you sell this doll?"

Hearing Xiaoshi's long speech, the girl seemed a little moved and asked quickly

"Alas, as I said just now, this doll has been treasured by a good friend of mine for many years. If it weren't for her family being seriously ill and asking for a large sum of money, she wouldn't have let me sell it."

Xiao Shi said with a sad face,

"Its value has long been immeasurable.....But I think you are also destined to be together. You are so beautiful that I can fall in love with you at a glance. Obviously, you also have the potential to become a cancer king. Let’s do it this way. It’s cheaper. I’ll sell it to you for 50,000 yuan."

"fifty thousand?!"

When the two young men heard this outrageous price, they were instantly shocked.

Even Su Mu was shocked by Xiao Shi.

Oh my god!

This naughty kid really dares to ask for a price!

What the hell are you doing? , 50,000 yuan, do you really think someone is a fool?

Obviously, the other party was not a fool, and she wanted to leave on the spot. But how could Xiaoshi let the customer go?

After a lot of eloquent talk, Xiao Shi successfully sold the doll to the couple for 399.

Su Mu was almost dumbfounded when he shouted from 50,000 to 399. Buy things willingly....

Is this still my innocent little knowledge?

Oh, by the way, Xiaoshi does seem to have the attributes of a profiteer.

That's okay

"How about it? Su Mu, am I awesome?"

Xiao Shi shook the money he just received and puffed his chest out towards Su Mu with some pride, like a child who has done good deeds and is waiting for praise from his parents.

"It's amazing. I didn't expect that your mouth could speak like this."

Su Mu patted Xiao Shi's head as if rewarding, and then gave her a thumbs up.

"But the 50,000 you shouted at the beginning shocked me. Isn’t this too exaggerated?"

"Hehe, this is what Pado taught me. He said that the higher the value of something is, the more buyers will feel it is worth it when they buy it."

"No, no matter how high you brag, there must be a limit. You suddenly went from 50,000 to 399, which is a 0.1% discount. It feels like the jade seller in Myanmar."

Su Mu said a little dumbfounded.

"Um....Yes, then next time I’ll shout 10,000 first."

Xiao Shi is a good and obedient child. As long as you talk to her with suggestions rather than orders, she is still willing to listen to other people's opinions.

Then the two of them continued to set up a stall to sell things.

Under the influence of Xiao Shi's exquisite eloquence Next, she used various reasons to praise the strange things on the stalls, and then sold them all, and the buyers were very satisfied, as if they were used by the Red Kite Immortal. ’s divine sword, the spatula used by God of Cooking, and the perfume Eden used before his debut.....

Wait, wait, whatever, it’s all about what she says, and she can always say something very reasonable, which makes people believe her.

If he hadn't been sure that this was an everyday world that hadn't collapsed, Su Mu would have suspected that this naughty kid had used the power of the Herrscher of Knowledge to hypnotize others.

And Su Mu also tried to be a street stall owner. Although he was not as good at talking as Xiaoshi, with his good looks, sunny smile, and excellent service attitude, Su Mu was still able to successfully sell food to some married women. Something came out.

Of course, the price is naturally not as outrageous as Xiaoshi.

As for why the people who buy his things are all beautiful wives....Su Mu didn't know and didn't want to know.

After all, he just relies on his own ability to make money.

After all the items were sold, Xiaoshi also made a huge profit.

Although the money is nothing to Su Mu and Xiao Shi.

After all, Xiaoshi herself is a host, and she also has the income from the Taixumen Dojo. She has never been short of money.

And Su Mu's current turnover in Honkai Impact San is hundreds of millions per day. To use an old joke, he is walking on the street and bending down to pick up a hundred yuan, but he still loses money.

So for them, when it comes to setting up a street stall to sell things, money is just a number, and the real joy is the process.

"Haha, I was so lucky today, I actually sold everything."

Xiao Shi looked at today's income in the virtual account with joy, and then transferred part of the money to Su Mu.

Su Mu didn't refuse, and accepted it with a smile.

"Come on, let’s go find Pado. I’ll treat you to a big dinner today!"

"Okay, by the way, can I call Bronya out?"

"Of course you can. I just asked Old Antique to come out so that we can all have a meal together, which will make it more lively."

Of course Xiaoshi doesn't mind if Su Mu calls people. It's better to say that the more people, the better. She likes lively scenes.

Then Pado took Su Mu to find Pado in another alley. From the look on her face, It was easy to see from the smile that she had gained a lot today, but Su Mu noticed with sharp eyes that there seemed to be something familiar to him on Padu's stall.

"....Padu, can you tell me, please, what is this?"

The corner of Su Mu's mouth twitched slightly, and he bent down and picked up a book from Maomao's stall.

Although the book seemed ordinary and inconspicuous, Su Mu somehow remembered that he seemed to have seen this book at Brother Jie's house.

At that time Brother Jie used this book to place on the corner of the table. He thought it was interesting and looked at it a few more times.

Unexpectedly, he saw it on Paduo's stall today.

This was interesting.

"Well.....This, this is just a book, Brother Su Mu, it’s no big deal."

Pado smiled awkwardly and tried to be cute.

"Yeah? But why do I feel that this book is very similar to the book that Brother Jie used to prop up the table? Pado, do you think I should tell Brother Jie about it?"

Su Mu said with a smile.

"Don't do this! Brother Su Mu!"

Pado immediately hugged Su Mu's thigh and began to plead pitifully.

"If Brother Jie knows that I bought goods from him, I won't be able to go to his place for a meal in the next two days!"

"Damn it, Padu, where is your moral integrity?"

Looking at the cat hugging his lap without saying a word, Su Mu suddenly felt angry and funny.

"Hey, Brother Su Mu, look at what you said, we businessmen don’t have any moral integrity."

Maomao said with pride instead of shame.

"....Yeah, forget it, let me go first, I'm just kidding, I'm not someone who likes to make snitches. Besides, since this book can be used by Brother Jie as a foothold, it's definitely not important."

Su Mu knocked Pado on the head and said angrily.

Although Pado has the habit of 'buying goods' from other people's homes, this little thieving cat never takes other people's valuables.

Let alone valuables. She doesn't even take ordinary daily necessities such as bowls, chopsticks, cups, etc.

She just takes some things that have been forgotten in a corner and can be considered garbage.

In her words, it feels like searching for treasures.

And no matter how useless things are, Pado has a way of selling them, which is considered her skill.

"Hehe, I know that Mr. Su Mu has a lot of people and won't care about a small character like me."

Maomao laughed and stood up from the ground again.

"By the way, you took the book that Brother Jie used to pad the table legs. What did you use to patch it up?"

"Oh, I found half a brick to make it up. The effect is better than using books to pad the table legs."

"Well...."

Pado cleaned up the stall and then followed Xiao Shi.

However, when she was leaving the alley gate, she accidentally tripped and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Su Mu pulled her up in time to prevent her from falling to the ground on her face.

"Padu, be careful when you walk, can this fall on the ground?"

Xiao Shi couldn't help laughing.

"oops....I don’t know what’s going on. I’m obviously very lucky, but sometimes when I walk through the door, I tend to have accidents. I either fall down or hit my head on the door."

Pado thanked Su Mu, then rubbed his head and said somewhat depressedly.

"....Pado, promise me you won’t leave the house in the future."

Su Mu patted Maomao on the shoulder and said meaningfully.

Thinking of Maomao's incident in the game, he couldn't help but sigh. Padofelis is really afraid of Door Felice.

Luck is comparable to the law of cause and effect. The cat only suffered a serious blow on the door.

The first time he died at the hands of the Herrscher, and the second time he died at the hands of the evil Velvet in order to help No. 17 open the door. , in order to help Yayi open the door.

The third time he died in the aftermath of Kevin's sky fire, it was also to help Kevin open the door. To be honest

, Su Mu had doubted whether this was the screenwriter's evil intention.

It is simply unethical to let a cute cat die like crazy on the door.

I didn’t expect that cats in this world would not have good luck on the door.

However, it is better to fall down a few times than to die. lost

"Eh? Where can I go if I don't go through the door?"

Maomao looked confused.

"Anyway, when life is at stake, it's best to stay as far away from the door as possible."

Su Mu said vaguely.

"What's the point of this? Brother Su Mu, don't you think that one day I will fall down while walking out the door and kill myself?"

Maomao couldn't help laughing and said,

"How is this possible? How can anyone die because of a door? And I'm very lucky. Look, I almost fell down this time, but Brother Su Mu pulled me back, didn't I?"

"Anyway, be careful."

Su Mu touched Maomao's head. He didn't want to say more. He could only hope that Maomao would be safe in this life and live the life of an ordinary person that she loved most.

Then they came to the hotel that Xiaoshi had booked. After a while, Da YaYa and Fu Hua also came.

Da YaYa also brought Alicia, who said that when Alicia heard that someone was inviting guests to dinner,

Su Mu was not surprised. , after all, this guy is like this.

And Fu Hua came wearing the Yunmo Danxin Taoist robe made by Eden himself.

Fu Hua fell in love with this outfit after trying it on. I wear it basically every day.

After all, this outfit is not only good-looking, but also comfortable to wear, and it is not as down-to-earth as other Honkai Sanli clothes. It looks good, but it looks like a cospa when worn.

This outfit was tailor-made for Fu Hua. She didn't feel out of place at all when she put it on. She looked like a person from ancient times. She was otherworldly, so this outfit has now become Fu Hua's daily routine. Pack

"Su Mu, I'm asking you to take care of Xiaoshi again today."

At the dinner table, Fu Hua said to Su Mu with some embarrassment.

She knew how troublesome Xiao Shi was. If Su Mu could play with Xiao Shi for a day today, he would definitely be in trouble.

"It doesn't matter, I also like playing with Xiaoshi. After all, we are good friends."

Su Mu smiled nonchalantly.

"That’s right, old antique, can you stop treating me like a child? Who said it must be Su Mu who takes care of me? I took him to play today."

Xiao Shi snorted with some dissatisfaction. She hated being treated like a child.

"Indeed, Xiaoshi took me to play very happily today."

Su Mu nodded, which made Xiao Shi smile again instantly.

"Okay, Su Mu, you went out with Xiao Shi and you didn’t call me. Am I not your best friend?"

Alicia puffed up her cheeks and said coquettishly.

"Alicia, what are you talking about? I am Su Mu's best friend!"

Hearing Alicia's words, Xiaoshi immediately became unhappy and quickly corrected him.

"oh? Xiaoshi, do you want to challenge Miss Alicia's most popular position?"

Alicia raised her eyebrows and looked at Xiaoshi with a smile.

"Is this still a challenge? I am the most popular person."

Xiao Shi put his hands on his hips and said with an air of dignity.

"Okay, everyone happens to be here, let's ask everyone who is everyone's favorite person."

Although she doesn't want to be like a child, Alicia doesn't want to give up her position as the most popular to anyone.

"Old Antique, who do you like more, Alicia or me?"

Xiao Shi couldn't wait to ask the people closest to him.

"You two are really...."

Fu Hua held his forehead, somewhat dumbfounded.

Even if Xiaoshi is childish, why is Alicia making trouble with the children?

Oh, by the way, since she is Alicia, whatever she does is normal.